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[–]Anomander 1006 points1007 points ago

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I've always assumed this was a joke.

[–]theoctopawd 586 points587 points ago

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OP got trolled

[–]nerdhappy 256 points257 points ago

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Exactly. I have a friend who would get something like this because irony is more important to him than what other people think.

[–]egodeath92 262 points263 points ago

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[–]meeenglish 71 points72 points ago*

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My friend is the artist, here's the rest of his portfolio. The man's a comic genius

edit: to people who aren't on FB, here's some of his older work.

[–]KlaraFall 2 points3 points ago

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Really great tattoos!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If I ever got a tattoo, I'd want one from this guy.

[–]A_Straw_Man 59 points60 points ago

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I think this is one of my favorite pictures on the internet.

[–]TheHippyInTheSuit 237 points238 points ago

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You should turn SafeSearch off.

[–]A_Straw_Man 29 points30 points ago

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I genuinely enjoy pictures of funny things more than pictures of naked things, if I had to rank them.

[–]HyzerFlip 16 points17 points ago

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I like a good combination of the two from time to time.

Also a clothed person that wants you is sexier than a naked one that wants nothing to do with you.

[–]DylanofFlan 2 points3 points ago

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What about a naked person that wants you?

[–]A_Straw_Man 57 points58 points ago

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I mean, having a tattoo like this ironically would still be kinda douchey.

[–]Skulder 9 points10 points ago

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I think the only one who could carry it off would be an English teacher.

[–]A_Straw_Man 11 points12 points ago

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"Mom! Mr. Stevenson is so cool! He has this tattoo, and it says reading's for fags!"

Nothing could possibly go wrong!

[–]duck1123 1 point2 points ago

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"And you read it? Well, my son, you're obviously a homo."

[–]Sunshine_Bag 7 points8 points ago

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At which point you have won being a hipster.

[–]awkwardmeerkat 34 points35 points ago

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Am I the only one that really, really hates how everyone does things ironically? Sometimes it's had to tell who's serious an who's not.

[–]cleanstart 185 points186 points ago

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Yeah dude, it's totally the worst thing in the world.

[–]cheesesavouries 28 points29 points ago

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oi that's the only source of humour us brits have, thank you very much

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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Incorrect, you also have sexual innuendo.

Well, you did in the 1970s. I guess you don't any more, because it's too hard to construct a good sexual innuendo when every second word out of your mouth is "cunt".

[–]Ojerk 14 points15 points ago

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fit clunge.

[–]fiction8 13 points14 points ago

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They've really mastered the single entendre.

[–]UpTheShipBox 13 points14 points ago

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shutitya cunt

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Blimey.

[–]gregny2002 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget the old 'weird dude farts in front of a guy in a business suit who then exclaims 'My word!'.

[–]bananahead 1 point2 points ago

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You know irony isn't just being sarcastic, right?

[–]jugglinglivebabies 1 point2 points ago

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i see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Is that irony? Sounds like sarcasm. I was hoping for some meta irony

[–]dillypo 1 point2 points ago*

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I've noticed a lot of time when people say they're doing something for the irony its really more sarcasm, or parody, or satire. Is there some new definition of irony I don't know about?

[–]Hamlet7768 1 point2 points ago

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[–]bilf 17 points18 points ago

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Reminds me of that scene in the Homerpalooza episode of The Simpsons.

DUDE 1: "Are you being sarcastic, dude?"

DUDE 2: "I don't even know anymore."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pje34fUgLQ

[–]antipopular 1 point2 points ago

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You think trying to determine irony is bad? Try to determine when your friends are being post-ironic. That shit gets complicated.

[–]RevRound 1 point2 points ago

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There is nothing wrong with irony, but when some kid tries to be ironic about everything then it just loses its humor. At first a bunch of middle class suburban kids drinking PBR may have been ironic, but now it just means people are drinking really shitty beer

[–]son-of-chadwardenn 1 point2 points ago

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If you find it hard to tell if that tattoo was serious I have a bridge to sell you.

[–]thekilljoy 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, right up there with puns and pedantry for me. It's all good in moderation, but we're kinda.. long past the moderation.

[–]bannana 1 point2 points ago

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How is it ironic? It's satire at it's best and how would anyone not see that immediately? It seems many including the OP are thinking this is something other than a joke and a damn funny one considering it's forever.

[–]sporkus 8 points9 points ago

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It's ok, OP -- idiocy isn't forever.

[–]realBender 64 points65 points ago

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[–]follier 4 points5 points ago

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Oh. My. God.

Now I'm hoping nerdhappy was right...

[–]realBender 14 points15 points ago

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This was done by the same tattoo artist.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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Reddit, however, has the world's highest concentration of people who wouldn't understand that it's a joke.

"People who aren't like me are stuuuuupid!" seems to be the favourite mental refrain of the redditor.

[–]DiamondShreddy 104 points105 points ago

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Yeah... Notice how they spelled reading wrong, in a statement about reading...

No way anyone with tattoos is smart! That's not allowed!

[–]amaefm 25 points26 points ago

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Also they spelled "faggot" correctly, which seems to be rare among the unread who frequently use the word.

[–]Beer_Is_So_Awesome 45 points46 points ago

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"Fagit," I believe, is the preferred spelling of the ignant.

[–]betterthanthee 37 points38 points ago

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no it's not, faget

[–]newredditsucks 4 points5 points ago

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Bob Faget?

[–]pbar 23 points24 points ago

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Ignernt.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Ignint

Promble?

[–]TheWorldEndsWithCake 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, Ja'Miracle. You and your prombles.

[–]timond 2 points3 points ago

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Ignarannt

[–]kindlebee 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it is supposed to be spelled that way, for the same reason the "R" in "FOR" is backwards - humor.

[–]Chimerasame 42 points43 points ago

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Oh man. The O is backwards too, did you notice?

[–]kindlebee 9 points10 points ago

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you mean that isn't a 0?

[–]Nlelith 92 points93 points ago

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People here are REALLY bad at spotting sarcasm...

[–]mudpuddle86 7 points8 points ago

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Funny you should mention that, because it seems most people are missing the blatantly obvious sarcasm.

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[–]kindlebee 8 points9 points ago

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wow, I didn't read it correctly - I for some reason interpreted it as sarcasm but with the exact opposite of its intended meaning. Looking back, I have no idea how I arrived at that conclusion. Oh well, I can leave up my original comment as a shrine to my stupidity.

[–]LeftLampSide 2 points3 points ago

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After your explanation I went back and updated your shrine.

[–]SensibleMadness 5 points6 points ago

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It probably is, but getting a joke permanently affixed to your arm seems foolish in any case. Any joke, if told over and over again, stops being funny eventually. A joke tattooed on your arm would quickly lose its luster. Hell, most "clever" bumper stickers look lame and dated 6 months after they're attached to your car, but at least you can theoretically take them off, or buy a new car. With all those colors, the only way to get rid of a tattoo like this would be to remove the arm.

[–]BILL_MURRAYS_COCK 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, it really isn't difficult to get rid of ink, and it never has been. Theyve had tattoo removal since before common error. I am also in the process of removing one, and have already had another one removed, and it comes out well. (Yes, my teenaged years were filled with more regrets than I wish)

[–]Soyburgers 1 point2 points ago

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This is a picture of my friend Jay and I can assure you it is a joke.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 77 points78 points ago

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Judging by the overall artistic quality and the backwards R I would have to guess "reeding" is part of the joke

[–]c4nn1bal 482 points483 points ago

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Idiocy, like not getting sarcasm?

[–]HireALLTheThings 51 points52 points ago

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More likely it's not getting parody or satire in this case.

[–]SnakeDiver 25 points26 points ago

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Or like rain on your wedding day.

[–]HireALLTheThings 18 points19 points ago

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Don't you mean RAYEEEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYNNNNNNNN?

[–]NickDouglas 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks for the good advice that I just didn't take!

[–]CorkyKribler 1 point2 points ago

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Well who would have thought? It figures.

Life has a funny way, of tunenabow, dadevy-dangs zokay, anebbydinbosup inyafeeeeeeaaace.

[–]Phatso816 115 points116 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be sending a message about the current state of our nation.

listens to the whoosh sound of things passing overhead

[–]deflective 11 points12 points ago

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here i am!
rock me like a hurricane!

[–]Solkre 19 points20 points ago

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Those are bullets, you night want to duck.

[–]zeroesandones 10 points11 points ago

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If you don't all of your friends will be morning.

[–]rootsismighty 1 point2 points ago

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Dusk to dusk,ashes to ashes...

[–]xcerj61 47 points48 points ago

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I for one, think that it is brilliant

[–]zakyop 273 points274 points ago

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Maybe it's supposed to be ironic?

[–]hammeraxe 38 points39 points ago

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Yep!

[–]captnkurt 13 points14 points ago

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Awesome. Another mile-long thread arguing about what is and isn't "ironic".

I propose House's Law: It's never ironic. Or lupus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it should be called Alanis' law

[–]protoplast 11 points12 points ago

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dontcha think

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Like rain on your wedding day.

[–]I_PLACE_MATS 3 points4 points ago

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An old man

[–]phekylmadder 6 points7 points ago

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Like a reference to the movie "Idiocracy", maybe?

[–]SensibleMadness 7 points8 points ago

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Getting tattoos that reference movies is always a good idea. Those references will never get old!

[–]GSpotAssassin 29 points30 points ago

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That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[–]00aeef 1 point2 points ago

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Like rain on your wedding day.

[–]Aeverous 62 points63 points ago

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What the hell man?! This is amazing!

[–]sourguhwapes 28 points29 points ago

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I know the man who let this beautiful bird grace his leg. He rules as does the artist who did it. Check out No Egrets Studio if you're in the Nashville area.

[–]DirtBurglar 7 points8 points ago

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This checks out, guys.

[–]aniota 48 points49 points ago

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Why does the eagle have three eyes?

[–]thorGOT 39 points40 points ago

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I came all the way here from Africa to ask that. Someone must know?

[–]Arkanin 16 points17 points ago

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America here - it mutated awesomely on a diet of patriotic and manly PCB contaminated fish. PCBs are carbs for your genes they help them to beef up. Fuck yeah!!

[–]Frix 17 points18 points ago

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Those are only the eyes on the right side of its face, it has 6 in total from the look of it...

[–]alsoihavehugeboobs 18 points19 points ago

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Because this is America and we always have more and better things.

[–]Berdiie 6 points7 points ago

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Deep Crow.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Sam Fisher? o_O_o

[–]BulletBilll 23 points24 points ago

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oºo

[–]Castule 3 points4 points ago

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It's intended as a deterrent to reading books. If that monster was guarding the entrance to a library or bookstore, would you enter?

[–]Kirkaine 28 points29 points ago

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Hells yeah. You just know there are some good books in that library. Remember, books are just a way to store information. The kind of information that needs to be protected by six-eyed bald eagles from hell is the kind of information I want to have. Like how to build time machines and shit.

[–]rottenart 3 points4 points ago

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I pick you for the adventure squad.

[–]whiteshark761 6 points7 points ago

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Remember, books are just a way to store information.

Thanks for the reminder. I thought books is food.

[–]zeroesandones 5 points6 points ago

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puts down knife, fork, and Huckleberry Finn

[–]farkdog 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl-f eyes. Thank you - I want to know the same thing.

[–]aexia 1 point2 points ago

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You know nothing, Not Sure.

[–]AnEnglishGentleman 33 points34 points ago*

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[–]harebrane 1 point2 points ago

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It's creepy just how pale that guy is. Is he a gamer redneck or something? The very thought is kinda horrifying.

[–]Spiro_Agnew 114 points115 points ago

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Actually, I kind of like it. There are certainly far worse tattoos out there. At least it's not a tramp stamp, a tribal tattoo, or a chinese character.

[–]ProfessorSomething 122 points123 points ago

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If I ever get a Chinese character tattooed on me, I'm getting this one.

[–]opterionianiaco 43 points44 points ago

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He's actually a white therapist with multiple personality disorder, City Wok Guy is his most prominent personality.

So I guess it works as a tattoo, it's a Chinese character that isn't what you first thought.

[–]Dovakhim 19 points20 points ago

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not actually chinese but I'm ok with that you japanese dog

[–]Dennovin 8 points9 points ago

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Or a tramp stamp of Chinese characters, surrounded by a tribal pattern.

[–]cellularbreakfast 7 points8 points ago

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yeah, I pretty much have all the shitty tattoos :(

[–]the0ther 1 point2 points ago

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pics?

[–]cellularbreakfast 2 points3 points ago

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here's some I submitted to Fitit the other day for body fat analysis. front with butterflies, back with tramp stamp and tribal, and shitty stars, by far the worst. Ahh, drunken nights and drug induced bad decisions.

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[–]cellularbreakfast 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks, I paid a lot for those!

[–]_shift 4 points5 points ago

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Who gives a shit? Scars and tattoos tell stories, and it's not gonna matter when you're old and saggy or dead in the ground anyways. I'm an electrical engineer working with a bunch of dead eyed baby boomers and getting a 3/4 sleeve for no other reason than I want to. Absolutely zero meaning to it. No regrets. At least getting tattoos is something you can check off the bucket list.

[–]GSpotAssassin 2 points3 points ago*

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I have long been a fan of the unfortunately-monikered "tramp stamp". In fact I remember liking it long before it was popular (like in the 90's... Possibly relevant, I lived in California for much of that decade) and I refuse to stop liking it just because some vindictive woman somewhere who was jealous of all the hot women getting decorative tattoos over their already attention-grabbing asses, made a bad word for it. ;) I think it is hot and sexy.

[–]VoodooD2 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I'm glad you can at least admit it.

[–]jesticle 4 points5 points ago

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They may be stereotypical, but they don't look bad by any means.

[–]cellularbreakfast 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks, but in person they do. especially the stars, which are all blurry and raised. And I got the tramp stamp when I was a senior in high school in 2001. I hate it. Eventually, I will just get a bigger piece to go around it.

[–]xxlozzaxx 1 point2 points ago

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Other than the Cross on your back, I think these would be easy to cover up, albeit with a large piece.

[–]cellularbreakfast 1 point2 points ago

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The cross is the only new one. And I am totally down with a large piece. I have many ideas, just need to designate the money.

[–]xxlozzaxx 1 point2 points ago

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ahah yer, the money is the main obstacle.

[–]AriBBCP 6 points7 points ago

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bro check this wicked barbed wire tattoo i got around my biceps

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 16 points17 points ago

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It's a cultural statement.

[–]nemoTheKid 6 points7 points ago

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Pretty sure this is a joke, there is an image macro stylized just like that tattoo thats been around on 4chan for about forever.

[–]EvilAce 13 points14 points ago

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Ri4F;DR

[–]kingnutter 4 points5 points ago

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Silly. Everyone knows it's spelt "faggits".

[–]Federalbigfoot 5 points6 points ago

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As a joke, that tattoo is fucking hilarious. I especially appreciate the use of the Metallica font for the word 'America'.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Reeding is for faggots is my new motto when anyone tries to debate something about the US and brings a fact to the table.

[–]Heromedic18 4 points5 points ago

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I happen to like it, at least it's creative...I've seen a lot lot worse...

[–]deanisforawesome 3 points4 points ago

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I love seeing my friends tattoos on the internet!

The man that did this tattoo does amazing work!

[–]y2kh8r 3 points4 points ago

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It does look like a quality bit of work. Very clean.

[–]unholyhkhxc 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, yeah, his tattoo is amazing. I met him at the Ceremony show at Will's Pub. Dude fucking rules.

[–]jets-fool 1 point2 points ago

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Great line work and color packing.

[–]fr3ddie 8 points9 points ago

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The fact that it uses metallicas font, is pretty cool actually.

[–]TheHippyInTheSuit 1 point2 points ago

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Expect Lars to start instructing lawyers shortly...

[–]ReturnToForever 9 points10 points ago

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I know the person who has this tattoo. Yes it was meant to be ironic. No, I don't think its a good idea.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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pretty sure the guy with this tattoo owns way more than you

[–]monochromatic_oeuvre 1 point2 points ago

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More what?

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[–]NoMomo 16 points17 points ago

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Something about unemployment. Something about regret. Something about feeling superior to tattooed people for nothing having tattoos myself. Done and done.

[–]Nommus 5 points6 points ago

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Reduce, reuse, recycle.

[–]the_talking_dead 3 points4 points ago

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Clearly having no tattoos makes one a superior, no, ENLIGHTENED individual. ;)

[–]IMAROBOTLOL 5 points6 points ago

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Apparently OP hasn't been on the Internet long enough.

[–]RandoAtReddit 5 points6 points ago

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Cool, looks like America's new album is out. Finally.

[–]Kentravyon 2 points3 points ago

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Idiocy/Irony aside, that is a fucking scary ass 3-eye'd eagle.

[–]qwop88 2 points3 points ago

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Why does the eagle have 3 eyes?

[–]honestmango 2 points3 points ago

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I liked the part where the tattoo was awful.

[–]LeMoustache 2 points3 points ago

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Merica!

[–]XCraig 2 points3 points ago

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What the hell's wrong with the eagle's eye????

[–]waterskier2007 1 point2 points ago

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AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[–]theddubster 1 point2 points ago

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Irony eagle

[–]ZippyDan 1 point2 points ago

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ink is not forever either

[–]james4765 1 point2 points ago

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I live in the South, and can say, there are many of my fine fellow citizens down here who would sport exactly this without a trace of irony or self-awareness.

[–]jb4427 1 point2 points ago

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I like the Metallica font on America. It adds to the whole thing.

[–]Kawaii- 1 point2 points ago

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Troll tattoo, also a very cool troll tattoo.

America tattoos best way to troll people get a bald eagle flying over Iraq with it shitting bombs down onto it. Then the words "America, fuck yeah!" Underneath it.

Real troll.

[–]sayhello_walrus 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh, his arm's dirty. Yucky.

[–]Infernal_NightGaunt 1 point2 points ago

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Actually idiocy IS forever whereas tattoos can be removed.

[–]davedawg2000 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this so far down here? You can remove tattoos, but you can't remove stupid.

[–]TheyCallMeStone 1 point2 points ago

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People usually take pictures of new tattoos, and when that happens they're always red and inflamed around the edges. I say this is shopped.

[–]skippyG 1 point2 points ago

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Does it have three eyes on one side of it's head??

[–]urbanvillager 1 point2 points ago

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lmfao, the caption just can't get more appropriate. This is plain ridiculous.

[–]MrGrieves- 1 point2 points ago

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This should be in http://www.reddit.com/r/awesome/

OP you be crazy.

[–]mnyfrsh 1 point2 points ago

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I'd vote for him over the GOP candidates.

[–]ddisoxyephedrine 1 point2 points ago

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I want this tattoo.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

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What's up with the eagle's eyes?

[–]CokeHeadRob 1 point2 points ago

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At least it's well done.

[–]truthie 1 point2 points ago

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It's fuckin hilarious, you prude.

[–]rob-sheridan 1 point2 points ago

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Ha, this is taken from a t-shirt design I did for a post on my old humor blog making fun of patriotic t-shirts: http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2006/11/demonbabys-election-day-hideous.html - So yes, I'm sure whoever got this understood the sarcasm. Really funny that someone got it as a tattoo though, and that I'm seeing it on Reddit after all this time.

[–]KingToxin 1 point2 points ago

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Redneck Randel's tattoo.

[–]Kingcrowing 4 points5 points ago

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This is clearly a reference to the film "Idiocracy" I'm surprised only one other person mentioned it.

[–]Deathcrow 3 points4 points ago

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Usually people just upvote the post that already covers what they wanted to say on Reddit. No need to bother writing the same shit again.

[–]BrawndoTTM 2 points3 points ago

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And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

[–]xolieo 1 point2 points ago

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Metallica letters.

[–]attack_panic 3 points4 points ago

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[–]anydentity 2 points3 points ago

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This tattoo is kind of awesome.

[–]emohipster 2 points3 points ago

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That's actually a pretty awesome tattoo.

[–]RockuMental68 2 points3 points ago

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Minus the "reeding is for faggots" part (whether it's serious or sarcastic) I kind of like America in the Metallica font with the eagle. I'd get it.

[–]Cold417 1 point2 points ago

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Reeding is for faggots. It almost makes sense..

[–]Qwuffl 13 points14 points ago

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[–]shawnaroo 1 point2 points ago

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That really is the best part about Wikipedia fundraising. And it works with pretty much any insult you try.

[–]HerrGrammar 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't look at the links, yet I am almost certain you're making a bassoon joke.

[–]Capatown 1 point2 points ago

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3-eyed hawk???!

[–]y2kh8r 4 points5 points ago

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I do believe that it's an eagle.

[–]Capatown 1 point2 points ago

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DURR!

[–]enjoyablycrazy 1 point2 points ago

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looks quite badass actually. better than most stupid mario/gaming tattoos reddit people usually get

[–]Corrik 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you keep trying to read that sign, you some kind of fag?

[–]BoredBeyondBelief 1 point2 points ago

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I Beg to Differ Sir Sincerly from Reeding uk

[–]pipboy_warrior 1 point2 points ago

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The world desperately needs a real Miss Ink: http://somethingpositive.net/sp12132011.shtml

[–]_UsUrPeR_ 1 point2 points ago

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This is an awesome tattoo.

[–]backstab 1 point2 points ago

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Favorite Color? America.

[–]cvillano 1 point2 points ago

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triforce eyed eagle gives no fux abuot boox

[–]Wolfmanatee 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a children's book editor at a publisher focusing on childhood literacy... and I think this is hilarious.

[–]Raiders13 1 point2 points ago

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ignorance can be educated but stupid lasts forever

[–]woodtip 1 point2 points ago

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Greatest tattoo ever, hands down

[–]ResinTeeth 1 point2 points ago

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I for one dig it.

[–]dungeon-us-crab 1 point2 points ago

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I came in here expecting an awful tattoo, and instead found a great tattoo.

[–]nog00der 1 point2 points ago

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i know this guy, he's a gay librarian.