BEHOLD! It's a Christmas Miracle! Cheesus Christ is born!

Eveco · 9 months

…seriously…

REPTILE512TB · 9 months

So, the "Holy Spirit" left his son trapped in a Cheeto piece? First crucified, now in a cheese body. There is something he must have done to get grounded again.

CheeeeEEEEse · 9 months

It's been posed before, but it is relevant for this. http://www.arnizachariassen.com/ithinkibelieve/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/miracles-e1297209344192.jpg

[deleted] · 9 months

Checkmate, atheists!

Desperate_NotSerious · 9 months

Ha ha, you got me. Yeah, it's a fake news story, right?

Please, for the love of all that is not holy, tell me this is a fake, Onion News Network story...

Seriously? I just went and googled that shit. Been happening for years, more than once, and covered by the local news affiliates each time!

TheIpswitchFile · 9 months

That could just as easily be the Steve Holt cheeto. Or even the Come At Me Bro cheeto.

gewver · 9 months

Not the same woman, but still retarded.

gndn · 9 months

So many adults are really still children.

smokinDND · 9 months

HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD! IT'S CHEESUS!!

ignite14 · 9 months

Cheetos are the reason for the season. Obviously

urmyheartBeatStopR · 9 months

Every time I see something like this I ask myself, "how can I make money off of these religious people?" Jokingly of course, but there are products that make lots of money on religion. Like mormons and vacuum food sealers... Maybe I can write a software to bubble porn for mormons. >___<

darkhorse65 · 9 months

sorry - all i can think of is "are you f#(king kidding me?!?!?!?"

[deleted] · 9 months

"In what form should I appear that could deliver my message in the best way possible ?"

cyberdouche · 9 months

Cheesus Kraft

quakeboss · 9 months

It's the happy human!

iz2 · 9 months

Poe's Law at it's finest...

glassonion87 · 9 months

I would love to purchase this from them pretending to be a believer and then eat it right then and there

.... and lick my orange fingers!

cantbebothered · 9 months

I love how someone would hang onto that. I've seen many a deformed chip and the like in my time I have a chuckle and then EAT IT. That is what they are there for.

timdabomb · 9 months

please tell me you have a link to this

hohohomer · 9 months

It's pretty messed up that stuff like that gets media attention.

IvanTheDominator · 9 months

GOD DAMNIT WHEN WILL THE STUPIDITY END?

Wanhope · 9 months

Can someone just eat it and end this?

EatalltheBacon · 9 months

His cheesy dust can heal the blind apparently lol

Aleitheo · 9 months

When your god no longer preforms miracles now that recording devices and modern science exists, you really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find what counts as a miracle.

Karl_Der_Held · 9 months

*Facepalm

zane496 · 9 months

I'm a christian through and through and I think this is stupid. Some people are just crazy. Merry Christmas all!

screw_on_head · 9 months

Wasn't there an episode of Glee where one of the guys found a grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus on it a.k.a. a "grilled cheesus"?

Life imitating art.

millstone · 9 months

Balloon animal Jesus can't save you. He only died for balloon animal sins.

Auvit · 9 months

If you eat it you obtain all his powers.

Richter15 · 9 months

I'm sorry for this.

CHEESUS!

PunkWaffle · 9 months

ಠ_ಠ

expandingmess · 9 months

just like the real thing, if you swallow it, it becomes a load of crap

Callumlfc69 · 9 months

'Merica?

[deleted] · 9 months

huehuehuehue KIRKWOOD.

Devilsdance · 9 months

Do people actually believe this shit?

Samccx19 · 9 months

Religious people really can be fucking morons sometimes... still, not as bad as one I saw, someone found Jesus on a dogs ASS. Trust me I wish I was kidding.

OverwhelmedAnt · 9 months

What I wouldn't give to see their faces when I accidently ate "cheesus".

kichimi · 9 months

ALL GLORY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR CHEESUS CHRIST

BleedingFish · 9 months

i had your Jesus but i eated it

oD3 · 9 months

Cheeses Sliced.

mrgleek · 9 months

Every time someone says cheese-it, I hear Jesus.

BitterChris · 9 months

Well I'm sold. No more atheism for me, they've won me back with delicious snacks.

LAULitics · 9 months

Fucking morons.

makemejelly49 · 9 months

Wait, Kirkwood, NY? My Grandma goes to that church, if this is from Upstate NY. The church doesn't have red bricks, though, so I might be mistaken.

scottybro · 9 months

This is why I have no hope for America...

FloppinDawson · 9 months

No.... she found meth

Alex-the-3217th · 9 months

Looks like a cheeto to me.

Sean62291 · 9 months

...I'm not even atheist and this infuriates me...

redweasel · 9 months

That's not Cheesus Christ.

The real (second) coming of Cheesus Christ was back in the 90s in the form of Chester Cheetah, the Cheetos mascot. You want proof? look at Cheetos Paws snacks: they were in the exact shape of Chester Cheetah's hands -- with holes in the palms. Those are crucifixion stigmata if ever I saw 'em. And, just like the first coming, they were discontinued after a relatively short run.

Edit: better URL

LesRageComics · 9 months

All hope in humanity has been lost.

NoodleKaboodle · 9 months

In queso emergency I pray to cheesus.

BlazeWindu · 9 months

I would eat that thing so fast

motley_mace · 9 months

Any sane person would've just eaten it.

PoliticallyConcerned · 9 months

"I don't care if my tea leaves spell, 'Die, Ron, die!' I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

OnDaBlockSlanginRock · 9 months

I'm from Kirkwood. God dammit.

TheAtheistEnglishman · 9 months

Can we just start the annihilation of homo Sapiens sapiens already?


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