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[–]sjhill 226 points227 points ago

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"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

[–]LittleStallin 22 points23 points ago

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Get this man a promotion stat!

[–]handbananza 4 points5 points ago

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But the kind without a pay raise, move him to a cube just a little bit further away from the bathroom though.

[–]istillfeelyou 296 points297 points ago

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At some point this man lost his fucking mind, and I love him for that.

[–]cogneuro 97 points98 points ago

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At first I thought somebody added his head into the video, then I realized it was actually him...

[–]istillfeelyou 43 points44 points ago

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Pretty much the same reaction I had.

I don't think I'll ever be able to watch Band of Brothers the same way again.

[–]Forever_Trombone 29 points30 points ago

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Play him off, Captain Nixon!

[–]TryingToSucceed 7 points8 points ago

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I can't believe Major Richard Winters has been dead for almost an entire year now. :(

[–]ErnestMorrow 197 points198 points ago

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The attention to detail is incredible and hilarious.

[–]PresidentJonStewart 59 points60 points ago

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This might be the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[–]Herborist 10 points11 points ago

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I feel as if I've entered a corridor from the internet of another dimension...

[–]probablydyslexic 27 points28 points ago

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I'm still going with the explanation that he lost a bet. It's the only video on his channel.

[–]istillfeelyou 17 points18 points ago

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That or he had a bottle of that Vat 69.

[–]zobee 11 points12 points ago

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He's apparently a Starcraft fan too!

[–]istillfeelyou 10 points11 points ago

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And a fan of recreational drug use because there's no way he thought of this sober.

[–]zobee 1 point2 points ago

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Also as a fan, I would have to agree.

[–]indefort 1 point2 points ago

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Guys, guys... That's not even a real keyboard or piano. He went so far as to construct a giant prop.

[–]slayter 257 points258 points ago

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Enjoy it, this is the most free time you'll have until you retire or die.

[–]functionOf 198 points199 points ago

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Or until you're unemployed. But then the guilt, fear and lack of money will keep you from actually enjoying the free time.

[–]AverageHero 266 points267 points ago

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Sounds like college.

[–]theclinger 26 points27 points ago

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This is so true it hurts.

[–]Kaghuros 1 point2 points ago

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And how. I don't do jack most days, but I know that all that freedom is balanced by how broke I am and how much research I'm not doing by sitting around on my laptop.

[–]lengthynewt 23 points24 points ago

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Live to work, work to live.

[–]Sabrewolf 22 points23 points ago

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while(life.isAlive){

painCollector();

}

die();

[–]wishyouwerebeer 25 points26 points ago

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why the fuck didn't I take any time off after college?

[–]MadManMax55 75 points76 points ago

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$

[–]RumpleDumple 16 points17 points ago

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or get into never ending grad school

[–]rlg 48 points49 points ago

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College: summer break, fall break, winter break and spring break.

Job: 2 weeks vacation, if lucky.

[–]ahoy1 55 points56 points ago

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With a lot of jobs though, your work doesn't come home with you, not to the extent it does in college at least.

[–]nellonoma 1 point2 points ago

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maybe not at first, but if you ever want to buy any property or rise above entry level job positions, work DEFINITELY comes home with you.

[–]Forseti1590 36 points37 points ago

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That's really not true. Sure we have 'breaks' but most people I've encountered end up working full time during that period. It's a break in the sense they don't have homework for once.

[–]Space-Dementia 2 points3 points ago

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2 weeks? That's terrible, I'm so glad I wasn't born in the US. UK is minimum 28 days including public holidays, I get 33 days from being at company 5 years and also buying a couple of days.

[–]smallfried 2 points3 points ago

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I've got 5,5 weeks here in Germany, working in IT. Check this out

[–]CuriousCreationist 1 point2 points ago

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If you're lucky you live outside the US and get more than 2 weeks minimum.

[–]rhubarbfestival 1 point2 points ago

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yeeeee teachers

[–]cC2Panda 1 point2 points ago

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Freelance Bitches. The downside is that I don't get paid if I'm not working. The upside, I only worked like 180-200 days this year and still made more than all but one person in my family.

[–]Quinny86 1 point2 points ago

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It's shit like this that makes me glad I live in the UK.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

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The fact that this dude also starred in "Band of Brothers" kept messing me up throughout the series.

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of battles lately."

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob."

[–]estrtshffl 2 points3 points ago

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Thank god I watched them in opposite order. I mean, yes, Band of Brothers has some comedic moments, especially with the banter between the soldiers, but I don't think I would have been able to hold it together if I saw Office Space first.

[–]TryingToSucceed 2 points3 points ago

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He got a pitcher of piss thrown on him, come on - that's kind of funny.

[–]Craigimus 3 points4 points ago

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The fact that I only know him from BoB is messing me up now

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This comment is so deep

[–]bay_wolf 586 points587 points ago

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List of things accomplished today:

  • Read Reddit
  • Fap
  • Play some video games
  • Read Reddit
  • Fap
  • Watch a stream of a guy trying to set the new world record for Super Mario 64
  • Read Reddit
  • Fap
  • Play games until I fall asleep

[–]theuberaids 232 points233 points ago

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sounds like a pretty fulfilling day to me

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 283 points284 points ago

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I think I am the only guy on reddit that doesn't fap more then once a day?

[–]ibeatoffconstantly 289 points290 points ago

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Yes

[–]NotTouchingMyself 121 points122 points ago

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I beg to differ

[–]lifeis 65 points66 points ago

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I bet you login to your alternate TouchingMyself account at least once a day.

[–]CARiedmann 34 points35 points ago

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You would.

[–]pablo78 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Eldias 36 points37 points ago

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My god,what a horrible place... those poor people....

[–]DrunkyTheFuckClown 14 points15 points ago

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I know. I checked it out, and it seems most of them want to stop using pornography. It should be called /r/noporn instead, as fapping and porn are two different things. These days, my imagination is way better.

[–]CrayolaS7 2 points3 points ago

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As a bonus I never have to wait 10 minutes for my imagination to download only to find it doesn't have any good scenes.

[–]DrunkyTheFuckClown 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yeah. I look back on my porn collecting days and realize it made as much sense as hoarding used toilet paper. Most of it is terrible and the rest is only good for a single use.

[–]epb205 6 points7 points ago

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I read some posts where people said they were basically not fapping because it is dirty or wrong. Someone even said they "feel somewhat superior to [their] social circle" for not fapping (http://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/nlni6/if_i_can_motivate_one_person_ill_be_happy/c3a2b45). It's pretty damn ridiculous.

[–]veryhairypalms 20 points21 points ago

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yourbrainonporn.com

don't dismiss it as pseudoscience. This is coming from a 8 times a day fapper to now 0. I used to think it was all bullshit too and had the same reaction. Theres a neurochemical science to it.

That is all. ( puts up downvote shield)

[–]VortixTM 14 points15 points ago

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Actually it makes a lot of sense. It's a compulsive behaviour like many others, and as such it can be just another addiction. Get bored? Watch porn and fap. At some point even that bores you and you start meddling with some things a little more bizarre...

[–]j00lian 5 points6 points ago

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People tend to make fun of changes they themselves would be afraid to make.

I honestly find the berating comments pretty sad considering most of the people in /nofap are actually trying to make a positive change in their lifestyle.

[–]Desper 11 points12 points ago

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What the fuuuuuuuuuuck is that awful place...

[–]whiskeytango55 27 points28 points ago

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Fappers Anonymous.

Fapper: "Hi my name is [...] and I'm a fapper"

Everyone: "Hi [...]!"

Fapper: "I want to quit, but it's so hard!"

[–]Nictionary 22 points23 points ago

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it's so hard

Guys, I found a pun!

[–]teh_mighty_cheese 6 points7 points ago

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His hard found your pun.

[–]espatross 16 points17 points ago

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I haven't for two days now! It's a new personal record...

[–]SoloJones 13 points14 points ago

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So you masturbated when you were 2 days old?

[–]centipedeseverywhere 11 points12 points ago

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thats totally possible

[–]espatross 7 points8 points ago

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Nothing could stop me.

[–]The_Dufranes 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't fapped for 3 months because that would be too long.

[–]ryanelkingo 29 points30 points ago

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You might be the only one who faps to yourself.

[–]bamfsalad 19 points20 points ago

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It's not gay if your masturbate to yourself, is it?

[–]YUNoDie 20 points21 points ago

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That's like the question about whether it's gay to give yourself a blowjob.

[–]jettrscga 25 points26 points ago

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Wouldn't that mean that masturbating is gay since it's giving yourself a handjob? Checkmate, faggot.

[–]ILikeReddit_ 6 points7 points ago

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You went wrong when you said masturbate instead of fap.

[–]bamfsalad 4 points5 points ago

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Welp, thanks. Fap sounds really dirty to me though, but I'll get over it.

[–]spacemonkey29 1 point2 points ago

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You need more mirrors in your house.

[–]fnordy 1 point2 points ago

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Obviously you aren't pretty enough.

[–]SirFappleton 1 point2 points ago

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Even I can't fap more than once :\

[–]Churroman 1 point2 points ago

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I've been buying steam games all week, haven't played a game in close to two months. What's wrong with me ?

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 1 point2 points ago

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I feel bad that this is pretty much everyday for me. In school it switches to wake up, class, and then everything op said.

[–]DANMEGA 41 points42 points ago

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whoa whoa whoa hold back a step here partner. New world record for Super Mario 64?!

[–]bay_wolf 40 points41 points ago

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7 day marathon, 12 hours a day

He's currently sleeping right now but should be back sometime soon.

EDIT: He's trying to take back the world record for a 120 star speed run. He was 2 minutes too long earlier when I watched.

[–]BigDongStudios 15 points16 points ago

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I discovered this three days before my last final. Terrible mistake.

[–]DarkKobold 6 points7 points ago

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World record where? SDA? Twin Galaxies? Some other records site?

[–]Primeribsteak 6 points7 points ago*

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Twin Galaxies

ha, Twing galaxies is a joke in the speedrunning community, unless you play donkey kong or something. their rules are archaic when it comes to speedrunning.

(they basically don't allow any use of glitches or using the games engine to your advantage, and no one that speed run, except those from twin galaxies agree with it. It honestly makes the runs boring if you're not allowed to do anything.

And honestly, frame perfect tricks are not only harder, but more enjoyable to watch because you know that while it may be a glitch, to hit a series of buttons in a single frame it more technical worthy than just running a path the correct way fastest)

edit: here's the zelda record page, it's in JP like the mario one. although english players do have some records, like cosmo for all medallions/stones/trials. I just wish SDA would update more often. Problem is that it takes like 8 months from the end of a run to when they post it, so you could already have a new, way faster route/record in the time that it's posted.

[–]edubation 6 points7 points ago

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This comment just opened me up to a whole world I had no idea about.

[–]Blacksheep01 14 points15 points ago

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You are living the dream man. When I was an undergrad my winter breaks consisted of doing nothing/whatever I wanted and sleeping till 1 every day. Now I work full time and go to graduate school.

I miss doing nothing more than anything, I look back at it as some of the greatest moments of my life. In a lot of ways, I think I strive to get back to doing nothing while not actually being a hobo/homeless. Jury is still out on how to accomplish this feat.

[–]PresidentJonStewart 23 points24 points ago

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You forgot to smoke weed!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I swear to god, it makes every single one of the listed activities ten times better.

[–]guffeyGF 5 points6 points ago

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but if all of this was accomplished today..and you fell asleep...oh nevermind

[–]bay_wolf 1 point2 points ago

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The last one is a work in progress. I'm also throwing some redditing in while gaming.

[–]Arcanide92 6 points7 points ago

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This, minus the three faps. It was just one today.

[–]Arcanide92 7 points8 points ago

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and I just discovered that a caret preceding text makes it superscript. sweet.

[–]iLaughLOL 7 points8 points ago*

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TILftfy

[–]FailasaurusRex 6 points7 points ago

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I hate how close this is to how my day actually went.

[–]Gundly 4 points5 points ago

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Oh my god, that is EXACTLY what I have been doing today. Siglemic!

[–]bluthru 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit makes you horny?

[–]bay_wolf 9 points10 points ago

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You can only run across so many NSFW posts before fap fap fap

[–]errorme 3 points4 points ago

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If the last thing you accomplished today was playing games till you fell asleep, how are you posting this to reddit?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DontCountToday 5 points6 points ago

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I am unsure as to how this is different from being a college student not on break.

[–]DaddyMcFarts 1 point2 points ago

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Or Reddit Fap Eat Play games Drink Drink Drink Fap Pass out

[–]leibo 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you only fap after reading reddit? Which subreddits do you read? ಠ_ಠ

[–]huskeraldribn 1 point2 points ago

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Why do you fap several times a day? It's just a social convention, you don't have to do it when you're by yourself.

[–]all_the_sex 1 point2 points ago

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Mine goes somewhat like this:

  • Fap
  • Read Reddit
  • Play Minecraft
  • Get Dressed
  • Eat Lunch, which was made by family
  • Decorate the Christmas Tree
  • Fap
  • Read Reddit
  • Help cook bacon
  • Eat soup with bacon
  • Eat figgy pudding
  • Play Minecraft
  • Fap
  • Fap: Hard Mode (w/o visual aid)
  • Read Reddit

I haven't yet fallen asleep.

[–]yrmum 30 points31 points ago

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I almost feel guilty when my mother asks me what I've done all day and my answer is always a variation of "Well I got up about two hours ago so I've... showered?"

Almost.

[–]HyperChondriac 32 points33 points ago

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I should really shower tomorrow.

[–]crysco 6 points7 points ago

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No school really ruins the shower schedule.

[–]tenspeedscarab 1 point2 points ago

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I actually started running over break just so my day sounds a little more impressive.

"Uhhh, I woke, up played some video games... I ate?"

"Yeah, I woke up, went on a run, made breakfast, and then sat down for some video games"

[–]senri 25 points26 points ago

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This is my dream, doing nothing. Instead it is "where else can I apply to today?"

[–]pseudosara 1 point2 points ago

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apply to be a night shift security guard.

[–]vitalsmooth 19 points20 points ago

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I sat and looked at a wall for about a half hour today, I'm highly productive.

[–]HookDragger 27 points28 points ago

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You know... after I got a job....

This is how I think of my entire college career.

[–]circledot 5 points6 points ago

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I laugh at my "finals stress" from my college days.

[–]HookDragger 15 points16 points ago*

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Oh, I had to stay up all night to study for something that I should already know and only counts for 20% of my grade. Fuck ME!

Try waking up the day before a major meeting with the executive team pitching an idea that you've fleshed out for months... hoping you don't get laughed at and/or fired for wasting their time.

Then go home and have to explain to your wife and kid that you lost your job... and find a way to pay for that mortgage...

And save for your kids school and keep medical insurance...

Fuck, being an adult sucks balls.

edit: For PE's its even worse.

Did I put in enough safeguards on this bridge? Will it collapse under some unforeseen freak windstorm coupled with high waves? Will people die because of this? If this horrible thing happens and people die, will I lose my license, business, and be sued into oblivion?

Now THAT'S a "Fuck Me" moment.

[–]bomber991 2 points3 points ago

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Oh hey, I just got my engineering degree. Yay.

[–]Bsbear 36 points37 points ago

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I need to find something to do. Reddit has taken over my life, I spent like 5 hours sitting in doors today and I was happy.

[–]Cromlech 38 points39 points ago

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But if you're happy then what's the problem?

/the way I rationalize things

[–]psychosomaticism 14 points15 points ago

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I think my cocaine use may be a problem, but I'm so damn happy when I do it so it must be okay (/sarcasm)

[–]CJ_Spiller 66 points67 points ago

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dumb analogy. one is a substance that you become physically dependent on that causes irreparable brain damage. the other is just a little blow

[–]blunatic 8 points9 points ago

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This is a problem our society has. I'm in total agreement with you here, if you're happy, who gives two shits?

[–]iamaxc 4 points5 points ago

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I think there are magnitudes/levels of happiness. Internetting all day make me "happy" in that I feel content and comfortable in doing it.

Going outside of your comfort zone and accomplishing something will probably make you feel better in the end I think.

[–]probablydyslexic 6 points7 points ago

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Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Past self had a good time. Future self didn't.

[–]Izzhov 1 point2 points ago

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ONLY five hours? I haven't been outside for DAYS, good sir (or ma'am).

[–]axdirkadirka 23 points24 points ago

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I'm working full time and taking an online class over "break." This thread makes me jelly as fuck.

[–]centipedeseverywhere 4 points5 points ago

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I'm actually quite jelly that you're working full time. my summer job said they "didn't need me" so I'm kinda screwed just being home for a month.

[–]delti90 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I'm a bit confused, do these guys not have jobs? I'm a senior and I've had a full time job all the way through college. School is expensive. :|

[–]collegedropout 13 points14 points ago

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I went back to school so I could enjoy these moments. Almost no C's!

[–]probablydyslexic 1 point2 points ago

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All D's?

Also WOW, 3 years 9 months on that username. You've been laying in wait all this time.

[–]collegedropout 2 points3 points ago

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Haha no I actually got 1 A, 2 B's, and a C. I'm really pissed because I was a lazy ass and should have had straight A's. Back in the day I had dropped out and joined reddit at the same time. I had been visiting for awhile and the day I dropped out I was really pissed at myself, hence my username.

[–]adamb10 31 points32 points ago

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What I did today:

  1. Reddit
  2. Skyrim
  3. Reddit
  4. WoW
  5. Reddit
  6. Skyrim
  7. Reddit
  8. WoW
  9. Reddit
  10. Portal 2
  11. Reddit
  12. WoW
  13. Reddit

[–]altosax29b 40 points41 points ago

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I dipped fishsticks in ketchup.

[–]uzi1080 7 points8 points ago

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So brave

[–]thatkenyan 23 points24 points ago

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That list makes it sound like you're always amazed by Reddit.

[–]modus 1 point2 points ago

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You're me.

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[–]jessicatron 10 points11 points ago

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I've run into this same problem a bit. I let myself sleep a TON for the first 2 days. Then, I had stuff to do for Christmas, but I only did the bare minimum and spent the rest of the time sleeping. The more I slept, the more tired I got (when you oversleep, you get more tired- it's weird). So, you just have to resolve to only sleep your 8 hours. Drink coffee to make up for the tiredness until you get your side projects going. Once they're going, you should be motivated by your progress and the tiredness from oversleeping should have worn off. Treat the side projects like school/work projects: you HAVE to do them. Otherwise, you're going to keep sleeping which will make you more tired which will make you sleep more which will make you more tired which will...

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[–]mihihi 1 point2 points ago

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that sounds exactly like me

[–]herpalicious 1 point2 points ago

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You're on break, the whole point is to relax. Let yourself do this for a while.

[–]usualsuspects 8 points9 points ago

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It worries me how much I enjoy this...

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[–]Helmet_Icicle 10 points11 points ago

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Humans are actually built to run long distances. We're the paramount distance runners on the planet.

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[–]somnolentsweet 4 points5 points ago

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hell I'd rather work 4-6 hours maximum

[–]Blacksheep01 3 points4 points ago

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I am with you man, 6 hours per day x 4 days per week would be enough for me. That way I am doing "something" several days a week but I mostly have time to sit and do nothing, glorious, wondrous nothing.

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[–]tenduR 2 points3 points ago

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Great in theory, impossible to implement.

[–]wakinupdrunk 1 point2 points ago

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MOAR LEISURE

[–]Turin_The_Mormegil 6 points7 points ago

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Captain Nixon!

[–]IGottaSnake 7 points8 points ago

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I keep waking up at 7:30am and thinking, "Are you SURE you have NOTHING to do today?"

[–]Grimreaper023 7 points8 points ago

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I went about my entire day, without pants.

[–]r0tc0d 2 points3 points ago

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As a bachelor with a bachelor pad... this is me during most of my free time.

[–]Douchebox 7 points8 points ago

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I do nothing all break as well. But I'd rather be in my apartment at school doing nothing because that nothing would involve a lot more weed. Oh well, one more week to go until I can smoke myself retarded. I hate having to sneak around, this isn't high school damnit!

[–]marcusaurelius3 5 points6 points ago

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What does one do with this "free time" people speak of?

[–]Revoletion 3 points4 points ago

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How I feel as a college student on break:

Shit my computer broke. Better make a startup so i can buy a new computer. -> 8 hours of javascript a day

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[–]alboyd 2 points3 points ago

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What on earth could you guys be coding in Javascript! Normally Javascript merely compliments the app.

[–]ballofpopculture 3 points4 points ago

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This is exactly how I feel as a university staff member when the students go on break. I've done nothing but fap and watch West Wing.

[–]nmezib 9 points10 points ago

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Wait til senior year... You won't need christmas break to do that.

[–]iusedtogotodigg 13 points14 points ago

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i'm a senior in college, and i work rather hard at it.

i don't understand this distinction.

[–]_xabbu_ 3 points4 points ago

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Enjoy those undergrad breaks while you can! If you decide to go on to a masters, there are no breaks!

(Well, sometimes I don't go into school at all and "work from home" aka watch "Say Yes to the Dress" marathons. But, no Christmas break for me! I'm bitter and have to express it on the internet!)

[–]llahlahkje 2 points3 points ago

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I am working Jack's incredible envy.

[–]jessicatron 3 points4 points ago

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I say this constantly, whenever I've not done a damn thing all day. People underestimate the glorious importance of doing nothing.

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I'm not a good student. I struggled to pass elementary. Last semester with Ochem and Calc, I had the shit taken out of me in a way I've never experienced. This captures exactly how I've felt the last few days so perfectly that I made a new account just to say so.

I gotta be fair though, I spent 6 hours today working with my guitarist buddy to finish up this song we've worked on for two days. So I've kind of done something but on the other hand I've just been dicking around. Oh, if reddit is interested, here is a link to our first song. It's about organic chemistry.

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Aw hey ya'll said nice things. Here's the Work in Progress (http://www.mediafire.com/?us47pd5cizr7zab) it's trash after 1:30. A lot of things just jumbled together in that 1:30. Lots of mixing needed.

[–]spartan922 1 point2 points ago

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you had me at organic chemistry

[–]stoicsmile 8 points9 points ago

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I remember thinking of Christmas break as an opportunity to work more hours.

Seriously, do college students not work anymore?

[–]drkyle54 3 points4 points ago

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Yep, I'm working and I'm not happy about it. I feel like college students shouldn't work unless they have to. College is a time to focus on academics.

[–]zaxcg2 12 points13 points ago

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College student whose parents aren't paving their way is too busy working...

[–]Hatdrop 12 points13 points ago

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my folks didn't pay for my college. when i was on break i was like: sweet more time to work, so i can buy more beer!

[–]eggowaffles[S] 11 points12 points ago

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I actually work 25 hrs/week during school and 30 over break but you still get days off...

[–]ReaverXai 12 points13 points ago

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up hill both ways.

Sorry I don't have employment for the few weeks I get off at Christmas?

[–]yrmum 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously agreed. I work two jobs during the semester and upwards of 40 hours a week during the summer. Winter break is basically the only time that I get to take off. And it's a fucking glorious 5 weeks.

[–]DGer 5 points6 points ago

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I cannot stress enough to people in this situation that you need to enjoy time like this while you can. Unless you are European or become a teacher you will look back with fondness on having the luxury of time.

[–]rang-rang 2 points3 points ago

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I keep on going to read a text book and then remember I am done for the year. So bored. More internets required.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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As a college aged guy working ful time because I didn't want to go to school.

FUCK I AM STUPID!

[–]workin2hard 2 points3 points ago

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That's been my life almost daily since I was laid off in February!

[–]entent 2 points3 points ago

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Just had surgery on my foot a few weeks ago, so I'm on disability. So needless to say I've basically been home the last month. Everyone is like well, don't you get bored. I'm like my dear naive friend, you see there is this thing called reddit, and then there is also Skyrim. You all go do your jobs that don't pay you enough, I will kill dragons and look at the internet until I am forced back to the reality that is working life.

[–]iamfromouterspace 3 points4 points ago

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My Day today... * Woke up late

  • Went to work

  • Said Hi to boss

  • check server, all up and working

  • Logged onto desktop

  • got on reddit while loading other desktop for BF3

  • Played BF3

  • Left work early

  • Helped friend setup a 3 monitor set up

  • Played BF3 on it

  • went home

  • girlfriend asleep

  • now on reddit.

[–]TheArtBug 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god yes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I'm impressed. You guys actually got out of bed. Myself on the other hand...

[–]Teekoo 3 points4 points ago

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have 5 fingers

[–]IAmACollegekid 1 point2 points ago

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That's how I feel everyday during the semester.

[–]talkthattalk 1 point2 points ago

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Wait...you didn't drink?

[–]Pr3fix 1 point2 points ago

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My university runs on the quarter system. I have two projects and a paper to do over my break. :|

[–]gloomdoom 1 point2 points ago

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"I use constant popular culture references to explain my deepest emotions because it's like they already know what I'm thinking before I even think it."

[–]_Hans_Solo_ 1 point2 points ago

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Need to find an internship...

[–]polkadottree 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched that movie last night :)

[–]_meat_rocket_ 1 point2 points ago

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I recently started playing videogames after taking a few years off...

Fallout 3 Fallout NV Skyrim LA Noire Alone in the Dark Fable III

MY LIFE IS FUCKED IN THE BEST WAY

[–]cruelladekill 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god. I think I have literally referenced this scene in my head every day of my Christmas break.

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ITT: undergrads.

[–]Funkydunkie 1 point2 points ago

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I stepped in dog shit without realising and walked straight to my room. Had to clean that shit up.

Then I played starcraft. Today was a rough day.

[–]darsehole 1 point2 points ago

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I've been weened down from being at uni 10 hours a day, 7 days a week making models to being there a couple days a week during exams to nothing.

I feel like Marge Simpson in the Hank Skorpio episode where all her housework's done and she sits there drinking a glass of wine

[–]jo3pic 1 point2 points ago

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THIS THIS. I thought I would second guess myself with being as comfortable as I am doing nothing right now. But when I saw THIS I was like THIS THIS THANK YOU.... this whole month... nothing but /r/

[–]darkplumb90 1 point2 points ago

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That's been me all this week. I dont remember a) what time I woke up at, but I know it was past noon, b) what shirt I put on today, and c) if I ate today. It's been a good fucking day.

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How I felt during a college student on Christmas break...

Oh wait, I had to work all through my breaks so I could survive.

[–]bomber991 1 point2 points ago

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Well I just graduated, and now I have to look for a job. So far my day's been nothing but sending out resumes. If I knew I was going to school in January and had more loan money coming in, everything would be ok.

[–]rephtar 1 point2 points ago

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That is always a great feeling, that I thought would never be topped. Until this week when I had a week off and nothing to do while in the Air Force.

[–]RhettasaurusRhex 1 point2 points ago

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I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore.

[–]ofacup 1 point2 points ago

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pretty much how i feel after being laid off... its getting boring though and its only been a week. oh well, new job in jan

[–]Mothman21 1 point2 points ago

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What is this from? That's the dude who played Captain Nixon in Band of Brothers. That guy rules.