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[–]Elliptical_Tangent 13 points14 points ago

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How else do you prepare to eat all those cookies, and drink all that milk?

[–]ValhallaSinking 3 points4 points ago

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mmmmmmm broccolli

[–]80proofconfession 11 points12 points ago

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I'VE BEEN NICE!!! I'VE BEEN NICE!!!

[–]Audio-didact 7 points8 points ago

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He's just trimming the tree, man

[–]acendude 2 points3 points ago

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Like, what do you want for christmas, man?

[–]mocotazo 4 points5 points ago

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"This shit right here will get you high as reindeer pussy"

[–]Bacon_Toothpaste 7 points8 points ago

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crosspost to /r/trees for instant karma!

[–]Watchdog84 1 point2 points ago

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Now that is a Santa i can believe in!

[–]trekkie_becky 3 points4 points ago

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Santa will be flying high...as a kite by then.

[–]BillyLee 0 points1 point ago

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Cause he's a rock...et man

[–]stonedreader 4 points5 points ago

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Now i believe in Santa

[–]retepeter 0 points1 point ago

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I have been very good this year...

[–]MisterSharkk 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought Santa would be more of a cocaine kinda guy.

[–]PizzaSammy 0 points1 point ago

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I don't claim to be an expert on mushrooms but...

[–]toke_or_smoke 0 points1 point ago

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chumlee?

[–]wytewydow 0 points1 point ago

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I do believe in santa, I do!!!

[–]Supatime 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BillyLee 0 points1 point ago

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How do you think reindeer fly.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BillyLee 2 points3 points ago

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:( not mobile friendly

[–]TorgoTheWhite 1 point2 points ago

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Buy a better phone

[–]duffyproject 0 points1 point ago

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That shit better be dank.

[–]doom8200 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the house from the Wanchai Ferry commercial.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wtf is getting ready to do? Get himself the reindeer the elves and the entire Antarctic high?

[–]Nereosis 1 point2 points ago

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Did Santa move south this year?

[–]akaleprechaun 1 point2 points ago

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Commas, use them.

[–]troyj92 -1 points0 points ago

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Perfect stocking stuffer.

[–]ChipBroskavich -1 points0 points ago

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ohh man he'll never get all the trichomes out of that santa suit.

[–]chungy 1 point2 points ago

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Or just little specks of bud and leaf that like to work their way into the furry fabric. My friend has a blanket that will never be clean of that stuff, it doesn't come out in the wash.

[–]ChipBroskavich 0 points1 point ago

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I have clothes that i trimmed in from two seasons ago that i've washed a hundred times and they still smell like weed!

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[–]Interminable_Turbine 2 points3 points ago

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That.. That was just awful.

[–]Cort87 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is he putting the buds in a chilled bowl?