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[–]kyriakoshasapis 177 points178 points ago

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Hey this is MY COMIC! Would you mind giving me some credit for this!!! http://www.balderduck.com I can't believe this! Yesterday I entered the link in /r/comics and was immediately downvoted...Now it reaches number one on the frontpage and doesn't bring a single hit to my site!!!

[–]kwabina 23 points24 points ago

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I don't understand how you got downvoted for this. It's funny. Strange how someone can post their original artwork and get downvoted into oblivion but someone else reposts it and it ends up on the front page.

It's like redditors hate people trying to promote their artwork but love it when others steal that artwork. Shame...

[–]battery_go 4 points5 points ago

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The /r/comics people are a strange folk, if you ask me ... They're not looking, get this, for content that's funny. I thought it'd be a collection of hilarious comics, only to see original work debating serious issues through the media of cartoons. Scary stuff!

[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't we have an /r/srscomics so the non serious ones can be the only ones in /comics/ because i go to the comic section to laugh, not to feel worse during my damn day.

[–]nealio1000 1 point2 points ago

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Its like Charlie Chaplin losing in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

[–]fmyasitch 0 points1 point ago

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The title and the subreddit, man.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Clicked the link just to give you a hit. Puff puff pass, bruh.

[–]higaki 5 points6 points ago

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i love your website!

[–]Doilyn 7 points8 points ago

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I love this comic, and I'm glad you posted here! I'll be reading through them all soon :D

Nobody reads the goddamn rules or has any respect for artists here. Having an imgur link in the comments is cool as long as you first link to the original work, and preferably post the full website in the comments too.

[–]sandeater 6 points7 points ago

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Do what this guy said, please. That way other people can subscribe to a very promising comic like I did.

[–]kyriakoshasapis 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you guys...Maybe it's too late but I thought if people would upvote this it would fix things: http://redd.it/nnztt

[–]skraptastic 1 point2 points ago

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I always visit the artists site when I hear about it, and I try to click an ad or too...but I got internal server error toady :(

[–]damienknight 1 point2 points ago

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can you explain it? i don't get it.

[–]cykloid 3 points4 points ago

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Girls, can't parallel park.

[–]PlackBlague 9 points10 points ago

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cykloid, can't. use' punctuation;

[–]xshare 0 points1 point ago

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"Fatal error: Out of memory (allocated 20185088) (tried to allocate 7680 bytes) in /home/vamvaxne/balderduck.com/wp-includes/default-widgets.php on line 705" -- And that's probably due to this comment. Now imagine if your link was actually front-paged? Sometimes reddit traffic is a curse.

EDIT: Now it's back, probably just a one-off error, ignore this.

[–]xxneoxx3000 280 points281 points ago

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So is it female, or Asian?

[–]DazBlintze 200 points201 points ago

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An Asian cat? It would have to eat itself.

[–]nonametouse 10 points11 points ago

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Wouldn't it become hungry again 30minutes later?

[–]artydecor 1 point2 points ago

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Naw, that's only the obese cats.

[–]Sexual_Walrus 128 points129 points ago

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Especially if it was a lesbian asian cat. (You know it loves that pussy)

[–]Jew_Crusher 21 points22 points ago

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And it still has all the fur on!

[–]niXor 11 points12 points ago

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We could get a Brazilian done!

[–]Perdit10n 12 points13 points ago

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It could be a street cat, and simply too high on drugs to parallel park.

[–]niXor 3 points4 points ago

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Then we need to give it a bath. See what lies beneath!

[–]PsyZHundredthoughts 0 points1 point ago

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Psychopathological!

[–]niXor 4 points5 points ago

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Meow!

[–]awells1 0 points1 point ago

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you gotta be kitten me

[–]Cannondale1986 1 point2 points ago

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How many is a brazillian?

[–]niXor 2 points3 points ago

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Quick, somebody dial George Bush.

[–]timeintheocean 0 points1 point ago

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I don't find this racist. Saying where someone is from and what they eat should not be looked down upon.

[–]Cynikal818 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TKDgirl 9 points10 points ago

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I probably wouldn't get as many compliments from friends and random people on my parallel parking if I wasn't an Asian female.

[–]roger_ranter 11 points12 points ago

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"Wow, I didn't die. Thank you, Asian female!"

Am I doing it right?

[–]TKDgirl 7 points8 points ago

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"No problem, person standing 3 blocks away from where I parked!"

[–]1stGenRex 5 points6 points ago

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And by "friends" you mean, people that have you help them with their math homework, right?

[–]djcg 4 points5 points ago

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I think she's referring to the people that watch her play Violin solos.

[–]1stGenRex 0 points1 point ago

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That's the famiry family portion of her post she doesn't mention, because she hates playing violin, but only does it because she was forced to.

[–]jcov 17 points18 points ago

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I have a related question. If it is female AND Asian... does it cancel each other out or the car explodes on contact?

[–]Darrian 37 points38 points ago

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I saw and elderly, asian woman driving next to me on the interstate a few days ago when I was taking a friend to the airport.

I thought I was going to die.

[–]kdonn 33 points34 points ago

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I never thought I would hear of someone surviving this sort of thing.

[–]OhNoMellon 12 points13 points ago

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You're lucky to be alive.

[–]xxMRBrown21xx 13 points14 points ago

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I saw an elderly asian women from New Jersey driving next to me. Scariest moment of my life

[–]Itsallevil 14 points15 points ago

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OMG what a terrifying story! And they were conjoined? screams

[–]artydecor 9 points10 points ago

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Eh, I'm in Taiwan right now and I see millions of Asian women driving scooters, taxis, and even huge SUVs.

Virtually no accidents at all.

[–]GrandChawhee 13 points14 points ago*

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Dude, you're debunking the stereotype that Reddit desperately wants to perpetuate. This upsets the hivemind, man. You've earned a one way ticket to Downvotesville, ironically, driven by an Asian lady. Have my upvote for not jumping on the stereotype bandwagon simply to gain imaginary points that don't matter in real life.

Edit: previous poster was in the negatives at the time of this comment. Rational people prevailed.

[–]suddenly_distracted 0 points1 point ago

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you're kind of mis

[–]Spi_Vey 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if they cancel each other out?

[–]prose-before-hoes 5 points6 points ago

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I know a kid who died because he was hit by an elderly asian woman.

[–]ssracer 10 points11 points ago

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Knew

[–]prose-before-hoes 25 points26 points ago

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He still lives in our hearts

[–]PunkWaffle 3 points4 points ago

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That can't be good for your health...

[–]prose-before-hoes 0 points1 point ago

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It's just kind of uncomfortable

[–]justinisme 0 points1 point ago

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Same feeling I get when I am walking through the parking lot at the Asian market.

[–]BrkIt 6 points7 points ago

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I watched a female Asian driver take off at a red light.

She was impaled by the traffic.

[–]yesukai 2 points3 points ago

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-1 + -1 != 0

[–]Lutherie 0 points1 point ago

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This is a pretty common thing in Georgia. Korean folks up the yin-yang and the drivers are terrible... I refer back to the Korean statement.

[–]Sloppy1sts 0 points1 point ago

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These things are definitely additive.

[–]Hazlzz 0 points1 point ago

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HELLO EVERYONE I CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM EMPIRICALLY

I happen to be the owner of a female birman which, according to my sources, is Asian.

I will now place my cat in the driver's seat of my car (also Asian, if that should make a difference) and have it parallel park. Wish me luck!

Research Question: Do female and Asian characteristics cancel each other out in determining feline abilities in parallel parking?

Hypothesis: Yes.

Method: Put a female Asian cat in car. See if it can parallel park. If it can, hypothesis is supported.

[–]dops 5 points6 points ago

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Is it any good at Starcraft?

[–]Dave_PH 2 points3 points ago

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Siamese

[–]gypsyhoops 1 point2 points ago

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we can at least deduce that it is certainly not an American male

[–]hobbit6 -1 points0 points ago

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HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE!!!!!

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS 0 points1 point ago

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SOMETIMES NOT KNOWING FOR SURE IS MORE EXCITING.

[–]bementar 66 points67 points ago

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It's orange. Probably a boy.

[–]alexnader 24 points25 points ago

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No idea why you're getting down-voted since you are the only person to have given the correct answer.

Genetically, a ginger cat will almost always be male unless both it's parents were ginger, and even then it's still pretty rare.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Ehh, not almost always, just 75% of the time. It's a lot easier for a female cat to be ginger than for a male cat to be calico (pretty much impossible unless he's got Klinefelter's or something that gives him an extra X chromosome).

[–]Spammish 9 points10 points ago

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I don't think anyone was actually looking for the correct answer.

[–]HunterTV 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit: You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[–]flaflashr 5 points6 points ago

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If both its parents were ginger, then they were probably both male. Were they a same-sex couple who adopted? That doesn't solve your riddle, now, does it?

[–]Thomas_Paine 2 points3 points ago

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Furthermore, tortoiseshells are almost always girls, therefore a litter of half tortoiseshell half ginger cats will be very multicoloured indeed!

[–]alexnader 4 points5 points ago

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This is exactly why I knew about the whole genetics of cats. My cat of 18 years ago was a tortoise-shell. Loved her so much. She died recently.

R.I.P. Mogwaï !

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

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Because he went all Dwight Schrute on that comic

[–]ill_upvote_u 2 points3 points ago

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I used to have a ginger female cat. Dogs killed her. :(

R.I.P Iris.

[–]BarkingSpider 1 point2 points ago

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And three colored cats(calico) are always female.

[–]99trumpets 0 points1 point ago

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Annoying genetics pedant here...it's not "pretty rare" if both parents are ginger, it's guaranteed. If both parents are ginger, all kittens will be ginger, males and females both.

[–]fatcat111 1 point2 points ago

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We have a female ginger cat, my kids love that she is "rare" and tell everyone who will listen.

[–]Dave_PH 0 points1 point ago

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That god I've made it to the crazy cat owners part of the thread.

[–]Lasty 46 points47 points ago

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mmkay

[–]Krantastik 11 points12 points ago

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Smoking can lead to cancer. And let me tell you kids something about cancer, mmkay? ... It's bad.

[–]MissMega 0 points1 point ago

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I looked at the comments just waiting for this comment, upvote.

[–]marblefoot 30 points31 points ago*

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I actually heard on a show years ago (Science of the Sexes, 2004), that the reason for this is because men have better spatial and geometrical sense, due to hunting and being required to find food to provide for the family.

In contrast, women have better communication skills and multitasking skills that would be associated with child-rearing and maintaining order in the home.

EDIT 1: Was this downvoted because I misspelled "spatial"? Because I fixed it now. :)

EDIT 2: This isn't necessarily how I feel, but their findings suggest that this is the reason for the stereotype.

[–]I_am_the_Walrus 3 points4 points ago

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Or maybe it's just socialization based on traditional roles for women to think they're less good at spatial and geometrical sense. I wasn't raised with traditional female roles or stereotypes in mind, and I can parallel park in 20 seconds or less.

[–]marblefoot 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, driving in TX, everything is bigger. Including parking spots.

(Of course, you could turn that logic around on me and say that the cars are too, so that there is no true advantage).

[–]I_am_the_Walrus 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the cars and parking spots are the same as everywhere else in America. Unless I've only traveled to "Texas sized" portions of the rest of the country. No, my friend, I'm just good at parallel parking. Hope that's not too hard to believe.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I think I saw that as well. But there was the ONE fairly masculine girl, who didn't look like she had ever stepped foot in a mall, that did better than 3 or 4 boys. I felt sorta bad for her, but she said she always liked boy stuff from an early age, indicating that it's indeed all in your hormones and brain structure

[–]Dave_PH 7 points8 points ago

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No it's politically incorrect. We're all the same. Even Asian women

[–]UnitedStatesGov -1 points0 points ago

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Even Asian women? Come on now. That's just a blatant lie and we know lies.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as "communication skills and masturbating skills".

lol

[–]Commercialtalk 0 points1 point ago

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Evopych 101

[–]ajg -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't disagree there are differences between men and women, but it completely depends on the individual.

As for driving, most of the girls I know have no trouble driving or parking cars and rarely have any accidents. In contrast, most guys I know have had more than one - even just last week one of them reversed his car into a gatepost.

The point is stereotypes are not always true.

[–]marblefoot 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, of course. Though they did a test on the show was very similar. X number of male and female, told to parallel park a car, all the men did it in under a minute, all the women over three.

Of course their sample set was rather small. (Then they did a test that supported the multi-tasking aspect of my previous comment).

[–]kevlarcoatedqueer 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know why you're being downvoted. People are dicks.

[–]anarchyreigns 0 points1 point ago

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As a woman with incredibly GREAT parallel parking skills, I approve this message.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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^ I can do this, too. I will admit my overall driving skills suck and my boyfriend wonders how I make it to the corner store....but I can parallel park like nobodies business.

[–]DavousRex[!] 114 points115 points ago

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This is funny when I saw it on the front page of /r/webcomics. How about next time you link to the fucking website rather than rehosting on imgur.

[–]kyriakoshasapis 34 points35 points ago

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THANK YOU SIR! I uploaded this comic yesterday (I'm the creator by the way) This is the first time something I made gets to be so high on the front page, and I didn't get a single page visit for it.... Please support the site www.balderduck.com

[–]dogalarmsux 2 points3 points ago

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That sucks, sorry. Hopefully this will get higher up so more people can give your site hits. +1 from me.

[–]coolbreess 73 points74 points ago

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Every single comic thread, without fail, will have someone be extremely angry because there isn't a link to the original. It's fun to predict it.

[–]jettrscga 13 points14 points ago*

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Yes, yes that makes sense that someone would be mad until people follow the rules. That's like saying "Haha I knew you'd get mad when I punched you!"

[–]RKom 1 point2 points ago

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Works every time! You're so predictable!

[–]NMO 27 points28 points ago

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It's not prediction if it happens every single time though.

[–]unclerummy 16 points17 points ago

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Sure it is, as long as the prediction is made before the event occurs. It's not an impressive prediction, but it's still a prediction.

[–]coolbreess 1 point2 points ago*

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Why not? I'm predicting it will happen next time to. So is it less a prediction and just a statement?

[–]aidrocsid 14 points15 points ago

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Because people who post to imgur instead of the source are assholes.

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

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I love how that's always the assumption: "You found this webcomic on the author's site and reupped it to imgur!"

Have you never found a funny photo online that a) didn't credit the author and b) wasn't on the author's site? Because very rarely do I ever see that. It's usually on some shitty third-party image dump site that doesn't deserve the traffic from Reddit, so it's easier and quicker to upload to Imgur.

Should people spend a bit of time trying to find the original author? Sure, but TinEye and Google don't give a guaranteed result.

[–]SweetNeo85 3 points4 points ago

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Especially because it's correct.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 3 points4 points ago

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Being consistently wrong is still wrong.

If you punch a guy in the dick every morning and he says "ow, stop doing that you fuckhead" it doesn't make your dick-punching okay.

[–]DavousRex[!] 1 point2 points ago

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And yet people keep doing it.

[–]scrchngwsl 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah, the very least he could do was link to the original comic in the comments =/

[–]breakfast-pants 0 points1 point ago

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People don't upvote things that don't come from imgur (true story).

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[deleted]

[–]aidrocsid 2 points3 points ago

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Except that the original author doesn't get the views that they would have.

[–]pungkow 10 points11 points ago

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Dude here. I can't park worth shit.

[–]loness 6 points7 points ago

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Female here. I can back my grand caravan in like it's nobody's business.

[–]NiceGuyJay 2 points3 points ago

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Dog here, I can't park for shit.

Also using the clutch is difficult.

[–]Hooverspleen 4 points5 points ago

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By Antonis Vavagiannis, a talented greek comic creator. Here's more

[–]platypusmusic 3 points4 points ago

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I can't park, but I'm not a female, and I'm not a kitten. I just don't have a car.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Did anyone else mentally add "mmmkay" to the end of the title?

[–]kickpuncher2 0 points1 point ago

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came in looking for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else 
mentally add "mmmkay" to the 
end of the title? 

[–]smpx 22 points23 points ago

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Scumbag redditors:

Reads comic labeled "Stereotypes are bad",

Fills comments with racial stereotypes.

[–]Atheuz 1 point2 points ago

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Surely this is speciest stereotyping.

[–]KalAl 3 points4 points ago

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Fills comments with racial stereotypes jokes.

[–]NoMomo 2 points3 points ago

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lol darkies, amirite

[–]abw 20 points21 points ago

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The reason some women are bad at parking cars is because men keep telling them that this much is 8 inches:

|<--------------------------- 8" (honest) --------------------------->|

[–]aidrocsid 1 point2 points ago

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I can make that 8 inches.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Um, excuse me, I find this joke to be offensive and misandric. Is that all reddit is? Cats and misandry coalescing?

I am the judge, jury, and executioner, and I condemn your "joke" as not funny. You are hereby banned from the internets.

[–]abw 0 points1 point ago

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You are hereby banned from the internets.

I'll get my coat...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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:)

[–]hypo11 2 points3 points ago

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I am a man and I suck at parallel parking. My wife is awesome at it.

[–]BabrahamDinkin 2 points3 points ago

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Danica Patrick would like a word with this comics creator.

[–]Br0wn 2 points3 points ago

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10 year olds posting on reddit again

[–]Tickthokk 5 points6 points ago

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All cats are girls, and all dogs are boys. Don't you guys know anything?

[–]Tretyal 2 points3 points ago

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Then how come some dogs are such bitches?

[–]MrDeschain 0 points1 point ago

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You can't disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

[–]Atheuz 6 points7 points ago

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Countdown until The Butthurt Brigade/ShitRedditSays finds this and act outraged: 5...4...

[–]SculpeyToucher 1 point2 points ago

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I'm only outraged because the comic isn't funny, stereotype jokes don't bother me.

[–]ObamaisYoGabbaGabba 1 point2 points ago

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Asian Cat

[–]reiskeks 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone know the source?

[–]ikonane 1 point2 points ago

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Where do I find more of this comic?

[–]kyriakoshasapis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Bob3333 1 point2 points ago

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Which types of stereo are bad?

[–]flashingcurser 1 point2 points ago

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Hipsters can't tell the difference between male and female genitalia?

[–]Firefox64 19 points20 points ago

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reddit: where cats and misogyny beautifully coalesce

[–]AriBBCP 20 points21 points ago

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it's funny because this comic is making fun of stereotypes, as opposed to being misogonistic.

[–]CheshireC4t 6 points7 points ago

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Saying something ironically is still saying it

[–]smugdragon 8 points9 points ago

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"Misogyny"

That word is thrown around on reddit all the time. How is this comic hateful of women?

[–]throwaway6237 2 points3 points ago

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Anything even remotely insulting to women is "Misogyny" around here. It's just a buzz word, apparently nobody really knows what it means.

[–]lift_or_die 0 points1 point ago

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There is no reasoning with reddit's patronizing white knight brigade.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Lord fuck, when did 'white knight' become synonymous with 'anyone who defends, sides with, or is nice to women, ever'? I see it thrown at women defending themselves.

[–]MaxOfS2D 10 points11 points ago

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Accusing anyone of "white knighting" should be an instaban here on Reddit (or anywhere on the internet) because the only reason to ever use that term is to shut down arguments and to try to shame people into silence.

[–]thundercleese2012 3 points4 points ago

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cats can not drive or park cars therefore all cats are female, that's just science

[–]HiddenKrypt 2 points3 points ago

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Can anybody explain to me why this is funny? I'm just not quite getting the humor here. I mean, I see the obvious sexist joke, but I don't think it was very well delivered. These comments are filled with praise for the comic, but I've been reading through the archives and it just seems like a garfield / far side blend that's been watered down, while reusing it's own jokes over and over. The art is terrible enough that some strips actually hurt to look at. overall it's just bad. Not even bad enough to be awesome, but just plain bad.

[–]KazamaSmokers 2 points3 points ago

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No no no. That's the test for finding out if the cat is Asian.

[–]bill10d 1 point2 points ago

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"But honey, Toonces is a GOOD driver!"

[–]greggerypeccary 1 point2 points ago

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Also Toonces was male, so there goes their theory.

[–]slapjackftw 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually a Greek translated comic! http://www.comicdom-press.gr/koyrafelkythra167/

[–]iImplying 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kill_terrorist_pigs 0 points1 point ago

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It is bad stereotyping the stereotypes!

[–]JesusClausIsReal 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read this in his voice?

[–]blade2000 0 points1 point ago

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mmmkay...

[–]FortBriggs 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it.

[–]fartcat 0 points1 point ago

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mkay

[–]Agent9262 0 points1 point ago

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Mmmkay

[–]rafahottum 0 points1 point ago

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Asian, for sure.

[–]yumagamo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a guy and terrible at driving. And yeah, I'm Asian too...

[–]crafty_canuck 0 points1 point ago

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Why aren't they speaking French?

[–]poppycaulk 0 points1 point ago

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M'kay.

[–]Early93rd 0 points1 point ago

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Don't want to upvote because it's sexist... but... cats... oh god, so torn.

[–]day_cq 0 points1 point ago

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I was a female driver. And, now a male driver. Becoming a male driver enables me better driving skills.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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seems legit...

[–]respectfullyatheist 0 points1 point ago

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M'kay.

[–]JulesVerneFJ 0 points1 point ago

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Mckay

[–]Iheartzkyla 0 points1 point ago

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Hehehe i got a boner :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I think it's kind of funny, and that's coming from a female. The reason is because it makes fun of this sort of thinking. At least that's how i interpret it.

[–]awesomefabian27 0 points1 point ago

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They should place it in a kitchen to see if it stays there

[–]hippiewatchingisfun 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sceneyweenie 0 points1 point ago

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anybody else think the cat looks like this guy?

[–]Blondo14 0 points1 point ago

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This is all sorts of awesome!!

[–]BroolStoryCo 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha Sexism

[–]namenottaken94[S] 0 points1 point ago

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The website this is from is http://www.balderduck.com/2011/12/22/single-panel-43/ by the way.Bit late but it seemed unfair that the creator wasn't getting credit :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Stereotypes are true.

[–]vargvnn -1 points0 points ago

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Why are stereotypes bad? Why is observing a certain behavior and coming to conclusions based on experience bad? Stereotypes exist for a reason, and just because there are exceptions doesn't mean it invalidates the rule.

[–]cockatielhour 7 points8 points ago

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Because when you then impose those experiences on others before having met them and gotten to know them, you don't give them a chance. It's not necessarily harmful to say "Some of the x people I know do y", but it's ridiculous to then draw the conclusion that "All x do y". You don't know that, and it hurts people.

[–]aidrocsid 2 points3 points ago

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Because people are defensive about possibly being pigeonholed. People are scary enough as it is without them all making unfounded assumptions about you.

[–]heyfella -3 points-2 points ago

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OMG HUMOR BASED ON STEREOTYPES WORKS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FAMILIAR WITH STEREOTYPES.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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OH HO HO WOMEN ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT PARALLEL PARKING

[–]ANAL_ANNIHILATOR 13 points14 points ago

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OH HO HO I CAN'T TAKE A VERY LIGHT HEARTED JOKE

[–]ZGiSH 12 points13 points ago

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OH HO HO ANAL ANNIHILATION

[–]jesusbot -5 points-4 points ago

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Nice try kitty, now go make me a sandwich.

[–]bernlin2000 0 points1 point ago

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This comic (and thread) are full of win.

[–]holodog 0 points1 point ago

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Stereotypes are bad, so I asked the biker gang where I could get tickets for Phantom.

[–]jonathanrdt 0 points1 point ago

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Stereotypes aren't as bad as this comic.