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[–]dr_derp627 69 points70 points ago

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Amtrak passenger of the year right there

[–]FreeDirt 28 points29 points ago

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I don't understand this at all, even after Googling various phrases.

I award you one cautionary upvote.

[–]9fifty1 37 points38 points ago

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I was forced to investigate as well. "Senator Joe Biden is known in Washington as Mr. Amtrak. He commutes 250 miles a day by train from his home in Delaware whenever the Senate is in session. He proudly claims the title of "Amtrak commuter"."

Source: http://www.senatorsonatrain.com/

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

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There is a lot to like about Biden. He's not a bad guy, but he does come off as a bit goofy and thus can be made fun of pretty easily. All in all, that's fine and preferable by far to, say, Dick Cheney whispering evil things in Bush's ear.

[–]dinod8 0 points1 point ago

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Senators...on a train?!

GODDAMNIT there are too many motherlovin senators on this motherlovin TRAIN.

[–]kingkilr 4 points5 points ago*

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Likely a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=508aCh2eVOI

(Everyone should watch this video, it's awesome)

[–]JohnThorDierks -2 points-1 points ago

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King has a lisp - still less annoying to listen to than president

[–]No6BuiltMyHotrod 6 points7 points ago

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Mr. Biden does love his choo-choos.

[–]zotquix 1 point2 points ago

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Seth Meyers was outstanding at the White House Correspondents dinner.

[–]bardfaust 0 points1 point ago

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Why did they have it outside?

[–]Marckoz 0 points1 point ago

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In the poo poo?

[–]INTProcrastinator 29 points30 points ago

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[–]SongStuckInHead 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]yankeebayonet 3 points4 points ago

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G-Man!???

[–]MustStopMasturbating 4 points5 points ago

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Wake up Misssster Bidennn. Wake up, and sssmell the assshesss....

[–]zeusisreal2 1 point2 points ago

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This is what I hear.

[–]Uberhatkat 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting medieval or Victorian Transylvania, but then there was the black Ford.

[–]Juntistik -1 points0 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]FAP_TO_ALLTHETHINGS -1 points0 points ago

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DO YOU HAVE OTHER PICTURES LIKE THIS IN A COLLECTION?

HAVE A NICE DAY.

[–]Saelinu 0 points1 point ago

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Huh. It's like POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY, but creepier.

[–]PerogiXW -3 points-2 points ago

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Reminds me of this.

[–]hecton 14 points15 points ago

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Yeth mathter

FTFY

[–]holyerthanthou -1 points0 points ago

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THIT er, SHIT!!!!! you beat me to it.

[–]MikePowski 21 points22 points ago

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It's pronounced 'eye-gor'.

[–]Gene_Wilders_Hair 51 points52 points ago

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Igor: Dr. Frankenstein...

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Fronkensteen."

Igor: You're putting me on.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen."

Igor: Do you also say "Froaderick"?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... "Frederick."

Igor: Well, why isn't it "Froaderick Fronkensteen"?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: It isn't; it's "Frederick Fronkensteen."

Igor: I see.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: You must be Igor. [He pronounces it ee-gor]

Igor: No, it's pronounced "eye-gor."

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: But they told me it was "ee-gor."

Igor: Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?

[–]Captain_Swing 29 points30 points ago*

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Way to bogart the karma, dude. We could have spread that out over a dozen comments!

[–]manberry_sauce 8 points9 points ago

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Please stop doing that.

[–]Gene_Wilders_Hair 0 points1 point ago

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I know right?! I mean, who fights with another man's hair?

[–]Scaldera 3 points4 points ago

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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Damn your eyes!

Igor: Too late.

[–]seblasto 1 point2 points ago

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FRAU BLUCHER

NEEIIGHHHH

[–]EverlastingThrowaway 3 points4 points ago

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Walk this way.

[–]burnafterreading91 -5 points-4 points ago

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Talk this way.

[–]babiesloveboobies 0 points1 point ago

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Stalk this way.

[–]JohnThorDierks 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ungolden_glitter 0 points1 point ago

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[–]aProductiveIntern 2 points3 points ago

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best. usernamer. ever.

[–]Gene_Wilders_Hair 0 points1 point ago

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Why thank you very much!

[–]retinascan 0 points1 point ago

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Werewolf?

[–]Gene_Wilders_Hair 0 points1 point ago

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There

[–]Eyegor92 -1 points0 points ago

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Confirmed.

[–]vegetaman 2 points3 points ago

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Come, Renfield!

[–]The_Lolbrary 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like he's doing the 'I just sharted' walk...

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 1 point2 points ago

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What does Joe Biden do? Never, ever see anything about him.

[–]khantron 2 points3 points ago

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As vice president, the constitution grants him several powers like being the tie-breaking vote in the senate, and umm...

[–]Sharrakor 0 points1 point ago

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All in all, though, he's nowhere near the visibility / public mind as Dick Cheney was.

[–]SeanCanary 1 point2 points ago

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I dunno, Cheney was so busy hiding in his top secret bunker that he wasn't all that visible. ;p

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 0 points1 point ago

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Not the office you ass, what has Joe Biden done?

[–]SeanCanary 0 points1 point ago

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Saved the country's collective ass last summer? Does that qualify as something?

[–]cuteman 1 point2 points ago

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I'd rather see obama kneeling before his sith overlord masters. Darth hypocrite saying, "what us thy bidding my masters? " faceless Heathcare and and bank interests work in place of individuals

[–]boddagetta 1 point2 points ago

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"Gee, Barack, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Joe- try to take over the world!"

[–]deweysmith 1 point2 points ago

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Wait, which one's Igor?

[–]DoctorSteve 1 point2 points ago

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Is the joke Obama saying he's doing work?

[–]GottaLoveFishTacoz 8 points9 points ago

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Fwdfwdfwdfwdfwdfwdfwdfwd: joe biden obama LOL

[–]sonar1 4 points5 points ago

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How to spot a repost:

1000+ upvotes

-50 comments

[–]pickengrin 1 point2 points ago

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"pardon me boy is this the Transylvania station?"

[–]Gene_Wilders_Hair 4 points5 points ago

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"Ya Ya track 2 9!"

[–]pickengrin 3 points4 points ago

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upvote for an awesome user name.

[–]FaerieStories 6 points7 points ago

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Wow. I've never seen such an ancient repost get so many upvotes before.

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[–]FaerieStories -2 points-1 points ago

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Oh come on, any use of the word 'ancient' in this sense is obviously hyperbole. You didn't seriously think I literally believed I was referring to Greek or Roman times, did you?

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[–]FaerieStories 0 points1 point ago

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You misunderstand me. If you had read my reply to you properly, you would see that I was NOT asking whether you understood I was using hyperbole. I was asking whether you thought that I believed I was using the word literally.

And confusingly, I was asking that rhetorically. So in short: and without rhetorics: I am merely stating that I quite clearly knew it was hyperbole when I used it because it is ALWAYS hyperbole in this context. If we aren't talking about ancient history: it's hyperbole. Even if it was a photo with Kennedy in rather than Obama, it would still be hyperbole.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Shut up and keep upvoting

[–]StalinsLastStand -1 points0 points ago

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It wouldn't get me as bad if it weren't SO lazy. Here is the most recent post of it (6 months ago).

He didn't even rehost it! It is the EXACT same link as that time, so he either found it in that post or on imgur and decided to post it over here. Lazy. In my day we took the time to disguise our reposts.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ho8qe/igor_come/

[–]Darth_AV83 2 points3 points ago

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I read that like Obama

[–]Byaaah 0 points1 point ago

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Fwfwfwfw: subj: repost

[–]internetter_ 0 points1 point ago

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"You, in the front row, you wanna see Joe do his Nixon? Joe, do Tricky Dick for us!"

"Allll they gave me... was a little dog, named Checkers..."

"Bahaha! Love that bit!"

[–]MrNonchalant 0 points1 point ago

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Another great example of when putting the punchline in the title actually makes it funnier.

[–]jonseegs 0 points1 point ago

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looks like obama doesnt have an arm and biden has a mutant arm-leg

[–]brettuthius 0 points1 point ago

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This meme is a big fuckin' deal.

[–]Staplerman3 0 points1 point ago

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their relationship is very abbynormal.

[–]Wikwak 0 points1 point ago

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What hump

[–]duelingkazoos 0 points1 point ago

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Politicians are creepy.

[–]catsinmyunderpants 0 points1 point ago

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yeah dude, this was one of the first links here I find slightly amusing. congrats to you!

[–]hollow2759 0 points1 point ago

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Yeth, marthter.

[–]pfunkk 0 points1 point ago

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Knockoff joke from 500 Days of Summer.

[–]Uglylicious99 0 points1 point ago

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still a better love story than twilight

[–]jbarra2 0 points1 point ago

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would of been different in the olden days, i tell u what

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man,, I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Yelot 0 points1 point ago

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Battalion wars 2 reference? I love you

[–]TripRobot 0 points1 point ago

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looks like hes trying to get his balls unstuck from the side of his leg

[–]Sxaiipronz 0 points1 point ago

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Hodor.

[–]Infernal_NightGaunt 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, sonny? Whats that?.... Damn rickets...

[–]Wondering_Wandering 0 points1 point ago

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I'm guessing Biden was doing the "i've been sitting here hot as fuck for three hours now and my balls have been stuck to the side of my leg this whole time" dance.

[–]Zanrok 0 points1 point ago

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I was expecting star wars... damn swtor

[–]TrundleAlong 0 points1 point ago

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Lol Jk we don't do any work

[–]Lobstar-Johnson 0 points1 point ago

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Give me your wish bone!

[–]mitchctim 0 points1 point ago

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No they don't

[–]blitz79 0 points1 point ago

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How old is this pic? No grey in Obama's head. That's how old.

[–]TotalRedditMove 0 points1 point ago

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Lets be honest, they aren't going to do anything of any use.

[–]alphawolfgang 0 points1 point ago

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i havnt had a picture make me burst out laughing like that in a while. literal LOL

[–]pulezan 0 points1 point ago

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I am Igor and I confirm this

[–]MOMMERTS 0 points1 point ago

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Did he poo his pants?

[–]irena92 0 points1 point ago

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nope nope nope. my bf always manages to somehow make me feel bad when he was the one that made the mistake!

[–]NamelessAce 0 points1 point ago

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Posted on Facebook by an overly conservative friend in 3...2...1...

[–]FlatlanderMachine 1 point2 points ago

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Biden is honestly the stupidest person I have ever known.

[–]zotquix -1 points0 points ago

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Ever look in a mirror?

[–]lgodsey -2 points-1 points ago

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Really? I'm no fan of his by any metric, but it seems like he's had a pretty admirable record as VP.

How are you acquainted with him? Are you old friends? Do you hang out? You claim to know him, so you must have insight into his character. Sure, he's misspoken with hilarious results, but he's a university graduate and was a United States senator for many years, and while that may indicate a certain amount of cronyism, it does not indicate lack of intelligence. I'm not sure a reasonable person could call him the "stupidest" person they'd ever met.

Unless they were a childish hysterical partisan.

[–]FlatlanderMachine 1 point2 points ago

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Admirable record? The Obama administration had to shut him up because he was saying so many stupid things. Ever notice how he usually sits behind Obama and just nods?

You are honestly equating being a senator and being intelligent? Sorry, doesn't work that way, if you haven't noticed yet most people in senate are completely incapable and inept, and so are our presidents. I can honestly look at the democrats, republicans, and independents and see no one deserving of the presidential or even vice presidential position.

[–]zotquix 0 points1 point ago

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I like how little incidents get turned into some wild narrative by haters.

By the way, this "stupid man" saved the US's collective ass late last summer as the Republicans were trying to burn the nation to the ground. It was Biden working with McConnell that broke the deadlock in the debt crisis. It didn't happen soon enough to keep the damage the GOP did from resulting in a credit rating downgrade, but at least paychecks didn't stop going out to soldiers and social security recipients.

He's also the guy who didn't get rich by going into politics. For a long time he was known as the poorest congressman. Making fun of him is one thing, but if you seriously are calling the guy dumb, then all you have done is revealed yourself as a classless piece of shit.

[–]FlatlanderMachine -1 points0 points ago

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It appears I have hit a nerve with a certain political party. Scratch everything I ever said about Biden, we should have him as Dear Leader. That way he can solve all of our problems without the Republicans laughing with evil smiles as they line their pockets with money made from selling orphans tears. In fact, none of us should question our leaders, since we will only get in their way.

[–]zotquix -1 points0 points ago

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You're going after Biden as the face of the establishment? The guy is an everyman. He works hard, doesn't get rich, rides the train, and here you are spitting on him because you don't like his party or you've bought into some bullshit narrative about him being stupid.

What have you done for the human race lately? For that matter, if you are going to call someone stupid, I'd like you to provide some evidence that you aren't an utter moron yourself. Prove to us you aren't a dumbass, dumbass.

[–]FlatlanderMachine -1 points0 points ago

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Still you don't see the point. You must be trolling bro, not even going to bother with you.

[–]zotquix -1 points0 points ago

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Funny way of not bothering. I like the way you accuse other people of having a problem when in fact it is you who is the completely typical right winger being the completely typical right winger asshole.

[–]FlatlanderMachine -1 points0 points ago

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Lol I hate Republicans as much as democrats, read one of the posts above before you start berating me after you successfully proved you can't even read.

[–]zotquix -1 points0 points ago

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Samers are de facto Republicans. After all, low voter turnout benefits the GOP.

If you can't tell the difference between a Republican and a Democrat, then I won't bother to differentiate between a samer and a Republican.

[–]lgodsey -2 points-1 points ago

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the stupidest person I have ever known.

Again, I am speaking to your hysterical exaggeration, and you know it. Heaven knows you may not like the man, but to call him the "stupidest" is the declaration of a petulant child. Debating his ideas or his actions is one thing, but to just call someone "the stupidest" is pointless and petty.

Remember when people used to call Bush a moron? President Bush, a Yale graduate, was repeatedly demeaned as being of below-average intelligence. Bush may have been incurious and detached and relied too much on the counsel of ultra-conservative zealots to the devastating ruin of our freedoms, our economy and the very soul of our country, but he was not a stupid man by any means.

[–]FlatlanderMachine -1 points0 points ago

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That's all nice but I honestly don't have a beef with bush, I'm talking about Biden.

And no, it isn't a hysterical exaggeration, it's my honest to god opinion that Biden has a head full of bricks. Please, convince me that he is intelligent in common sense and political prowess. Oh that's right, this guy is clueless, having a meltdown at a public store because of an employee? Well played Biden.

[–]halbowitz 0 points1 point ago

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"we have rights to take away and people to detain indefinitely without having to give justification or notification"

[–]aMANescape 0 points1 point ago

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They're wearing the same colour tie. Adorable!

[–]RetailJoke 0 points1 point ago

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Expected racism from the title. Glad I clicked. Upvote so hard.

[–]RainDownMyBlues -3 points-2 points ago

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Reposted ad nauseum, but I still laugh every time I see it.

[–]doughd -2 points-1 points ago

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stolen from 4chan?

[–]LeEpicTrollz -1 points0 points ago

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LoLz le reddit is so funny!!!

[–]jdogg11 -2 points-1 points ago

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you just read this in my voice

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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This is relevant

[–]Geek-lover -2 points-1 points ago

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If this were true, Obama would have some sort of control over Biden's case of diarreah mouth.

[–]waxpatriot -3 points-2 points ago

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Why oh why does this keep getting posted?