What we should do is try to get religious people with this sort of logic to use another word instead of science. Get the marketing people on it so they welcome the idea and really take to it and it spreads throughout the whole of the religious population. They would think they are being really intelligent by using this word which is 'the religious answer/version of science' and we get the peace of mind knowing that when this word comes up we can just stop reading for they have branded themselves as a retard. Now, we just need a word that will take.