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Aww shit! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by enthros
[–][deleted] 464 points465 points466 points 8 months ago
Some guy pooped in that girl's pants!
[–]georgerockz 264 points265 points266 points 8 months ago
She must have just gotten out of a final exam.
[–]NecrosDk 88 points89 points90 points 8 months ago
Guess we'll never forget that guy..
[–]elementalguy2 64 points65 points66 points 8 months ago
That guy does it once in an exam and gets loads of karma. I do several times in a supermarket (not on purpose) and get banned. Not fair.
[–][deleted] 37 points38 points39 points 8 months ago
I'd ban you from a supermarket too if you wouldn't stop shitting yourself.
[–]elementalguy2 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Ah but wouldn't and couldn't are two separate beasts entirely.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Aw, jeez. Chron's? If so, I'm sorry for the crack. My sis is living with that and it's a fucking nightmare.
Lucky guess or checked my post history either way no worries, if you don't see the funny side of it then it beats you in my eyes :)
Educated guess. If you can approach something like Chron's with a sense of humour, you're a bigger man than I'll ever be.
Well done.
[–]DollarsforDerek 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
Reminds me of a JTHM comic. OH MY GOD! SOMEONE SHIT IN MY PANTS!
[–]treydestepheno 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
damn it's been a long time since I heard of johnny, has JV done anything good lately? last material I read was squee.
[–]Biff_Bifferson 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Not really, no.
[–]treydestepheno 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
yeah, I thought so. oh well.
[–]footwo 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Invader Zim. Til Nickelodeon cancelled it.
[–]chazferrari 42 points43 points44 points 8 months ago
Some asshole pooped in that girl's pants!
FTFY
[–]perfektstranger 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago
This is a picture I took in Wisconsin of a guy pooping his own pants
[–]riboflavins 543 points544 points545 points 8 months ago
i have the wierdest bo i feel bad for her and i hope her day took turns for the better
[–]ScottCarmichael 154 points155 points156 points 8 months ago
I think we found ourselves a Redditor from Japan!
[–]spiderfarmer 39 points40 points41 points 8 months ago
I think he found out how karma works!
[–]pukeorama 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Can I sell mine now? Want to get me some pokemon.
[–]KarmicBlack -1 points0 points1 point 8 months ago
I think we found ourselves a Redditor from Japan Germany!
[–]blackoutbiz 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
i dont think her day could possibly get worse.
[–]codepoet 24 points25 points26 points 8 months ago
i dont think her day could possibly get shittier.
FTFY.
[–]blackoutbiz 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
much appreciated Code
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 8 months ago
I like how she's sort of just casually touching herself, as though she doesn't realize the magnitude of the situation.
[–]bluebomber 36 points37 points38 points 8 months ago
The...Shituation?!
[–]why-not-zoidberg 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
I hadn't realized...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
I've never seen anything more beautiful in my life.
[–]beyron 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I bet she quickly realized it after she felt what was going on back there.
[–]jordantc 42 points43 points44 points 8 months ago
It's at times like these that I question why I'm subscribed...
[–]coratel 33 points34 points35 points 8 months ago
And that's why we don't wear white after labor day. I think....
[–]Whoa_Chill_Bro 42 points43 points44 points 8 months ago
or on taco tuesday
[–]SgtBaxter 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Or after anal.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
When you gotta go you gotta go
[–]TheSheath 25 points26 points27 points 8 months ago
Life...ahh... finds a way.
[–]bonedead 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Now that's a huge pile of shit.
[–]Darth_AV83 82 points83 points84 points 8 months ago
With all the embarrassing shit stories floating around reddit lately, its refreshing to be reminded that guys aren't the only ones this kinda shit happens to...thank you
[–]bbqrodeo 89 points90 points91 points 8 months ago
Lol Floating around...
[–]JellyTotMonster 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago*
This could give rise to the crappiest pun thread ever.
[–]AlexMaggot 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Shit just got real son!
[–]FunnyUpvoteForYou 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Let's just hope it doesn't hit the fan...
[–]floor-pi 65 points66 points67 points 8 months ago
You only have to live intimately with a girl for approximately 1 day to realise that they're disgusting fucks too.
[–]offworld92 59 points60 points61 points 8 months ago
It's not even the same level. Girls are way more disgusting than guys are.
[–][deleted] 36 points37 points38 points 8 months ago
I lived with 4 women when I was at college and the week I moved in I had to call the plumber to unplug every drain in the house and while I was shooting the shit (sorry bad pun) with him he was snaking the shower drain and pulled out a clump of hair that had not one, not two but three tampons in it.
We both started wretching but couldn't throw up into the toilet as it was disconnected so there were two full grown men scrambling around the house for an exit so we could vomit.
I had a very long talk with my room mates later that day... it accomplished nothing, they were still disgusting fucks for the rest of the year.
EDIT: Oh man this got me thinking of so many stories I have from living with them, just the most ridiculous and illogical shit went on that year. I still love them but fuck they were gross.
[–]underthehill 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
Wait, he was snaking the shower drain and found tampons? Whole tampons in the shower drain? What kind of non-grated shower drains madness did you have going on in that house?
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 8 months ago
It was grated but the girls had pushed them down... they thought it was all pipes a la George Costanza.
[–]sikefoo 26 points27 points28 points 8 months ago
The fuck. I would just like to state that females do not normally do this. In fact, that is the first time I've ever heard of girls doing that. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR. OVER.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
I told all my friends both girls and guys about this and they all said the same but it still happened and every now and then I'd smell something really funky in the house and it would generally be a tampon or pad that one of the girls did not dispose of correctly...
I've seen things... so many things that I cannot unseen or unsmell.
[–]butterisbetter 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
The horror...the horror...
[–]gargamak 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM!?!?!?
[–]codepoet 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
Waffle-stomping tampons.
Thanks, Internet. Done for the day.
[–]nyerinohio 40 points41 points42 points 8 months ago
The average girl does NOT do shit like that.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
I'm married with two kids so i'm desensitized to a whole new level of disgusting things that have come out my kids.
[–]butterisbetter 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
I can relate. Once you've been hit in the chest with a flying turd, your perspective changes a little.
I think the worst was when my two boys both got really sick with the stomach flu and I came into wake them up from naps and they both had vomited and fell asleep in their own vomit they were so tired.
Crusty vomit on everything.
[–]butterisbetter 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
Yes. Someday I may relate the tale of "The Night of Twenty-Four Vomits." 3 kids with stomach flu and only two parents--we were outnumbered, outgunned; we didn't stand a chance. Oh the humanity!
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
I feel so bad when they get sick but that pity turns to disgust and that disgust to hate and that's why I'm a sith lord now.
[–]k4ng 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Would it be bad parenting to stick sick vomiting kids in the bathtub? Like put blankets and pillows in there to make it comfortable for them, but still it's a contained area to make clean up easy. I don't know. Parenting looks hard.
[–]floor-pi 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
You just haven't unclogged the figurative drains of life yet...
[–]liberalwhackjob 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
MORE! MORE!
you can't make an edit like that and then not tell us more illogical stuff.
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
Ok so none of the girls had boyfriends when I moved in but they were for the most part drunk sluts every thursday night through to sunday night.
This one girl Marcy would come home every sunday night all depressed that she didn't have a boyfriend and the conversation would go like this.
Marcy: Kashammer boys suck.
Kashammer: why do you say that?
Marcy: Cause I was hitting on this guy all weekend and we were having a great time and now he says he wants to keep it casual.
Kashammer: Well maybe he's not ready to get into a relationship.
Marcy: He's in a relationship and he won't leave her!
Kashammer:... So you are upset with him because he won't leave his girlfriend?
Marcy: No I'm upset cause he said he would if I did anal and I did and now he wants to keep it casual.
Kashammer: What?
This would happen every month or so and always involved her giving massive amounts of sex and doing weird shit for guys and they would want nothing to do with her.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 8 months ago
Then the other girl in the house who was pretty decent to talk to and wasn't a complete flake would hang out with me every now and then rather than go out with the girls ( Lets say this now I was in school for engineering and almost all of them were in some arts degree program so I was almost always in my room studying or working on something so I was sort of the house mother.)
So me and candice are sitting in my room watching transformers ( the animal one that is awesome).
And she turns to me and asks if I've ever jerked off to any of the girls in the house.
Like out of no where just asks me this, we were talking about how tough school was and then this came out of her mouth.
So I just said yeah and i'm sure i'm not the only guy who has jerked it to girls in the house. She then says that, that turns her on.( Now I know some of you think this is going to sex and while I can understand the urge I know better than to fuck up a good living situation. My rent was really low and the girls purchased most of the food so I was happy to live there and didn't want to go looking for another apartment mid semester.)
So I said. " Oh ok" and got off the bed and went to my desk and started going over my steel homework.
She gets up and gives me the look of " hey lets have sex on your bed."
I look right at her and say, " I know what you're thinking but I don't think its a good idea"
When the girls got back from the bar she tells them all that I'm gay...
I just shook my head.
[–]pnt987 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I'm not jelly, bro.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
The worst was that towards the end of my second semester there I got a girlfriend and the Candice girl was such a bitch to her that I had a house meeting to talk about it with all of them because things of hers would go missing only to turn up like weeks later in my room. So then this girl Candice just says that its not fair to everyone else in the house that I have a girl staying over since none of them have boyfriends and it makes them uncomfortable when we have sex...
Meanwhile for 8 months I've listened as this house has fucked nearly every guy with a dick and a popped colar she is uncomfortable with my girlfriend staying over every now and then.
The other girls weren't in crazy mode so when the semester ended she was asked to not move back in the next year.
[–]pnt987 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Based off what you've said, it looks like Candice had a thing for you and just felt jealous/inadequate of your girlfriend.. But you probably already knew that. Good on you for getting the crazy out of your life.
[–]kungtotte 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
I'm with Marcy here, if she takes it up the butt she should be able to expect something more than a casual relationship.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Yeah well I saw it that she was walking into a mine field and is bitching that while she was doing cartwheels one blew up and took her leg off.
[–]DarkRaven15 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
That's beautiful..
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
I could write a fucking novel about the WTF shit I saw and heard in that house.
Like one time I saw a guy walk out of the house at 4 am with what looked like shit on his shirt. I guess one of the girls got diarheaa while the guy was servicing her downstairs and she just shit on him.
Luckily he didn't go to our college and probably didn't want anyone to know that he got shit on by a girl.
Another time I found a wad of towels in the basement by the washing machine that had like 14 pregnancy tests in it, all negative but I guess someone wanted to make sure.
[–]vitalAscension 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Maybe start with a blog and twitter feed. You never know, somebody might think it would make good TV and cast William Shatner as your dad.
Oh and then there was the time that I found marcy's vibrator in the dishwasher...
[–]floor-pi 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
I half get the impression that girls i've lived with are disgusted by their own hair and blood and poo etc, to the extent that they have to immediately disassociate themselves from it as soon as it's noticed, as a coping mechanism. Which results in the fucking hairiest shower tiles you ever did see, etc etc. Either that or they're just lazy fools.
[–]floor-pi 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
Yeah i didn't want to be...sexist but it's true. Living with guys is heavenly after living with girls/a girlfriend.
[–]warmpita 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
I would randomly step into bowls of rancid milk at my best friend's house... and she would get pissed off. I would always say "Why the hell do you have a damn 3 week old bowl of cereal on the floor?"
[–]floor-pi 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
What else is she supposed to put in the bowls!
[–]dioxholster 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
how so? are they really that disgusting?
[–]floor-pi 24 points25 points26 points 8 months ago
Hrm, i guess there's no sense in exaggerating, perhaps some aspect of the 'disgust' comes from the fact that you're sort of taught not to expect certain things from girls. I think that some guys actually believe that girls actually don't fart.
But to paint a picture in your mind, imagine a guy, but with longer (clogging) hair, gets hormonal and bloody once a month, needs lots of cosmetics, clothes, uses lots of tissues and hair clips. And then maybe picture that guy being spoiled as he's growing up and learning that he doesn't necessarily have to clean up after himself as he's using all of the above (at the same time, often). Do you want to have sex with that guy? Do you?!?! That's so gay.
[–]CamouflageDave 18 points19 points20 points 8 months ago
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
Can you turn on my hair straightener babe, it's under the pile of my own clothes on the bathroom floor
[–]Ratlettuce 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
My god...
[–]dioxholster 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
no way can girls be this gross.
[–]codepoet 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Yes. Yes, they can. I was married for a bit over a decade and ... yes. The bedroom carpet was clothes with an imaginary demarcation line of clean and dirty...
[–]we_need_evidence 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Idk, are you saying that we're gay for having sex with a guy? I'm lost.
I agree about the hair, wherever they go they leave a nasty hair everywhere.
[–]laurililly 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I know, but we don't like it either! After every shower I take or after every time I brush my hair I do my best to collect them all. But some escape. It doesn't help that I have a dog that sheds a lot.
[–]Anne_Frank_Dildo 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
They love popping zits on other people. I lived with one of my friends and she even liked to watch videos of people doing it on youtube.
[–]olen444 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
wtf is up with your username??
[–]filthymcbastard 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
You haven't met Babyrape_McMethlab yet, have you?
[–]Anne_Frank_Dildo 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Shock value, I guess?
[–]squidofhearts 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
There's a Subreddit for that, called r/popping.
[–]Downvoted_Defender 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I remember the exact moment I realised that girls are gross to live with. It was when I found period blood on the toilet seat.
[–]Uninterested_Viewer 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Yes, but I would wager that this woman has some sort of digestive condition, likely Crohn's disease.
[–]iareintelligent 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
I bet she's taking the diet pill, Alli... remember reading about these pills that basically turn the tiniest bit of unhealthy (read fatty) foods and turn it into an embarrassing nightmare: alli: Miracle diet pill with teeny-tiny side effect
[–]bapstain 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
or she's just got the shits
[–]aliengoods1 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Yeah, but she has a pretty good body, so it probably smells like cinnamon rolls.
[–][deleted] 8 months ago
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[–]Tigeroovy 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Who wants to bet she'll never wear white or skirts ever again?
Who wants to bet she is going to drop out of that school and transfer to Siberia?
[–]Tigeroovy 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
AT LEAST move out of that city.
[–]bokononon 20 points21 points22 points 8 months ago*
My guess is fish-induced keriorrhea.
Some cheapo restaurant served her escolar the night before.
When this happens you have zero control or sometimes even knowledge of the "waxy leak".
Be careful out there :-/.
[–]Schadenfreude_Taco 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
I've had that happen before. Just sitting in my computer chair and all of a sudden my ass is damp. I get up and there is a puddle of neon orange fishy smelling shit oil on my leather chair. Had to throw away my pants :-(
My bro in law had cooked us some "orange roughy" for lunch earlier that day and it tasted kinda off. I haven't eaten orange roughy since because I like having control of my bowels.
fuck, I just made that fish for dinner 2 nights ago. It was sitting in the fridge for 3 days D:
[–]SAWK 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Quick, go eat half of it and report back when you shit your pants. Oh, and take pics. thanks.
[–][deleted] 8 months ago*
[–]Schadenfreude_Taco 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
unperceived being the key word. I had no idea that anything was amiss until I moved a bit and my ass cheeks felt really slippery. Then I stood up and witnessed the horror.
Do. Not. Want.
wow, you win. I only shat my own computer chair in my own house and was wearing old crappy pants so there was no great loss.
basically, don't eat escolar unless you really like shitting neon orange oil without realizing it.
[–]tophat_jones 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I thought Orange Roughy was extinct, or nearly so. You (shit-)monster!
[–]Little_Metal_Worker 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
when its filled your underwear, you should feel the weight, and when its running down your leg, you should know, and also, the smell, my god, the smell.
what I'm saying is, that's no "waxy leak" that was an explosion. my guess is: massive shart.
[–]TheDentite 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
When you're walking down the hall and you feel something fall...
[–]beatlecreedcabaret 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
When you're going up a ladder, and you feel something splatter...
[–]Little_Metal_Worker 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
When it comes out of your bum, like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea
when it runs down your leg, like a watery scrambled egg
[–]bokononon 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago*
I'd say she knows about it now (with the hand).
She's gonna have to find a toilet and hide there. And her friend will have to bring in new clothes and nappies and call in a big favour for an anxious trip home. (There's no way they could risk public transport.)
Then it's a day or two in the bathroom for her. Oily orange anal sputum and a toilet full of floaty waxy shit-bubbles.
Check out some escolar horror stories in the comments here: http://blog.medellitin.com/2008/12/escolar-world-most-dangerous-fish.html#comment-form
Example:
I bought this tasty fish called white tuna and wow it was great. The next day I am in the locker room at the gym and I feel that my thighs and sack had baby oil on them and I realized I somehow just shit myself and I never felt it coming at all. Luckily I was near a stall and when I pulled down my pants I could not believe my eyes. There was so much orange oil in my pants and running down my thighs i thought I was going to die. I tossed my underwear in the garbage and tried to wipe off but this oil would not even stick to the toilet paper. I went right to the shower and got the rest off. I was really freaked the hell out until i searched for orange oil coming out of my ass and made the connection that I ate escolar. Why would anyone sell this fish?
[–]Hellman109 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
Did she just finish her first finals?
[–]txexpat 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
maybe its chili. delicious chili
[–]darkviper039 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
Taste it and don't tell us about it
[–]andthenirealized 13 points14 points15 points 8 months ago
maybe it was chili...
[–]Stuff180 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
oh god
[–]Bearmaster9013 129 points130 points131 points 8 months ago
This is fake. Everyone knows girls dont poop!
[–]Mujarin 34 points35 points36 points 8 months ago
kim jong il was a girl?
[–]Pell000 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
That'd be a converse error. Although, this would be true:
POOP => NO GIRL
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
hot girls don't poop. Fat/ugly ones do it all the time. Its pretty gross.
[–]CokeHeadRob 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
It's like all they do.
[–]Uriah_Heep 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
As a man I can verify that this is true.
brofist
[–]Telxon 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!
[–]solarnova 22 points23 points24 points 8 months ago
too mich olestra:(
[–]nikkip00t 22 points23 points24 points 8 months ago
I was thinking Alli.
[–]Pajamas_ 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago*
Its the same thing.
Edit: Too many O's... I thought OC was talking about Orlistat.
Orlistat (also known by trade names Xenical and Alli) is a diet pill that works by blocking the enzymes that digest fat. As a result, some fat cannot be absorbed from the gut and is excreted in the feces instead of being metabolically digested, sometimes causing oily anal leakage.
[–]CressCrowbits 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Also you are not supposed to take Alli unless you are morbidly obese.
[–]mrrandomman420 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra
http://www.drugs.com/alli.html
No, it isnt. Not even close. Olestra is a fat substitute, Alli is a medication that blocks the absorption of fat by your body.
[–]funknut 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
This product may cause anal leakage.
[–]munkinstein 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Or too much Escolar. There's this fish and if you eat too much of it you can get the shits real bad. Escolar
[–]fastredb 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
If anyone recalls the articles about DNA testing fish at restaurants from a while back and thought it was a silly idea they might want to read the "Mislabeling" section of the Escolar article linked above.
[–]cuddlimaus 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
oh come on maybe she just sat on someone's sloppy joe. right? i cant look again to check.
[–]dioxholster 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
zoom in
[–]foamed 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Same shit happened to a nurse at the hospital I worked at a couple of years back. The worst thing was that she didn't notice it for quite some time, so she walked around obliviously while both patients and health personnel saw her stained pants. Nobody dared to tell her about it either. She must've felt really horrible about herself when she found out. Poor woman.
wow, in a hospital? Those other people should be written up to say the least.
[–]cltaylo6 107 points108 points109 points 8 months ago
She's probly having one of the crappiest days ever
[–]daganjafarma 23 points24 points25 points 8 months ago
Well it won't get much shittier thats for sure
[–]VastDeferens 26 points27 points28 points 8 months ago
She's feeling down in the dumps
[–]Chuch7o2 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
Shit just got real son
[–]soggysocks 14 points15 points16 points 8 months ago
I really hope this didn't leave a stain on such a beautiful day
[–]cltaylo6 10 points11 points12 points 8 months ago
Butt, it could be worse
[–]overdos3 16 points17 points18 points 8 months ago
penis
[–]cltaylo6 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
What a wise crack that was
[–]TheKid90 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
Don't worry about those downvotes, they're just assholes.
[–]kernelhappy 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
Years ago I get on a job site in the morning and my guys are like shoppy (the drywall shop steward) shit his pants. I look and he has a brown mark on his pants, I figured he sat in something, laughed and went about work. A little after lunch shoppy comes over and asks me if he can leave a little early because he thought he had to fart and a little shit came out. I almost fell over when I realized the guy went over 6 hours with shitty pants. I can't imagine how itchy his ass must have been by then.
[–]aruculu 19 points20 points21 points 8 months ago
I'd still tap that
[–]Vicxlee 11 points12 points13 points 8 months ago
Sigh.............. yea me too...
[–]readforit 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
its just extra lubrication...
[–]rockettman90 38 points39 points40 points 8 months ago
Ain't that some shit?
[–]rwingvr6 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
I have mixed feelings about this.
[–]gambled_on_the_fart 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
No turning back now, she should embrace it.
[–]zimbabwe7878 6 points7 points8 points 8 months ago
when you're with the one you love and you feel that hot butt mud, Diarrhea. -Dave Chappelle
[–]Philosofossil 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
I've felt like this before walking down a street.. I was super high at the time. Lucky, it was only my imagination.
[–]bonedead 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
perhaps a little bit of mudd butt
[–]tortured_brain 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
This pretty much sums up my experience with this image.
[–]fintheman 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Right now, I can guarantee you there is someone on Reddit that is turned on by this.
[–]kooknboo 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Been there. Had an egg and cheese sandwich for lunch at a restaurant. First bite and I knew the egg wasn't right. Just had an odd texture and tasted a little bitter. Wolfed it down anyway.
About two hours later I'm driving home and started sweating - bad. Had a decision to make - either stop at the local McDonald's for a stealth shit or make it the final mile home. I decided on the latter. Mistake.
I looked exactly like that running up my driveway. Except I wasn't wearing a skirt.
[–]NE-Phil 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
Give her a break. She probably has a medical condition.
[–]alexcroox 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Just another difficult school day!
[–]mzkitty 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Why isn't she using the white paper (? whatever she's holding) to hold it over her butt?
she was wearing a thong, it melted.
[–]cunnox 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
browned out..
[–]balleklorin 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Someone pullet out too fast and let the vacuum effect do its magic!
[–]KalterBlut 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
The back button never work fast enough for this kind of situation.
[–]daem101 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Goodbye, cruel skirt.
[–]CressCrowbits 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Came here expecting a detailed explanation with proof as to how this photo is fake.
Came away disappointed. Also feeling a bit sick.
[–]penguinpwrdbox 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I have seen the internet, but for some reason this is the pic that grosses me out. I think it's because she seems otherwise normal, except that she's covered in poop.
You could be next...shudder
[–]pixelatedcrap 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Thanks, I needed to get off of reddit and go to work.
[–]miker37a 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Mud came out of her mudhole?
[–]galvana 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
We gotta go, I just sharted.
[–]elephantpoop 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
WHAT THE HELL HAPPPEEENNNEDDDD NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[–]mrmadagascar 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
That was probably the worst day of that poor girls life.
That being said...Ha, ha Ha.
That's what happens when u do too much anal. This
[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
She just made the life changing discovery that all farts are not created equal.
[–]LowKeyedUp 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
I can fucking smell it...hyuurrrk.
[–]DMAK6718 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Taco Tuesday is not for the weak of heart. err meant sphincter sorry.
[–]DashingLeech 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
It's a shitastrophe, Randy.
[–]jamesonbar 5 points6 points7 points 8 months ago
I'm more concerned about the green dot in the shit what'd she do shit out a fungus (please tell me I'm not the only one that sees a green spot in her ass)
[–]critical_ninja 8 points9 points10 points 8 months ago
Now you're not the only one. ಠ_ಠ
[–]bexor 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Peas
[–]KonaClump 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Now I can not not see it.
[–]olygimp 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
ugg, wish I didn't click
[–]Museca 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
And here I was trying to get RID of my morning wood.
[–]maverickdavison 7 points8 points9 points 8 months ago
Is it weird im turned on. I mean come on I can't be the only one.
[–]Ocrasorm 15 points16 points17 points 8 months ago
Yes it is weird. But who am I to Poo Poo your fetish's.
[–]megusta_internet 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
Yeah I wouldn't give him any shit about it.
[–]Possession_Sound 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Those were both crap answers.
[–]cuddlimaus 4 points5 points6 points 8 months ago
faecespalm
[–]Shannonigans 9 points10 points11 points 8 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]D14BL0 2 points3 points4 points 8 months ago
No, just shit.
[–]Geno098 1 point2 points3 points 8 months ago
Regardless of the poop, that's still a very nice ass.
shits all over your dick
[–]bornagainatheist 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
Where's the obligatory "Ain't that some shit" at the top of the comments???
[–]PV2jz 3 points4 points5 points 8 months ago
When your walking and wearing a skirt, And you feel something squirt... Diarrhea!
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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