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[–]didaskaleinophobic 2 points3 points ago

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People these days, generally, are fucking whiney-assed pampered pussies that need a dose of man-the-fuck-up.

[–]zamboniman46 1 point2 points ago

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i'm offended by that = WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]InstaBonch 1 point2 points ago*

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I'm deeply offended by the word faggot. It's what people often un-affectionately jeered at me in junior high school and high school. I don't often flip out or whine about how it offends me, but my friends--my friends--should know better.

I don't like the word. I don't like when it's used jokingly or affectionately by two homosexual men. I don't like it when my brother is playing his friends on Call of Duty. I don't like it when anyone says it.

Sorry to be such a dipshit, but words hold power, and sometimes those words bring up memories and emotions, and sometimes those memories and emotions are damaging.

/rant

[–]Toyotaobsession 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to go get some stocks and smoke a cigarette now.

[–]InstaBonch 0 points1 point ago

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Some Toyota stocks perhaps?

[–]KakarotsKid 0 points1 point ago

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What is the matter with you Darling?

[–]chiri988 0 points1 point ago

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true. also, anything that stephen fry says