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[–]smittyddude 18 points19 points ago

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I do the exact opposite. Fuck cats

[–]bodaciousbilly 1 point2 points ago

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I love you.

[–]periander[!] 18 points19 points ago

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I down vote all cats.

[–]DiscoBiscuiteer 4 points5 points ago

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as do I. Hey reddit, get over the fucking cats!

[–]deannd 4 points5 points ago

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Wow, I feel the same way about Skyrim posts not posted in /skyrim. Well not enough to downvote them, but to immediately click the close window button.

EDIT: bracing for the massive downvotes from the gamers

[–]bodaciousbilly -1 points0 points ago

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I used to downvote like you,

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

[–]cltaylo6 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm so tired of this stupid joke

[–]bodaciousbilly -1 points0 points ago

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THAT'S THE JOKE

Ba-dum-psshhh

[–]cltaylo6 -1 points0 points ago

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It's not even funny anymore though

[–]Scoops_Haagendazs 2 points3 points ago

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Alternate title:

Whenever someone posts this gif..

[–]lookhereiam 8 points9 points ago

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Oh look, someone posted a photo of an animal doing something they think is cute.

Down voted immediately.

[–]bodaciousbilly -3 points-2 points ago

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Unless it's a dog.

[–]sprinkledwithcheese 1 point2 points ago

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I just watched a gif of a cat-apult

[–]TheyreEatingHer 3 points4 points ago

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I hate cats.

[–]ChiefKeef 2 points3 points ago

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Every cat post gets the downvote from me. Just because i don't think its necessary to post that. You love your cat, good. I love my dick but i don't take a 1000 pictures of it in cute positions and post it here.

[–]periander[!] 0 points1 point ago

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You should though, and submit to GW and AWW.

[–]DangerMouseToby -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed

[–]lookhereiam -1 points0 points ago

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Every time the word 'cat' appears in this post it can be replaced with 'whatever fucking animal the poster thinks is cute'.

...It isn't...but whatever.

[–]Reesy 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly thought I was the only one, I've filtered out keywords such as 'cute' 'aww' etc, unsubscribed and they still appear. For me though, the worst part is the god awful titles that you can spot a mile off, ''He likes to watch me skype" or "Just me and my best friend". cringe

[–]redonrust 1 point2 points ago

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NC;DV

[–]christopherologist -1 points0 points ago

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neonatal cat diarrhea virus?

[–]redonrust 2 points3 points ago

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No cat ; downvote

[–]christianonasc -4 points-3 points ago

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let's try to see if you're correct: http://imgur.com/VReti

[–]explodr -1 points0 points ago

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Lest it be an ugly cat...

[–]rchase -1 points0 points ago

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I have a cat right here...

He's biting my finger. He's purring. He's on my head now. He's runnin' around. He sat down and is taking a bath. He's biting my finger again!

I can't aim the upvote gun with you on me, cat!

...He rolled over, and is biting me.

[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point ago

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You seem like a boring person.

[–]ajw827 -3 points-2 points ago

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This site is all about the pussy.

[–]lookieausername -1 points0 points ago

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Well... Not me! If I were to post a pic of my kitty Riding a narwhal while snacking on some bacon I would get downvoted to oblivion.

[–]lookhereiam 1 point2 points ago

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...hopefully you do for this post anyway.

[–]lookieausername -1 points0 points ago

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(sigh) I'll get on that... Give me until july

[–]447irradiatedhobos -5 points-4 points ago

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Oh yeah? This didn't get much. This is my ex-cat, brutally taken from me by a Schwan's delivery van.

[–]bodaciousbilly 0 points1 point ago

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fuck your cat.

[–]calebhall -2 points-1 points ago

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I got 1 upvote for my cat. Other then my own vote.

[–]aQuickBit -3 points-2 points ago

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if you stare at it long enough it actually starts to "rain" arrows....which presumably get taketh in a knee

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[–]Eddicus 5 points6 points ago

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This guy got 170 karma for suggesting that reddit likes cats using an image he didn't create

I wouldn't worry too much about karma

[–]Gosset -4 points-3 points ago

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http://imgur.com/t3K2P :D can I have karma now?

[–]GethLegion -1 points0 points ago

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Think of all the firepower those guns could lay down... its ameowzing.

[–]spillcanvasgirl -1 points0 points ago

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Cats are fucking amazing.

[–]Saine -2 points-1 points ago

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Whenever someone reposts something unoriginal.