Sounds about right to me!

dudeimhungry · 8 months

Well, it's a good thing I'm gay, then.

chrisknyfe · 8 months

In between vaginas right now, but I'll put the real answer for anyone wondering.

Daedric is just a letter substitution. You just need the alphabet and the words translate directly to English.

The Dragon language is an actual "language", and you can translate the words on the dragon walls and such, but it requires translating into the words, then translating the words into English.

The Dragon Language

guffeyGF · 8 months

How i imagine the guy who answered

Dreadgoat · 8 months

I looked back, saw my girlfriends vagina, looked in the complete opposite direction, saw my Alduin's Wall wallpaper.

Close enough.

Marsii · 8 months

I feel like when someone automatically answers something about not getting sex because of a dorky question it really perpetuates negative feelings towards hobbies. I mean if a 12 year old boy asked this the first thing he learns is games are bad, get female sex objects instead. No matter what this is a long running joke. I mean you can see already that virginity in public school is made to be shameful and an embarrassing fact for most preteens now days. Does anyone else think that's fucked up and it's no one elses business to push their priority of sex on someone else?

HumanPersonMan · 8 months

HAHAHA NERDS DONT GET LAID

jellyfishes · 8 months

LOL, you nerd with your nerdy ways! The things you like are dumb, sex is way more important!

Zopoko · 8 months

At first I read vagina backwards, as anigav and wondered that there is no place called anigav in Skyrim. Then I felt stupid.

SetDarknessEchoing · 8 months

Trevor? Can I call you Trevor? Time to start heading towards Vagina Trevor.

Catpernicus · 8 months

False. I'm a girl, I play Skyrim, AND I study linguistics. I think it would be pretty cool if someone learned either language :)

I agree with some of the other posts...jokes like this are getting old. There are girls who like video games and the artificial languages from said games. Just because a guy also likes these doesn't mean he's not going to have a girlfriend.

thesmeg · 8 months

Cut the crap. Bitches love imaginary languages. Mine gets all freaky when i talk klingon!

Olukon · 8 months

There's actually a cool guide on Skyrim's wiki. It's pretty damn awesome if you ask me. The symbols look cool and the way the language sounds is really neat. If vagina don't want that, them I'm fine not having vagina; just sayin'.

Lurking_Grue · 8 months

WOW! How original.

InGordWeTrust · 8 months

I think the joke is getting old that just because people play video games, they aren't getting vagina.

maannn · 8 months

In the complete opposite direction of a vagina.

Looks at author.

Ben Yankin.

Checks out.

c7hu1hu · 8 months

I don't believe this. I don't know about languages from TES games, but with the exception of Klingon, every single person I have met who was "fluent" in a fictional language was a girl.

Endraxial · 8 months

I don't know. Vaginas seem kind of Daedric to me. Any time I see one, I'm quite certain it's a gate to Oblivion.

Sinnocent · 8 months

But... I HAVE a vagina and I also want to learn Dragonish... THIS COULD GET COMPLICATED!

icehouse_lover · 8 months

It isn't showing up on Google Maps.

KazumaKat · 8 months

uhmm, the "vagina" of my life is actually taking the time to learn it as I play, actually.

Then again she's a linguist, so its her thing :P

Imxset21 · 8 months

Right, because no women play Skyirm. /s

calmdrive · 8 months

I have a vagina, and I want to know how to speak dragon.

llldevinlll · 8 months

This has to be legit. I mean he IS Ben Yankin. He is practically the expert on matters such as these.

Pavke · 8 months

I beg to differ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9TdDCWN7g

P3chorin · 8 months

From what I've read, Daedric is the same as English, but with a different 26-letter alphabet.

needsmorecoffee · 8 months

And yet, the one person I know who speaks fluent Klingon and Elvish has a beautiful wife, two remarkably well-behaved teenaged kids, and an incredibly successful career. He just happens to be a natural linguist who knows 7 or 8 languages though, so that gives him a bit of an advantage.

Doctor_Loggins · 8 months

If Reddit is anything to go by, there are a lot of vaginas playing skyrim. The "gamers are foreverarone men" stereotype seems to be thrashing in the throes of death.

9Flame · 8 months

Me and my boyfriend both play Skyrim. If he decided to learn the language I'd still love him <3

MrOrdinary · 8 months

Yeah right. Ben Yankin knows where the Vag's are. Sure sure.

2dollarb · 8 months

That could be the single greatest reason to learn both those languages.

serious_face · 8 months

I always casually upvote these kinds of jokes, but to be honest, I really hate this attitude. Bacteria reproduce. Learning an artificial language is really one of those higher things that separates humans from other organisms. I wish there were a greater appreciation for things that are not simply pleasures of the flesh.

Butorand · 8 months

Speaking of "comedy" cliches.

mahboobies · 8 months

Every time I see posts like these, I'm like, THERE ARE FEMALE GAMERS that would find that HOT. I'm sorry it is so hard to find female gamers, and I hate when I see gamer guys with girls who despise or "don't get" video games. Makes me sad, cause I can't imagine being with someone who doesn't get your passions. ;____;

lamqta · 8 months

LOL GUISE PPL WHO PLAY GAMES NEVER GET ANY PUSSEH AMIRITE?!!111

DivinePotatoe · 8 months

What if it's daedric vagina? Noctural is pretty hot...

painofsalvation · 8 months

"Because nerds are all fat and virgins right, guys? Guys? You agree with me, don't you? Guys?"

[deleted] · 8 months

HEY EVERYONE, GIRLS DON'T PLAY VIDEOGAMES.

ozenrique · 8 months

TIL I'm Multilingual

[deleted] · 8 months

Like an asshole? I don't get it...

goemonfrompoland · 8 months

Well, then I guess he won't be visiting the kitchen anytime soon...

quillandsaber · 8 months

The other night, my guy was speaking Dovah in his sleep. I wish I'd had the foresight to record it.

The sadder thing is probably that I actually recognized exactly what he was saying.

[deleted] · 8 months

9gag...

alecbenzer · 8 months

Afaik daedric isn't a language -- you just substitute daedric characters with English letters. I used to be able to write in it once.

Yes, I am a virgin.

skinturtle · 8 months

Honestly...the nerd culture these days....

[deleted] · 8 months

I thought the best place would be right here in /r/skyrim.

anoxy · 8 months

I wish people would provide a source link to these yahoo answers pics so we can read the comments. Sometimes the responses are hilarious.

Hanzilla · 8 months

I thought the dragons were speaking Klingon?!

stillalone · 8 months

I'm sorry op, but this is false since I'm not familiar with either of these languages.

TalkingBackAgain · 8 months

In the opposite direction of a vagina.

I don't mean to be contrary, but I seriously do want to beg your pardon.

druminor · 8 months

the website omniglot has a lot of ciphers and alphabets. I hate to admit but I'm one of the one's who recommended he put an entry on Daedric up (god I am so alone)

7nights · 8 months

Right next to Klingon.

thevillian · 8 months

Well, you can tell Ben Yankin is fluent in both! Because he's Ben Yankin it.

waffleninja · 8 months

I prefer anal anyways.

morax · 8 months

Ima fus ro dah my ladyfriend in the appropriate place later just to prove that answer wrong

alphacide · 8 months

Actually had a close friend almost break up with his fiance over Skyrim, true story.

Dragon_Boners · 8 months

Hello, someone told me about some guy named "Opie" and I'm supposed to find his butt?

[deleted] · 8 months

daedric + girl = 0

cr1988 · 8 months

Skyrimmer's be crazy!

digisplicer · 8 months

I actually laughed out very, very loud at this, at work. Twelve pairs of eyes on me and my browser as I type this.

volvoguy · 8 months

Oh look, a joke about a video game being the opposite of something sex related. How very funny and original.

CoffeeSwirl · 8 months

So I have to grow a dick to learn to speak Dragon? This is bullshit

lemurstep · 8 months

Not only does my girlfriend play more Skyrim than I do, but she also wants more sex than I do.

[deleted] · 8 months

dear god. XD idk... if my boyfriend did that i'd be pretty impressed

TheLee · 8 months

My vagina and I are now a paradox.

inferno719 · 8 months

To be fair, I know a married guy that knows lord of the rings elven written language.

KevyB · 8 months

Centering the point of life around a chunk of meat is primitive.

There's so many better things to do

mrskeetskeeter · 8 months

So what would happen if it's a girl asking this question? Would she have to give her vagina back if she wanted to learn Skyrim languages?

12_Baconed_Narwhals · 8 months

Maybe I'm just dirty minded, but I think I'm on to something here...

facepoppies · 8 months

Ohhhh, I get it! People who like nerdy things don't have sex with vaginas because we all live in a 1980s highschool movie!

Arozorihs · 8 months

He forget to say right next to the penis in the arse

Bacon_Crispies · 8 months

Are you thee Nick that posted that in Yahoo? Anyone catch that?

warmpita · 8 months

To the bathhouses gentlemen... oh yes the bathhouses!

voldylocks · 8 months

...Am I going to be the only female to say it would be hot if a guy knew the Daedric language?

CertusAT · 8 months

Maybe he already got all the vagina he needs cause he has a extremely hot gamer gf?

pairodocs · 8 months

But... but... I have a vagina and I want to learn too!!!

[deleted] · 8 months

You guys remind me of 7th grade.

Back when I thought the nerd stereotypes were true.

matsis01 · 8 months

Sad to see lame jokes like this in gaming.

metalguitar103 · 8 months

Just because your girlfriend doesn't give you skyrimjobs doesn't mean you need to get butthurt and jelly about the gentlemen whose girlfriends do.

TenkaiStar · 8 months

I do not often actually laught out loud to internet pictures but this got to me.

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