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So I was browsing around for tattoo ideas when suddenly... (imgur.com)

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[–]TalieTerror 89 points90 points ago

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That's my tattoo artist. I saw this online once and asked her about it. It was a personal joke with some friends, and she really hates Ray Romano.

She has no idea how it ended up online.

[–]TheDentite 67 points68 points ago

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Someone posted it to imgur.

[–]uberced 26 points27 points ago

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This explains everything!

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[–]internetsanta 2 points3 points ago

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Magnets are my hobby.

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[–]internetsanta 0 points1 point ago

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I know, I just wish they would cover them up if they're gonna be walking around. Oh, gotta go my milsteak is done!

[–]TalieTerror 14 points15 points ago

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It's been online since the 90's if I remember correctly.

[–]TheDentite 14 points15 points ago

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Well someone posted it to imgur. I mean, it's right there.

[–]TalieTerror 0 points1 point ago

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Someone did, indeed. But I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first place it was posted, therefore not how it ended up online.

[–]soggy_cereal 13 points14 points ago

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Well someone did.

[–]Dursty 19 points20 points ago

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It was probably that asshole ray ramano.

[–]mehum 4 points5 points ago

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What a prick

[–]soggy_cereal 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna kill him.

[–]DrunkenWizard 2 points3 points ago

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Surely she remembers this picture being taken. The tattoo still looks pretty fresh.

[–]e-paper 0 points1 point ago

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It was fresh when the pic was taken ... which could have been years ago.

[–]theloudestshoutout 19 points20 points ago

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Aww that's sad. I've met him a few times. His daughter was my one of my residents when I was an RA. He's a very nice guy.

[–]amishius 7 points8 points ago

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I'm sure it's entirely personal and your like of RR will lead this person to reevaluate their life.

[–]Sasquatch99 4 points5 points ago

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What does Rachael Ray have to do with this?

[–]hammeraxe 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for clearing that up Sasquatch, I thought he was talking about Richey Rich!

[–]amishius 0 points1 point ago

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I was actually talking about Rocky Road ice cream.

[–]hammeraxe 0 points1 point ago*

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Up a ways it says theloudestshoutout, was talking about a person, Like President Ronald Reagan, or Wrestler Rick Rude. Something along those lines. Damn Gonna reevaluate my life for a second. Did not expect that.

[–]viepro 0 points1 point ago

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If there's something wrong in your life it's likely because of Rachael Ray.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is she hot?

[–]omeezysheezy 5 points6 points ago

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Im sure Ray Romano is really offended.

[–]ConcordApes 5 points6 points ago

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I hate Ray Ramano's comedy too.

[–]flimdex 0 points1 point ago

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Ottawa right?

[–]doubledubs 0 points1 point ago

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Bring us proof!

[–]bendanger 0 points1 point ago

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What is her name?

[–]weisner 154 points155 points ago

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Here's the running philosophy on tattoos:

If you don't know what you want your tattoo to be from the get-go, you probably shouldn't have a tattoo.

[–]Jesus_luvs_Jenkem 135 points136 points ago

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Here's my running philosophy on tattoos:

If you think you know what tattoo you want, wait a year. Hence why I have no tattoos.

[–]Phallic 73 points74 points ago

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I made my tattoo design my desktop background for a whole year before I got it.

I figured if I got sick of looking at it every day for a year then I shouldn't get it for the rest of my life.

Got it about 3 years ago. Love it.

[–]Fuckin_Hipster 51 points52 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]doubledubs 4 points5 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Rebound 13 points14 points ago

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You can't just say that without posting a pic

[–]Phallic 33 points34 points ago

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Image

Tattoo

[–]HoboSpider 15 points16 points ago

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Where are the dicks, Mr. Phallic?

[–]somethinginteresting 0 points1 point ago

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you are on the internet.

finding "dicks" should not be a problem.

[–]awam 10 points11 points ago

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I'd never get a tattoo but that's one of the best I have seen and it made me microconsider.

[–]LeTigreLeTigre 10 points11 points ago

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Great Wave off Kanagawa. I like you.

[–]Snow-White 2 points3 points ago

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THe Great Wave. Beautiful choice.

[–]Faust5 1 point2 points ago

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The artist did an amazing job on that, nice tattoo man

[–]KiwiStamp 1 point2 points ago

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When I clicked on 'tattoo' I thought I was going to see something horrible....I like it. Nice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, that could've gone a lot worse. I hope you tipped your artist a lot because they did a damn good job.

[–]Anganthir 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome subject and superb execution. Should I finally bring myself to get a tattoo, it will probably something by Hokusai as well.

[–]moarroidsplz 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man I love that. Any significance or do you just like the work?

[–]seesharpie 9 points10 points ago

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It's one of the free desktops that come with a Mac.

[–]moarroidsplz 0 points1 point ago

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...and?

[–]robot-b 0 points1 point ago

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Cant go wrong with hokusai. Must admit one of the VERY few tattoos i have liked. I got a framed version of this up in my old bedroom at my parents, such a beautiful picture

[–]TentacleFace 0 points1 point ago

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Its funny because during his time he was not a highly respected artist. That being said i really enjoy his work and his fascination with people in the wind. Personally I like Hiroshige, but Hokusai is just as enjoyable. Nice ink dude, welcome to the club.

[–]Unlucky13 0 points1 point ago

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And well damn... another thing we have in common- that's my cellphone's background image!

[–]syuk -1 points0 points ago*

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Awesome picture and awesome tattoo. That picture is the bg for my phone (when it is not showing our xmas tree).

edit: here is my desktop of it in case anyone want.

[–]psyki 4 points5 points ago

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A hilly, sun-filled grass field with blue sky and a few wispy clouds? Nice dude.

[–]Billbeachwood 2 points3 points ago

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I tattooed my desktop to my chest to stare at it for a year before I used it as my desktop.

[–]Unlucky13 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually surprised by you and Jesus (?!) saying this, because I came up with nearly the exact same process on my own that I often tell people- only I tell them to put the printout or drawing on their car's visor or bathroom mirror for a whole year before getting it.

[–]LaPetiteM0rt 0 points1 point ago

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Do you have a picture of it? Now I'm curious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Pic or it didn't happen

[–]AllTattedUpJay -1 points0 points ago

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was it a Phallic symbol?

[–]uberced 5 points6 points ago

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I did this. I now have two with 8 years in between them.

[–]mangeek 1 point2 points ago

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Same here. Also, the GF wants me to get more, but I keep telling her that nothing else has 'stuck' the same way yet. That day will come.

[–]Slaeke 12 points13 points ago

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Here's my running philosophy on tattoos:

If its a tattoo on my body, then I care what it is. if not, it can be whatever the fuck.

[–]wontstoptalking 0 points1 point ago

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...where else would a tattoo go if not on your body?

[–]gregny2002 11 points12 points ago

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I think he's talking about the type of spiritual tattoo that one can only obtain by doing something truly terrible to another human being.

Hmm, yes. I'm sure that's what he's talking about.

[–]mehum 4 points5 points ago

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Someone else's body

[–]Slaeke -1 points0 points ago

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on someone else's body.

[–]markycapone 2 points3 points ago

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I'm the same way. also no tattoos. I'm so glad I don't have all the stupid tattoos I wanted when I was younger.

[–]Fidel_Castrater 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I did, and what I tell my friends. Also, why I'm glad my tattoos are one of two big decisions I've never reconsidered in the last 5 years.

[–]Cobek 0 points1 point ago

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It's two years for me. My first one I wanted when I was 17. My next one I'm not going to get until about half way through 20.

[–]oD3 0 points1 point ago

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I designed my own tattoo and waited 10 years before I had it done.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Then you'll never get tattoos and are always wondering what if.

[–]TankorSmash 0 points1 point ago

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If that was the case for everyone, tattoo artists would go out of business in no time.

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[–]lecuppycake 14 points15 points ago

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eep, if I may give a bit of advice in a sea of people giving advice... maybe not wise to get a band tattooed on you if the band is still together/the members are alive. Musicians, even ones you absolutely love, can start making music that sounds like total diarrhea to you as fast as it takes to make one new album.

It's tragic... but it happens :[

[–]Phatso816 -1 points0 points ago

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Just because a band falls to shit doesn't mean the music they made that you enjoyed didn't influence you and your life in a major/positive way. I can think of a few bands that I wanted tattoos symbolizing when I was younger, that have turned to utter shit since I first heard them, but I would still get the ink, because of what their music I enjoyed meant/means to me, and how it affected my life.

[–]malapropist -1 points0 points ago

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On the other hand, an acquaintance of mine has the FF on the back of his neck, and I've seen it help him pick up girls a couple times now, so there's that.

[–]cltaylo6 7 points8 points ago

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Agree 100%. So many people around my age (i'm 19) are like "I wanna get a tattoo but I don't know what to get!"

That's stupid. Tattoos are permanent so you should get something that has a lot of meaning and importance. Don't get one just to get one

[–]MentalMidgit 35 points36 points ago

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Or you could do it because you want to get a tattoo and who cares what other people think.

[–]beyron 1 point2 points ago

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But on the flip side you're doing it BECAUSE you care what other people think, you're just following the crowd if you're getting one just to get one so your comment is pretty ironic.

[–]MentalMidgit 0 points1 point ago

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No. Like stated earlier some people get tattoos because they want to. Not because they care what other people think about it.

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[–]MentalMidgit 13 points14 points ago

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What am i contradicting? Not all of get tattoos because "they're cool and everyone else is doing it". Some of us do it because we fucking want to. I personally don't get it when people ask me what my tattoo "means". It doesn't mean anything, I just wanted to get it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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But this is reddit and we get off on judging others, so keep your rational talk out of here

[–]MentalMidgit 0 points1 point ago

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Oops I forgot.

[–]Really_Great_Suit 4 points5 points ago

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I thought similarly when I was 18. I have 6 tattoos and I'm happy with 5 of them. The 6th was the first one I got "because I just wanted one" and I'm in the process of having it removed right now, 10 years later. And by the way, that hurts like a son of a bitch.

[–]MentalMidgit -3 points-2 points ago

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I got my first when I was 18 also. 2 years later I still love it. It's in an easily concealable spot so it's not likely to cause me any problems career wise. And hey, if I end up not liking it, it sucks but big deal, it's just a tattoo.

[–]cnfish -1 points0 points ago*

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Same here, also when strangers ask me my first thought is "fuck you you don't know anything about me so why do you care?" I usually make something up each time.

[–]sunshinesays -5 points-4 points ago

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Are you a hipster?

[–]MentalMidgit 1 point2 points ago

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Nope I'm a person.

[–]Chemical_Scum 0 points1 point ago

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these days

Yeah, I'm assuming you're around 20 years old, so anything that happens seems new to you.

[–]technoLOGICkill 2 points3 points ago

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like did you like notice how he said 'probably'. Although there are many tattoos you may see, and dislike, the most awesome part about them is they are an expression. Mike Tyson chose the radical tribal face art, may not be your taste but I am sure he enjoys it. You certainly don't have to like my tattoos, and I am perfectly okay with that.

If I cared what you thought, then I would have consulted you before getting them done. I enjoy people who are too close minded to accept people for who they are. Step outside the box brother. This is 'MERICA land of the free.

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[–]agroof 2 points3 points ago

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If you get a tattoo just because they're popular, isn't that kind of an expression of who you really are deep down?

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[–]sushiman4 -1 points0 points ago*

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I think getting you're blood type tattoed on your arm would be a pretty safe tattoo to get, even if you were unsure.

Edit: scratch that apparently ss members had those tattoed on them and its pretty much a Neo nazi thing?

[–]Phatso816 1 point2 points ago

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Nah, it's not uncommon for people to get their blood type/medical illnesses/DNR orders tattooed somewhere.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Not true. I've gotten a few tattoos just by walking in the shop, a lighthouse, a kraken, and an acorn on my ball sack, and I'm very happy with all of them. I have a sleeve though and at this rate, it's whatver for me. I'm getting one tonight and Idk what I'm getting. I have a basic idea, like I've always wanted a lighthouse and an octopus, etc. So when I go in there I go through this laundry list of tattoos I might want.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 16 points17 points ago

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I know. I mean, Copperplate Gothic for a tattoo? Really?

[–]kabanaga[!] 1 point2 points ago

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She knew not to touch Comic Sans, and Ariel was too mainstream...

[–]eyecite 7 points8 points ago

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http://imgur.com/dJiI6

[–]primeight 36 points37 points ago

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I guess everyone doesn't love raymond .... and ill just be going...

[–]ChaosRegiert 1 point2 points ago

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Just keep going.

[–]wontstoptalking 9 points10 points ago

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I'll never understand when people say that show isn't funny. Maybe you just have to get used to it? I think it's hilarious. That episode with the suitcase on the stairs... dear god, that's gold. It's exactly the kind of thing that would happen in my family (in sitcom form, of course)

[–]kb151 16 points17 points ago

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I can only take so much of Ray doing something a little stupid and having Debra bitch at him for the next half hour. Only thing I enjoyed on that show was Peter Boyle, RIP.

[–]Phatso816 7 points8 points ago

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PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIITZ!

[–]Ants236 2 points3 points ago

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Frank and Marie are just like my grandparents. Makes the show so much better.

[–]ihahp 5 points6 points ago

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It's just ray sounds like he has a bubble in his throat all the time. Clear your fucking throat man!

[–]wontstoptalking 2 points3 points ago

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Haha, I can hear it in my head, when he says "Nooooooo!" in that complaining way of his :P

[–]isleshocky 2 points3 points ago

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I come from an Italian family and one of my favorite episodes is when they took the plastic off the couch. My mother would have had a heart attack.

[–]seanmriley 1 point2 points ago

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I honestly love the show. Of course, I don't hate the classical sitcom form like a lot of people. It really does remind me of my family to a scary degree.

[–]oldbel 2 points3 points ago

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I logged on just to say I hate your family.

[–]Dalhamun 1 point2 points ago

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I remember that one time I saw that show on TV and i think I chuckled once but I'm not sure because I was eating Ritz crackers and maybe I just choked on a cracker but idk. Also here's a comma: ,

[–]wontstoptalking 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, man, now I have an extra comma... what do I do with it?

Oh, wait, here, take it back and put it between the "once" and the "but" in your first sentence.

And here's another, to put between "Also" and "here's a comma": ,

Also, here's a capital I: I

You can junk the "i" you have in there and replace it with that capital one now :P

[–]Dalhamun 0 points1 point ago

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That was the idea.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Would you say that you don't understand why people are unique in their tastes and preferences too?

[–]bazurkk 3 points4 points ago

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I have always loved the show, the writing is great and the cast is awesome. Ray's by far the worst actor of the group though lol but it makes him that much funnier.

[–]psyki 2 points3 points ago

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Jerry Seinfeld was the worst actor on his show too but he and the show were still funny.

Everyone Loves Raymond, though...

Let's just say I don't really find ANY "standard" sitcom format to be funny. Old or new. It's the format. The jokes are sometimes funny but I can't stand the setups or the terrible plots.

[–]midnightfartangel 1 point2 points ago

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You're right. I never noticed it, because I love the show...but Jerry Seinfeld does suck at acting!!

[–]wontstoptalking 0 points1 point ago

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No, but I would say you don't seem to understand that I'm not berating anyone for not liking something. I'm simply saying "I'll never understand it."

I'll say it again:

"I'll never understand it."

Understand?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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So if they'll just give it a chance you're positive that unique tastes and preferences will become invalid and they will all start to love Ray Romano?

[–]wontstoptalking 2 points3 points ago*

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No, and I honestly don't know where you got that from.

Not sure if trolling or trying really hard to seem smart (and appearing horribly pedantic instead).

Also, it's in the title of the show:

Everybody Loves Raymond.

EVERYBODY Loves Raymond.

EVERYBODY Loves Raymond.

FUCKING EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

Could they call the show that if everyone didn't love Raymond?

[–]imeanareyouforreal -1 points0 points ago

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Saying a show is not funny is not the same as saying "I don't like that show." If a lot of people laugh at something, it can be respected as "funny" whether or not you actually appreciate it. I have yet to laugh at anything Richard Pryor has said, yet I understand that people enjoy him and he is funny. I would never say "Richard Pryor is unfunny" because that is incorrect.

[–]Phatso816 0 points1 point ago

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If a lot of people laugh at something, it can be respected as "funny" whether or not you actually appreciate enjoy it

See, that's a fallacy. Humor is a subjective thing, and a large group of people finding something funny does not mean a definition of "funny" can be set in stone. It has nothing to do with appreciation, it is preference. For example;

I guarantee you I could find 'a lot' of people who find beheadings, public stonings, burnings, hell, any form of cruelty man perpetrates on itself, to be hilarious, but that doesn't mean it can be universally defined as funny. Nothing can.

Subjectivity.

[–]imeanareyouforreal 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for teaching me about subjectivity, something I never mentioned in my post and have never heard about.

Also, thank you for reminding me that "a lot" is a vague term that means different things to different people, and imagine that I didn't say that and actually said "a majority of all people exposed to something".

Someone can watch Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler become some new high-grossing blockbuster and say "I guess that's what people think is funny." They are understanding that there are people who find the film funny, and their points of view aren't weird and wrong, it's just different. Looking at that and going "That movie isn't funny" continues into "People who find that movie funny are wrong" "What are they, stupid" fucking annoyance.

Yeah, humor is subjective, that was what I meant, I just find it odd how people forget that when they're just talking about shit they don't like, like Ray Romano or whatever.

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Hehe, we have wildly different tastes. I never understood that Ray show, and I always loved Pryor.

I was just messing around, I'm bored at work. Sorry if anyone took it seriously.

[–]oldbel -3 points-2 points ago

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die

[–]Phatso816 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'll never understand when people say that show isn't funny

People like different things. I challenge you to find a type of entertainment/an entertainer that is universally (and I mean by everyone) enjoyed.

[–]CubbyOso 0 points1 point ago

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masturbation?

[–]Phatso816 0 points1 point ago

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Religious people.

People who have self esteem/body image issues.

Asexual people.

People who don't know how (yes, it happens).

Example: My partner and I have sex 3-5 times a day (when we see eachother) on average but she doesn't masturbate at all. Never has, either. Her explanation is "I don't turn myself on. I don't see what's so sexy about myself that I would want to touch me."

[–]wontstoptalking 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god what has my thread turned into

[–]zersch 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot - people who had their wieners or funtime holes chewed off by badgers.

[–]CubbyOso 0 points1 point ago

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fair play, although if someone is aroused and masturbating its instinctually enjoyable.

if they don't know how, have never done it or feel guilty afterwards it doesn't mean its not an enjoyable experience during. They've just never experienced it I guess.

at least thats what i'm assuming :P

[–]stillalone 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe she loves him so much she wants to set him free.

[–]Got_Locked_Out 5 points6 points ago

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Funny how a little punctuation changes it from a threat to a quote: "I'm gonna kill you

-Ray Romano"

[–]richthegeek 0 points1 point ago

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Still a threat, just one you can't take seriously because he spends 90% of his time getting bitched out. Unless the person owning the tattoo is Debra and he finally snapped..

[–]Professor_Kitty 9 points10 points ago

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Imagine being Ray and getting ready to tap dat ass and finding this.

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 14 points15 points ago

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*Cue Laugh track

[–]staiano 0 points1 point ago

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Would it stop you?

[–]Quinnett 4 points5 points ago

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It would be really creepy if she slept with Ray Romano. Even creepier than any other person hooking up with Ray Romano.

[–]Reddit4realz 2 points3 points ago

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If she ever decides she likes Ray Romano, she can put a hyphen behind his name.

[–]proddy 2 points3 points ago

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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

  • RAY ROMANO

They forgot the dash. Ray broke in one night, drugged the girl, and tattooed a message that only other people will see; that he will be back and he will finish the job.

[–]beyron 2 points3 points ago

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If you have to browse for tattoo ideas then you probably shouldn't get one.

[–]northbayray 3 points4 points ago

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Too bad it was Ray Romano instead of Chad Kroger. But then again, who would want that douchebag's name on the small of their back?

[–]Phatso816 1 point2 points ago

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Ugh. The 'rock' band that raped the music industry.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait until they're "enshrined" in the Record Sales Hall of Fame. I might just burn Cleveland down if that happens.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Well the show ran out of original ideas after the first few seasons.

[–]pibroch 3 points4 points ago

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It still had it's moments. The last season was really stale but the rest of them were really solid.

[–]Cavemonster 3 points4 points ago

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Get that one.

[–]druzix 1 point2 points ago

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You know, despite everything I have this grave feeling that Ray Romano had this woman advertise his threat to the world, followed by signing her tramp stamp like a letter.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Great. I can't think of anything I'd rather see on a chick's ass.

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

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the show was a LIE! not everyone loves him, especially eminem

[–]natronmooretron 1 point2 points ago

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I saw a crusty homeless kid with a tattoo that said "daddy's little fuck hole" placed around his lips like a goatee. I assume he was only being childish.

[–]Lanko 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, I really shouldn't have gotten that Superman S tattooed on my chest. I got fat and now it sags awkwardly on my moobs. luckily I can hide maybe half of it under the hair. :(

[–]phoxer 1 point2 points ago

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wtf did you search? muffin-top-times-new-roman-ink?!?!

[–]slumdog-proper 1 point2 points ago

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She's a committed serial hater of ex boyfriends...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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oh my goodness, that's my cousin's tattoo...

[–]mobileappuser 9 points10 points ago

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No it's not.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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if you say so? :l i see you didn't object to someone knowing the tattoo artist. is it that unlikely that i'd know the person who got this tattoo?

[–]uncleblaakfire 7 points8 points ago

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That's definitely her cousin's ass.

[–]penguinofevil 0 points1 point ago

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She knows. She has taste verification.

[–]AllDesperadoStation -3 points-2 points ago

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Get her to do an AMA, it's the only way.

[–]doubledubs 1 point2 points ago

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Pictures or GTFO!

[–]BHisa 3 points4 points ago

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More like "I'm gonna repost you, Ray Romano." M I RITE?!

[–]crolin 3 points4 points ago

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So its a felony to threaten someone with death. I'm fairly sure of that anyway. So now that that picture is on the internet, isn't that girl committing a felony? Interested if there is any precedent actually..

[–]midnightfartangel 1 point2 points ago

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crolin has an excellent question, I'm curious about this notion as well...

[–]bearsaysbueno 1 point2 points ago

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relevant

[–]K12mello 1 point2 points ago

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As I clicked on this link, Everybody loves Raymond came on. The irony is palpable.

[–]square965 8 points9 points ago

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not ironic

[–]DrunkyTheFuckClown 2 points3 points ago

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Me too. But that show has a rerun come on some channel or another every 30 minutes, so, its not really the rarest coincidence.

[–]philoampersand 0 points1 point ago

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I like copperplate.

[–]Qwuffl 0 points1 point ago

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She really hates that guy.

EDIT: But what if they end up having sex doggy-style?

That'd be even more awkward than to find out that she's your sister.

[–]Froggyx 0 points1 point ago

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I highly recommend you getting this tattoo.

[–]scrash 0 points1 point ago

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i thought this was gonna be another "why not zoidberg" pic. i'm pleasantly surprised

[–]plokijuhujiko 0 points1 point ago

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Copperplate as the font is a bold departure from your average celebrity death threat tramp stamp. They mostly use scripts.

[–]Frewbags 0 points1 point ago

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but... but... everybody loves raymond...

[–]chelseahardass 0 points1 point ago

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I thought everyone loved ray

[–]bootselectric 0 points1 point ago*

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go with that one, you wont regret it

[–]Lt_Dipshit 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was a quote being attributed to him for a second.

[–]Narissis 0 points1 point ago

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"To win the game, you must kill me: Ray Romano."

...all my upvotes to anyone who actually gets this reference.

[–]clearglassmirror 0 points1 point ago

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Wow.

[–]KiwiStamp 0 points1 point ago

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um I hate ray too but this is just ridiculous.

[–]PedanticDouchebag -1 points0 points ago

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In ten years, not having a tattoo will be the new cool thing. Or, cheap laser tattoo removal so new moms (and possibly a few new dads) can get rid of that CUMDUMPSTER neck tattoo.

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[–]PedanticDouchebag 2 points3 points ago

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Look...I'm not saying you have to get rid of your CUMDUMPSTER tattoo, okay? I'd never do that.

[–]me8786 0 points1 point ago

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I got a tattoo on the bottom of my foot and I now know for sure that I would never want to get one anywhere else.

[–]Atlantian 1 point2 points ago

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Does it say "Andy"?

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[–]Slanderpanic -1 points0 points ago

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Hipster.

[–]EClarkee -1 points0 points ago

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This is why I hate you OP. You're not being original with your tattoo. You're googling your tattoo?

I hate how the media (mostly hip hop) has influenced so many people on getting tattoos. I know so many people with tattoos and when you ask them the meaning, they give the most bullshit answer ever.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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my friend has the numbers 789 on his upper chest so you could see it if he wears a v neck and he just got the word blue written in caps in times new roman in the color blue on his forearm

[–]erode 2 points3 points ago

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I don't get it....

[–]EClarkee 0 points1 point ago

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I think he might be a gang member.

Is his name Bennett?!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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he smokes a lot of weed, i don't think there's much to get

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[–]AmantisAsoko 7 points8 points ago

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She doesnt even look that big. What a jerk.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 1 point2 points ago

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She might not be big at all, just short and curvy.

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