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[–]dfont40 28 points29 points ago

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Its shit like this that makes it impossible to lie to anyone these days

[–]commander_bunbun 2 points3 points ago

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On the flip side, it could come in handy if you're ever in need of an alibi...

[–]dfont40 4 points5 points ago

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"Your honor we have here evidence A, the defendants facebook status at 1:21 pm, which clearly indicates that he was at Quiznos, 10 miles away from the murder scene."

[–]dankay 23 points24 points ago

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Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard you fucked your girl, is it true? You getting money? You think them niggas you with is with you?

[–]mog75 1 point2 points ago

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DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]mr_lightswitch 2 points3 points ago

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Are you smiling on the inside of your head? Where did all of the things in the ice go? When can I take your fingers? What is that little man doing up in the tree in the moonlight? Why do you sleep under all those dusty old bones?

[–]Linton58 1 point2 points ago

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Why haven't you called me? You said you would call at 9:00. You know what time it is? 9:03.

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

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And I'm like hell yeah, hell yeah, fuckin right, fuckin right.

[–]Kataq 17 points18 points ago

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Your nagging mom.

[–]kingbinji 2 points3 points ago

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jewish mom is also valid

[–]frugalfuzzy 0 points1 point ago

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And Asian mom. <3 her.

[–]lifedeathandtech 15 points16 points ago

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[–]grafilicious 4 points5 points ago

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watcha thinkin about?

[–]damakable 2 points3 points ago

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"Making love to you."

It's not hard to tell the truth.

[–]Zayl[!] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know what that is.

[–]merrymaker 5 points6 points ago

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So a person can't ask what you're doing or who you're with without being crazy? What happened to polite, curious, and trying to start a conversation?

[–]lotlotters 4 points5 points ago

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Nah man, it's just how often they ask, how they ask it. I'm not on anyone's side here, it's just imagine someone not really asking how you are doing but instead asking ALL THESE DETAILS ABOUT YOUR (PERSONAL) LIFE.

Which they then give to advertising agencies and thus, pop-ups on the sidebar.

[–]Nirple 2 points3 points ago

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It's not the questions themselves so much as the frequency of how often you get asked them.

[–]Settlefourless 1 point2 points ago

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read: "I'm NOT crazy"

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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So a person can't ask what you're doing and who you're with and where you are without being crazy? ftfy

[–]fafafohi 2 points3 points ago

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not sure if you did

[–]CrimsonDynamo1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SequencedConvenience 1 point2 points ago

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Can't believe I haven't seen this before

[–]Vidyogamasta 6 points7 points ago

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If this is what you define as "crazy," good luck finding anyone ever. I'm a guy, but I don't get irritated at these questions because I never have reason to be edgy about where I'm at or who I'm with.

[–]falisa 17 points18 points ago

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"So watcha doing honey?" "GET OFF MY CASE WOMAN. SO DAMN CLINGY"

[–]jadeycakes -3 points-2 points ago

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As a mostly well adjusted female I can say that I would never bother a boyfriend with these questions because I know I have no reason to not trust him.

[–]paintthisred 11 points12 points ago

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sometimes people ask these questions because they are genuinely interested, not because of trust issues.

[–]jadeycakes 3 points4 points ago

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Let me clarify, I will ask a casual "what's up? where are you?" but not in the hurried "WHERE ARE YOU WHO ARE YOU WITH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" tone that I hear so many of my fellow ladies do.

Those are the tones that convey a trust issue to me. Obviously I don't ignore my boyfriends like "I couldn't care less where you are." I just don't think I need to know everything all of the time.

[–]bthans -1 points0 points ago

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Please stop generalizing about our gender. Men do it too. It's a thing that insecure people do.

[–]Confuciussaywhat -1 points0 points ago

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Suuure...

[–]JuxtapositionTherapy 0 points1 point ago

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No lie. This is the funniest thing I've seen on reddit in days. Brava! (I don't surf ALL the time)

[–]dacohenii 1 point2 points ago

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...or jewish mother?

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[–]dddddan 1 point2 points ago

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You made it public? I don't get it.

[–]georgedengit 0 points1 point ago

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and yet you can't live without

[–]LLJkwon 0 points1 point ago

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She just cares... A LOT.

[–]robadge 0 points1 point ago

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grapes?

[–]dking888 0 points1 point ago

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[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't smell like your cologne!

[–]lotlotters 2 points3 points ago

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Who were you from 9p.m. to midnight last night? Was anyone with you? Man, it's like checking an alibi

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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We've walked into the surveillance state with nary a whimper!

[–]ONXwat 1 point2 points ago

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Except an alibi is easier to prove.

[–]TselKator -1 points0 points ago

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My self-conscience.