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[–]FogleMonster 12 points13 points ago

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Laid off.

[–]only_says_so_brave -3 points-2 points ago

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so brave

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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These "only says" novelty accounts are stale and lazy.

[–]i_only_say_lol 2 points3 points ago

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lol

[–]NickWasHere09 4 points5 points ago

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firefighting isn't really a business.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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depends on the hooker, could also go in the crapper. but as far as a hooker's job goes, i doubt you'll ever find one kiss it goodbye.

[–]PaperBlankets 1 point2 points ago

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Pregnant!

[–]amontes92 1 point2 points ago

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bad grammar

[–]cherry313 1 point2 points ago

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usually she leaves the area or dies or get arrested

[–]CaptainYoshi[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]oilofolivier -1 points0 points ago

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Firefighter's business? Did Ron Paul win?