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[–]Eshry 20 points21 points ago

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"Brace yourselves" was never actually said... The stark words are plainly just "Winter is coming."

[–]drummererb 3 points4 points ago

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This has bothered me but I realized that the Internet largely is stupid and just runs with anything without fact checking. Now it stuck.

[–]Eshry 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking internet, ruins everything.

[–]boblahblah101 -4 points-3 points ago

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Came here to say this, you beat me to it. Have an upvote.

[–]Eshry 6 points7 points ago

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ARE WE FRIENDS NOW?

[–]boblahblah101 -2 points-1 points ago

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So, are we like best friends now that you've seen what's in my freezer?

[–]wshs 3 points4 points ago

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Brace yourself, the brace yourself meme is coming

[–]IgotaBionicArm 2 points3 points ago

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To late....they're already here.

[–]Brower 2 points3 points ago

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I'm more concerned when someone will post the old

"What's your new years resolution? Oh, cause mines 3200x1600."

Every year ಠ_ಠ

[–]PermanentWaves 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, you'll notice Hanukkah went by pretty quietly.

Sincerely, Shy Jewish Redditors

[–]dshlect 1 point2 points ago

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hey man, 4 days left!

[–]cheez-man44 1 point2 points ago

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wasn't winter bad enough???

[–]celfers 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer to scream:

HOLD!! ...... HOLD! ..... Hold! ...,

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 1 point2 points ago

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just wait till new years... I will be resolutioned out..

[–]SlothVision 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit holiday posts are the only way I know what time of year it is.

[–]Pupet 1 point2 points ago

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I'm ahead of the curve mwahaha

[–]KazakiLion 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, wait, this post only has 16 comments on it? Get it together man! This is your chance to get one of those super high comments on a post that reaches the top! Don't screw this up, don't screw this up...!

This.

Crap.

[–]El_Bajo_The_Short_[S] 0 points1 point ago

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unfortunately i can only give you one upvote

[–]Beakerbite 1 point2 points ago

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And following that we get all of the "My New Years Party" and "My New Years Resolution" posts. Holidays are fun.

[–]tokeyoh 1 point2 points ago

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Not mine. Still nothing from reddit gifts ):

[–]soundsof 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit I was too late to post this.

[–]gogoHATCHET 1 point2 points ago

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Brace yourself the gift posts before the gift posts are coming

[–]3h7rt6 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't that the sad fucking truth. :_(