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[–][deleted] 650 points651 points ago

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That blank look on her face is one of a person who has done worse things.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

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This was nothing compared to Thanksgiving.

[–]robotnixon 187 points188 points ago

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Probably that day.

[–]blazemore 116 points117 points ago

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To that chicken.

[–]xconde 77 points78 points ago

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While it was alive.

[–]IHaveHerpes 15 points16 points ago

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Watch Pink Flamingos more (director of this also did Hairspray!)

And if you don't remember what Pink Flamingos is, this may jog your memory.

[–]MonsterPuffin 8 points9 points ago

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eggs! eggs! babs, bring me some eggs. oh, where is that egg man with my eggs?

(I haven't seen this for at least 5 years and realize that's not verbatim.)

[–]implicate 6 points7 points ago

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"Never in my life have I had any animal rights activists say anything negative to me, although perhaps they should have. (Laughs.) In Pink Flamingos, we bought the chicken at a place that sold freshly killed chickens. It got fucked… but it was only simulated. It was simulated chicken fucking and it got killed, but we ate it afterwards. And that’s much better; since we ate it I don’t feel guilty. It got to be a movie star, and people still talk about that damn chicken." -John Waters

[–]necrocountant 10 points11 points ago

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why?

[–]IHaveHerpes 12 points13 points ago

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Oh it gets better, especially when the guy gets up on the table, exposing his anus as he opens and closes it as the whole party claps for him doing this trick.

[–]hlposts 4 points5 points ago

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This was a part of Pink Flamingos? I guess I blocked it out, along with the rest of the movie.

[–]BuzzBadpants 1 point2 points ago

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I think John Waters calls it the "singing anus"

[–]cgfromtexas 1 point2 points ago

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[–]AriTheMan_ 7 points8 points ago

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BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

[–]deaddog692000 24 points25 points ago

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You should have seen what she brought back from Colombia.

[–]ANewAccountCreated 29 points30 points ago

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Juan Valdez?

[–]Pwag 20 points21 points ago

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And Maria, Sancho, Jaime, Isabelle and little Marco Valdez.

AND THE DONKEY.

[–]NdecoyZ 19 points20 points ago

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The amount of drugs she is on is many.

[–]Ember357 1 point2 points ago

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Looking at him " Do you love me now that I have chicken twat for you, honey. Always for you, honey."

[–]implicate 1 point2 points ago

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After my 3rd time scrolling through it I noticed that THEY HAVE A FUCKING CHILD WITH THEM. Sorry about all of your future therapy bills. Tough break, kid.

[–]bunnysuitman 143 points144 points ago

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That is a very specific sexual move called the Turfuckin.

[–]thecampo 1 point2 points ago

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Clever you are.

[–]YourFairyGodmother 368 points369 points ago

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Crosspost to r/cooking, "How to make chicken taste like fish."

[–]baloneyjoe 41 points42 points ago

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/r/vegan would love this

[–]suckthisdeth 10 points11 points ago

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i am vegan and i love it.

[–]Grizeldabowski 4 points5 points ago

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Eh, I just gave it the "what the fuck?" it deserved, there isn't much from this that would offend vegans.

[–]glovesoff11[!] 3 points4 points ago

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Nah. Maybe it would be relevant if she was using her vagina to crush a living chicken.

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago*

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Done! Edit: Just got banned from /r/cooking.

[–]freakstate 88 points89 points ago

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Lol no nsfw tag. Classic :)

[–]AlpineWolf 17 points18 points ago

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"lol forgot"

[–]Wilcows 2 points3 points ago

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Funny how the people in such a subreddit don't even mind too much:P

[–]Pwag 9 points10 points ago*

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I came down with a serious case of the giggles imagining someone scouring the web for the perfect recipe, maybe someone who looks like Paula Dean, clicking that link and being disgusted, but caught in a web of their own fascination, dwelling on every picture before finally logging off the computer, and spending the rest of the day wondering if she could get a chicken into her vagina, if that should be a source of pride (if bigger was better, as in with male penis size) and when she could try it.

But no that's silly, but still, she's twice the woman that Gweneth Paltrow is and could easily fit twice that much into her lady garden. But that's still. She shouldn't think such things.

And as she's washing the dishes, alone to her thoughts, she'll decide, It can't be that silly if Gweneth did it, and it's on the internet, and it was only natural to be curious about one's body and tomorrow IS shopping day...

[–]prowl_pants 237 points238 points ago

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Keep fucking that chicken!

[–]notacrook 61 points62 points ago

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For the un-initiated: context

PS. It's a video.

PPS. You need sound.

[–]HobKing 16 points17 points ago

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What in god's name? Anyone have context on this?

[–]crae1804 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure he said plucking.

[–]RyattEarp 16 points17 points ago

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I think that's what he meant to say and had a freudian slip.

[–]Pwag 12 points13 points ago

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That's that thing where you mean one thing but say your mother?

[–]district9 2 points3 points ago

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That's the thing where you mean one thing but fuck you mother?

[–]Pwag 1 point2 points ago

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Whoa.

[–]district9 1 point2 points ago

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Dude - go check IAMA - it seems to be a thing...

[–]Pwag 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that, didn't read it too much. The guy who says you can never go home again, was talking about the womb.

[–]Ieatyourhead 1 point2 points ago

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It sounded like he started with f then kind of corrected halfway in and said 'flucking'.

[–]ajaxwhat 5 points6 points ago

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lol wut

[–]GarenBushTerrorist 1 point2 points ago

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Okay, I'll do that.

[–]PissinChicken 198 points199 points ago

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salmonella?

[–]tysonbreuer 87 points88 points ago

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why is this the only thing I thought of

[–]fingers 33 points34 points ago

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I thought, geez, is this the uncut version of Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction?

[–]pillsburydopeboy3 52 points53 points ago

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The new STD.

[–]wreckemtech 3 points4 points ago

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At some point the funnel effect comes into play here.

[–]Pwag 8 points9 points ago

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Speaking of which, there's a video, and the chicken is just sitting on the shelf, un refrigerated.

[–]ChetBenning 31 points32 points ago

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Relevant username??

[–]goose666 9 points10 points ago*

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She puts the salmon (smell) in salmonella

Edit: thanks for the upvotes, guys, I was really reaching here.

[–]MBuddah 15 points16 points ago

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i'll allow it.

[–]warteg 1 point2 points ago

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More like CPV

[–]girlwhodidyourhair 1 point2 points ago

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Can vaginas get that..?

[–]Onslow_Skils 28 points29 points ago

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I don't have a vagina, but I can tell you you will get seriously fucked over if you shove a raw chicken in your vagina.

[–]klsi832 101 points102 points ago

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I like scrolling it backwards. It's about a woman that gives birth to a dead, processed chicken in the grocery store, and she and her partner are very nonchalant about it. "Hey, I think it's coming out soon." "Alright, let's get Aaron and go to Safeway. We need some eggs, anyway."

[–]mr_hankey5000 18 points19 points ago

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Is this an Eraserhead remake?

[–]donnerpartyof1 1 point2 points ago

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It's a prequel.

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 69 points70 points ago

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Those are the guys from Voina, a political art-group from Russia. They are kinda big. You may know them by the huge picture of a dick they drew on the bridge not fat from the FSB (think KGB) headquaters. Banksy is their fan: Proceeds of Banksy print sale will go to Voina collective, two of whom are awaiting trial over anti-corruption protest. The girl on the picture is a moderately known poet, she's not bad in my opinion. She has dated a friend of mine, but I don't know her personally. Also, in Russian, there is a slang verb spizdit' meaning "to steal" that shares a root with pizda, a slang word for vulva, so there is a pun involved. That being said, the stuff on the picture is pretty crazy.

[–]hypologist 6 points7 points ago

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One of the greatest parts of the huge-dick-on-bridge scandal is the Russian government's reaction to it.

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 3 points4 points ago

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It's not exactly the government's reaction, more like the reaction of the awarding committee of an award that was sponsored by the Ministry of Culture, but yeah.

[–]redfox2600 11 points12 points ago

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Question: How would shoving a raw chicken up one's vagina help one's political cause?

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 5 points6 points ago

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I guess it was supposed to be a commentary on absurdity of the consumer society, something like that. I'm not sure I understand, I just happen to know something about it and would like to point that the story is more interesting than just "crazy bitch shoves food in her vajayjay". If you don't appreciate it, you don't have to argue with me about it or the value of contemporary art in general or what is art at all, because I have nothing to do with it.

[–]redfox2600 2 points3 points ago

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No, I just was wondering if the store was part of some government corruption or something as such. Modern art is strange enough in itself, so if there was a political message underneath that I completely missed it.

[–]mc_hambone 3 points4 points ago

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in Russian, there is a slang verb spizdit' meaning "to steal" that shares a root with pizda, a slang word for vulva, so there is a pun involved

Like "snatch"? One of the few bi-lingual puns if so. I wonder if there's there a list of those somewhere...

[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but it's more offensive. "Snatch" is an euphemism, while "pizda" is a full-scale profanity.

[–]bullyfish 2 points3 points ago

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Well thank God she isn't an exploited porn actress.

[–]SeriousDude 1 point2 points ago

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Voina means War

[–]casta 93 points94 points ago

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[–]Yatterman 161 points162 points ago

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Thank god they clarified they are artists! This is just so abstract no one can understand it!

[–]killartoaster 78 points79 points ago

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"Thank god they clarified they are artists! They're probably too poor to afford a chicken." FTFY

[–]baxter45 8 points9 points ago

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It brings new meaning to the term "starving artist".

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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not really

[–]hohohomer 3 points4 points ago

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Before seeing that, I thought she misunderstood what having a bun in the oven meant, and thought she could cook that chicken.

[–]o0Ax0o 24 points25 points ago

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For anyone who doesnt want to watch the video for whatever reason she basically stuffs it in her nether regions whilsts her comrades distract the security by putting up signs which read, "bez blyad no!" which means "but without the whore." later she plops it out on an empty road.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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The signs appeared to be written in shit.

[–]Pwag 8 points9 points ago

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SPOILER ALERT! Gah!

[–]laurililly 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks! Wasn't in the mood for the video.

[–]insomnia_accountant 12 points13 points ago

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Um... ...just curious, how did you come across that link?

[–]casta 27 points28 points ago

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I remembered the video was posted here on reddit a few years ago, and the articled said she was an artist stealing the chicken.

I searched for "lady steal raw chicken vagina" et voilà, I got the link with the video.

[–]Socky_McPuppet 25 points26 points ago

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That's no "lady"

[–]maleboks 23 points24 points ago

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...that's my wife!

rimshot

[–]Bored 1 point2 points ago

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Chick?

[–]NerdBot9000 2 points3 points ago

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Girl: Hey guys, help me stuff a chicken in my vagina! We can call it art!

Guys: OK!

[–]giggsy664 11 points12 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Thatsnotmylane2 4 points5 points ago

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i found this hard to masterbate to

[–]u8eR 5 points6 points ago

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Not me.

[–]Pwag 1 point2 points ago

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The chicken was not refrigerated to being with.

What sort of savage place does that shit? That's almost more appalling than the chicken in the cooch routine.

[–]moccajoghurt 4 points5 points ago

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OH GOD WHY???

[–]charged4ever 5 points6 points ago

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Why not?

[–]revchu 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that chicken just wouldn't get in there.

Also, doesn't it look like all those signs were made with smeared feces?

[–]dopolini 50 points51 points ago

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Jodie Fosters career sure took a steep fall.

[–]parkadactyl 74 points75 points ago

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This is absolutely SICK! How anyone can justify shoplifting is beyond me.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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It's art man!

[–]jamesneysmith 16 points17 points ago

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[–]borkborkbork99 131 points132 points ago

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Am I the only one that sees these posts and thinks, "Her family must be so proud..."?

I actually feel pretty bad for anyone that has a life where the decisions they've made have led them to shoving a Cornish hen up their cooter. Their Christmas cards must read like a train wreck: "2011 was a very interesting year. Tim made the JV baseball team, Suzanne attained her certification in computer programming, and Terri learned her vagina has enough elasticity to shoplift poultry from Dominick's."

[–]RambleMan 3 points4 points ago

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At some point, someone was thrilled when their little girl was born, learned to crawl, started eating solid foods, went to school, performed in a school pageant, rode her bike, etc. Now she shoves chickens up her vagina. That's not a skill they teach in public school.

[–]AlisInWonderland 1 point2 points ago

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Or, maybe the issue is that no one cared when all those things happened. Who knows?

[–]31stan 5 points6 points ago

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Comment of the day for me!

[–]EpicEpoch 31 points32 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, Hen is actually Cock!

[–]_sg_ 30 points31 points ago

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Eating. Shes doing it wrong

[–]Reddickk 16 points17 points ago

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Yes, south park taught us that you put the food in the asshole, not vagina.

[–]happybadger 8 points9 points ago

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According to my mother, women in Communist Romania and other Eastern Bloc states would sometimes do this in order to smuggle food home. I've always figured that it would be a great way to sneak fresh fruit into a cinema and have a healthy snack.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of pink flamingos. She's just warming it up in her own little oven.

[–]MFchimichanga 5 points6 points ago

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Holy shit I thought that was blake lively

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 5 points6 points ago

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Brutal honesty: I would do this for the right price.

Further brutality: It's probably lower than you think.

[–]Letsgetitkraken 1 point2 points ago

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Brutal honesty: I would date a sick fuck like yourself.

[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points ago

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Unintentional brutality: I'm a dude, dude =/

[–]ViniTheHat 61 points62 points ago

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OMFG not safe for any level of work.

[–]jkakes 37 points38 points ago

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Why are you browsing r/wtf at work though?

[–]ViniTheHat 7 points8 points ago

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fuck it. im hardcore.

[–]HobKing 19 points20 points ago

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Because nsfw posts are usually marked nsfw. It's there for a reason.

[–]Tank18 4 points5 points ago

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It says it when you go to post a comment but not on the front page....what the hell is up with that?!

[–]ViniTheHat 6 points7 points ago

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nah, it's there... a little too late, though.

[–]brolapse 6 points7 points ago

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Something very similar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3lDiA-99vI

obviously nsfw

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 10 points11 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, chicken stuffs you!

[–]BillyLee 16 points17 points ago

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Five labia discount?

[–]jdtalley83 7 points8 points ago

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Technically it would be a two labia discount

[–]xelaxela333 4 points5 points ago

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thats gonna get infected.

[–]mrplinko 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Roobomatic 1 point2 points ago

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this is exactly what I thought of upon seeing the images.

[–]weetchex 1 point2 points ago

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Same here.

Shocked I had to scroll this far through the comments before I found someone else who saw it.

[–]jsphpttrsn 15 points16 points ago

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Tempted to make a "tastes like chicken" joke, but I don't think it would be in good taste.

[–]tempest63 2 points3 points ago

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damn woman your pussy tastes like chicken...

oh god, did I leave that thing up there, AGAIN !!

[–]ziplokk 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think it would be in good taste

I see what you did there.

[–]RizzoFromDigg 11 points12 points ago

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Can you contract salmonella vaginally?

[–]brianofoz 4 points5 points ago

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I dont know why people would downvote you.. It seems like a reasonable question. I admit I dont know the answer though.

[–]perfectlyimperfect 9 points10 points ago

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Oh. my. god.

[–]Ersers 41 points42 points ago

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[–]trampus1 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ps02210 1 point2 points ago

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Well played, sir... well played...

[–]werdan 4 points5 points ago

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Adds new meaning to the phrase "Smeels like fish, tastes like chicken."

[–]a_cat_not_a_puppet 2 points3 points ago

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so that's where the chickens come from.

[–]davedavedavedavedave 2 points3 points ago

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I been caught stealing, once when I was five...

[–]saucedonkey 2 points3 points ago

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I have never WTF'd so hard as I did just then. Enough reddit...nay! enough internet.

[–]southernbelladonna 4 points5 points ago

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I've seen a lot of pics of people shoving weird objects into their bodies. This is the first time I've wondered if it ended in food poisoning.

[–]Somnioblivio 4 points5 points ago

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Most original shoplifting technique of 2011.

[–]OnlyAJerkOnReddit 1 point2 points ago

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vaglifting

[–]dudendalf8r 4 points5 points ago

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That's fowl

[–]jimjamriff 1 point2 points ago

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NotSafeForVagina's either.

[–]Fairway_Frank 1 point2 points ago

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Her face in the fifth image down ಠ_ಠ

[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points ago

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Is this Blake Lively?

[–]jordantc 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL?!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Does the guy's hair in the two pictures bother anyone else?

[–]illDogg 1 point2 points ago

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Well, weirdest boner ever...

[–]FunnyUpvoteForYou 1 point2 points ago

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There is so much WTF in this set of pictures...I can't even list them all. Go internet!

[–]BarbedJABRONIE 1 point2 points ago

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[–]percypiggle6 1 point2 points ago

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Any cock jokes here?

[–]run2014 1 point2 points ago

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OH GOD

OH GOD WHY

[–]ctc23 1 point2 points ago

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Art school. You can't explain that.

[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points ago

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So why do I have to spend so much time cooking chicken so I won't get sick if she's allowed to just stick it in herself raw.

[–]callius 1 point2 points ago

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My girl, she's one too. She'll go and get her a skirt. Stick it under her shirt.

[–]Blainyrd 1 point2 points ago

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[–]E_Wander 1 point2 points ago

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Vaginas scare me sometimes.

[–]dann2707 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]31stan 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, I'm slightly drunk and eating a sandwich right now, and I think I just threw up a little bit

[–]iamverbal 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit, do you guys see the fucking kid in the second frame?!

[–]Blue9Nine 1 point2 points ago

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You have to shake the kid out of the chicken before you put it up your vag...duh!

[–]jveen 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me the case of the Rabbet Woman aka Mary Toft, who gave birth to 17 baby rabbits and 3 tabby cat legs.

[–]JazzMatt727 1 point2 points ago

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What in the actual fuck?!?

[–]LittleSkittle 1 point2 points ago

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Some people stick dicks in their vaginas to feed their family, other people stick chickens in their vaginas to feed their family. Which is worse?

[–]abbiistabbii 1 point2 points ago

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Welp, That's enough internet.

[–]Tvector 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]donnerpartyof1 1 point2 points ago

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[–]picayunish 1 point2 points ago

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Have a drumstick and your brain stops clicking...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Now, was that really necessary?

[–]ghostchamber 1 point2 points ago

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So, about that second picture ... child's head positioned right where the chicken's head should be.

Yeah, my mind had some trouble with that at first, as I didn't realize there was an actual child standing there.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think the clearest point has been missed here

She put a cock in her vagina

[–]areslion 1 point2 points ago

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Welp. That's enough reddit for tonight.

[–]persona 1 point2 points ago

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This is the problem with clicking a link in r/wtf and thinking you're still in r/funny.

[–]VonBrewskie 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man. Merry Christmas. Tiny Tim will get his bird after all.

[–]phuser 1 point2 points ago

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what the fucking fuck

[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points ago

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I mean, like, do they plan on eating it when they get home?!? There's no amount of washing that'll make that thing clean now.

[–]WHAT-THE-SHIT 1 point2 points ago

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WAT

[–]Tinkrbela 1 point2 points ago

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oh my god what did i just see...

[–]hajsleeva 1 point2 points ago

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Crotchpot?

[–]norris528e 1 point2 points ago

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Keep fucking that chicken.

[–]tempuro 1 point2 points ago

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She'd probably hate Thanksgiving....

[–]nthensome 1 point2 points ago

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Meth is a hell of a drug.

[–]JeffreeSykes 1 point2 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner.

[–]rustychrome 1 point2 points ago

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mmmm. Canned hole chicken.

[–]tomomoomo 1 point2 points ago

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Crack cocaine is the explanation for this !

[–]JohnDoe_ 1 point2 points ago

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I guess we're eating out tonight.

[–]GrahamCoxon 1 point2 points ago

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I'd be more impressed if it were a a nice, festive turkey

[–]domm11 5 points6 points ago

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I'd still eat it though. I'd also deep fry that bird and eat that as well >_<

[–]Heckle 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, the chicken would still be ok to eat, after cooking it of course; but her not so much.

[–]isit_fappable 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Yes it is.

[–]ghostofanimus 3 points4 points ago

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drugs, don't do 'em man!

[–]malnourish 2 points3 points ago

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This is WTF material.

[–]marshgrass24 2 points3 points ago

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i wasnt planning on throwing up today... looks like that dream is over

[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points ago

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... I wasn't enjoying the chicken I was eating just now anyways...

[–]Lookmanospaces 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a very big chicken.

[–]therealbighairy 2 points3 points ago

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I don't want to know why they did it. I want to know why i watched it.

[–]flinxsl 1 point2 points ago

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That doesn't look hygienic.

[–]edfitz83 1 point2 points ago

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Hey - this stuffing tastes like fish!

[–]Ruckusnusts 1 point2 points ago

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The Bill Clinton Marinade. Damn I miss that guy, and his economy.

[–]FF-Nick8100 1 point2 points ago

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why?

[–]tempest63 1 point2 points ago

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Here we are, fappin with a chicken....everybody's, fappin with a chicken...all together now, fappin with a chicken bangin on the pots and pans