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[–]PaviSays 4 points5 points ago

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Now that's just udderly ridiculous.

[–]CherryVimto 2 points3 points ago

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Oh please let this become a thing..

[–]ravenholm 2 points3 points ago

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I kinda expected waffles.

[–]Waffles81 2 points3 points ago

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HI!

[–]sjhill 5 points6 points ago

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Just be thankful it's not a bull

[–]afrofuturist 1 point2 points ago

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Dale Earnhardt Jr?

[–]free_range_veal 1 point2 points ago

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I think this picture has reached voting age.

[–]samuhe 1 point2 points ago

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Nope! Chuck Testa!

[–]Goddamn_Wouter 1 point2 points ago

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Although at the moment, the word 'protest' isn't all too popular in Belgium. Fuck you NMBS, FUCK YOU!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Day off on the day of the strike, works out fine. Otherwise, take your car or find a car pool.

[–]Goddamn_Wouter -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, taking your car would be a good idea, but that won't do the traffic any good.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed it wouldn't. How about acting fancy and taking a cab? Might get expensive, but people will be impressed.

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

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Dude has pretty good aim

[–]sotech 0 points1 point ago

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That poor cow must really be under a lot of pressure to perform.

[–]tuttutking 0 points1 point ago

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The norwegians will be furious

[–]ps02210 0 points1 point ago

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OK, ladies of OWS, you know what to do...

[–]Jc40k 0 points1 point ago

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Heh heh, what could they do in america?

[–]JesteroftheApocalps 0 points1 point ago

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Felly hen ffycin

[–]SuziBrookz 0 points1 point ago*

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Dear God, that's unpasteurized. The USDA will lock you up for 5 years for that !!!!!!