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[–]Bitemeee 25 points26 points ago

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prolapsing my colon...?

[–]sr20inans2000 14 points15 points ago

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MHIO IF ANYONE CARES.

[–]filmisbone 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah... Noticed that. Was gonna say something, but didn't know how to broach...

[–]TheTalentedAmateur 4 points5 points ago

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Or could you be dyslexic with a Humble Opinion?

[–]boomfarmer 2 points3 points ago

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My hat is off.

[–]scumbag-reddit 1 point2 points ago

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My homeboy is official.

[–]CrystalCanDoThat 2 points3 points ago

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My horse is ovulating.

[–]sr20inans2000 -2 points-1 points ago

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My horse is ovulating

[–]wild9 18 points19 points ago

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My favorite part is the asterisk to tell you that "D" means dick.

[–]mooboppity 8 points9 points ago

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My secondary school sent out letters to parents about safety on technology and they sent out all the abbreviations that we were apparently using. My favourite was 'PCMH - Parents check my history.' I don't know why i found it so funny, I just did.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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The original creator of this image is Drew, the guy behind http://www.marriedtothesea.com show some love

[–]Herandom 3 points4 points ago

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[–]sakaionrye 3 points4 points ago

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Neutral Milk Hotel

[–]boomfarmer 2 points3 points ago

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Never milk honeybadgers.

[–]Wozily 2 points3 points ago

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*Dick

[–]nalta 2 points3 points ago

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What is the function of the * do they not want the word * to be so prominent next to SEX BARBECUE and OLD MAN GANGBANG

*dick

[–]boomfarmer 1 point2 points ago

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THEY RAN OUT OF S.*

*Space

[–]latecraigy 4 points5 points ago

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Does anyone actually use these?

[–]pietroalfano 4 points5 points ago

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What the fuck is a sex barbecue?

[–]BoggleHead 8 points9 points ago

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Smokin' hot fire, big sausages, hot buns, there's something in there...

[–]boomfarmer 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget the Crisco.

[–]auxiliary-character 3 points4 points ago

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BBQ sauce as lube.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ow...

[–]Binerexis 1 point2 points ago

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It's when you fuck on a grill taking pleasure with the pain.

[–]cubanhawkeye 1 point2 points ago

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Urban dictionary?

[–]Secret_Boner 1 point2 points ago

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JEOMK!

[–]fettsack2 1 point2 points ago

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What do you know, its all true!

[–]Jtangel27 1 point2 points ago

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"At Party City, we have all your needs for this summer's SBBQ's!"

[–]DeathByCarousel 1 point2 points ago

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I have a text lingo for the creator of this: YAAFM.

[–]GingerNo5oul420 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to solve the puzzle. You are all fucking morons.

[–]gellmania 1 point2 points ago

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A sex bbq actually sounds pretty awesome.

"I'll take the pulled pork and a blowski please"

[–]riyten 0 points1 point ago

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Reeeeepost.

[–]thatbubba4567[S] 13 points14 points ago

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My first time seeing it. Do you not think "maybe he was on Reddit times I was not." or "maybe he doesn't use Reddit as much as I do."

[–]riyten 13 points14 points ago

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Sorry man, I was being harsh. Reddit should be a friendly place. This is just one of those things that comes round time and time again, glad you get to enjoy it for the first time!

And judging by your upvotes now, it's working for you.

[–]filmisbone 12 points13 points ago

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Why don't you two get a SBBQ

[–]SuperBicycleTony -5 points-4 points ago

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Reddit should be a friendly place

Ha. Haha.... ha! HAHAHA!!!

Try posting something that carries an iota of your personality instead of a stupid one liner, a lolcat or addition to a pun thread. A mob of disinterested teenagers with blue, arrow shaped dicks WILL FUCK YOU.

[–]serenaisblank 3 points4 points ago

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however, the gentleman who made this is a redditor and should be credited. not stolen from. his name is drewtoothepaste.

[–]thatbubba4567[S] 0 points1 point ago

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If I knew credit would have been given.

[–]rell969 1 point2 points ago

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Fight the power!

[–]thatoneshorty -5 points-4 points ago

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Such a repost. Like, a last week repost.

[–]thatbubba4567[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't use Reddit the same you use Reddit.

[–]xandrehills 1 point2 points ago

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What you saw last week was a repost.

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[–]thatbubba4567[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't use Reddit the same you use Reddit.