Run it out...

Cozmo23 · 8 months

We did 57 takes and that was the best one.

AreWhyAyeEhn · 8 months

I know this guy. His name is King James. He lived on the streets of Laguna Beach for years. When I was out there he always used to come hang out with several Natural Ice's and watch us skimboard. He followed us back to our house once and just stood in the middle of the Pacific Coast Highway with a tallboy of Natty Ice in his hand. He started to stumble forward and then ended up running full speed and facing into the front bumper of a parked car.

This man is a living legend.

FFEMT39 · 8 months

He never had a chance of being successful.

rotzooi · 8 months

This is how most attempts at frontpaging work out.

AndyRooney · 8 months

He clearly forgot an important step.

redman2014 · 8 months

This would be nothing without the pants falling down.

relevant_rule34 · 8 months

This is a picture of a naked girl resting on a Boogie Board - NSFW

will_at_work · 8 months

why does he have on jeans and a coat in an activity where he is sure to get wet?

Stratocaster89 · 8 months

That bum is probably thinking the $10 he got paid to try that really wasnt worth it.

sweatpants2 · 8 months

Subsequently,

CountNoAccount · 8 months

Bum surfing!

PeopleAreStaring · 8 months

My attempts at seduction.

dinimer · 8 months

almost...

create_account_taken · 8 months

belt ftw.

hrnh · 8 months

The beach is always a good place to see the crack of dawn

magicbullets · 8 months

Who the hell donates low rent surfboards to the homeless?

PsychoticPlatypus · 8 months

oh...ohhh.. nope.

TsunamiMommy · 8 months

Perhaps the best visual definition of derp I've ever seen.

gochris · 8 months

I can't decide if it's funny or sad.

rkirkpa1 · 8 months

Jack Black is that you?

bigcarddawg · 8 months

Probably the only water his body has seen in a while

TheRnegade · 8 months

I used to have a roommate who looks exactly like him. In fact, I think this is him, the bum.

123GoTeamShake · 8 months

For some reason, this just made me incredibly sad.

qp0n · 8 months

Acid can be a painful drug.

Relevant_Movie_Qote · 8 months

"I had lost my sight, bt I got something back in retrn. My remaining for senses fnctioned with sperhman sharpness. Bt most amazing of all, my sense of sond gave off a kind of radar sense."

F-That · 8 months

So some little surf rats talk a homeless guy into skim boarding. Good times.

eazyp · 8 months

Then the spaghetti fell out of his fanny pack.

Winterloss · 8 months

Just when you think he can't fail harder. ...He does.

Wargall · 8 months

This is basically how we in Florida view our tourists.

amazinnn · 8 months

Yes kids, this is NOT how you skimboard.

joekickass1234 · 8 months

drunk people are awesome

hogfish29 · 8 months

This is now my favorite gif, thank you.

izoomie · 8 months

Made me laugh out loud

sruvolo · 8 months

Did watching this make anyone else think of Gob?

Nicholad · 8 months

Homeless looking dude takes a tumble...

Shnazzyone · 8 months

GASP! MAN ASS! NSFW!

smokecat20 · 8 months

He did it right.

[deleted] · 8 months

You would think with a body that fat he could find jeans tight enough not to fall.

probo1 · 8 months

He dropped his derpboard

DaRkWeAvEr · 8 months

fuck yeah!

Woozy1 · 8 months

And that's why you wear a nice belt/pants that actually fit...

haleystorm · 8 months

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Zamusu · 8 months

This happened at Salt Creek Beach right?

SlipperyDickoryDock · 8 months

That was better than I ever expected!

jmart1375 · 8 months

I liked the part where he fell on his face trying to run into the ocean.

alnick06 · 8 months

a part of me thought he was going to pull off some sweet move

Apokilipse · 8 months

Skimboards... the silent killer of beach noobs.

Conradfr · 8 months

What's the plan, Phil ?

CurlyJeff · 8 months

grats on getting front page with a gif version of this video i posted a week ago

Epod15 · 8 months

what did he expect low-riding like that, silly man.

stepcut251 · 8 months

Is that wind and sea beach in La Jolla ?

VWBusMan · 8 months

I was going to share the link to my FB, but then felt bad for the bum, they probably entice him with beer to give the board a shot....

therealtomgreen · 8 months

That's how my day is going..

DaNizzles · 8 months

watch out for loose seals

Arthur2ShedsJackson · 8 months

Thanks for not putting "How my attempts to get to the front page look like" in the title.

Dxtuned · 8 months

God...I must know the story behind this gif. I crack up every time I watch it.

ronintetsuro · 8 months

Critical Fail, textbook definition.

cvcvcvcv · 8 months

like a boss

andrethecat · 8 months

I love that it just stops once it hits the sand. And then he falls.

rygarths · 8 months

I'm from the west coast. It's not a surfboard. It's a skimboard. It works by using the surface tension in an inch or less of water. He should be going parallel with the ocean at least to start.

ToAllAGoodNight · 8 months

OP is lame.

d_tosh_0 · 8 months

... And that's why you never go boogie boarding after huffing Drano. Alright, let's take another look at this beach bum's phenomenal display of agility in this week's Breakdown:

OK, pause it right there on the first frame. Now, the ocean can be a little chilly in the mornings, so I'm going to let the wind breaker slide. Hey, be nice; some people in so-cal simply can't afford wet suits.. They're usually politely referred to as vagrants.

Honestly, his approach needs some work.. I'm not sure if he's shuffling that way because he's retarded or-- who am I kidding? He's the definition of retarded. He's wearing a visor, a jacket, jeans, and some sort of performance/hiking footwear to the beach.

I don't think his timing could be worse. Clearly, he and the ocean are not on the same wavelength during this attempt.

I'm so glad he rolled up his jeans, because I don't think he would have absolutely nailed that landing otherwise. To add insult to injury, he gets a wave in the face. There's nothing like a mouth full of sea water in the morning. And just look at that moon! No wonder the tides are so high today. I guess he forgot to put on a bungee this morning.. And for that, we thank you.

ojolejano · 8 months

I love how his pants slide down and he doesn't even notice

RevLoki · 8 months

This is how I feel every Monday morning.

WhyYouMadThough · 8 months

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cjkonecnik · 8 months

Ironic username, OP.

madmanmunt · 8 months

Abject failure, defined abjectly.

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