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[–]string97bean 24 points25 points ago

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If this wasn't submitted using photobucket, I would say I didn't believe you.

[–]lauravancosky 2 points3 points ago

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my thoughts exactly

[–]spektre 12 points13 points ago

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The joke is that it's photobucket right?

[–]ccnova[S] 3 points4 points ago

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The fact that it's Photobucket really is half the joke. I saw it on a Google search for something else, saw where it was posted, and knew it would make it that much better. I'm old, I'm not an idiot. Well, usually.

[–]AthlonRob 3 points4 points ago

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I'll be 40 in a few weeks, I'm with ya brother! Maybe we can have a party and compare who has the newer AOL install CD?

[–]Lemonion 3 points4 points ago

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Think of yourself as a Level 40 redditor, not a +40 yr one

[–]twosolitudes 2 points3 points ago

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We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[–]SuziBrookz 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, my favorite part was when Bruce Willis sacrificed his life for the lead singer of Aerosmith's daughter's boyfriend.

[–]bknutner 1 point2 points ago

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one of my fav. simpsons jokes ever

[–]DeadRapture7 1 point2 points ago

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Your use of photobucket verifies your age, but also makes the post redundant.

[–]skokage 0 points1 point ago

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I love no-script because it allows me to see how much bullshit there is on photobucket and other sites. After temporarily allowing 4 different unrecognized URLs to try to see the picture and it still not loading, I decided it just wasn't worth the effort.

[–]emailbitesmyass 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. I wish people would stop using photobucket

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point ago

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40 years and you're using photobucket instead of imgur?

[–]gonz0 -3 points-2 points ago

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.imgur or GTFO.