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[–]Seventy78 21 points22 points ago

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Louis C.K. is the fucking man. I love this wallpaper. I love you. I love lamp.

[–]the_goat_boy 2 points3 points ago

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I need Amber Lamps.

[–]Stelfury 1 point2 points ago

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Just been talking to Lamp, Lamp loves you too.

[–]Seventy78 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad lamp said that. Initially Lamp didn't want to go public with the news, but I guess it's good that Lamp told you! :D

[–]PurpleDerp 12 points13 points ago*

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Edited for 1920x1080. Excuse my poor photoshop skills, had to blow it up a bit to make it not look awkward.

Re-edited for 1920x1080 and replaced the bad quality background. Uploaded it to Mediafire because Imgur compressed the file and made the color shades look bad.

[–]newtonslogic[S] 4 points5 points ago

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as requested...hi-res version

http://i.imgur.com/qqbMD.jpg

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[–]OpCode1300 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Herpmahderp 3 points4 points ago

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Could someone provide a link to where he tells this joke, haven't heard it.

[–]newtonslogic[S] 3 points4 points ago

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he doesn't...I just thought it sounded like something he would say if he were looking at your desktop. So I put it on this picture from his website.

[–]g4floyd 9 points10 points ago

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I definitely read that in his voice. It was so real....

[–]auronvi 1 point2 points ago

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I hide my desktop icons... so... yeah.

[–]oed706 1 point2 points ago

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Saved to the desktop.

[–]Impulsive_Impostor 2 points3 points ago

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Also my new wallpaper

[–]Sopps 2 points3 points ago

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The picture is way to low resolution to be the desktop on any self respecting monitor. Further, why kind of animal doesn't keep their desktop clean?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know, man, I don't know. I keep nothing on my desktop. Not even the recycle bin. Never understood the usefulness of desktop shortcuts.

[–]gpenn1390 0 points1 point ago

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right click run as administrator. otherwise taskbar. unless you're not running 7. then LOL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Windows Key -> start typing program name -> shift enter

I also make good use of pinning shortcuts to the taskbar.

[–]gpenn1390 0 points1 point ago

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shift-enter = run as admin?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If I'm remembering right, yeah.

To test, type CMD.exe and shift+enter and see if you get an admin prompt.

[–]SlipStreamWork 1 point2 points ago

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My father, he just loves not saving things into folders... ಠ_ಠ

[–]xtoonx 1 point2 points ago

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Windows: Rightclick>View> Uncheck Show desktop Icons

[–]auronvi 0 points1 point ago

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Everyone always asks me where my desktop icons are... and I tell them, "I don't have any." They get so confused.

[–]kindaallovertheplace 0 points1 point ago

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Make a 1280 x 1024 version for me, pretty please.

[–]auronvi 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kindaallovertheplace 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you!

[–]Nicky4Pin 0 points1 point ago

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Working in helpdesk, I wish I could put this on every computer I touch!

[–]Anheroed 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for my new wallpaper

[–]authorless 0 points1 point ago

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I just deleted everything off of my desktop this morning. It felt great!

[–]DonnieNarco 0 points1 point ago

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My desktop has almost zero shortcuts, but this is still my new background. Thank you!

[–]allapologies0222 0 points1 point ago

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I just hide all the icons

[–]adriens 0 points1 point ago

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this demands a hires version

edit: the Gods smile upon me (posted in other comment already)

[–]diminishedfifth 0 points1 point ago

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Lol I would have this as my wallpaper, but I only have one item on my desktop.

[–]Max_Freedom 0 points1 point ago

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This is awesome, Louis CK is awesome, and awesome place to post this. Seriously, fuckers, why show people screenshots of a cluttered desktop like you are proud of it? Ctrl+Shift+N, and call it "Desktop", and throw your shit in there. Done. Or suck a bag of dicks.

[–]drebonymidnight 0 points1 point ago

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And now it's my new wallpaper.

[–]Crashtard 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like I should sit here all night making new accounts just to upvote this wallpaper.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Audiovore 0 points1 point ago

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I keep what I use to have on the desktop in quicklaunch instead now.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know how accurate this is but I was told having a lot of stuff on the desktop will slow down your computer. After I heard this I went super minimalistic.

[–]Nenor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]yambag021 0 points1 point ago

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louis' streak of failing to make me laugh continues. rambling about shit in a whining manner =/= comedian.

[–]JabberJauw -1 points0 points ago

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Can anyone post a mirror i can view it at work because the url has xxx in it.

[–]aa430 2 points3 points ago

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[–]JabberJauw -1 points0 points ago

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ty

[–]smilingarmpits 0 points1 point ago

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What are the chances? No really, what are the chances? Someone smart enough do the math, please

[–]JabberJauw 0 points1 point ago

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Can you do the math for amount of fucks I give while I'm at work?

[–]smilingarmpits 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, legit question. I was just curious.

[–]JabberJauw -1 points0 points ago

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Well the answer is 0 because they dont pay me that much.

[–]adriens -1 points0 points ago

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One twenty-sixth to the 3rd power?

[–]jrkotrla -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

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That's cool what is that called?

[–]jrkotrla 1 point2 points ago

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WindowMaker on FreeBSD with Conky

[–]freezerburn666 -1 points0 points ago

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i hate this, who cares what my desktop looks like? it's not hard to use. people tell me all the time i have a 'messy desktop.' and i say, 'fuck you.' because 90% of the icons are games, games available at first glance for anyone to pick and play. the others are applications, there are no files. if your going to say this to someone first take a look at their icons, they may be loading their desktop with fucking awesome games that are easy to view all at once.

[–]balsooma 0 points1 point ago

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This is not actually something Louis CK said, it's a caption added to the pic. :P

[–]freezerburn666 0 points1 point ago

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yeah i know, but it still bothers me when people say it. then they realize they are all games and they are like 'whoa man u got a lot of awesome games' and i'm like 'yeah, that's why i show them off on my desktop u fucking pretentious prick'

[–]lrc13 -3 points-2 points ago

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Upvote anything Louis C.K., man's a genius.

[–]Smokyo7 -3 points-2 points ago

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:)