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[–]Burnsiah 120 points121 points ago

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It looks like she was ...<<puts on shades>>> ...catatonic.

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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[–]mattjeast 12 points13 points ago

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[–]PrincessKeona 2 points3 points ago

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Swear to Gods my BF and I saw a guy who looked JUST LIKE THIS DUDE last year. Same outfit too. We kept staring and giggling.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Shawn Michaels?

[–]zanhoshi -1 points0 points ago

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NICE comeback! Never seen that one.

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of god... this is a great gif.

[–]Roscko 18 points19 points ago

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YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[–]BONUSBOX 19 points20 points ago

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...catatonic...

MMMEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 5 points6 points ago

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Yes?

[–]zanhoshi 1 point2 points ago

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KITTY. >:3

[–]Burnsiah 8 points9 points ago

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Damn... Somebody made the EXACT same joke in the other thread on this GIF that I didn't even know existed. I guess it wasn't original to begin with. Oh well.

[–]puravida1024 13 points14 points ago

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I really thought I was laughing at a dead cat until it moved at the end.

[–]jamesneysmith 0 points1 point ago

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I always withhold my laughter until I am certain out of respect for the living dead.

[–]Risifrutti 65 points66 points ago

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[–]dc469 16 points17 points ago

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You're going to hell.

[–]whitewhitewine 10 points11 points ago

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oh reginald, i disagree!

seriously, i laughed way harder in reverse.

[–]spiffelight 2 points3 points ago

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oh good lord I laughed until tears streamed

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 5 points6 points ago

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Medic!

[–]ipown11 4 points5 points ago

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doc c'mon man

[–]CrapNeck5000 4 points5 points ago

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Oh man, thats exactly how my 16 year old cat looked when I held him in my arms as they injected a fluid in to him that gently stopped his heart.

...dammit.

[–]whitedonkey 1 point2 points ago

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so wrong, but so right

[–]drummer1059 1 point2 points ago

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that is so fucking funny I can't stop laughing

[–]OSI350Z 1 point2 points ago

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better that OP

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points ago

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[–]InsertOneLiner 11 points12 points ago

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Yeah but thank god he posted it again, in case anyone missed both from today and yesterday.

[–]geehoffer 17 points18 points ago

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I totally did. First time seeing.

IMPOSSIBRUUUUUUU!!

[–]aurath 7 points8 points ago

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This is what is known as a crosspost. It is perfectly acceptable.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I really don't care, it's just the internet. I only noticed because they were right beside each other.

[–]wuzizname 0 points1 point ago

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I usually don't complain about reposts, but I am now complaining about reposts. Can't you wait a fucking day or two at least?

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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we're not all subscribed to the same reddits

[–]wuzizname 1 point2 points ago

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Not subscribed to /r/pics or /r/funny? Those are default.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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not to mention that defaults does not = mandatory

[–]bricro -1 points0 points ago

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it was worth it.

[–]MrBrawn 8 points9 points ago

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He's pining for the fjords.

[–]bassplayinboy7 2 points3 points ago

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Pining for the fjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooords?

[–]DoctorPimpslap 49 points50 points ago

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"How all my mornings look like" is grammatically incorrect. Remove the word "like" or change the first word to "what" and you'll be fine. Christ, people, this is first grade shit.

[–]the_brew 15 points16 points ago

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Persons on this site is often not smart. I've have notice this alot.

[–]pink_play-doh 11 points12 points ago

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Out of all your grammatical "mistakes" wink, I noticed "alot" first. Thank you, Allie.

[–]TheoQ99 8 points9 points ago

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The alot thanks you for being noticed.

[–]alamandrax 1 point2 points ago

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URGENT!! PLEASE HELPS!! I NEED CODES!!! URGENT!!

[–]thevoid 9 points10 points ago

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Yes, thank you. There was a submission entitled something like "How I think I look like vs How I actually look like" recently that made me wonder if baboons had started using reddit.

[–]nolsen01 0 points1 point ago

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...or maybe just people for whom English is not a first language?

[–]Cyralea 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to go with baboons.

[–]brash 5 points6 points ago

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I get downvoted every time I point this out, it's infuriating

[–]BestPseudonym 2 points3 points ago

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It really is a cringe-worthy mistake, too. I don't even see how you can think it sounds correct..

[–]Wirenutt 2 points3 points ago

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I'm glad someone beat me to this. I'll upvote to help counteract all of the inevitable downvotes.

[–]GarMc 2 points3 points ago

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This one gets made so often. It's staggering.

[–]raymendx 0 points1 point ago

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You know what! There should be a grammar subreddit. Where people can check their grammar.

[–]Wirenutt -1 points0 points ago*

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Where people can check their grammar at. FTFY.

EDIT: A downvote? Really? Didn't quite get the irony, did you?

[–]raymendx 0 points1 point ago

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You see, I'm proof that their needs to be a subreddit like that.

[–]Wirenutt 0 points1 point ago

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I would of done that for you, but I'm not sure how. So they're you have it.

[–]Dolewhip -4 points-3 points ago

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Who the fuck cares???

[–]bassplayinboy7 4 points5 points ago

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Downvote for your poor grammar.

[–]byproxxy 1 point2 points ago

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Was that cat just woken up or raised from the dead? Holy crap.

[–]alfff 2 points3 points ago

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Video link?

[–]Foxprowl 5 points6 points ago

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It's amazing being subscribed to r/gifs. The top one ALWAYS makes it to r/funny or r/wtf

[–]Feisl 2 points3 points ago

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True story, waiting for a day when this doesn't happen.

[–]loner_in_az 1 point2 points ago

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That was creepy.

[–]acousticmind 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah until the dénouement, I was certain it was a corpse.

[–]onanismaximus 9 points10 points ago

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damn, you fancy

[–]athermis 1 point2 points ago

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Some people are just impossible to wake up. You can hit them and they just won't wake up.

[–]nahuDDN 2 points3 points ago

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If you hit them hard enough they'll never wake up again.

[–]DownWithTheShip 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I was like that. The smallest noises wake me instantly. I can go from sleeping to on my feet wide awake in a second.

I hate it

[–]schueaj 1 point2 points ago

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You should be a guerrilla

[–]motorcityvicki 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, I would pay good money to be able to sleep that soundly. You fart in the next room over with the door closed and it wakes me up. It blows.

[–]MrJoeSmith 1 point2 points ago

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Debbie Downer time. There is probably something gravely wrong with this cat, and it probably only has hours or days left.

[–]PirateMug 1 point2 points ago

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Nah my cat used to do that. Not THAT badly but he would be completely limp for a few seconds and I would get scare shitless then he would wake up look at me and meow. The whole reason this person recorded this happening is probably because it's happened before and was expecting the cat to wake up anyway.

[–]ProfessorStu 1 point2 points ago

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...a norwegian blue?

[–]shellshock_gt 0 points1 point ago

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This is exactly how I feel in the morning.

[–]synfire 0 points1 point ago

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Too hard to wake up. Too hard to fall asleep.

I hate my brain.

[–]TigerLila 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that half open eyeball is creeping me out!

[–]odxzmn 0 points1 point ago

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That cat has n idea how much dignity it loses in sleep.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the cat from Pet Cemetary.

[–]Cveezy 0 points1 point ago

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LOL I came here to say "Quick, we have to bury Church at the Pet Semetary"

[–]elevenminus 0 points1 point ago

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this is what gets me going in the morning!! Better than coffee. or speed.

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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I was surprised when the cat moved.

[–]peaceaddiction 0 points1 point ago

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Love this!

[–]Iamsqueegee 0 points1 point ago

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They should call them floories.

[–]legend233 0 points1 point ago

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I don't normally upvote cat-related things, but this definitely deserves one.

[–]chancegold 0 points1 point ago

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I'm glad they included the last second of that. I seriously thought they were just messing with a dead cat up until then.

[–]gg4465a 0 points1 point ago

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That cat might be a ferret.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That cat is dead

[–]BestPseudonym 0 points1 point ago

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Why does your morning look like a cat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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laughed out really hard at that cat's face.

[–]accountnotfound2 0 points1 point ago

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It is Jesus cat. That fucker was dead there for a minute.

[–]xmagneticx 0 points1 point ago

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So your saying you are a cat in the mornings?

[–]herpdaderp 0 points1 point ago

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i thought that cat was dead for the longest time.

[–]rootyb 0 points1 point ago

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My mornings look like this because my cat looks exactly like that, and is old and has renal failure, so every morning, it's a crapshoot to see if she's still breathing or not.

[–]BarkingToad 0 points1 point ago

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How all of my mornings look

or

What all of my mornings look like

FTFY.

[–]techmaster242 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Testa at work.

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

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NEDM

[–]billyfalconer 0 points1 point ago

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Road kill.

[–]tchem 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of the episode of 30 Rock when Pete has sex with his wife while she's asleep.

[–]rattlemebones 0 points1 point ago

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Is that... Church?

Sometimes.. Dead is betta!

[–]MiKeLo118 0 points1 point ago

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O m g so fucking awesome

[–]birdisthewird 0 points1 point ago

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**How all of my mornings look like

[–]Pizzabagles 0 points1 point ago

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I believe it should be "How all of my mornings look." The "like" is unnecessary.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen -2 points-1 points ago

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Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again! Post it again!