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[–]benbeltran 25 points26 points ago

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Magnus is going to grow up to be super villain. He has the name and the ambition.

[–]OrangeWool 2 points3 points ago

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Magnus, the magnet king.

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 1 point2 points ago

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Indeed. I think the answer he gave was actually "Magnus" but the reporter was in disbelief and wrote "Magnets" instead.

[–]benbeltran 4 points5 points ago

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I for one welcome our new toddler overlord

[–]tnick771 60 points61 points ago

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"What are your hobbies?"

"Magnets"

"Magnets? You mean.."

"Just magnets"

"I'm going to put Travel"

If you get the reference you are my best friend.

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[–]teabean 13 points14 points ago

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and your finest jelly beans ... raw.

[–]jamminator 5 points6 points ago

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Boil that shit over hard or don't even bother, bro.

[–]tnick771 16 points17 points ago

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"so what do you do for a living"

"I'm a... full on... rapist"

"I'm sorry... Did you just say Full on Rapist?"

"yeah I help... like kids and poor people.."

"do you mean Philanthropist?"

"yeah.. that's the word"

[–]Sklar_Hast 9 points10 points ago

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"What are your dislikes?"

"People's knees"

"Oh come on!"

[–]WhiteSoSerious 6 points7 points ago

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"Cover your knees up if you're going to be walking everywhere."

Definitely one of Charlie's best scenes.

[–]Sklar_Hast 2 points3 points ago

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I was watching some episodes the other day, and I found the scene where Charlie is explaining why he was breaking into the bar in the Gun Fever episode to be hilarious.

I love it when Charlie has them ridiculous ideas that everyone shoots down.

[–]kahuna08 9 points10 points ago

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"little green GHOULS buddy!"

[–]Piratiko 6 points7 points ago

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I fucking love you, man.

[–]ElLuchador 5 points6 points ago

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i hope Magnus also likes Nightcrawlers

[–]KingRat12 4 points5 points ago

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Okay I'll ask, what the hell is this from?

[–]nospr 10 points11 points ago

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It's always sunny. From the episode where Charlie goes an a date with an Asian businesswoman. Among my favorite episodes of the show.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Lily, how the fuck would being a princess a barbie or princess affect the community? I'm pretty sure people who work for minimum wage would love to shower you with money. And for what? The development of vaccinations? Technological progress?

Abdujabar, you do realize that taking lions from their natural habitat is no easy feat and is expensive as hell, and that swimming with sharks is dangerous? Psycho bastard.

Magnus is the most rational of the three.

[–]DonnieNarco 8 points9 points ago

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I doubt Melbourne could even support more zoos. Abudjabar is just trying to bankrupt the city.

All 4-year-olds besides Magnus are idiots.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I know. By investing in ferromagnetic metals, the city can multiply its money at least 50 fold.

[–]Hyperactive_Filly 1 point2 points ago

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50 dollars won't get you very far.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

[–]NessMudkip 2 points3 points ago

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I agree. Lily needs to get her shit together if she wants to do something with her life. Let's just let Abdujabar swim with the sharks by himself though. He could take them. Look at that face. It pretty much says, "Back the fuck off shark, or i'll break your goddamn neck". I also agree that Magnus is the most rational. I mean, think of all the cool shit we could do with magnets - if we pave the roads with one kind of magnet, then put the one with the opposing force on the bottom of cars, we'll have friggin' hovercars! That settles it. I'm writing to the Australian government and making sure this kid is elected as an MP.

[–]bernkastel87 1 point2 points ago

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Magnus will become an engineer, Abdujabar will become a biologist, and Lily... didn't become a princess.

[–]ka0ticnight 0 points1 point ago

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GOD YOU 4 YEAR OLDS YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS!!!!!!! YOU ARE FFFFIIIIIRRRRREEEEDDDDD!!!!!

[–]forhammer 42 points43 points ago

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what if he said more magnus and they misheard him? this would all be a giant misunderstanding then. i smell a conspiracy.

[–]BeatDigger 30 points31 points ago

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"Magnus, how would you make Melbourne a better place?"

"MOAR MAGNUS!!!"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I have a friend named Vin who started GOMAD not because he wanted to become a powerlifter, but because he thought the world would benefit from having "more Vin"

[–]KjoeLjan 4 points5 points ago

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That's a great story. No really. Very interesting.

[–]plastiqmanb -1 points0 points ago

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I WILL MAKE AN ARMY OF CLONESSS MOAR MAGNUSSSSS!

[–]octocock 9 points10 points ago

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How the FUCK are arts and crafts going to help, bitch?

[–]DevmasterJ 7 points8 points ago

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If more people were like Magnus, the world would be a much better place.. that... or there would just be magnets everywhere..

[–]tvkanters 10 points11 points ago

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I don't see a difference in your options.

[–]AntiStrange 13 points14 points ago

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Forget Magnus, I'm with Abdujabar. I wanna see lions swimming with dolphins and sharks.

[–]donkeyslapper 7 points8 points ago

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See how much your magnets help you then.

[–]thelastpizzaslice 6 points7 points ago

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Abdujabar: The most interesting four year old in the world.

[–]bizology 4 points5 points ago

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If people could find out how they work, I'm sure they'd be implemented.

[–]Jackdaws7 2 points3 points ago

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My name's Magnus...and this is my favorite thread all day..thanks reddit.

[–]AberrantNeko 1 point2 points ago

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My name is Agnes and this is about as close as I'll ever get. :/

[–]Jackdaws7 0 points1 point ago

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Half the people i introduce myself to think my names Agnes...i correct them if i like them...if not i ignore them until they find out for themselves ^

[–]Raiken200 5 points6 points ago

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Pretty sure he said more Magnus, egotistical little sod.

[–]GinerPretzel 1 point2 points ago

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The mOrmans arnt go gonna like this

[–]g1zmo 1 point2 points ago

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I think the reporter mis-heard the little guy. He actually said, "More Magnus."

[–]The_Muensters 1 point2 points ago

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The hell with magnets, Abdujabar wants lions swimming with sharks in the ultimate tank of watery devouring awesomeness. That's the kid I want improving my town.

[–]AtomicLove 1 point2 points ago

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HOLY SHIT IT'S BABY MAGNETO!

[–]TheOtherOneWhoSpeaks 1 point2 points ago*

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Magneto (born Max Eisenhardt, also known as Magnus and Erik Lehnsherr or Lensherr) is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics.

"also known as Magnus" Q.E.D this kid is Magneto.

[–]jamesneysmith 1 point2 points ago

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'More Magnets for Magnus' sounds like a band name.

[–]MystischLibelle 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone's focused on Magnus but what about Abdujabar? She wants to swim with sharks @_@

[–]Koopslovestogame 1 point2 points ago

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interviewer got it wrong .. he said "more MAGNUS!"

[–]DonnieNarco 2 points3 points ago

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Lily thinks anything that makes her happy is better for the whole city. Stuck-up bitch.

[–]fuckinmagician 4 points5 points ago

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REPOST

[–]satirequagmire 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]urstrulee 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKING REPOST

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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how do they work?

[–]odd-ball 0 points1 point ago

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MORE MAGNETS!

[–]Airazz[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he was named after one, so it's not that surprising.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Future Einstein.

[–]JustUseJam 0 points1 point ago

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Can't explain that...

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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too make Melbourne a better place I'd need about tree-fiddy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A young physicist.

Better yet, more lasers. AND MAKE THEM ARGON LASERS!

[–]Jeff_E_Popp 0 points1 point ago

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[–]AlwaysTurning 0 points1 point ago

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I think the real questions is, how the hell do they work?

[–]bobcat_in_a_box 0 points1 point ago

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Everything is better with more magnets. Everything.

[–]MrMagnus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yes! More magnets would indeed make Melbourne a better place!

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

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WE NEED MORE MAGNETS!

[–]23monster 0 points1 point ago

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I'd prefer to be a barbie or princess.

[–]Quizzelbuck 0 points1 point ago

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I think the Magnus is definetly going to be a super villian, but so is the kid on the right. He wants to throw people to sharks. And dolphins.

[–]beefsteez 0 points1 point ago

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I'm naming my first child Magnus.

[–]Vodka_Quasar 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think that Magnus has a slip lisp or some other mild childhood speech peculiarity, and what he really was trying to convey to the reporter was that Melbourne would be a better place with "more Magnus."

It would, big guy, it would.

[–]pastaday 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you and your fucking repost.

[–]Kinggod13 0 points1 point ago

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Reposts do not make Reddit a better place.

[–]gorflax 0 points1 point ago

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Magnus wants more magnets.

[–]PurpleSfinx 0 points1 point ago

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He seems cool, now I feel bad for stealing his staff.

[–]scamperly 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

[–]turbulentscar 0 points1 point ago

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water wind fire and dirt.

[–]TheDialupDon 0 points1 point ago

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MAGNETS!@ how do they work?

[–]Retlawlliw 0 points1 point ago

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worlds youngest juggalo

[–]amiddaybacon 0 points1 point ago

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X-Men Origins: Magneto.

[–]drewanne 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Nhetu 0 points1 point ago

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Those poor mormons...

[–]wet-dreaming 0 points1 point ago

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I m sure he said Magnus !

[–]Ratman0410 0 points1 point ago

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But how do the work?!

[–]SippinOnaTallBoy 0 points1 point ago

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FINALLY FOUND THE JOKE I THOUGHT WOULD BE SAID AT LEAST THREE TIMES. ok im done.

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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How to make Reddit a better place?

Stop reposting this image every 3 weeks.

[–]the_ponderer -1 points0 points ago

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in sweden, where that name is dervied from (i think) they actually pronounce gn like ng so it works all around the globe!

[–]Hitisanta 0 points1 point ago

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I realy doubt that Magnus derived from sweden, there are way more peole in norway with the name, at least that how i a norwegian see it

[–]the_ponderer 0 points1 point ago

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ok, you're probably right.

[–]Jackdaws7 -1 points0 points ago

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<-- Magnus...and I'm Swedish...but the name is quite common in Scotland as well as Sweden and Norway

[–]Brendancs0 -1 points0 points ago

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magnets, how the fuck do they work?