Saw this in r/funny.. thought it belonged here too...

barrymacockenya · 8 months

In grade school, we had something called pink sheets that were basically a slap on the wrist and a step below from detention. So one day I received a pink sheet for farting. The sheet has three questions. Question 1) What were you doing? Farting. Question 2) What should you have done? Not farted. Question 3) What are you going to do in the future to prevent this from happening again? I will make sure I poop out my farts in the bathroom. My teacher read it out loud and everyone started laughing, so I received an actual detention.

japanthony · 8 months

Why is the person assigning DT blocked out but not even the last name of the 9th grader?

Starpluck · 8 months

Redact the name of the person assigning attention but not the student's full name?

Parakoto · 8 months

Hey, I know another subreddit this came from! r/atheism! ABOUT A MONTH BEFORE!!

swoodmanroxu · 8 months

As a teacher, I don't know how I would ever be able to keep my composure if a student EVER did this. It would just be too hillarious.

xxafrikaanerxx · 8 months

It's simple. We uh, kill The Jesus

SHFT · 8 months

Genius student invoking Poe's Law

gruxx · 8 months

All I could think of is 'Saved'

I AM FILLED WITH CHRIST'S LOVE

Also, where did mandy moore go?

occupythekitchen · 8 months

why is the teacher name blacked out but the minor's name not.....Were you born a little retarded?

JTheGuitarist · 8 months

Hooray Delaware!

graffiti81 · 8 months

I went to elementary, middle and high school with a guy who was finally diagnosed as schitzophrenic. He did something very similar to this in Algebra I my freshman year in high school. It was not funny. In fact, it was kinda scary because everyone knew the guy was truly crazy.

blackoutbiz · 8 months

LMAO its funny. the days she had detention are my birthday & my ex's birthday.

saeyia · 8 months

aaaaah, the freedom of youth - wouldn't the world be a better place if we could all do this sometimes??

Me1986Tram · 8 months

That Melissa has it all figured out.

ABPositive03 · 8 months

Please tell me this is Dover, New Hampshire so I can drive up there and laugh

that_guitar_guy · 8 months

Should have hit them with a hamburger too.

use_the_schwartz · 8 months

Bible Fight!!!

Dapwell · 8 months

Yup. That's how the second coming went down.

colbot5000 · 8 months

Give that girl a raise in allowance!

QuincyBlackwell · 8 months

Thats my sister, just a crazy fucker she is

toine55 · 8 months

Look at the handwriting. All of these are fake.

Sdingel · 8 months

It would be hard not to laugh at this as a parent. The school nurse called me and asked what was on my kids arm. I told her they were warts. I could believe she didn't recognize a wart. Anyway, she asked me of I could pick her up from school. I totally lost it. Lol, my point is sometimes the school does stupid stuff.

AngryMogambo · 8 months

Brilliant. Similar event took place during my 9th grade year. A student (senior) was hit by a grammar book for failing 9th English again. I don't know how he passed 10-12 English but 9th was giving his mind the run around. Teacher was suspended for week (she thought it was worth).

dabro22 · 8 months

Clearly they went jesus on their ass. And how dare they put jesus in detention!

WalrusMaximus · 8 months

Fuck man. I should of posted this in Atheism instead. Missed out on some Karma ):


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