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[–]Bthes 18 points19 points ago

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Have you not seen office space?

[–]GleamTheCube -2 points-1 points ago

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This.

[–]dclowd9901 6 points7 points ago

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There's a button for that.

[–]lostinvexation 6 points7 points ago

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I could not identify with this statement more.

[–]SovereignGFC 4 points5 points ago

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You forgot the inevitable parental "Our computer broke again" (replace with "Aunt's," "Grandpa's" or "that lady from church's" as appropriate).

[–]katieepretzel 12 points13 points ago

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I've reddited so much even reddit is starting to get boring.

The world is clearly ending.

[–]KrNy 1 point2 points ago

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it happens. its worse when you go through like 12 pages and all the links are purple.

Fucken blacksburg.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

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Click the "Hide" button, it makes all those links disappear and you get a constant stream of new stuff.

As for pages, Reddit Enhancement Suite. Never click "Next" again!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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People who complain about their "town" being boring are rarely actually complaining about the lack of facilities to do interesting activities. You probably just have no one to hang with. People make the place!

[–]Tantric_Infix -1 points0 points ago

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I have tons of people to hang out with and we all enjoy one another's company. We have no place to hang out. We crash a house for as long as we can, but everyone is just home on break so no one owns a house we can use for extended periods.

Our activities after about midnight consist of Denny's or Walmart. We physically CAN'T do anything but board games in dennys

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You must not be 21 because... bars.

[–]murdahmamurdah 0 points1 point ago

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I am, and that doesn't help. An interesting bar would, but unfortunately everything around me is a glorified shit hole. It's just as much fun as sitting home with a handle of whiskey just more expensive and I have to listen to bad music.

[–]Tantric_Infix -1 points0 points ago

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im not, but even if I was, last call is at 1the on the weekends and even earlier on weekdays. Also I couldn't afford to go out drinking every night of the week. Then there's the issue of getting a ride home. No public transportation.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It's my opinion that you make your own fun, that's all. I get really tired of people in my home state of Ohio who think that moving somewhere else is going to fix their shitty life.

[–]Tantric_Infix 0 points1 point ago

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We definitely make our own fun. We just have no physical location to do it.

[–]TheothercaptianD 2 points3 points ago

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I wish I got a break.

[–]Engineer3227 2 points3 points ago

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Hey! That's Captain Lewis Nixon! Where's his uniform at!?

[–]murdahmamurdah 2 points3 points ago

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Oh God, I'm asking for things to clean. I'm not drinking coffee so I can go to bed earlier. I almost went to a terrible bar with a $5 cover ON A WEDNESDAY. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!

[–]Ikimasen 2 points3 points ago

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As the man once sang, if you're bored then you're boring.

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[–]a_small_thump 1 point2 points ago

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"I hear the voices in my head I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring,

But if you're bored then you're boring..."

[–]taylorm6707 2 points3 points ago

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My break consists of drinking a shit ton of booze and waiting for new steam deals.

[–]Misanthropic_Owl 0 points1 point ago

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Same here. Plus many of my family are gone, so at this point I'm a bit confused why I decided to come home at all.

[–]h-town21 10 points11 points ago

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i wish i could upvote this a thousand times

[–]original-finder 8 points9 points ago

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[–]boxsteam 1 point2 points ago

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wake up at noon. make elaborate breakfast/lunch watch food network or similar until dinner drink and watch more shit check reddit and facebook throughout day

[–]niqdanger 1 point2 points ago

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Lived here my whole life!

[–]JudgeLaws 1 point2 points ago

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Forgive me for assuming, but many of the people who agree with this should try turning 21. (US redditors)

[–]VinSwift 1 point2 points ago

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Well shit, when you put it like that, I'll just skip the next three years right now!

[–]anonymousalex 1 point2 points ago

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One reason why I haven't made the trip home just yet.

[–]astamar 1 point2 points ago

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Toronto (where I go to school) - Pop 2 503 281

Hometown where I am stuck for the next several weeks - Pop 4 000

Feels bad, man

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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One word makes anything fun: Weed

[–]chadillac83 1 point2 points ago

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Enjoy it while it lasts, I only see my family at x-mas... doing nothing would be preferred. Last year I spent my entire vacation being shuttled around town visiting people to the point where I took a day where I wrapped myself and my girlfriend up in the warmest clothes I could find, refused to hang out with anyone and went sledding for about 3 hours... I'm almost 30.

[–]solidusv1 2 points3 points ago

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Only boring people get bored.

[–]slotbadger 0 points1 point ago

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No.

[–]solidusv1 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

[–]moarbutterythantoast 1 point2 points ago

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How I feel as an unemployed college graduate

[–]IndianaJwns 0 points1 point ago

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If you're bored, then you're boring.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to most college towns.

[–]a_small_thump 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, I quit smoking cigarettes and compensated by increasing my caffeine and alcohol intake. Just to keep things interesting.

[–]murskit 0 points1 point ago

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Time to find some obscure interest! Or for myself, time to start an exercise routine that will go to hell as soon as class starts back up. Rinse, repeat.

[–]highlandprincess 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel as someone who works full time: What fucking break! Be glad you get a break, once you start working you'll appreciate being bored.

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[–]YNinja58 0 points1 point ago

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You ever heard of Bloomsburg?

[–]lrc13 0 points1 point ago

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You ever heard of Mendocino?

[–]jimmy17 -2 points-1 points ago

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