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[–]mooboppity 3 points4 points ago

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That top with those shoes? Nu-uh girlfriend.

[–]kurazy 1 point2 points ago

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"Look, honey, I've gone to the gym almost everyday for the past six months! I don't know any better than you why my weight's not going anywhere, but, clearly, I'm doing the best I can. So, lay off. Also, would you pass the salt already? I've already asked you twice....Finally. Thank you."

[–]homergonerson 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that they are paying the gym every month for the ability to do this.

[–]jaggazz 1 point2 points ago

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Overalls?

[–]mar109us 2 points3 points ago

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The focus of the camera?

[–]cheesefaceman1 1 point2 points ago

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The dick chair?

[–]dalyhk 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see the penis....?

[–]keviinese 2 points3 points ago

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[–]dalyhk 2 points3 points ago

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The fact that you took the time to find a penis-shaped object and then put an arrow in it is possibly the best gift I have ever received.

[–]7nights 0 points1 point ago

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Found the black man!

[–]Big_Fat_Paulie 0 points1 point ago

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the mistake is that i haven't thought of this before...of course i go to the gym everyday ladies...to watch judge Mathus.

[–]FinKM 0 points1 point ago

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Chair doesn't have wheels? And what is that mask?

[–]chowmain 0 points1 point ago

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She's not in the kitchen?

[–]nitefang 0 points1 point ago

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The other TV isn't on!

[–]fquizon 0 points1 point ago

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I just hope they have a cat.

[–]Stelfury 0 points1 point ago

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Turn the machine on!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Mistake #1 no one is turning the treadmill on Mistake #2 there are no coats hanging on it And the biggest mistake is the overalls... who the fuck wears overalls to a gym? or anywhere for that matter. Unless you're diabetic.

[–]huddlebuddy -1 points0 points ago

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somebody say steak?

[–]captain_spaulding512 -4 points-3 points ago

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The guy is sitting in a chair that is also sitting on a treadmill. Funny because you're sposta walk on them. He's just using it for the television.

[–]TheRedViper 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that would be correct except reddit is a bunch of LA teachers, so it can't be that obvious and you have to look for some obscure wrongdoing.