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[–]ToastieCrumbs 4 points5 points ago

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Bad Barney with a derpy look going on...haha

[–]gookies5 4 points5 points ago

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That's his "finish" face

[–]Piratiko 3 points4 points ago

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In all fairness, the fact that kids' heads are usually crotch-height opens us up to all kinds of unintentionally weird situations. Example: I was ice skating at the rink in Central Park about a month ago and just hanging out talking to someone at the railing. Little kid comes flying at me, out of control, and latches on to me, thinking I was his parent (we had similar clothes on). Face directly to the crotch. I had to resist the immediate urge to just shove the kid away for fear of looking like a creepo, but I just kinda held him up and guided him back to his folks. They were cool. But again, a picture snapped at the right moment or someone glancing over at the right moment and that would've looked REALLY creepy.

[–]implementor 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that I thought "Barney Stinson" first?

[–]gstatty 1 point2 points ago

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Barney just introduced that child to his one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.

[–]250lespaul 1 point2 points ago

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I love you

You love me...loooong timmmme.

[–]Goldenratio84 0 points1 point ago

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Pedobear got a hair dye...

[–]sylver_dragon 0 points1 point ago

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I didn't know Barney was Catholic.

[–]indier 0 points1 point ago

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he looks so angry...

[–]SalDeAjo 0 points1 point ago

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You know I never understood this. I was a camp counselor about ten years ago. My boss told me that if a kid wanted a hug this was how to do it, something about leaning down being inappropriate. So yeah, letting the kid face plant into your crotch is much more appropriate...

[–]maccron 0 points1 point ago

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HNNNNNNNGH!!!!

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

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If I laughed really hard at this, does it mean I'm going to hell?

[–]Yereno 0 points1 point ago

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I came here in hopes of Barney Stinson. I left disappointed.

[–]mt-77 2 points3 points ago

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I came here in hopes of Barney Rubble. I left disappointed.

[–]Dambem 0 points1 point ago

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I came here in hopes of Barney Fife. I left disappointed

[–]forevertaryn 0 points1 point ago

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I came here in hopes if Barney Frank. I left disappointed.

[–]forevertaryn 0 points1 point ago

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*of

[–]johnnyquest88 0 points1 point ago

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Pedobear in diguise

[–]beskurrd 1 point2 points ago

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PedoBarney