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[–]TheBaconater 873 points874 points ago

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That bitch that answered Super Troopers needs to be slapped.

[–]T-Luv 354 points355 points ago

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If Super Troopers is the worst gift you've ever received, you're getting some pretty good gifts.

[–]BongoDaMonkey 41 points42 points ago

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If Super Troopers is the worst gift you've ever received, its probably the only gift you've ever received, understand meow?

[–]T-Luv 5 points6 points ago

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I like the way you think

[–]BongoDaMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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very glad... MEOW!

[–]clarkycat 5 points6 points ago

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MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT!

[–]broo20 10 points11 points ago

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Are you saying meow?

[–]randyspears 0 points1 point ago

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Do I look like a cat to you? Am I jumping around all mimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

[–]dfaktz 0 points1 point ago

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Am I drinkin milk from a saucer?

[–]BongoDaMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

[–]clickwir 44 points45 points ago

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That's the spirit! I was looking at it the other way around. Thinking that she meant it was a bad thing.

No, it's just saying that all the other things she has are better... and it's still a kick ass movie.

[–]steinman17 1 point2 points ago

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she said used, so maybe it had scratches or something and she couldn't watch her all time favorite movie. Yea, that's it.

[–]robeph 0 points1 point ago

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No, that wasn't the problem, it was a Betamax copy.

[–]egmou 1 point2 points ago

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1st world problems

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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Really? I'm pretty sure the non-western countries have similar issues. The 1st world isn't the only economically sound group of countries anymore. I wish people would stop using this, considering a shit load of people live worse here than those in the third world countries.

Tip: Third world is a reference to non-alignment with the various Communist countries and no alignment with NATO/Capitalist countries. It means nothing about actual economies.

[–]egmou -1 points0 points ago

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lighten up, Francis

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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You're using a word in a manner that actually makes no sense. It's not my fault you're stupid.

[–]virak_john 1 point2 points ago

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No, robeph. It makes perfect sense. It may be problematic for the reasons you cite, but no one here misunderstood.

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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It doesn't mean what you think it means. Eg. China isn't a first world country, yet is pretty much on par with us in terms of technology, wealth, and so on. So the point makes no sense to me.

[–]egmou 0 points1 point ago

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you must be a joy to hangout with

[–]robeph -1 points0 points ago

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No, people who can't use words correctly and try to make smart ass comments and then act like "oh, well people understand wrong shit, cos they're all idiots like me", they're the fun ones.

[–]Guerrillaradio3 63 points64 points ago

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How about pistol whipped?

[–]Akiraonreddit 52 points53 points ago

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Shenanigans.

[–]LarryTheSatelliteGuy 16 points17 points ago

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That's not funny. Stop right meow

[–]broo20 2 points3 points ago

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still need one more.

[–]no_butseriously_guys 3 points4 points ago

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Meow

[–]PrestoEnigma 0 points1 point ago

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[–]obtusetoforwardwomen 25 points26 points ago

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I'm going to throw this out there and suggest the "sed" before the title is in fact the word "used" I could certainly see how in certain contexts this could be disappointing.

[–]mildlyupsetpirate 17 points18 points ago

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I figured that it was used as well. That said if it still plays the movie then she needs to wake up and taste the snozberries.

[–]goratoar[!] 8 points9 points ago

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cursed.

[–]BluLite 0 points1 point ago

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I too thought it was cursed.

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 1 point2 points ago

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For each night of Hanukkah, I got you a link to one portion of Super Troopers that someone uploaded to YouTube in 240p!

[–]sachaleo 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Cathartik 28 points29 points ago

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[–]Vato_Loco 18 points19 points ago

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You didn't say Ramrod!

[–]AfroVader 15 points16 points ago

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Oh, I forgot.

[–]jamesneysmith 16 points17 points ago

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I wrote it on the paper!

[–]Vato_Loco 15 points16 points ago

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Ohhh yeah...

[–]addedpulp 13 points14 points ago

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Came here to say, what's wrong with Super Troopers, you uppity bitch?

[–]ms04 5 points6 points ago

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"These snozberries taste like snozberries!"

[–]ilmmad 4 points5 points ago

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To be fair it said "used" movie.

[–]holyerthanthou 0 points1 point ago

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'Broken in'

[–]rosie_face625 2 points3 points ago

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I agree.

[–]Cdf12345 1 point2 points ago

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Came to the comments expecting fury for the woman on the left. Was pleased.

Can leave happy meow.

[–]MrMacro 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say what you said. Upvoted anyways.

[–]autumnrhythm 0 points1 point ago

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right? i was like screw the kid who is bitchy about life, i love super troopers!

[–]this_isnt_me 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this.... WTF that is a dumb bitch

[–]charlamagnum 0 points1 point ago

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super troopers is one of my all time favorites!

[–]OMGITEXPLODED 0 points1 point ago

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i came here to say exactly that

[–]neblasian 0 points1 point ago

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Well, to be fair, it will be equivalent to a guy getting Twilight for xmas.

[–]pixel_illustrator 0 points1 point ago

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Came in to comments to be sure this was the top rated comment. Not disappointed. Godspeed TheBaconator.

[–]vekb 0 points1 point ago

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I saw this photo elsewhere and said the same exact thing. Super Troopers is an excellent gift, whether it be used or new, no matter the condition.

[–]Gwenhwyfar666 0 points1 point ago

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What if you already own it?

[–]vekb 0 points1 point ago

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Give it to someone else who appreciates fine humor.

[–]ThrashIt 0 points1 point ago

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I didnt care for it.

[–]SveNss0N -2 points-1 points ago

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Browsed to comments to state just that! She clearly doesn't know how good she has it. That bitch probably wanted a crappy movie like 'Sex & the City' instead ಠ_ಠ

[–]AnonNATO -1 points0 points ago

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Snozberries anyone?

[–]stereoprologic -1 points0 points ago

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Amen brother!

[–]markmcgookin -1 points0 points ago

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Littering and .....

[–]snowcase -1 points0 points ago

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Came here to say this.

[–]kindall 83 points84 points ago

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I spent my adolescence in Grove City, and I can fully appreciate this guy's complaint.

[–]fanimold19 25 points26 points ago

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you mean grovetucky? I went to a funeral for one of my friends mom, and I shit you not people showed up on motorcycles wearing cutoff jeans and their best flannel shirt.

[–]perceptionist 5 points6 points ago

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Grovetucky? I came here to say I had family in Grove City, and can relate with that guy's complaint, however I am from Kentucky... Reconsiders evaluation

[–]carstenhpr 1 point2 points ago

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Never heard of Grove City or Grovetucky but I do live next to Vine Grove, KY and you guys are describing that pretty well.

[–]daveshow07 2 points3 points ago

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In Columbus, "Grovetucky" is generally considered the area between Grove City and Groveport on the south side of Columbus. Some uses also include the two cities. Let me map it for you.

[–]kindall 1 point2 points ago*

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My father used to say Grove City was full of hillbillies who wanted to live in Columbus but were too lazy to make it all the way to the city. As a hillbilly himself, he is qualified to make such a judgment.

We actually did live in Columbus proper through much of my youth, but (and this will tell you how long ago this was) we moved to the suburbs when Columbus Public Schools instituted forced desegregation, and they were going to make my second-grade sister take a 45-minute bus ride every morning all the way across town.

[–]conwyt 0 points1 point ago

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I would just like to point out that this area is actually very well developed and quickly becoming one of the best shopping areas south of Easton so when people say Grovetucky...they are living in the past.

Drew Carey was going to buy a house on that golf course before the Price is Right got him.

[–]daveshow07 0 points1 point ago

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I don't disagree. I was just helping out those who didn't know the reference. I've wanted to see Columbus' South side develop for awhile now. Glad It's coming around!

[–]rotORriot 0 points1 point ago

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You think dying is bad, I'm in Grove City RIGHT NOW!!

[–]daveshow07 -1 points0 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/tL6Uq.jpg there's a map if you wanna include it in your post for those who dont know. haha :)

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 34 points35 points ago

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GROVE STREET, ROLLIN' THROUGH!

[–]AlmostIrrelevant 18 points19 points ago

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YA'LL SOME BUSTAS

[–]irregardlessoflogic 5 points6 points ago

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POW POW POW POW BITCH IM BUSTIN AT EM

FLOOOOOOCCCCKKAAAA

[–]bassjunkie 1 point2 points ago

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That's Grovetucky BTW

[–]IronLusk 9 points10 points ago

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There's places to live in Grove City? I just thought it was the mall and the bible camp.

[–]GWOK 2 points3 points ago

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Not sure what Grove City you're referring to, but the one being referenced in the picture is Grove City, Ohio, a suburb of Columbus that has no mall or bible camp.

[–]IronLusk 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, I'm thinking Grove City, PA. I didn't know Ohio had a Grove City, and I've lived in Ohio for three years now.

I probably won't ever go.

[–]daveshow07 0 points1 point ago

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[–]altxatu 4 points5 points ago

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I see you've never been to Springfield. My parent's family lives there, if you can call it living. I'd rather have everything I love destroyed before me, and then have all of my nerve endings annihilated than live there. And I live in SC.

[–]ChiefNugs 0 points1 point ago

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John Legend is from Springfield.

[–]altxatu 1 point2 points ago

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No shit?

[–]ChiefNugs 0 points1 point ago

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[–]altxatu 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa. Most of my family went to Catholic Central, but my parents both went to North. Neat.

[–]TI-83 6 points7 points ago

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Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Oradi 0 points1 point ago

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Neighbor an hour to the north, it's more than a mall? I live by a mall here and the traffic gets bad here, I can't imagine how bad it gets there.

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[–]kindall -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, class of '86.

[–]chadillac83 0 points1 point ago

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Haha grew up in London/Springfield area... when I realized he was from there all I could think was "that answer is totally legit".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is central ohio...this is why there is no god...

[–]Racer20 -1 points0 points ago

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If this is in reference to Grove City, PA, then I concur. I had the misfortune of spending a weekend there about 15 years ago.

[–]BuffaloSouljah 2 points3 points ago

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Grove city, Ohio

[–]BossHogGangsta 0 points1 point ago

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You didn't like the outlet mall at Grove City, PA?

[–]joe_shmo123 0 points1 point ago

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I like them, they're pretty nice.

[–]Mephistowaltz 26 points27 points ago

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Apparently Brittany Wellman doesn't care for moustache rides....

[–]mildlyupsetpirate 5 points6 points ago

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[–]MetalKev 3 points4 points ago

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I vaz going wery wery fast.

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[–]biggmclargehuge 7 points8 points ago

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bitches love crosswords. oh. wait.

[–]MJDeebiss 47 points48 points ago

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Columbus!

[–]ds547803 6 points7 points ago

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ha! i saw this the other day, i think it was in columbus alive.

[–]ChiefNugs 3 points4 points ago

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TIL there are people who read Columbus Alive.

[–]IdiothequeAnthem 1 point2 points ago

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Sometimes you go to the pita hut and need something to read.

It happens, man

[–]quitefunny 27 points28 points ago

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Oh, look! A redditor is in the newspaper.

[–]Hidetoshi_hasagawas 11 points12 points ago

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Kinda looks like the "Huh guy".

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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His expression is priceless :|

[–]antiufo 2 points3 points ago

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[–]conwyt 14 points15 points ago

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Hey look, that guy lives in the same town as me... I have to say it's not all that bad here. Clearly he hasn't been to the new HOBBY LOBBY!

[–]DrPalmerMickle 2 points3 points ago

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how bout that new rave theater?

[–]conwyt 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't been there yet...looks pretty damn nice from the outside though lol.

[–]DrPalmerMickle 5 points6 points ago

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dont get the buffalo popcorn chicken. it looks nothing like the picture and tastes like poop.

[–]conwyt 1 point2 points ago

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I will keep that in mind, but that is why I think the only thing you should buy at a movie theater is regular popcorn...that's the only thing they are supposed to be good at.

[–]rustyshackleford10 0 points1 point ago

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grove city eh?

[–]conwyt 2 points3 points ago

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This is correct.

[–]XA36 33 points34 points ago

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Super troopers WHORE!

[–]legendary_ironwood 2 points3 points ago

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"I didn't get it... aren't crime-fighters supposed to have super powers?"

[–]virak_john 12 points13 points ago

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Grove City makes Hilliard look like Columbus.

[–]kindall 0 points1 point ago

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Hah!

[–]ideawolff 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I know that girl, Maria!! What up C Bus!

[–]TenseCondom 5 points6 points ago

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I'm split on this one...when I was 15 my grandparents got me pajamas for Christmas, by that time however I rarely slept in more than boxers.

Maybe my worst gift however was my own fault. I was around five years old and they came out with a toy that was basically a fan that could blow MASSIVE bubbles. When people asked me what I wanted for my birthday I said that thing. My parents, my neighbors, my babysitter, and two different aunts got me the same gift. Too much of a good thing I suppose.

[–]Bra1nDamage 1 point2 points ago

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Oblivious redditor is oblivious.

[–]FOOGEE 0 points1 point ago

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Oblivious condom is oblivious

FTFY

[–]Callumlfc69 17 points18 points ago

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a super trooper movie. Bitch please, that movie is fucking amazing.

[–]bromosexual 4 points5 points ago

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U Weekly?

[–]i_like_kittens 2 points3 points ago

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My friend took a picture of it in Columbus Alive, I think. Kevin's a friend of her's. The picture started to blow up on tumblr this morning and by the end of the day it was on huffington post, buzzfeed, and the tosh.0 blog. Figured it needed to be on reddit as well

[–]molslaan 3 points4 points ago

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What's wrong with an electronic crossword puzzle game?

[–]Sykoticstalker27 1 point2 points ago

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Well, she did add that is was from her boyfriend. Perhaps she had something more romantic in mind. Or maybe she had been dropping some rather specific hints about a particular gift she wanted from him.

I mean an electric puzzle game sounds nice, but it's not very personal or romantic. It seems like the sort of gift you give/get from a grandparent or coworker rather than a lover.

[–]molslaan 1 point2 points ago

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oh good, because it's not for my gf. *awkward penguin waddle away*

[–]this_won 11 points12 points ago

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OH-

[–]MuonCollider 16 points17 points ago

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IO

[–]awesomechemist 5 points6 points ago

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I am from Columbus, and I despise everything about this chant.

[–]DOING_THE_HUSTLE 0 points1 point ago

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'OLE!

[–]conwyt 0 points1 point ago

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I go to OSU and I feel the same way. It is annoying and people do it to feel cool about themselves and not support the school. LET'S COUNT HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN GET TO RESPOND SO I KNOW HOW SPECIAL I AM! ......then no one knows when to stop. Three times? Oh let's make it four! WOOOO!

[–]virak_john 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever been to Grove City, Ohio?

[–]amontes92 1 point2 points ago

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Grove city represent!

[–]hefnetefne 1 point2 points ago

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Hanson - Greatest Hits

[–]chillytriton 1 point2 points ago

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His glasses say "I was consistently melancholy before it was mainstream."

[–]QuimGargle 1 point2 points ago

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Typical hipster comment. Try "my glasses".

[–]officespaced 1 point2 points ago

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614!

[–]ninapiiii 1 point2 points ago

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Hipster Kevin is hipster

[–]Hllblzr310 4 points5 points ago

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Whoa whoa! That bitch doesn't like Super Troopers?!

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Bwhaha, of course it's someone from grove tucky

[–]maxplott 2 points3 points ago

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Kevin...what a hipster

[–]gimli666 2 points3 points ago

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hipster alert

[–]huntley101888 1 point2 points ago

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I was just discussing this with my friend at work today. She said her worst was a pair of sea shell bookends from her sister. I asked if they were from a Caribbean island, and she said no. I would say pretty much anything from my in-laws is my worst gift. They are all about novelty Christmas items. My thoughts are, "hey, you spent $12.99 plus tax on this piece of shit? How about next time you just give me the cash so I can buy a growler full of craft beer." Seriously.

[–]T-Luv 2 points3 points ago

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My brother got me a gift card to Blockbuster last Christmas.

[–]huntley101888 1 point2 points ago

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haha...did you use it within the 2 months before they declared bankruptcy?

[–]T-Luv 4 points5 points ago

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No, I was under the impression that they were pretty much out of business so I didn't keep track of the card. It was like ten bucks anyways. And I already had a subscription to Netflix. My brother doesn't really stay up to speed on that stuff. It's the thought that counts. This past birthday, he got me a 10 dollar gift card to Chik-Fil-A so that was an improvement.

[–]anderson7 4 points5 points ago

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he really goes all out, eh?

[–]bitterbitter 0 points1 point ago

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I want to agree with this, but recently I found my old files. I found a bank statement from 2000, and my low balance for the month was $1.60. I don't remember times ever being that bad.. but I do remember when spending $40 at Wal-Mart was a freakin' shopping spree. Seriously, back then I thought Wal-Mart was the shit... I can't believe it! Finding those files, and remembering how it was back then was a pretty big shock. Back then, a $10 gift card would have been a big deal.

My "worst" present was when I got a blanket, oreos, and a pawn shop necklace and my sister got a new camera. I didn't realize until years later how tough it was for my mom to give us anything- she never let me know how bad it was. At the time I thought she was just being cheap because she liked my sister better, but my sister really did get more use out of the camera, and my blanket kept me cozy for years.

[–]jcsulser[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Grovetucky.

[–]iluvemmy 1 point2 points ago

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columbus represent!

[–]simbac 0 points1 point ago

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Bitch on the left!

[–]kevdeath666 0 points1 point ago

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I really need to stop going on Reddit when I'm eating. I'm bound to choke and die one day.

[–]vvivviancouvver 0 points1 point ago

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No me, but a friend received once a half deck of cards, some damaged poker chips and assorted Halloween candy. The man was not at all pleased.

[–]societys_victim 0 points1 point ago

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same.

[–]koklo 0 points1 point ago

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I hated life before it was cool

[–]dgunn11235 0 points1 point ago

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read this as "what's the worst GIF you've ever received?" probably goatsee?

[–]whatyouneed 0 points1 point ago

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I really hope Broken Lizard comes out with the prequel to Super Troopers. I think that would be pretty awesome.

[–]jessixa 0 points1 point ago

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Lives are too mainstream.

[–]kingcal 0 points1 point ago

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Is this from U Weekly/The Lantern?

[–]clonedforapurpose 0 points1 point ago

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I agree.

[–]Geminii27 0 points1 point ago

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On leaving a job, co-workers decided to have a going-away... event, I suppose, would be the closest term. Not a party. The sort of thing where everyone stands around awkwardly while the boss reads a standard spiel about how everyone will miss me, kind of thing. And a going-away gift was part of it.

I'd worked there seven years. I had, in fact, worked there for longer than anyone else with the sole exception of the boss, who only had a couple of months on me. Apparently, in that seven years, no-one had worked out that -

1) I hated ceremonies; 2) I particularly hated ceremonies with no POINT; 3) I hated not being able to finish a work shift because someone wanted to be the center of attention; and 4) Although I did collect a certain brand of item which had a large range available from five bucks to five hundred, and would have been happy to mention what I was in the market for, I didn't collect cheap-ass overpriced knockoffs with the engineering elegance of wet tissue paper.

In short, instead of being able to finish up the job with some degree of professionalism on my last day, I got an entire afternoon of being progressively more irritated. Finally, the damn shift was over, the gift made a lovely arc into the dumpster outside the front door, and I never looked back.

[–]TrollNumberOne 0 points1 point ago

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Depressive hipster hated life before he was born.

[–]bharrison87 0 points1 point ago

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is that the dude from chromeo?

[–]Tyranticx 0 points1 point ago

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You're from Columbus?! Or the surrounding area?

[–]Bebbopper 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm suicidal, you've probably never heard of it."

[–]Guzzy4 0 points1 point ago

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Haha I grew up in Grove City, that guy isn't joking!!

[–]Phegan 0 points1 point ago

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That bitch. I would love to get Super Troopers.

There are kids in Africa who don't have Super Troopers.

That ungreatful bitch.

[–]MiggityMac 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take a.. chinchilla

[–]SirTheBob 0 points1 point ago

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Ever received a gift so terrible it wasn't terrible at all but actually hilarious?? I have.

One Christmas, about 6 years back, I asked my mother to get me Perfect Blue on DVD. Not knowing the first thing about anime, she went to Amazon, typed in "Perfect Blue," and ordered the first thing that came up.

Christmas morning I couldn't help but ಠ_ಠ for a long moment after unwrapping the La Blue Girl: Perfect Blue box set (NSFW)

I looked up at my mother, slowly, shocked beyond belief, and asked "You bought me porn for Christmas?!"

She shot back, "You asked for it!"

I ended up taking it over to my buddy's place where we drank and gave it the ol' Mystery Science Theater 3k treatment. It's not even the hardcore hentai, it's the cheesy late-night skinimax softcore live version. In all it's tentacley glory.

A good laugh was had by all, in the end.

TL;DR: My mom bought me porn for Christmas.

[–]chowderbags 0 points1 point ago

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Last year my parents gave me a Snuggie. Apparently they hate me.

[–]kindall 0 points1 point ago

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So sorry, they could have at least sprung for the Slanket!

[–]hatebreeder848 0 points1 point ago

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I feel sorry for him... he looks so sad :(

[–]bananalover121 0 points1 point ago

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"my life,, LOL :D

[–]whlebeau02 0 points1 point ago

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That girl Maria, has a cat named kingsley Lucy haha.

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

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Brittany Wellman is a bitch.

[–]rwiles 0 points1 point ago

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He needs to go to the Mountain Dew facebook page and get some help.

[–]bungchung 0 points1 point ago

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columbus, oh!

[–]Ski360spin 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster...I bet his glasses don't have lenses.

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

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that hipster is being, like, totally ironic flips hair

[–]ChefLovesTrees81 0 points1 point ago

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Who wants a mustache ride?

[–]SociableIntrovert 0 points1 point ago

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We need an emo animal meme. Any recommendations as to who is the most emo in the animal kingdom?

[–]chadillac83 0 points1 point ago

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Grew up in Ohio (can tell this is from there by the city names) and when you live in Ohio, that answer is totally legit.

[–]amalgamatedchaos 0 points1 point ago

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Don't like electronic crossword puzzle games & Super Troopers?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]qrd 0 points1 point ago

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I live in this area so I searched him on facebook and sent him the reddit link. He had the link to the story on a few other sites on his wall.

[–]Gouken 0 points1 point ago

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Bruce Lee at bottom left!

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

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thats the same reply i would have given, and oh yeah the chick to the left of him is cute

[–]stokd 0 points1 point ago

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I thought at least 1 of the answers would be AIDS.

[–]MOMMERTS 0 points1 point ago

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If I lived in Grove City Ohio I'd be dead.

[–]MOMMERTS 0 points1 point ago

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So I'm guessing you people who live in Columbus eat at my Dad's Uncles and Aunts? The one and only Thurman Cafe.

[–]hammertime1070 0 points1 point ago

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trust me, I live in Grove City during school. His response is completely natural.

[–]foundation_G 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RepostThatShit -2 points-1 points ago

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Anyone who answered anything to "what is the worst gift you've ever received" needs to be taken to fucking soviet-era Siberia to learn what a gift is and why you don't complain about it.

[–]Geminii27 2 points3 points ago

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I gift you with this large elephant. It will need to be licensed and you will need to provide for its care and feeding. It is a very pale color.

[–]RepostThatShit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh snap dawg, free sausage.

[–]cake4chu -2 points-1 points ago

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So Deep

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[–]redrhyski 0 points1 point ago

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First world problems FYL