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[–]RaffX 87 points88 points ago

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Nice try 9gag but im still not going to your website

[–]tehdancinqueen56 16 points17 points ago

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9gag is like the last person on the human centipede.

[–]CarpetFibers 186 points187 points ago

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icanhazcheezburger.com

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[–]GSoviet306[S] 118 points119 points ago

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Sauce on photo is actually 4chan, just like everything else.

[–]Thizzlebot 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah we know but the bullshit part is someone slapping a tag on there like they created it.

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[–]dinguslovett 4 points5 points ago*

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Great job!

Edit: Oh.

[–]faultydesign 0 points1 point ago

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slashbslashdot

[–]Smarag 0 points1 point ago

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That site gave me a virus. Don't go there kids.

[–]Moosapian 18 points19 points ago

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ebaums.

[–]kristianur 2 points3 points ago

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Would have been so much better if it said 9gag.com.

[–]Spoggerific 4 points5 points ago

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I'm assuming this is part of the joke.

[–]PoopFilledPants 21 points22 points ago

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Visiting 9gag makes me appreciate grammar nazis.

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points ago

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You realize this is how everyone who frequents 4chan views reddit, right?

[–]flinxsl 73 points74 points ago

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As archived 4chan with a better interface?

[–]25_Cent_Booch 35 points36 points ago

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that would be www.chanarchive.org

[–]JTHipster 9 points10 points ago

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No, as a 4chan for people who bathe.

[–]Pankaiks 23 points24 points ago

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Reddit: 4chan without the grossness

[–]MestR 45 points46 points ago

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Obligatory /r/spacedicks.

[–]lvs34 17 points18 points ago

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Well at least it stays in its own designated area, its a bit too much to be asking for no grossness at all, it is the internet

[–]notpsycho3 0 points1 point ago

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/b/ is the designated grossness area of 4chan. Of course, when most redditors refer to 4chan, they're speaking metonymically of /b/.

[–]Smarag 2 points3 points ago

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[–]medlish 5 points6 points ago

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The best thing about reddit is that it is fucking captchaless. Seriously, solving a captcha for every post annoys me tremendously.

[–]yobobly 2 points3 points ago

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I like how every time someone says reddit is different from 4chan simply points to different subreddits to prove them wrong.

[–]derp_derp_derp 0 points1 point ago

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Right, but I can tell my mom about Reddit.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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[–]sharkdude95 6 points7 points ago

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From what I can tell from my friends facebook page, Damn LOL! is just iphone screencaps.

[–]faultydesign 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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TOO MANY LULZ... CAN'T.. BREATHE....

[–]Cyber_Snipa -1 points0 points ago

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While we're at it, here and here.

[–]lahwran_ 0 points1 point ago

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sheesh, is imgdaddy a bad imgur ripoff?

[–]Cyber_Snipa 0 points1 point ago

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Kind of, wouldn't really know never used it, its the typical Facebook friend site. The other site is actually owned by a redditor because its 90% reddit posts from a while back.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Didn't care to check out 9gag till this post, and I say I must concur.... it's rather pointless without the "community" reddit has

[–]staticmotion 3 points4 points ago

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They use Facebook so there is a sort of community but it doesn't compare at all to the community reddit has obviously.

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[–]lahwran_ 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]Pretty_Insignificant 6 points7 points ago

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After seeing so many of my friends visiting that website, i have decided to give it a try myself. I've been reading for a week now and i have made some conclusions...

It's not the worst website out there. In fact it has some posts that ain't reposts from other sites and are actually entertaining. But jokes on you, because those posts are the vast minority and are fucking BURRIED because all the stupid FORCED MEMES and reposts are getting in their way.

Also it's community is freaking stupid and you will be amazed at how horrible reports of tired jokes are getting ''upvoted'' in the comment section. Lastly, the average age of the users is 15, and their iq matches one of a potato. (Those facts were taken straight out of my ass. )

However it is still a nice site to go to, if every single link in reddit is purple :)

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[–]lahwran_ 0 points1 point ago

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reddit's populous seems a bit older and a bit more mature, but otherwise, yeah ...

[–]eLgaTillo -2 points-1 points ago

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I went there and read some comment threads and it was like those two dudes in FG that have been living in America almost long enough to sound American... Kilos, meters, celsius...

[–]betterpc 7 points8 points ago

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It's a horrible dumpster.

[–]Thry 7 points8 points ago

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You used stolen content from a site that steals content (cheezeburger), to express your views about another site that steals content (9gag).

Do you not see the problem here...

[–]kingster20 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't steal it. As you can see, cheezeburger and reddit maintain the watermarks, borders and logos from other website's content whereas 9gag crops n' shops said watermarks,logos and borders.

[–]Thry 0 points1 point ago

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No. Cheezeburger takes posts from reddit, then slaps their watermark on it.

[–]shibalgaesekkie 6 points7 points ago

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I dislike that site. I wish it had a downvote button..

[–]WhiteRastaJ 30 points31 points ago

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Bad pun. Wouldn't have looked if I knew you were gonna stick it to me.

[–]GSoviet306[S] 24 points25 points ago

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Well you woodn't have upvoted otherwise.

[–]WhiteRastaJ 16 points17 points ago

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Damn. You got to the root of that quickly enough...

[–]GSoviet306[S] 19 points20 points ago

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I'm not one to leaf things like that alone.

[–]WhiteRastaJ 10 points11 points ago

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Sure you're not barking up the wrong tree?

[–]GSoviet306[S] 16 points17 points ago

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You're branching off topic.

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 8 points9 points ago

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You are correct. We should get back to the root of the problem.

9gag is flooded with bad posts.

[–]WhiteRastaJ 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, bad posts stemming from bad posters!

[–]GSoviet306[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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These posts are so bad that they intreegue me.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Should have known this would branch off into a pun thread.

[–]theineffablebob -2 points-1 points ago

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Pun threads were funny a couple years ago. Now they'r

[–]Coenn -1 points0 points ago

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I know! Lately they're a

[–]EliteCorps 24 points25 points ago

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9gag=reddit reposts

[–]CatboyMac 22 points23 points ago

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Reddit reposts of 4chan reposts.

[–]Geno098 14 points15 points ago*

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9gag basically takes the Reddit reposts of 4chan posts that aren't that funny and slaps their name onto it.

[–]kojopolis 21 points22 points ago

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this is so fucking weird because it's 100% true, seriously, for all you people that have never clicked on it and just think 'ah prob just some other site' it's not, it really is that bad, and it's becoming really popular amongst teenage facebook addicts

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[–]opek1987 8 points9 points ago

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So, Reddit 2.0 then?

[–]LostFromYoutube -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope, just Chuck Testa

[–]Gortos -2 points-1 points ago

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It used to havpe genuinely funny pictures... Years ago.

[–]overly_familiar 2 points3 points ago

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Nearly.

Reposts of Reddit reposts of Reddit reposts of 4Chan posts.

[–]instapunish 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing but imgur posts: CHECK.

[–]smacksaw 8 points9 points ago

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How do I downvote everything it showed me?

[–]overly_familiar 11 points12 points ago

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Alt-F4

[–]MBD123 3 points4 points ago

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Less drastic: Ctrl-W

[–]yobobly 3 points4 points ago

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You should have posted this to 9gag, then the resulting water marked image to here.

[–]MrYaah 11 points12 points ago

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i asked my macloving roommate why he prefers 9gag over reddit, he said he doesnt want to have to click the link to see the picture.

[–]Iyagovos 7 points8 points ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite.

[–]VanillaLime 3 points4 points ago

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[–]LyingPylon 7 points8 points ago

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SO BRAVE

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[–]NealHatesMath 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite

[–]somedude0 0 points1 point ago

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Filthy heathen, get off the site!

[–]nexisfan 2 points3 points ago

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I can't wait for the non-redditor imgurites to see this shit. Jesus, it's going to be glorious. And by that, I mean it will attain "Glorious" status all on its own.

[–]revisionist 2 points3 points ago

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I've never been to 9gag, but I see the 9gag screencap on reddit all the time.

[–]marcus_s123 2 points3 points ago

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9gag reposts from Reddit and we take it back. A cycle of sorts.

[–]Gramma42ton 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like another copycat Funnyjunk wannabe

[–]soundsof 2 points3 points ago

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I've been waiting for this post. Goddamn, all the "Friend posts in facebook, lame! It comes from 9GAG" shit passes me off because they're all reposts anyway.

[–]ooo_shiny 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly thought the joke would be you gagged 9 times before closing the window.

[–]mooinakan 4 points5 points ago

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wow 9gag is actually worse than terrorism. (no) thanks for tricking me into checking that shit out..

[–]Paulcook1138 1 point2 points ago

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I downloaded the smartphone app, opened it, looked at 3 posts, deleted it. A lot if balls were licked during its creation.

[–]monthly 1 point2 points ago

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[–]StratsandStacks 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, that shit suuuucks.

[–]Pway 2 points3 points ago

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Talk about horrible posts...

[–]fermilevel 1 point2 points ago

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What's wrong with 9gag? It's a link aggregator website cartered for a different demographic (read: not reddit).

The only thing I don't agreed with is its "trademark" stamp on their pictures, but there are people who do not care so I'm not going to get all worked up about it.

[–]esoterrorist 2 points3 points ago

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What is their demographic?

[–]zwygb 14 points15 points ago

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12 year olds

[–]m0ngrel 0 points1 point ago

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It's like "My first meme aggregate" for the Facebook crowd. So in other words, they're a blessed bulwark between retarded teenagers and the rest of the internet. At least, that's my hope.

[–]OrangeLanternCorps 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry this was downvoted.

[–]Aleitheo 1 point2 points ago

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The problem with 9gag is that is isn't like Reddit.

With Reddit, you post links to other sites and often people dislike claiming others work as your own or rehosting material from one site on imgur.

9gag takes the content for themselves and brands it with their stamp.

[–]fermilevel 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, I did address the "trademark" problem in my previous post.

The thing with 9gag is, the guy who created is from Hong Kong, China. They have a different perception for "intellectual properties" than USA. To make things worse, most of their demographics have ZERO clue about the importance of intellectual ownerships.

So in my opinion, its a culture shock between Reddit/Digg/4Chan-type vs 9gag/icanhascheezburger-type. (Fun fact, the creator of Icanhascheezburger is Asian too)

In the end, all I'm saying is the hate is meaningless and pulling cheap jokes like this one towards the other is just weak.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I went on 9gag once. I remember seeing a post, then a seeing it a few hours later on Reddit.

[–]kingster20 0 points1 point ago

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Are you in soviet russia?

[–]jasonnnnn 0 points1 point ago

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reposts of reddit

[–]jatoo 0 points1 point ago

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Facebook is the only way to sign up. I never went back.

[–]twinsofliberty 0 points1 point ago

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IK how you feel.My friends think gagful is the shit and everyday at least like 3 times he shares it on Facebook and I've seen them like at least each 6 months ago.Alot of my friends also think Damn LOL is awesome. *facepalm

[–]Kamavtu 0 points1 point ago

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9gag used to be good. Then it became overrun by meme-jokes and stuff-you-see-forwarded-in-your-email-inbox.

[–]orgzmtron 0 points1 point ago

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ahahaha wtf?! what is a Serbian cop doing as a meme??? xD

[–]Tananar 0 points1 point ago

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Why yes, those fence posts are quite horrible. Not even straight.

[–]giantfatppl 0 points1 point ago

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WTF IS 9GAG?

[–]Milutin 0 points1 point ago

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Serbia. :D And a Serbian cop ^

[–]1123581321345589144b 0 points1 point ago

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Shameless site promotion works fairly well on Reddit. Actually, the world has become all to aware of Reddit and is using it as a business tool now. Be wary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's a Serbian cop

[–]talontheassassin 0 points1 point ago

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I went to 9gag too and it was a bunch of people talking about how funny 9gag is. It was a pretty horrible experience.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Insert generic comment about how 4chan is superior to every other random-funny-shit website

[–]m0ngrel 0 points1 point ago

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Make generic metapost that doesn't actually say anything so people online think I'm clever and witty.

Considering sites like 4chan, SA, and YTMND have been doing this shit since before reddit was ever a thing, yeah, it's kind of understandable why people might have the opinion that a site like 4chan is superior, even if it's mostly nostalgia factor.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yea I know, it was supposed to be Ironically Ironic. I'm even using a Mac. True story.

[–]jaysusmahlawd 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. 9Gag is nearly as bad as Reddit. Nearly.

[–]Metatrons_Cube -1 points0 points ago

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Difficulty level: ASIAN

[–]mistergreekster -1 points0 points ago

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What the fuck is wrong with these 9gag motherfuckers? Pretty much every video on youtube has a top voted comment saying "9gag sent me here".

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[–]dayjawb 4 points5 points ago

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And now we have to deal with your shit!

[–]MilkyChocoxD -2 points-1 points ago

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What does being a girl have to do with anything? I'm a girl to and I go on reddit, does that make me the most attractive woman in the world or something?

[–]rderekp 6 points7 points ago

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Yes.

(I hope that makes you feel good about yourself!)

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

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A girl? Eww gross.

[–]chasingshadows 0 points1 point ago

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LOL jesus a little dark humor and people blow the fuck up. Oh, humanity.

[–]dayjawb -1 points0 points ago

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Its a lot of the same stuff, just a worse filter.

Check out /r/new and once you get passed the inane "my blah made me this" posts, it tends to look like 9gag.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I love reddit and I view 9gag, fuck you, I dont even care if they sell meme tshirts or something

[–]ionveau -2 points-1 points ago

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You know because Reddit is so good with the atheist propaganda they have on the front page right?

[–]AMcMahon1 -3 points-2 points ago

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Repostception