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[–]Ratmotored57 51 points52 points ago

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Looking through mine? Dead,dead,divorced,wish they were dead.....hot chick is now fat and ugly with 4 kids to 4 dads.

[–]Sutekhseth 25 points26 points ago

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You seem to be suffering from Betty White syndrome.

[–]darthboss 10 points11 points ago

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I love it when seasoned entertainers are so inherently funny that they still manage to stay culturally relevant.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It's incredible, Betty White has managed fairly consistent success since the 1950s.

[–]WhiskeySeven 0 points1 point ago

All their monologues are written for them by twenty-somethings.

[–]mrdifficult1 1 point2 points ago

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This is accurate of mine too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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isn't that the best. The reunions are REALLY fun if your life hasn't turned to complete shit.

[–]jamesneysmith -1 points0 points ago

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Damn, what are you 30 years old? Just kidding. I only know of 3 classmates who have died since graduation (I'm 27) but a ton of them are baby/child laden. None of my friends from then are however.

[–]waffleburner 1 point2 points ago

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I'm 18 and I know 6 people from high school who died. None of them were from my class specifically, but it's still a little strange to me. I don't live in the ghetto, so like, I dunno. I thought this was normal.

[–]jamesneysmith 2 points3 points ago

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How did they die?

[–]waffleburner 7 points8 points ago

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Gunshot, hit by a car, cardiac arrest, died in his sleep (probably from when he got beaten up pretty bad when he was a Freshman), suicide, and Afghanistan.

Silly Afghanistan.

[–]jamesneysmith 3 points4 points ago

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That sucks.

[–]rageagainstrage 0 points1 point ago

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At least it wasn't Crazy Iraq. Boy those were some silly times... (too soon?)

[–]EmperorSofa 1 point2 points ago

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Considering the odds, It wouldn't be all that surprising if six people from a class of 2000 died from random stuff. It's not like you live in an inner city school where a good chunk of the kids are involved in gang or drug violence and your class starts out at 2000 but by the time graduation rolls down they've had like a a ton of funerals and wakes for dead kids.

[–]biggmclargehuge 1 point2 points ago

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where did you go to high school where you had a graduating class of 2000? Mine was somewhere around 450 and I always thought we were a pretty big school considering most of my friends come from places with classes of 75-150

[–]EmperorSofa 2 points3 points ago

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Hah, sorry I messed up the figures. The total school population was like 2000 students, way over populated. The graduating class was somewhere in the range of 300-400 starting off from a group of 500.

[–]waffleburner 0 points1 point ago

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My hs had 2000+ kids. 450? I imagine university must've been mindblowingly huge then.

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

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our total high school class grades 9-12 was around 2000. but my individual graduating class was around 450

[–]skokage 0 points1 point ago

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I went to a private catholic high school and I had 62 kids in my graduating class. I'd say the biggest shock wasn't so much of going to a major public university with way more students, as much as the lack of individual focus given to students during classes. I'll also say going to my first 300+ class at the university was a bit of a shock, given that there were more kids in a single classroom than in all grades combined from my previous school.

[–]Comanglia 0 points1 point ago

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My entire high school had a population similar to that of your graduating class. Horay for living in a shitty town in Nebraska. (Other reasons why it's shit 3Mb internet for $70 a month)

[–]G1az3d 0 points1 point ago

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My cousins went to High school in East Brunswick NJ and had a graduating class of 2200. Their high school was split between like 5 towns.

[–]leandroc76 11 points12 points ago

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The insolence! The audacity! The un-mit-a-gated gall!!!

[–]gla3dr 6 points7 points ago

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unmitigated gall. Thanks! I could never figure out what he was saying there.

[–]rectal_fortitude 27 points28 points ago

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I'm here because someone mentioned a check... ?

[–]leandroc76 11 points12 points ago

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I here to accept an award... and the little girl mentioned a check?

[–]BS13 2 points3 points ago

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But first, your gift!

[–]iama_brick 20 points21 points ago

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Jokes on you guys, I've never bought an high school yearbook. I remember they were ~$100. Fuck that.

[–]Very_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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Me too! Glad I wasn't the only one.

[–]DeadTimeLord 2 points3 points ago

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I bought my senior one, but the school gave it away because I was not there the day that they where to be picked up. So it was handed off to some basketball player that didn't pay for one. They also did the same thing to my graduation DVD that my mom bought for herself.

I was laid up at a hospital high on drugs with half my knee missing. Sure I was all willing to show up to get my yearbook bleeding all over the place.

My schools reply, "We are sorry, here is the name of the company so you can order another one." I have never bothered to get another one. Hell I'll never go to my reunion as I'll be the only one not married, working in a factory, with a few kids. I'll be one of the few with a college degrees.

[–]iama_brick 5 points6 points ago

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well shit, fuck your school

[–]24rubikscube 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, bro. I don't even know if my pictures in them. I don't remember posing for any. I didn't do the senior pics thing either.

[–]greg19735 25 points26 points ago

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for the girls: would, wouldn't, maybe, would, would, would, did, maybe, wouldn't, would, OMG I'D DESTROY HER, would.

[–]splooshy 14 points15 points ago

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What an amazing, underrated performance.

[–]I_Am_Aushay 8 points9 points ago

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was any one else creeped out by his smirk? http://mypinkelephants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/grinch.jpg

[–]DivinusVox 10 points11 points ago

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Not me. There were a few moments where the Jim Carrey element really came out and this is one of them.

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[–]Greggleface 5 points6 points ago

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Now why would th--

Oh. ಠ_ಠ

[–]gburnaman 7 points8 points ago

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OH DEAR JESUS GOD I'VE FOUND THE 0.9% OF THE INTERNET THAT ACTUALLY LIKES THIS MOVIE.

[–]SirRuto 2 points3 points ago

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I'm not sure if you agree, but I do enjoy this movie. I can't really give a reason why beyond that I find it funny, and I'll leave it at that.

[–]IClogToilets 12 points13 points ago

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I must be the only one around who actually liked high school.

[–]Eastnasty 4 points5 points ago

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Me too. Loved it but went to a really cool school. AGES AGO!

[–]flyersfan018 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like we're in the minority guys.

[–]mabub 0 points1 point ago

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I liked hanging out with my friends, especially because my school serviced a huge area so attending school was the only way I could see them and hang out. I got good grades, got a scholarship, but all grade 12 classes were utterly useless to me because of boring lazy teachers. I disliked the school part, loved the social aspect.

[–]Arvald 4 points5 points ago

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My highschool yearbook

"god damn that is one sexy son of a bitch"

i homeschooled myself through highschool by the way.

[–]sgtpepper_spray 2 points3 points ago

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Ill admit that i stole this and showed it to my friend on yearbook immediately after seeing it.... well done sir

[–]jamesneysmith 4 points5 points ago

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were you trying to tell your friend you actually hated them?

[–]arjalon 2 points3 points ago

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I graduated 30 years ago.. so, the yearbook for me is more like "who the frak is that?"

Although facebook and the various statuses of people I do remember tell me that even they are so completely different now, its not funny.. They are essentially strangers..

[–]Tyebuut 2 points3 points ago

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Looking through mine: "Who are these people?"

[–]ndcj12 2 points3 points ago

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Aardvarkian Abakeneezer Who, I HATE YOU!

[–]Harvestmans_lost_leg 1 point2 points ago

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Here you go! Thanks for this, I'm surprised by the nostalgia I'm feeling.

[–]soawesomejohn 1 point2 points ago

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I still have my yearbook in the attic somewhere. One thing that's great is that past high school, you can pick the people you want to associate with. If I don't like someone's company, I just don't make an effort to associate with them or even think about them once they have left my sight.

Sure, I work with some people I don't get along with, but interactions with them make up such a small part of my day I barely consider them important.

[–]NotBloodyLikely 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tildo 1 point2 points ago

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4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked.

[–]OleDaneBoy 1 point2 points ago

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This movie is great, the scenes with Jim Carey, and that one hot Who... Other than that it's pretty terrible

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You get over it when you find out those that were sociopaths WERE sociopaths, those who seemed retarded WERE retarded. All the girls that were "so great" are still there in town, and now they are just "so great" at the local bar.

Don't waste a second double hating anyone, they already do it twice as often to themselves as you do.

[–]jamesneysmith 5 points6 points ago

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I came from a weird circle in high school. I'm not particularly smart but I just happened to fall into a group with a number of smart people in it. A number of those people went on to their get the PhD's and are extremely successful. I can't help but be plagued by their successes because I'm an unequivocal failure.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Your life isn't done. There is a lot of success ahead for you.

If things haven't well yet it is likely because there are great things ahead. Look forward, not back. We all have good times, yours just haven't came along yet.

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[–]SoloJones 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to take a moment to fully appreciate your username.

Okay, I'm done.

[–]CountingCats 0 points1 point ago

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And start selling meth....

[–]TH0UGHTP0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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I used to feel that way until I realized all the girls who were total bitches are now living in a trailer, and are fat disgusting pigs.

Had one try to hit me up on facebook, lol. 10 Years and 150 pounds later, no thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think of it like "who would I fuck" or "who do I still want to fuck" (I'm only 21)

[–]jiarb 0 points1 point ago

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It's still illegal lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not if they're 17 or 18 like all the seniors are. AOC is 16 here

[–]ShuckBeam 1 point2 points ago

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That says more about you than the people in the book.

[–]blurry444 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously. Gonna get downvoted but I guess not everyone can be as pleasant and loving as the OP.

[–]SchrodingerFu 0 points1 point ago

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He's got Kefka beat by a mile.

[–]SpitefulMoose 0 points1 point ago

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Sogooooooood!

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

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if you still give even a single fuck about the douchebags you went to high school with then I'm sorry but you've failed the test, Do not pass Go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

[–]FlimFlamStan 0 points1 point ago

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It really depends how much water has gone under the bridge.

[–]mattgcreek 0 points1 point ago

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Just had my twentieth reunion. Everyone looked surprisingly good, most married with children, plus one fabulous gay guy who really got the party going. Most of the girls looked hotter now then they did at 18.

[–]Eastnasty 0 points1 point ago

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My twentieth was the same. Absolute riot and nobody cared about trying to impress anymore. I highly suggest going to 20th.

[–]gla3dr 0 points1 point ago

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Kids today...so desensitized by movies and television...WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

If you say so much as ONE syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH...if you'd like to fax me , press the star key.

My favourite quotes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looking through mine was fun. My buddy and I played "I'd pee in her butt" and "Who had an abortion?" Good times.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

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You probably didn't have friends.

[–]ConsistentlyConfused 0 points1 point ago

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Would do, would do, would do, would do, would do. Standards? Ha.

[–]Tenoreo90 0 points1 point ago

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...aaaand that's why I made the brilliant decision of freeing up a lot of my bookshelf space and toss all those out.

[–]wikipenis 0 points1 point ago

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It's weird on Facebook, I've been out of highschool for two years and a couple of my friends are engaged or married and several of them have put on da pounds.

[–]nefariousdemigod 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, yes, a million times yes.

[–]prboi 0 points1 point ago

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I think he was looking at his yearbook

[–]leftsideofthelane 0 points1 point ago

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For me it's Apathy, Apathy, Apathy, more Apathy.

[–]Akronite14 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, that's what goes through my head whenever I think about that movie.

[–]average_AZN 0 points1 point ago

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Why did i read that "double anal" the internet has ruined me.

[–]Im_Helping 0 points1 point ago

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so sad...

[–]erveek 0 points1 point ago

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Odd, that's my reaction whenever I see this movie on TV and can't find the remote quickly enough.

[–]Eclno 0 points1 point ago

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Yup that's me.

[–]Gadgetlam 0 points1 point ago

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I think the best revenge is living well to most of the people who tormented me. including myself.

[–]the_devil3 0 points1 point ago

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one time I looked through my yearbook with an ex... forgot I marked a little dot next to the girls I slept with... she figured out what it meant pretty quick and I had to run out of the room with the book

[–]ras344 0 points1 point ago

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Did someone take a single frame from a gif and save it as a jpeg?

[–]blooregard325i 0 points1 point ago

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More like... "Damn I looked good back then. So did she... WHAT WAS I THINKING???"

[–]TheDiruo 0 points1 point ago

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For me its "Pregnant, pregnant, drug addict, pregnant, dead, in jail, successful (damn you and your successfulness!)" oh such happy memories.

[–]pjhuxford 0 points1 point ago

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Isn't ironic how this was posted only a few days before Christmas?

[–]fiestachic0 4 points5 points ago

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no, it's a coincidence