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[–]Parker_ 159 points160 points ago

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I like how she doesn't really try to stop the dog, she just kind of takes it

[–]JudgementTime 58 points59 points ago

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Damn it, I have a strange boner now. Thanks a lot.

[–]MrConfucius 19 points20 points ago

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It is a strange one indeed.

[–]pixelpenguin -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]jademonkey7988 7 points8 points ago

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It's weird that your username is my surname and we both had the same thought....

[–]jschwal19 4 points5 points ago

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First name Peter?

[–]jademonkey7988 2 points3 points ago

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nope :(

[–]Dralun 1 point2 points ago

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Consider getting it changed.

[–]2Weird2Live2Rare2Die 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you and everyone who makes these jokes.

[–]Parker_ 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually naming my son, who is going to be born in about 2 months Peter due to my last name.

[–]jschwal19 0 points1 point ago

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Nice dude

[–]GoldenFalcon 1 point2 points ago

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Would this be filed under child porn or beastiality?

[–]FallenTalon 1 point2 points ago

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She even starts getting in to a better position before the gif resets.

I guess she is going to be having a white christmas.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

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It got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 26 points27 points ago

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thats practically all twilights about

[–]RiskyDINGO 25 points26 points ago

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Nah, you should have stayed till after the credits. There was more

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 5 points6 points ago

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why does the werewolf still stalk the girl if shes married?

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[–]Tehan 1 point2 points ago

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Actually he's in love with the egg in her ovary that will eventually become her child, Renesmee.

No, really. That is what actually happens in Twilight.

[–]Aleitheo 1 point2 points ago

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Renesmee.

Seriously, what kind of idiot names their kid that?

[–]Des56 2 points3 points ago

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Stephenie Meyer

[–]MooseEatsBear 0 points1 point ago

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It was a combination of the names Renee and Esme. Ruh-nez-may. I don't get it.

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah but she's married he should take the hint

[–]pimpboss 13 points14 points ago

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Damn she stayed there and took it like a champ

[–]Dominiking 2 points3 points ago

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Exactly what I said to myself verbatim.

[–]dgrocksolid 10 points11 points ago

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I love how the camera zooms in

[–]bluubluubluu -5 points-4 points ago

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KUNG FU MUSIC

[–]u8eR 11 points12 points ago

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Damnit, that dog gets more ass than I do. :(

[–]UnknownArchive 55 points56 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Test post 4coms 8pts 2hrs funny
Sledding opportunistic dog. 1com 3pts 28dys funny
Like a muthafuckin BOSS 3coms 8pts 1mo funny
I don't even... Where'd that dog come from 0.0 5coms 3pts 1mo WTF
Opportunistic dog 399coms 1343pts 2mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]CerealMen 5 points6 points ago

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UnknownArchive - cleaning up Reddit, one repost at a time.

[–]Secrete_Persona 9 points10 points ago

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after 2 months it's funny again it seems.

[–]Secrete_Persona 7 points8 points ago

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Me waiting for this to load. "Please let the dog hump her....Please let the dog hump her.....Please let the dog hump her.........hahahahaha yes." :::fistpump:::

[–]MegerMayun1 20 points21 points ago

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Too good of a love story to be from Twilight.

[–]JamesRBFSU 8 points9 points ago

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Still a better romance than Twilight....wait

[–]taughtbytragedy 18 points19 points ago

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doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]dlenoxx 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone else -really- aroused right now?

[–]Dildosaur 9 points10 points ago

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i literally have the wierdest boner right now...i was going all prefap, figured one page of funny...im a terable person...

[–]SometimesMonkey 5 points6 points ago

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1 trillion ble, how did you manage that?

[–]SelectaRx 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, other people do this too?

[–]Dildosaur 0 points1 point ago

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im suprised that she just sits there, taking it. juuust too long.

[–]Zipyme 2 points3 points ago

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NEED MORE SPARKLES!

[–]heracleides 2 points3 points ago

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She's just takin' it like a bitch.

[–]zenion 2 points3 points ago

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this fucking title.... bahahahah this caught me off guard so hard... you win sir... you win :)

[–]CandleOfGandalf 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex ...

[–]superphred 1 point2 points ago

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still counts!

[–]fergusp87 1 point2 points ago

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Still a better love story that twilight...

[–]Indulge_Me 1 point2 points ago

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I was confused by this and intrigued. I went to google the story of the last movie and my reaction in my head was this... "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Really? a baby? REALLY!?" I thought this series was already ridiculous but understood how teenage girls could enjoy it but man. REALLY!?

[–]kosif 1 point2 points ago

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There is ZERO hesitation on the part of the dog. I love it.

[–]MrSm1lez 1 point2 points ago

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Get her Jacob!

[–]Stelfury 0 points1 point ago

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But that's not a baby..

[–]Magnificent_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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This would indicate that you have actually seen this high school movie.

[–]Lysergic-25 0 points1 point ago

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When opportunity knocks at your door..

[–]sitman 0 points1 point ago

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COSPLAY

[–]joebmxkid08 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter; had sex.

[–]bpoag 0 points1 point ago

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I want this to be on the front page so bad it stings.

[–]kbradero 0 points1 point ago

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WTF.

[–]markusgarvey 0 points1 point ago

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Every Disaster Is An Opportunity You Must Seize!...

[–]SanteGlobale -1 points0 points ago

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It's missing some anti-abortion bullshit

[–]Caiity -1 points0 points ago

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Oh my god

[–]superfapfap -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't Matter; Had Sex

[–]BossBen941 -2 points-1 points ago

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Dosen't matter had sex