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How I feel when I downvote a stupid comment that has a balanced number of upvotes/downvotes into the negatives. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago by Eternitras
[–]JmanHA 23 points24 points25 points 9 months ago
Muhammad Ali is actually telling Sonny Liston to get up in this picture, because he thought he was taking a dive, not to stay down..................
[–]PaulEyl 7 points8 points9 points 9 months ago*
Actually, if you want to really nitpick it. He was yelling for him to get up, because nobody would believe he got KO'd by that. Not entirely accusing him of taking a dive, here's a SLOW-MO video of the punch that led to that: Ali's Phantom Punch
It's known as the "Phantom Punch", and a lot of people that watched the fight live would tell you they really didn't see this punch at all. That's how fast Ali was.
Also: JmanHA, Y U NO SLOWER?!?
[–]cname87 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
From that video, it looks like he connected well???
[–]PaulEyl 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Sure, now watch it in Fullspeed.
@4:00. Not entirely fair because you've seen it in slow-mo, but, watching it in full speed, it's still pretty hard to tell what landed.
[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Came here to say this, but with less periods.
[–]Eternitras[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
Well...I mean...I'm not a huge boxing fan, but it's kind of ironic now. Thanks for the factoid.
[–]MattyD123 -2 points-1 points0 points 9 months ago
Sonny Liston was taking a dive because he owed money to a lot of people. I came here to say what you did :)
[–]makickal 13 points14 points15 points 9 months ago
And how i feel when I upvote a comment that has a balanced number of upvotes/downvotes into the positives. here
[–]CaptainNoBoat 8 points9 points10 points 9 months ago
How I feel when I upvote a balanced comment
[–]gtipwnz 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
How do you tell how may downvotes something has?
[–]Eternitras[S] -10 points-9 points-8 points 9 months ago*
Reddit Enhancement Suite displays upvotes/downvotes next to the username of commenter. :)
EDIT: What the fuck did you downvote this for motherfucker?! I answered his question directly and succinctly in a polite manner! Fuck whoever did that. Bite my shiny metal ass!
[–]halfajacob 3 points4 points5 points 9 months ago
Dude, did you read your comment back? No wonder everyone downvoted you.
[–]Eternitras[S] -6 points-5 points-4 points 9 months ago
The angry part? That's because they're imaginary internet points, I've got enough saved up I can spend some on getting pissed every once in a while :P
[–]vgman20 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Okay guys, he didn't have it in the exactly correct place. But it doesn't matter, he basically gave the right answer. Now enough with the downvoting.
[–]gtipwnz 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
I upvoted it. Thanks for the reply :)
[–]Eternitras[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Thanks for seeing through my stupid ironic troll edit. -_-
[–]feartrich -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
next to the username of commenter
not quite...
Okay, there's a time first and then next to the username.
[–]anamericandude 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
Funny, I feel the same way about reposts
[–]gerrard2828 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
The world needs more Ali memes.
[–]Ubiquity4321 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Photographer here:
Funny thing about this photo - It only lasted for a second or so. Ali actually stood over Liston for about a second or two before the ref shooed him away. This was a very controversial fight because of the "phantom punch" and other things.
[–]CrossPurposes 2 points3 points4 points 9 months ago
Came here to post this. There was a documentary on HBO (I think) about the greatest sports photographs, of course including this one. If you see the film of this fight/aftermath, Ali is bouncing around, gesturing for Liston to get up, waving his arms, etc. This photo was like a one in a million shot, because Ali was in this pose for about a half a second.
Also, the bald guy with glasses that you can see between Ali's legs was the senior photographer for Sports Illustrated at the time. All the other fight photographers were crowding around that side of the ring (you can see them to the right of the bald guy), and Neil Leifer, the junior SI photographer who took this photo, had to go to the other side of the ring because there was no more room with the other guys. And BOOM, he gets this shot. Incredible!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 months ago
That'll teach 'em for having a different opinion!
[–]spases 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
heh, i drew this picture for a project in art class back in grade school... unfortunately i don't have the pic to upload, no idea what happened to it.
[–]panchors 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
First round first minute had to be a dive
[–]gm4 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
I think I'm about done with this website..
[–]danhammond -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Oh James.
[–]avd007 -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
so your the one going around determining what is stupid and what isn't... hmmmm.... no wonder reddit has sucked for the last 5 months.
[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points-1 points 9 months ago
How is this related to advice animals?
"humans are animals too"
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 months ago
It's not a meme is what I am saying. As soon as someone can reuse this picture with different text and has a niche theme, that's when it can fit into advice animals. Otherwise, this can go into r/pics or other place.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
Taking the subreddit really seriously, huh
It's why we have subreddits. Take a look at this since you seem new here. http://www.reddit.com/help/faq
You're not wrong, Walter...
[–]boxcarcar -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
Watch out guys
[–]dem_onions -7 points-6 points-5 points 9 months ago
I sometimes downvote people with just 1 default upvote later on in the threads. i'm assuming their reaction goes from "Aw, no one got to see my witty comment. i guess i'll just be faster next time" to "WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME"
rather depressing yet strangely empowering at the same time.
[–]joshlamm -1 points0 points1 point 9 months ago
who else downvoted this comment just for the hell of it?
all it takes is a username and password
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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[–]JmanHA 23 points24 points25 points ago
[–]PaulEyl 7 points8 points9 points ago*
[–]cname87 1 point2 points3 points ago
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[–]kai-ol 1 point2 points3 points ago
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[–]makickal 13 points14 points15 points ago
[–]CaptainNoBoat 8 points9 points10 points ago
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[–]anamericandude 1 point2 points3 points ago
[–]gerrard2828 2 points3 points4 points ago
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