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[–]feeling_infinite 37 points38 points ago

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definitely thought this was going to be a picture of this

[–]SheCallsMeCaptain 17 points18 points ago

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Came here for the San Onofre power plant. Wasn't disappointed.

[–]C-3PO 3 points4 points ago

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Yep. I can't hear the phrase "nuclear tits" without thinking of san onofre.

[–]ReverendY 4 points5 points ago

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TIL the name of the giant nuclear boob plant I always drive by on the way to San Diego.

[–]phantominthebrain 4 points5 points ago

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We call them "the boobies"

[–]oOoWTFMATE 2 points3 points ago

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very nice!

[–]chapalap 97 points98 points ago

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and absolutely nothing weird about fantasizing about banging your sibling.

[–]CheshireC4t 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Inteli_Gent 32 points33 points ago

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Thank you. It was worth the click for this one line:

"We have developed a mechanism to stop us having three-eyed babies, but weird shit still makes us hot."

[–]supertoe12 1 point2 points ago

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After recent posts Im beginning to believe that.

[–]batteripakke 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, you've never done it?

[–]Melancholia 0 points1 point ago

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Evolutionarily it's disadvantageous due to lower genetic fitness, though at this point in human history I don't think traits driven by survival are necessarily still useful. As a race we're beyond individual fitness being the primary factor driving our development. Not that I expect to find many people to reconsider sexuality, particularly on this subject.

[–]xtralitespeed 0 points1 point ago

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The fitness part is only one aspect. Offspring by incest are much more prone to having genetic disorders and diseases, as was the case for Darwin's daughter. (he fucked his cousin)

[–]Melancholia 0 points1 point ago

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That's precisely what I meant. By genetic fitness I was saying ability to survive and reproduce, not strength or stamina.

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

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I have still been looking for a way to explain why, say, same sex incest is wrong. I feel that it's wrong, I "know" it's wrong, but I can't explain why.

maybe I don't want to have to accept the possibility that there might be nothing necessarily wrong with it, but I don't know.

[–]toomanytickets 5 points6 points ago

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In society a healthy family is a usually safe place for it members: a warm, dry, familiar setting filled with familiar people that they trust. It's also free of other things you might find in the wider world: sexual advances, sexual predators etc.

Then you introduce incest. It introduces social dynamics that are not usually present in the family such as sexual jealously (why does daughter fuck son but not me [dad]?), secrets to be hidden from society at large, breaking of trust etc. There are others but I can't remember at the moment.

I think in terms of children it's wrong as they can (and will be groomed) but in the case of consenting adults that are related I just think "ha, have fun".

[–]AdrianBrony 2 points3 points ago

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I was mainly referring to consenting adults, but I can't help but wonder about what dynamics say, two teenager siiblings would be under.

I mean, a family is also supposed to be safe from aggression but there are plenty of families I've seen where the siblings absolutely hate each other and don't feel safe because of that as well, and that would introduce the same nature of problems with just a different flavor. you still end up with secrets and jealousy and trust issues.

I'm just playing devils advocate... I think.

[–]Melancholia 0 points1 point ago

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The question then is why we single out that particular act to ban and not others that alter family dynamics. If you want something comparably influential then let's say religious indoctrination. There would be enormous complaints about any attempt to ban that, but banning this certain physical interaction is accepted, generally without question. There are certainly valid responses, many of which I find persuasive, but I still think that this is a subject that is too often handled by knee-jerk reaction and does deserve some thought.

[–]aquasucks 1 point2 points ago

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Because you would never get anything done.

[–]Melancholia 2 points3 points ago

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We're on Reddit, we don't get anything done anyway.

[–]Melancholia 1 point2 points ago

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The question, as with any incest in my opinion, is whether or not coercion is likely to take place. So long as sex is genuinely consensual and the individuals are safe about it I could give a damn who is having it. Judging the morality of sex is not my place or the government's place. However, if one person can coerce the other, whether emotionally or physically, then the act becomes either similar to or in fact rape. Forcing another into an action is where government can legitimately involve itself.

Furthermore, sex with a family member taps into a very powerful interpersonal dynamic, and if one individual is in a dominant position over the other then there is a great danger of a one side coercing the other. I would, for example, see a mother-son relationship as far more dangerous than an older sister/younger brother one. Between strangers saying "no" is far more straightforward. With someone you've lived with all your life the dynamic is vastly different and is subject to a number of pressures that are completely absent otherwise. Is the risk worth banning all forms of incest? Obviously not; even with our current laws at some level of distance cousins are allowed to have sex with one another.

I would not hesitate to say that genuinely consensual sex between siblings is perfectly fine. Really any relationship in which both parties are equally capable of providing and willing to grant consent is safe. the law and our morality should deal only in those cases in which consent is in significant danger of being absent. I would argue that family members are at greater risk. With cousins it seems probably though not definitely safe enough, with siblings I can't really say, and with parents the risk is far too high. The danger also obviously varies with age, and I would probably place an adult sibling relationship deep into the safe category.

The decoupling of sex from reproduction has and will continue to have some very stark impacts on our society.

[–]AdrianBrony 0 points1 point ago

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hasn't the decoupling of sex from reproduction been happening for a long time though? birth control is nothing new, and the notion that nobody before recently though of a handjob before sounds absurd to me.

of course, I wasn't really referring to coercion. that is a given wrong. I was mostly referring to why exactly the concept is considered wrong in and of itself, which is how it is usually considered.

[–]Ahania 83 points84 points ago

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Ah bloodninja, how we have missed ye.

[–]jackcatalyst 32 points33 points ago

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raises glass , to Bloodninja

[–]Schroedingers_gif 23 points24 points ago*

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I put on my cape robe and wizard hat.

[–]Kleptor 19 points20 points ago

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[–]rob777 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you sir

[–]dizs 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Redcard911 23 points24 points ago

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"I didn't ask you bitch" didn't turn her off. You got a keeper there

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[–]jamiemccomb 3 points4 points ago

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DEAR GOD, YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING!

[–]aeobeo 1 point2 points ago

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Wow! So hilarious and original!!!

[–]Allurex 43 points44 points ago

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Thankfully I finished masturbating before the nuclear tits part.

[–]nickjomaffa 0 points1 point ago

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Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who got a rush out of this.

[–]cripplingpenis 40 points41 points ago

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Incest, blowing shit up, sex, and an old school style chat. The Internet has won today.

[–]WhatHappenedToMusic -1 points0 points ago

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Dont forget about generic names such as "FlirtyGurl" and "Mike_Hunt"

[–]cripplingpenis 0 points1 point ago

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But I thought Mike Hunt was perfectly normal?

[–]camycam178 290 points291 points ago

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still a better love story than Twilight.

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[–]That_Tall_Guy 21 points22 points ago

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You can pretty much add that to anything on here and the karma train comes.

[–]GamerBum 6 points7 points ago

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What if we... begin saying...

Can't beat Titanic

[–]nonsiccus 0 points1 point ago

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Waits patiently for relevant username

[–]GingerOffender 13 points14 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]zxcv73 -1 points0 points ago

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SO BRAVE!

[–]Slackyjr 0 points1 point ago

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how did i stumble into /r/circlejerk ?

[–]zVulture 10 points11 points ago

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For those in So Cal, this is the first thing that came to mind for 'Nuclear Tits' (SFW)

[–]dankisdank 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I thought of too haha!

[–]AHamWorker 17 points18 points ago

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This is not a picture of tits. I'm a girl and even I'm disappointed.

[–]xboxsosmart 6 points7 points ago

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looks at username WE FOUND A REAL LIVE GIRL!

[–]bullyfish 2 points3 points ago

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What are you talking about, they are bombs.

[–]TheEigengrau -3 points-2 points ago

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You're a girl? Then it is my duty - NO! - my moral obligation, as a human male, to upvote you.

[–]SpaceUnicorn 7 points8 points ago

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What is the software being used in this picture?

[–]zapperdude60 15 points16 points ago

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Windows xp

[–]NeuralNet 4 points5 points ago

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Windows 2000 and Microsoft Game Zone.

[–]Damnatiun4278 11 points12 points ago

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So much funny

[–]meluvulongtime 3 points4 points ago

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I vow to think twice before telling calling any boobs "bomb tits"

[–]Never_Approves 27 points28 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]moose_man 8 points9 points ago

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C'mon man, turn that frown upside down!

[–]xingtea 43 points44 points ago

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ಠ‾ಠ

[–]ZeroNihilist 6 points7 points ago

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I like that nothing is upside down but the frown.

[–]matt7259 5 points6 points ago

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xingtea takes instructions VERY literally.

[–]Sisaac 14 points15 points ago

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I seriously hope this is OC. 'Cause it was one of the most sincere laughs i've had in reddit.

[–]friendlyhumanist 37 points38 points ago

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Don't call it that.

[–]CharlemagneIS 1 point2 points ago

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Only fifteen upvotes for such a well-placed Arrested Development reference?? Shame on you Reddit. Here, friendlyhumanist, take another one from me

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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This is the oldest thing on the internet. Bloodninja was reposted the first time, during the 38th job ever run by the worlds first punch card computer. Still good though.

[–]GBudee 5 points6 points ago

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It is not. But who cares! I loled. Again.

[–]THE_CENTURION 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, this is about as far from OC as you can get, I remember this from years ago.

[–]scarecrow124 1 point2 points ago

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I second that.

[–]B_Elanna_Torres -5 points-4 points ago

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Third.

[–]Inteli_Gent 2 points3 points ago

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I'm taking this spot. I'm sitting on this spot. Please do not let this continue. Number four, I steal your spot and refuse to let you continue!

[–]mokeymanq 1 point2 points ago

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Ah well, one spot back isn't going to do much harm.

*Fifth*

[–]Inteli_Gent 2 points3 points ago

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You're the devil.

[–]mokeymanq -1 points0 points ago

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Is that a license to do evil then? I'll start by taking another spot in line!

*Seventh*

[–]Thunderkleize 1 point2 points ago

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You can't be both 5th and 7th. Hell you would have still been fourth if you said so.

[–]mokeymanq 0 points1 point ago

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I can do that?

*Fourth*

C'mon, keep giving me material! At this rate, I'll be the entire line soon!

[–]Thunderkleize 2 points3 points ago

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This is the internet, you can do whatever you want. People will just think you're retarded.

[–]Evil_Lee_GK 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome, I'm off to bed now.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 2 points3 points ago

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I see that there are at least five SoCal redditors in here. San Onofre nuclear tits ftw!

[–]case_of_base 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, people still use chat rooms?

[–]PhantmShado 14 points15 points ago

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No. This picture is very very very old.

[–]HoHoNOPE 4 points5 points ago

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So depending on the half-life of the isotope, we should be okay soon?

[–]ulbador 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad someone pointed this out. I was thinking windows me

[–]ifics 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, yes. As good as an actual picture of tits that are nuclear bombs during the last seconds of the countdown. no

[–]ffantastic 1 point2 points ago

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You are the one with the nuclear tits... bitch. What a horrible sister.

[–]Basas 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me BloodNinja guy.

[–]c7hu1hu 1 point2 points ago

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I read that while wearing a robe and wizard hat.

[–]jveta172 1 point2 points ago

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I read it an the first thing that came to mind was SAN ONOFRE NUCLEAR PLANT

[–]SarBni 0 points1 point ago

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YES! Just drove by that yesterday and it was the first thing to come to mind...beaten by 6 seconds...

[–]bullyfish 1 point2 points ago

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Why do all cybering women go "mmm" and "you're good" ?

[–]TwoBuck 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

[–]HighCockalorem 1 point2 points ago

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Me too!

[–]OHKOe 1 point2 points ago

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I read the first line in Dyrus' voice, oh god.

[–]avenlanzer 1 point2 points ago

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Bloodninja returns!

[–]Sceptix 1 point2 points ago

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Did someone say Nuclear Tits?!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I see those huge titties every time I drive on the 5 Freeway between San Diego and LA, and I get a huge hardon collider everytime...

[–]matt7259 0 points1 point ago

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You really lepton the chance to make that joke didn't you.

[–]Pum_Pum 1 point2 points ago

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It's 5:44am, laughed so hard I might've awoken the family

[–]123hamed -5 points-4 points ago

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LURVEE ur username! XD

[–]wegotblankets 1 point2 points ago

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It's no 123hamed

[–]HomeButton 3 points4 points ago

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If anyone says "still a better love story than Twilight"...

[–]Terrific_Tyler 1 point2 points ago

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Almost on par with Ron/Hermione.

[–]hokiepride 0 points1 point ago

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See: Top rated comment.

[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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well who didn't see that coming

[–]camycam178 1 point2 points ago

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Heheh, I only put it after I saw your post. lol.

[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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Consider the karma a Christmas gift

[–]camycam178 0 points1 point ago

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Heheh thanks :) I got a bunch of karma whoring comments recently out of nowhere, it's crazy.

[–]revolversoul93 0 points1 point ago

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Keep talking...

[–]rockerman100 0 points1 point ago

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i was laughing so hard i almost choked and i was not even eating anything

[–]nuclearwar 0 points1 point ago

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I like this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me too.

[–]kbrosz 0 points1 point ago

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"I have romantic feelings for my brother and nuclear tits" AMA?

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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Each time I've read that story in previous posts, the bomb always go off....CUT THE BLUE WIRE!

[–]lozdogz 0 points1 point ago

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OH LAWD

[–]shug7272 0 points1 point ago

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I was still laughing at "OH LAWD" when the bombs went off.

[–]fab11 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to me once or twice.

[–]LeviCatman 1 point2 points ago

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Your sister's tits turning into nukes and blowing up?

[–]fab11 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe

[–]Legendary_win 0 points1 point ago

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Well what would you expect from Mike_Hunt

[–]ringolio 0 points1 point ago

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These people are both now in their 50s

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fap Fap Fap... times it right to bust load at same time as nuclear explosion

[–]rileyrulesu 0 points1 point ago

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Doc Brown! It worked! We are 10 years in the past!

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

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And Mike Hunt still couldn't figure out why he was so funny and made so many people laugh, yet he was still a virgin and living with his mom at the age of 52.

[–]chava079 0 points1 point ago

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Lol no one realizes the mike hunt user name. :D

[–]Papasmurph1 0 points1 point ago

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The title gets an upvote all by itself.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

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Bloodninja lives! The internet can feel safe in their domains with him watching over us!

[–]alphabeat 0 points1 point ago

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Punchline. Title.

[–]zane496 0 points1 point ago

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hey sis do you have any - OH LAWD totally worth it.

[–]oOoWTFMATE 0 points1 point ago

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omg.. i can't stop laughing. over 9000 points for you

[–]4ForGlenCoco 0 points1 point ago

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"HEY! dont com into my room without knocking first!" "Oh, okay, sorry." leaves "That's, uh... that's it, huh?" "Yep..."

[–]avenlanzer 0 points1 point ago

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Bloodninja returns!

[–]WAAITT 0 points1 point ago

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I read about the guy that banged his mom- but this...

[–]scorpionfader 0 points1 point ago

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So fucking awesome. I'm humbled.

[–]DjTrailer 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get off unless something blows up

[–]HazzyPls 0 points1 point ago

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This would have been better if I didn't read this thinking "where are the nuclear tits?!"

[–]nickateen 0 points1 point ago

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Funniest thing I've seen on reddit all day.

[–]emuchop 0 points1 point ago

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The nerd in me wanted to see it turn into a d&d joke.

[–]Xorba 0 points1 point ago

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[–]gsfgf 0 points1 point ago

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I remember AIM

[–]krispwnsu 0 points1 point ago

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THIS WINS!!! Funniest thing all week. So far... DUH DUH DUUUUM!!!!

[–]DropkickMikey22 0 points1 point ago

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I read that in Aziz Ansari's voice

[–]hallowedsouls 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCK SIS?

[–]agentidaho 0 points1 point ago

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fucking awesome

[–]fg33473r2d2 0 points1 point ago

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[–]GrossAleXXX 0 points1 point ago

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I literally laughed out loud for a solid minute and am still having bursts of laughter. You, sir, are my hero.

[–]forevertaryn 0 points1 point ago

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Sexting troll. What a hoss

[–]HonestSAP 0 points1 point ago

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Ha..

[–]hawtywitabawdykthxGG 0 points1 point ago

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All I have to say is Blood Ninja. I used to get a kick out of this when I was younger.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 0 points1 point ago

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...detected

[–]Tylerkcchew 0 points1 point ago

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I just shit my pants from laughter.

[–]iheartrms 0 points1 point ago

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Here in San Diego we really do have nuclear tits in the form of the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station: http://KFMB.images.worldnow.com/images/14431570_BG1.jpg

[–]Tazimi 0 points1 point ago

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you sir have made my fucking day

[–]THE_CENTURION 0 points1 point ago

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So much repost. I mean really, this is from how many years ago?

[–]TrevLuv 0 points1 point ago

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that was great, thank you.

[–]draco207 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

[–]iamyourmaster 0 points1 point ago

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Well I lol'ed hard.

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like something straight out of Bloodninja's repertoire

[–]YoungAndAimless 0 points1 point ago

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Just by reading his first line, I knew he was gonna troll. Or at least be very witty.

[–]ZaneBarrow 0 points1 point ago

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...Note to self: Attempt this in the near future.

[–]robh241 0 points1 point ago

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What is the chat site?

[–]Rusty-Shackleford 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in the unforgivable voice.

[–]scumbag-reddit 0 points1 point ago

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I want to meet this fellow and have a nice chat with him.

[–]d0wnside 0 points1 point ago

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Hey sis do you have any- OH LAWD

[–]batteripakke 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone at the airport must think im retarded, but that was one of the best laughs ive had in quite some time..

[–]batteripakke 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone at the airport probably thinks i retarded now, but that was one of the best laughs ive had in quite some time..

[–]DasBoots 0 points1 point ago

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And then Gary Oak fucks you in the ass.

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

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bLOODYNINJA?

[–]HeWasProbablySmoking 0 points1 point ago

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Mike Hunt

[–]Shibby9386 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe people actually do this.

[–]Talyan 0 points1 point ago

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Bloodcyber, that you?! <3

[–]BigFatCake 0 points1 point ago

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Very nice username. Mike_Hunt

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yea.

[–]zhamren -1 points0 points ago

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lol

[–]TimeLady -2 points-1 points ago

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Creepiest thing I have ever seen. 0_o

[–]Inteli_Gent 3 points4 points ago

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Hi! Welcome to the internet!

[–]imagitcha 3 points4 points ago

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Give him time. He will learn. Oh yes... he will learn.

[–]TimeLady 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, is that what it's called?

[–]Mach07 1 point2 points ago

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It's time you visit spacedicks :D. And truecreepy. Maybe just true creepy. Spacedicks is for the insane, retarded, or simply put "veteran of the internet".

[–]TimeLady 0 points1 point ago

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I am a bit insane. Does that count?

[–]StevenFuchs -1 points0 points ago

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I love the internet incest stories I've read in the past 24 hours

[–]blueberrydanish -1 points0 points ago

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heh

[–]Altereggo6969 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, Mike

[–]Ivraalia -1 points0 points ago

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tl don't care

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]trystynsly -1 points0 points ago

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YES

[–]54MProductions -1 points0 points ago

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What website is this? I want to fuck with some teenagers.

[–]TurtlePilot -1 points0 points ago

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that kid is a king of trolls. some people have an innate ability of trolling with max efficiency, he's definitely one of those kids.

[–]zackdmack -1 points0 points ago

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LOL

[–]zackdmack -1 points0 points ago

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LOL

[–]PapaSmirfable -2 points-1 points ago

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for the win!

[–]Sinopsis -4 points-3 points ago

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I have yet to see it uttered so....repost. Very old repost, possibly one of the oldest on Reddit, stil funny though x)

[–]chaoswurm -5 points-4 points ago

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so, i was disappointed that nobody else noticed the "Mike_Hunt" username. Think about it.

Say it three times fast

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[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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Or go to middle school.

[–]TselKator -1 points0 points ago

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Personally, it beats being in a long term relationship with a girl and soon realizing she has nuclear shits.