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[–]religiousemergency 11 points12 points ago

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Looks down: "Holy shit! There's the vagina." Moral of the story, girls play Skyrim too, ya know.

[–]AngryGroceries 5 points6 points ago

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So basically, if I learn the Skyrim languages I'm going towards at least one vagina.

[–]Sirbidi 4 points5 points ago

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It's a trap

[–]Roaning 0 points1 point ago

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Does it have to be human?

[–]SHSzilla 1 point2 points ago

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So you've got Draconic writing on your ceiling?

[–]religiousemergency 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, on my concave walls.

[–]MrsRatt -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to post something relatively similar.

[–]Kumquat159 1 point2 points ago

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sigh i want me some vagina.. :(

[–]sellyourselfshort 4 points5 points ago

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Says the guy whos name is a euphemism for wanking.

[–]pauldf1979 3 points4 points ago

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Whats a Vagina?

[–]hatman1995 6 points7 points ago

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i think its that state above south Carolina...

[–]DaCeph -2 points-1 points ago*

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No, you're thinking of Virginia. A vagina is someone who hasn't had sex yet.

[–]NealHatesMath 9 points10 points ago

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This ends here.

[–]Deusdies -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]mandrei68 0 points1 point ago

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no no, you're thinking of vagilities

[–]homeyG75 -1 points0 points ago

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Don't even try.

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 0 points1 point ago

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It was in the answer: on a game self in the opposite side of Skyrim.

[–]Mbeatrice 2 points3 points ago

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Har har, women don't play video games, har.

Give it a rest.

[–]romulus4444 2 points3 points ago

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I know more girls that play Skyrim and Oblivion than guys that play them.

[–]hiyada 1 point2 points ago

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Do not ;)

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't helpful as I would need to know which direction a vagina is in first, so I could go the opposite way.

[–]Girryboy 0 points1 point ago

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I have a dragon on the opposite side of my vagina and a tad to the left. Explain that shit.

[–]cloudbomb 0 points1 point ago

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This game sucks cock on DirextX 9.

I really need to bootcamp Windows 7 or something.

[–]Iambatmanbitch -1 points0 points ago

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Sounds about right

[–]DaT_1_Hoovy -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, what a douchebag. Why all the upvotes?

[–]thatdani 0 points1 point ago

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because people that play skyrim and have an internet connection are fucking crazy!

[–]MyUsernameIs20Digits -4 points-3 points ago

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keep it in r/gaming

[–]lokibo -1 points0 points ago

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I saw this too, i cant believe i didnt think of this xD

[–]ryansoper -1 points0 points ago

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Ben Yankin? +e

Been Yankin. AAAHAHAHAHA YOUR NAME IS STUPID.

[–]UtopicVision -1 points0 points ago

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This made me weep :( I'd like a vagina, please.

Pretty please?

Oh well, slaying dragons will do it for now.

[–]MorpheusD -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd tap that.