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[–]yougotballsson 70 points71 points ago

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His tongue sticking out and concentration is great. Had me a hearty chuckle.

[–]OSI350Z 10 points11 points ago

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the glowsticks reminded me of my youth... unch unch unch unch

[–]dubstepzb 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Frightened_Inmate_1 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Hoedar 0 points1 point ago

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hodor!

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 2 points3 points ago

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Yea, I looked around for my JNKO jeans.

[–]Bitrandombit 6 points7 points ago

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UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS UHM TIS!!!!

[–]secretchimp 1 point2 points ago

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Boots cats

[–]iamthehabs 0 points1 point ago

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Someone seriously needs to explain. I don't get it. Is this an american inside joke?

[–]DILLONyouSOAB 41 points42 points ago

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[–]vorgy 8 points9 points ago

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Thanks you very much.

[–]USxMARINE 2 points3 points ago

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I don't get it

[–]spiralshadow 6 points7 points ago

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This is the first one I saw months ago, and is much more appropriate

[–]Nochaa -1 points0 points ago

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Original is much better.

[–]insertsChalupa 24 points25 points ago

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The dance of the century.

[–]Interlope 3 points4 points ago

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I can learn to like you.

[–]mongopeter 12 points13 points ago

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Author: jontheninja (Deviantart)

I think originally he posted his comics on the explosm.net forums.

[–]Oddacity 12 points13 points ago

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Also, his new website: http://www.joncomics.com

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Neato, I like the shading making it all high contrast.

[–]mongopeter 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, I was looking for it but couldn't find it.

[–]letmusicring 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for giving him credit. I'm pretty good friends with him and just texted him to let him know he made the front page of Reddit. He loves you all.

[–]unkljake 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody will believe that we actually know Jon...

[–]ElectricSeal 0 points1 point ago

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originally he was actually on funnyjunk, but he made the smart choice.

[–]Tufty89 33 points34 points ago

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[–]palmeirl 27 points28 points ago

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[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god lol

[–]jakfischer 1 point2 points ago

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How do you know my feelings?!?! You MUST be a wizard.

[–]OSI350Z -1 points0 points ago

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Freddie Mercury is the man

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 3 points4 points ago

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i want to break out

[–]alo81 9 points10 points ago*

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Anyone curious, this is the original artist.

http://joncomics.com/4.html

[–]scont 1 point2 points ago

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It's like a shittier version of C&H.

[–]Spastic_colon 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]jontheninja 0 points1 point ago

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hey buddy

[–]GeoSol 0 points1 point ago

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Seen this a dozen times in the past year. Still makes me laugh. Thanks for posting the original artist. This should be the top post.

[–]Zephine 5 points6 points ago

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SERIOUSLY!?

How hard can it be :'(

[–]DaveTheGuardian 1 point2 points ago

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Must've been the elipsisisis dude. They've killed many a post.

[–]Zephine 1 point2 points ago

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Don't use words I don't understand against me, you owe me a frontpage! You minion of Satan! A plague, on all your posts!

[–]DaveTheGuardian 0 points1 point ago

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Elipsis = ...

Jokes on you! I only post to r/gonewild and I already have a plague!

It's called Herpes...

[–]usernamedallover 0 points1 point ago

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Nevermind that it existed and was posted long before that as well

[–]jus915 6 points7 points ago

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I want to break free

[–]toastedcheese 1 point2 points ago

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[–]chikinbutt 1 point2 points ago

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Break down, go ahead and give it to me. Break down, honey take me through the night.

[–]finalbroadcast 1 point2 points ago

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why are the colored like Tom and Cami from Theater Hopper? Did Tom get bored of drawing?

[–]Verrus 1 point2 points ago

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Hahhahaha look at those tits haahah

[–]mages011 0 points1 point ago

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Thought he was on a road or something at first. The yellow line confused my brain

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 0 points1 point ago

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OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

[–]PizzasarusRex 0 points1 point ago

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I instantly thought of that stupid hamster commercial where they dance around the car to that party rock song.

[–]cutlaz 0 points1 point ago

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The only repost I enjoy every single time time.

[–]bondvillain 0 points1 point ago

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Given the opportunity, who having seen this wouldn't actually do it?

[–]djdimensions 0 points1 point ago

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had to log on just to upvote this.

[–]ATG77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]lowegear002 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes its the simplest things that make me laugh the hardest

thank you sir for brightening my day :)

[–]zcry 0 points1 point ago

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can we get these in rage face

[–]wendyhansen 0 points1 point ago

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Here are some easy ways to break up:

http://www.bofads.com/stories/breakup2.htm

[–]USxMARINE 0 points1 point ago

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I loled so hard I shit a cat

[–]therealjag 0 points1 point ago

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Oooaa oooaa, oooa oooaa!

[–]Pandarararara 0 points1 point ago

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[–]iamjackfosho 0 points1 point ago

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Using this next time the situation arises.

[–]3dimka 0 points1 point ago

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I want to break free

[–]JordanRodkey 0 points1 point ago

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GEDDAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]MaidenLane 0 points1 point ago

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I remember when my last serious girlfriend broke up with me after we had been living together for a year.

That night, for the first time in ages, I was able to stretch out and groan with pleasure as I had the whole bed to myself.

feltgoodman

[–]xVictor 0 points1 point ago

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Who else played QWOP after they saw the picture?

[–]homeyG75 0 points1 point ago

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This is a really old post. One of the first I had ever seen on Reddit.

Glad to see it again, though.

[–]catsinmyunderpants 0 points1 point ago

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haha good one! I like the guy at the end, he looks cute

[–]synfin80 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of the hot chicks room

[–]randomb0y 0 points1 point ago

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WOOBWOOBWOOBWOOB

[–]OnlyRickRossLyrics -1 points0 points ago

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I love a nasty girl who swallow what's on the menu.