God Answers Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy

JackTrickleson · 7 months

This is maybe the fifth time I've seen this.

Still funny.

bdwilson1000 · 7 months

full story: http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy,475/?/

bentec · 7 months

I have that magnet on my fridge right now.

wisarss · 7 months

God says "No, I'm busy with Tebow and Rick Perry."

unglad · 7 months

Best caption on onion, along with "war on string unwinnable, says cat general."

SmokingLlama · 7 months

Words do not describe the idiocy and just how brainwashed people seem to be...

mootant · 7 months

Yet when something good happens due to the doctors, nurses, surgeons and technology, god gets the karma...

nonplayer · 7 months

'No'

Caught me off guard.
Almost died laughing.

AGodlessHeathen · 7 months

I've seen this before and I still almost raged (at the title, not the picture) because I forgot it was a joke. It saddens me that people actually thank God instead of thanking the scientists and doctors who actually do the damn work...

MrAquarius · 7 months

Meanwhile in Africa God answers the prayers of Africans for some sweet, sweet HIV/AIDS.

Soulhunter4444 · 7 months

I really want to put this on my Facebook wall.

But I have a lot of Christian friends and I don't want to ruin the weekend with Christmas coming up.... :(

geoff422 · 7 months

One day, medical science will learn how to cure paralysis, and Jesus will steal all the credit. He would have fixed it sooner, but he was busy helping all those athletes and celebrities win their games and awards.

b1tch_please0693 · 7 months

I'm going to hell for laughing at this......

WAIT, I'm an Atheist....

tofagerl · 7 months

I can't get to the Onion anymore because of their fucking paywall. Originally I thought it was satire, and I laughed for a few minutes trying to find the "secret" link to get to the site.

Then I got mad.

Rinx7 · 7 months

Right on time for its once a week posting.

UnknownArchive · 7 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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Makes me chuckle every time	194^coms	1490^pts	1^mo	atheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .	3^coms	9^pts	3^mos	atheism
From the onion, but so true (xpost pics)	18^coms	376^pts	3^mos	atheism
I guess I'm going to hell for laughing at this . . .	85^coms	1014^pts	3^mos	pics
Is it wrong to laugh?	177^coms	1665^pts	7^mos	atheism

source: karmadecay

Emperor_Zar · 7 months

Oh Onion, you so silly!

luketheduke03 · 7 months

Never gets old.

obuibod · 7 months

Happy birthday, Jesus!

thoven · 7 months

I fucking love the Onion.

moosology · 7 months

We discussed this article and the one about the bread truck that drove around Africa throwing Bibles at people in a writing course this year at uni. We were discussing satire, what makes good satire, what the limits are etc etc.

So much asspain over these articles.

Also

"I know that God loves me, because it says so in the Bible," Timmy said. "So right now, I am just glad that God took the time to answer my prayer. If only I could walk, this would be the greatest day of my life."

HAHAHAHAHA

talks_to_God · 7 months

You perform a few miracles thousands of years ago and then everyone without the use of their legs thinks they deserve to be healed? Greedy mortals.

TheBlindVillain · 7 months

Thank ya, Jeesus!For...uh letting him stay the same!?

Bryanormike · 7 months

I'm going straight to hell, I laughed so loud my mom got scared.

InvisibleIguana · 7 months

I love The Onion, ever since they trolled me all those years ago.

GMLW · 7 months

Oh The Onion, you never cease to amuse me.

ExplosmChicken · 7 months

And God lolled.

armlesshobo · 7 months

This one gets me every time! I post this on facebook now and again to stir the pot and it works a solid 90% of the time.

mckenna99 · 7 months

My love for The Onion grows exponentially every day.

[deleted] · 7 months

Reposting gives you cancer

thebootlegsaint · 7 months

Sorry, too busy Tebowing.

superpuff420 · 7 months

My mom would always tell me, "You're so blessed." And I always thought, "So others are cursed?"

boxing2 · 7 months

this is just one of the pictures that never stops being funny

chemical_imbalance · 7 months

This kind of reminds me of a chocolate bar fight i got into with my brother a couple of years back. We had just finished a trip to the local convenience store and stocked up on a bunch of our favourite junk food, and we were halfway home when i announced that I'd be going straight for the Crunchie bars first. Well that's his favourite kind too, so some shoving and squawking ensued. He tossed a Mr. Big bar at my head, I lobbed a Twix at his stomach, and before it was over I took an Aero to the knee.

toddkddot · 7 months

How dare he question the divine plan!

AmazingPerson · 7 months

lol so if it worked u guys wold be med if ppl say its bcus of god but if its doesnt work u guys blame god 4 it u guys r fuken stuped rly

KingPharaoh · 7 months

r/atheism, home of the reposts and facebooks.

ThatGuyKarth · 7 months

REPOST GOD DAMNIT >.<


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