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Delicious and fresh chicken (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by jacobs64
[–][deleted] 650 points651 points652 points 9 months ago
That blank look on her face is one of a person who has done worse things.
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 9 months ago
This was nothing compared to Thanksgiving.
[–]robotnixon 187 points188 points189 points 9 months ago
Probably that day.
[–]blazemore 116 points117 points118 points 9 months ago
To that chicken.
[–]xconde 77 points78 points79 points 9 months ago
While it was alive.
[–]IHaveHerpes 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Watch Pink Flamingos more (director of this also did Hairspray!)
And if you don't remember what Pink Flamingos is, this may jog your memory.
[–]MonsterPuffin 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
eggs! eggs! babs, bring me some eggs. oh, where is that egg man with my eggs?
(I haven't seen this for at least 5 years and realize that's not verbatim.)
[–]implicate 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
"Never in my life have I had any animal rights activists say anything negative to me, although perhaps they should have. (Laughs.) In Pink Flamingos, we bought the chicken at a place that sold freshly killed chickens. It got fucked… but it was only simulated. It was simulated chicken fucking and it got killed, but we ate it afterwards. And that’s much better; since we ate it I don’t feel guilty. It got to be a movie star, and people still talk about that damn chicken." -John Waters
[–]necrocountant 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
why?
[–]IHaveHerpes 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
Oh it gets better, especially when the guy gets up on the table, exposing his anus as he opens and closes it as the whole party claps for him doing this trick.
[–]hlposts 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
This was a part of Pink Flamingos? I guess I blocked it out, along with the rest of the movie.
[–]BuzzBadpants 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I think John Waters calls it the "singing anus"
[–]cgfromtexas 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
De is giving her Stink Eye, the Chickeny Look of Disapproval.
[–]AriTheMan_ 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
[–]deaddog692000 24 points25 points26 points 9 months ago
You should have seen what she brought back from Colombia.
[–]ANewAccountCreated 29 points30 points31 points 9 months ago
Juan Valdez?
[–]Pwag 20 points21 points22 points 9 months ago
And Maria, Sancho, Jaime, Isabelle and little Marco Valdez.
AND THE DONKEY.
[–]NdecoyZ 19 points20 points21 points 9 months ago
The amount of drugs she is on is many.
[–]Ember357 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Looking at him " Do you love me now that I have chicken twat for you, honey. Always for you, honey."
[–]implicate 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
After my 3rd time scrolling through it I noticed that THEY HAVE A FUCKING CHILD WITH THEM. Sorry about all of your future therapy bills. Tough break, kid.
[–]bunnysuitman 143 points144 points145 points 9 months ago
That is a very specific sexual move called the Turfuckin.
[–]thecampo 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Clever you are.
[–]YourFairyGodmother 368 points369 points370 points 9 months ago
Crosspost to r/cooking, "How to make chicken taste like fish."
[–]baloneyjoe 41 points42 points43 points 9 months ago
/r/vegan would love this
[–]suckthisdeth 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
i am vegan and i love it.
[–]Grizeldabowski 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Eh, I just gave it the "what the fuck?" it deserved, there isn't much from this that would offend vegans.
[–]glovesoff11[] 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Nah. Maybe it would be relevant if she was using her vagina to crush a living chicken.
[–][deleted] 69 points70 points71 points 9 months ago*
Done! Edit: Just got banned from /r/cooking.
[–]freakstate 88 points89 points90 points 9 months ago
Lol no nsfw tag. Classic :)
[–]AlpineWolf 17 points18 points19 points 9 months ago
"lol forgot"
[–]Wilcows 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Funny how the people in such a subreddit don't even mind too much:P
[–]Pwag 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago*
I came down with a serious case of the giggles imagining someone scouring the web for the perfect recipe, maybe someone who looks like Paula Dean, clicking that link and being disgusted, but caught in a web of their own fascination, dwelling on every picture before finally logging off the computer, and spending the rest of the day wondering if she could get a chicken into her vagina, if that should be a source of pride (if bigger was better, as in with male penis size) and when she could try it.
But no that's silly, but still, she's twice the woman that Gweneth Paltrow is and could easily fit twice that much into her lady garden. But that's still. She shouldn't think such things.
And as she's washing the dishes, alone to her thoughts, she'll decide, It can't be that silly if Gweneth did it, and it's on the internet, and it was only natural to be curious about one's body and tomorrow IS shopping day...
[–]prowl_pants 237 points238 points239 points 9 months ago
Keep fucking that chicken!
[–]notacrook 61 points62 points63 points 9 months ago
For the un-initiated: context
PS. It's a video.
PPS. You need sound.
[–]HobKing 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
What in god's name? Anyone have context on this?
[–]crae1804 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I'm pretty sure he said plucking.
[–]RyattEarp 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
I think that's what he meant to say and had a freudian slip.
[–]Pwag 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
That's that thing where you mean one thing but say your mother?
[–]district9 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
That's the thing where you mean one thing but fuck you mother?
[–]Pwag 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Whoa.
[–]district9 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Dude - go check IAMA - it seems to be a thing...
I saw that, didn't read it too much. The guy who says you can never go home again, was talking about the womb.
[–]Ieatyourhead 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
It sounded like he started with f then kind of corrected halfway in and said 'flucking'.
[–]ajaxwhat 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
lol wut
[–]GarenBushTerrorist 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Okay, I'll do that.
[–]PissinChicken 198 points199 points200 points 9 months ago
salmonella?
[–]tysonbreuer 87 points88 points89 points 9 months ago
why is this the only thing I thought of
[–]fingers 33 points34 points35 points 9 months ago
I thought, geez, is this the uncut version of Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction?
[–]pillsburydopeboy3 52 points53 points54 points 9 months ago
The new STD.
[–]wreckemtech 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
At some point the funnel effect comes into play here.
[–]Pwag 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
Speaking of which, there's a video, and the chicken is just sitting on the shelf, un refrigerated.
[–]ChetBenning 31 points32 points33 points 9 months ago
Relevant username??
[–]goose666 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago*
She puts the salmon (smell) in salmonella
Edit: thanks for the upvotes, guys, I was really reaching here.
[–]MBuddah 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
i'll allow it.
[–]warteg 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
More like CPV
[–]girlwhodidyourhair 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Can vaginas get that..?
[–]Onslow_Skils 28 points29 points30 points 9 months ago
I don't have a vagina, but I can tell you you will get seriously fucked over if you shove a raw chicken in your vagina.
[–]klsi832 101 points102 points103 points 9 months ago
I like scrolling it backwards. It's about a woman that gives birth to a dead, processed chicken in the grocery store, and she and her partner are very nonchalant about it. "Hey, I think it's coming out soon." "Alright, let's get Aaron and go to Safeway. We need some eggs, anyway."
[–]mr_hankey5000 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
Is this an Eraserhead remake?
[–]donnerpartyof1 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
It's a prequel.
[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 69 points70 points71 points 9 months ago
Those are the guys from Voina, a political art-group from Russia. They are kinda big. You may know them by the huge picture of a dick they drew on the bridge not fat from the FSB (think KGB) headquaters. Banksy is their fan: Proceeds of Banksy print sale will go to Voina collective, two of whom are awaiting trial over anti-corruption protest. The girl on the picture is a moderately known poet, she's not bad in my opinion. She has dated a friend of mine, but I don't know her personally. Also, in Russian, there is a slang verb spizdit' meaning "to steal" that shares a root with pizda, a slang word for vulva, so there is a pun involved. That being said, the stuff on the picture is pretty crazy.
[–]hypologist 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
One of the greatest parts of the huge-dick-on-bridge scandal is the Russian government's reaction to it.
[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
It's not exactly the government's reaction, more like the reaction of the awarding committee of an award that was sponsored by the Ministry of Culture, but yeah.
[–]redfox2600 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Question: How would shoving a raw chicken up one's vagina help one's political cause?
[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
I guess it was supposed to be a commentary on absurdity of the consumer society, something like that. I'm not sure I understand, I just happen to know something about it and would like to point that the story is more interesting than just "crazy bitch shoves food in her vajayjay". If you don't appreciate it, you don't have to argue with me about it or the value of contemporary art in general or what is art at all, because I have nothing to do with it.
[–]redfox2600 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
No, I just was wondering if the store was part of some government corruption or something as such. Modern art is strange enough in itself, so if there was a political message underneath that I completely missed it.
[–]mc_hambone 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
in Russian, there is a slang verb spizdit' meaning "to steal" that shares a root with pizda, a slang word for vulva, so there is a pun involved
Like "snatch"? One of the few bi-lingual puns if so. I wonder if there's there a list of those somewhere...
[–]zlozlozlozlozlozlo 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Yeah, but it's more offensive. "Snatch" is an euphemism, while "pizda" is a full-scale profanity.
[–]bullyfish 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Well thank God she isn't an exploited porn actress.
[–]SeriousDude 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Voina means War
[–]casta 93 points94 points95 points 9 months ago
Here is the video: http://www.crackajack.de/2010/07/25/artists-steal-a-chicken-in-a-vagina-nsfw/
edit: liveleak link: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fef_1279895437
[–]Yatterman 161 points162 points163 points 9 months ago
Thank god they clarified they are artists! This is just so abstract no one can understand it!
[–]killartoaster 78 points79 points80 points 9 months ago
"Thank god they clarified they are artists! They're probably too poor to afford a chicken." FTFY
[–]baxter45 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
It brings new meaning to the term "starving artist".
[–][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 9 months ago
not really
[–]hohohomer 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Before seeing that, I thought she misunderstood what having a bun in the oven meant, and thought she could cook that chicken.
[–]o0Ax0o 24 points25 points26 points 9 months ago
For anyone who doesnt want to watch the video for whatever reason she basically stuffs it in her nether regions whilsts her comrades distract the security by putting up signs which read, "bez blyad no!" which means "but without the whore." later she plops it out on an empty road.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 9 months ago
The signs appeared to be written in shit.
SPOILER ALERT! Gah!
[–]laurililly 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Thanks! Wasn't in the mood for the video.
[–]insomnia_accountant 12 points13 points14 points 9 months ago
Um... ...just curious, how did you come across that link?
[–]casta 27 points28 points29 points 9 months ago
I remembered the video was posted here on reddit a few years ago, and the articled said she was an artist stealing the chicken.
I searched for "lady steal raw chicken vagina" et voilà, I got the link with the video.
[–]Socky_McPuppet 25 points26 points27 points 9 months ago
That's no "lady"
[–]maleboks 23 points24 points25 points 9 months ago
...that's my wife!
rimshot
[–]Bored 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Chick?
[–]NerdBot9000 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Girl: Hey guys, help me stuff a chicken in my vagina! We can call it art!
Guys: OK!
[–]giggsy664 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
I have the weirdest boner right now.
[–]Thatsnotmylane2 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
i found this hard to masterbate to
[–]u8eR 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Not me.
The chicken was not refrigerated to being with.
What sort of savage place does that shit? That's almost more appalling than the chicken in the cooch routine.
[–]moccajoghurt 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
OH GOD WHY???
[–]charged4ever 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Why not?
[–]revchu 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Man, that chicken just wouldn't get in there.
Also, doesn't it look like all those signs were made with smeared feces?
[–]dopolini 50 points51 points52 points 9 months ago
Jodie Fosters career sure took a steep fall.
[–]parkadactyl 74 points75 points76 points 9 months ago
This is absolutely SICK! How anyone can justify shoplifting is beyond me.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
It's art man!
[–]jamesneysmith 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Art Man
[–]borkborkbork99 131 points132 points133 points 9 months ago
Am I the only one that sees these posts and thinks, "Her family must be so proud..."?
I actually feel pretty bad for anyone that has a life where the decisions they've made have led them to shoving a Cornish hen up their cooter. Their Christmas cards must read like a train wreck: "2011 was a very interesting year. Tim made the JV baseball team, Suzanne attained her certification in computer programming, and Terri learned her vagina has enough elasticity to shoplift poultry from Dominick's."
[–]RambleMan 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
At some point, someone was thrilled when their little girl was born, learned to crawl, started eating solid foods, went to school, performed in a school pageant, rode her bike, etc. Now she shoves chickens up her vagina. That's not a skill they teach in public school.
[–]AlisInWonderland 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Or, maybe the issue is that no one cared when all those things happened. Who knows?
[–]31stan 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Comment of the day for me!
[–]EpicEpoch 31 points32 points33 points 9 months ago
In Soviet Russia, Hen is actually Cock!
[–]_sg_ 30 points31 points32 points 9 months ago
Eating. Shes doing it wrong
[–]Reddickk 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Yes, south park taught us that you put the food in the asshole, not vagina.
[–]happybadger 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
According to my mother, women in Communist Romania and other Eastern Bloc states would sometimes do this in order to smuggle food home. I've always figured that it would be a great way to sneak fresh fruit into a cinema and have a healthy snack.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Reminds me of pink flamingos. She's just warming it up in her own little oven.
[–]MFchimichanga 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Holy shit I thought that was blake lively
[–]DefinitelyRelephant 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
Brutal honesty: I would do this for the right price.
Further brutality: It's probably lower than you think.
[–]Letsgetitkraken 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Brutal honesty: I would date a sick fuck like yourself.
[–]DefinitelyRelephant 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Unintentional brutality: I'm a dude, dude =/
[–]ViniTheHat 61 points62 points63 points 9 months ago
OMFG not safe for any level of work.
[–]jkakes 37 points38 points39 points 9 months ago
Why are you browsing r/wtf at work though?
[–]ViniTheHat 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
fuck it. im hardcore.
[–]HobKing 19 points20 points21 points 9 months ago
Because nsfw posts are usually marked nsfw. It's there for a reason.
[–]Tank18 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
It says it when you go to post a comment but not on the front page....what the hell is up with that?!
[–]ViniTheHat 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
nah, it's there... a little too late, though.
[–]brolapse 6 points7 points8 points 9 months ago
Something very similar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3lDiA-99vI
obviously nsfw
[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 10 points11 points12 points 9 months ago
In Soviet Russia, chicken stuffs you!
[–]BillyLee 16 points17 points18 points 9 months ago
Five labia discount?
[–]jdtalley83 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago
Technically it would be a two labia discount
[–]xelaxela333 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
thats gonna get infected.
[–]mrplinko 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Been Caught Stealing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jrwjiO1MCVs#t=52s
[–]Roobomatic 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
this is exactly what I thought of upon seeing the images.
[–]weetchex 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Same here.
Shocked I had to scroll this far through the comments before I found someone else who saw it.
[–]jsphpttrsn 15 points16 points17 points 9 months ago
Tempted to make a "tastes like chicken" joke, but I don't think it would be in good taste.
[–]tempest63 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
damn woman your pussy tastes like chicken...
oh god, did I leave that thing up there, AGAIN !!
[–]ziplokk 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
I don't think it would be in good taste
I see what you did there.
[–]RizzoFromDigg 11 points12 points13 points 9 months ago
Can you contract salmonella vaginally?
[–]brianofoz 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I dont know why people would downvote you.. It seems like a reasonable question. I admit I dont know the answer though.
[–]perfectlyimperfect 9 points10 points11 points 9 months ago
Oh. my. god.
[–]Ersers 41 points42 points43 points 9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/qEEM7.jpg
[–]trampus1 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
After shot.
[–]ps02210 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Well played, sir... well played...
[–]werdan 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Adds new meaning to the phrase "Smeels like fish, tastes like chicken."
[–]a_cat_not_a_puppet 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
so that's where the chickens come from.
[–]davedavedavedavedave 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I been caught stealing, once when I was five...
[–]saucedonkey 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I have never WTF'd so hard as I did just then. Enough reddit...nay! enough internet.
[–]southernbelladonna 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
I've seen a lot of pics of people shoving weird objects into their bodies. This is the first time I've wondered if it ended in food poisoning.
[–]Somnioblivio 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
Most original shoplifting technique of 2011.
[–]OnlyAJerkOnReddit 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
vaglifting
[–]dudendalf8r 4 points5 points6 points 9 months ago
That's fowl
[–]jimjamriff 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
NotSafeForVagina's either.
[–]Fairway_Frank 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Her face in the fifth image down ಠ_ಠ
[–]kenba2099 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Is this Blake Lively?
[–]jordantc 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
NSFL?!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Does the guy's hair in the two pictures bother anyone else?
[–]illDogg 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Well, weirdest boner ever...
[–]FunnyUpvoteForYou 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
There is so much WTF in this set of pictures...I can't even list them all. Go internet!
[–]BarbedJABRONIE 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Foxxy Knows
[–]percypiggle6 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Any cock jokes here?
[–]run2014 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
OH GOD
OH GOD WHY
[–]ctc23 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Art school. You can't explain that.
[–]zalapa89 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So why do I have to spend so much time cooking chicken so I won't get sick if she's allowed to just stick it in herself raw.
[–]callius 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
My girl, she's one too. She'll go and get her a skirt. Stick it under her shirt.
[–]Blainyrd 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/qE76v.jpg
[–]E_Wander 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Vaginas scare me sometimes.
[–]dann2707 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
WAT
[–]31stan 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Oh god, I'm slightly drunk and eating a sandwich right now, and I think I just threw up a little bit
[–]iamverbal 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Holy shit, do you guys see the fucking kid in the second frame?!
[–]Blue9Nine 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
You have to shake the kid out of the chicken before you put it up your vag...duh!
[–]jveen 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Reminds me the case of the Rabbet Woman aka Mary Toft, who gave birth to 17 baby rabbits and 3 tabby cat legs.
[–]JazzMatt727 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
What in the actual fuck?!?
[–]LittleSkittle 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Some people stick dicks in their vaginas to feed their family, other people stick chickens in their vaginas to feed their family. Which is worse?
[–]abbiistabbii 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Welp, That's enough internet.
[–]Tvector 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Jesus Christ.
[–]picayunish 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Have a drumstick and your brain stops clicking...
Now, was that really necessary?
[–]ghostchamber 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
So, about that second picture ... child's head positioned right where the chicken's head should be.
Yeah, my mind had some trouble with that at first, as I didn't realize there was an actual child standing there.
I think the clearest point has been missed here
She put a cock in her vagina
[–]areslion 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Welp. That's enough reddit for tonight.
[–]persona 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
This is the problem with clicking a link in r/wtf and thinking you're still in r/funny.
[–]VonBrewskie 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Oh man. Merry Christmas. Tiny Tim will get his bird after all.
[–]phuser 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
what the fucking fuck
[–]DeepRoot 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I mean, like, do they plan on eating it when they get home?!? There's no amount of washing that'll make that thing clean now.
[–]WHAT-THE-SHIT 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
[–]Tinkrbela 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
oh my god what did i just see...
[–]hajsleeva 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Crotchpot?
[–]norris528e 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Keep fucking that chicken.
[–]tempuro 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
She'd probably hate Thanksgiving....
[–]nthensome 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Meth is a hell of a drug.
[–]JeffreeSykes 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I have the weirdest boner.
[–]rustychrome 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
mmmm. Canned hole chicken.
[–]tomomoomo 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Crack cocaine is the explanation for this !
[–]JohnDoe_ 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I guess we're eating out tonight.
[–]GrahamCoxon 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I'd be more impressed if it were a a nice, festive turkey
[–]domm11 5 points6 points7 points 9 months ago
I'd still eat it though. I'd also deep fry that bird and eat that as well >_<
[–]Heckle 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Yeah, the chicken would still be ok to eat, after cooking it of course; but her not so much.
[–]isit_fappable 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Yes. Yes it is.
[–]ghostofanimus 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
drugs, don't do 'em man!
[–]malnourish 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
This is WTF material.
[–]marshgrass24 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
i wasnt planning on throwing up today... looks like that dream is over
[–]garysnail123 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
... I wasn't enjoying the chicken I was eating just now anyways...
[–]Lookmanospaces 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That's not a very big chicken.
[–]therealbighairy 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
I don't want to know why they did it. I want to know why i watched it.
[–]flinxsl 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That doesn't look hygienic.
[–]edfitz83 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Hey - this stuffing tastes like fish!
[–]Ruckusnusts 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
The Bill Clinton Marinade. Damn I miss that guy, and his economy.
[–]FF-Nick8100 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
[–]tempest63 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
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