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[–]TheFappingChampion 35 points36 points ago

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[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Imma female and that's exactly what I think.

[–]WhereIsMyHat 9 points10 points ago

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fap fap fap fap I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't quite hear you. fap fap fap fap

[–]thaspaam 7 points8 points ago

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fap fap fap fap Quick, take your clothes off, I'm about to finish. fap fap fap fap fap

[–]TICKTOCKIMACLOCK 7 points8 points ago

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fap fap fap fap Oh shit, i hear some footsteps walking up to my room. fap fap fap fap

[–]thaspaam 7 points8 points ago

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fap fap fap fap fap fap Here they come...fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap They're at the door...fapfapfap point dick at door fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap DOOR'S OPEN! Splat TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!

[–]haloskulls117 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dinokitten101 2 points3 points ago

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I'm also a female and I second that.

[–]haloskulls117 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]JarlaxleForPresident 4 points5 points ago

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everybody masturbates a lot

[–]thearmadillo 6 points7 points ago

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I masturbated twice while reading your comic

[–]TaintedKane 11 points12 points ago

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I say you don't masturbate enough.

[–]NotreallyMcLovin 12 points13 points ago

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So... What you're saying is... You like, men???

[–]nateaff[S] 5 points6 points ago

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how would you get that from my comic?

[–]NotreallyMcLovin 10 points11 points ago

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3rd slide

[–]nateaff[S] 4 points5 points ago

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I ain't seeing it, bozinski

[–]NotreallyMcLovin 11 points12 points ago

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The part where he squints. You can see it un the eyes.

[–]nateaff[S] 9 points10 points ago

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oh, of course. I see it now

[–]everyday_daily 2 points3 points ago

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Considering how the multitude of the newer redditors are young males in college or highschool... Yeah.

[–]steeljaw 5 points6 points ago

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I agree, even when I was younger I didn't beat it that much! I guess in my youth we actually tried to get girls instead of surfing pr0n and making rage comics about how hard it is to get a girl...

[–]American83 2 points3 points ago

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Well, Don't you?

[–]8Dface 4 points5 points ago

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I have hands for a reason.

[–]marissarae 5 points6 points ago

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Look at you, on your high horse.

[–]haloskulls117 2 points3 points ago

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passing down judgment and lectures to all the sinners!

[–]deirox 2 points3 points ago

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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

[–]Fensterbank 4 points5 points ago

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Once a day keeps the doctor away!

[–]DeFex 1 point2 points ago

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Not only that, but the little wankers are afraid of spiders.

[–]man_of_porno 1 point2 points ago

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only 4 times a day (7 times a day)

[–]Solous 1 point2 points ago

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What, and you don't?

[–]MelloDeath 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't anyone ever tell you it's most healthy to masturbate 2-3 times daily? No joke. Go ahead and try it. Before you sleep and after you awake. And maybe if you end up feeling an extra urge at some point through out the day when you just have nothing better to do.

[–]MelloDeath 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't anyone ever tell you it's most healthy to masturbate 2-3 times daily? No joke. Go ahead and try it. Before you sleep and after you awake. And maybe if you end up feeling an extra urge at some point through out the day when you just have nothing better to do.

[–]ShadowAssassin 3 points4 points ago

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[–]EatenByBloodbath 0 points1 point ago

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Chicks too

[–]arthuranymoredonuts 0 points1 point ago

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...do you not?

[–]WaltDog 0 points1 point ago

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Does it get lonely on the top of your pedestal?

[–]nateaff[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ClamydiaDellArte 0 points1 point ago

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You think it's bad here? Try f7u12d. Recipe in the oven for 15 minutes? Perfect time to for a wank, amirite?

[–]Lilev0803 0 points1 point ago

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Haha Only the kids know but the dads hide it as a secret...

[–]dan667 0 points1 point ago

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mhmmm.......fap fap fap

[–]WeinerSlaaav 0 points1 point ago

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DAMMIT! i was going to make this EXACT same comic in about 4 minutes.

[–]sexy14years 2 points3 points ago

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You just had to finish first.

[–]WeinerSlaaav 0 points1 point ago

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fap first

[–]NotreallyMcLovin -4 points-3 points ago

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So... What you're sayong is.... You like, men?

[–]IMoperator -4 points-3 points ago

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God damn, I hate these fucking comics. Please make something that takes more than 20 seconds fucker.