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[–]Lockski 49 points50 points ago

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This is me every day for school, except my school is for guys only...

[–]Kensin 24 points25 points ago

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Go on...

[–]Lockski 25 points26 points ago

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My school is a private school with a dress code saying we must be in a suit and tie with dress pants and a belt every day or 3 days of detention will be issued. I always look great in a suit, but there are no bitches to fuck at my school, so I am disappointed.

[–]animalcule 23 points24 points ago

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Full suit every day? As a girl I can confirm: ME GUSTA

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Ill-fitting clothes (especially the blazers), untucked shirts, ties with the knot at about the third button on the shirt, athletic socks underneath poor attempts at dress shoes...

Ah, the glory of the school uniform!

[–]Lockski 8 points9 points ago

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I actually try to look my best for school, regardless of feeling like I look like a nerd. I take comfort in being proper.

[–]OminousLatinWord -1 points0 points ago

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I read that as (especially the Brazzers) I like my version better.

[–]ragingsage 5 points6 points ago

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There are women who genuinely like men who dress in suits for non-occasions?

I've been asking for formal wear for christmas, Pretty sure I am getting a suit jacket to go with all of the vests, ties, and dress shirts I chose. Everyone in my family was constantly attempting to persuade me away from the idea.

[–]thislullaby 5 points6 points ago

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As a female I like seeing men put forth an effort to dress up.

[–]blomst32 -1 points0 points ago

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Your family is wrong.

[–]HariKari8 2 points3 points ago

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your family wants you to be normal. listen to them.

[–]ragingsage 1 point2 points ago

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I'm normal enough as it is. I've lost two girlfriends because apperantly I'm "too boring".

[–]biggmclargehuge -1 points0 points ago

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get a simple blazer instead and wear it with a t-shirt and jeans. a suit can look nice in certain non-formal situations if it's tailored to fit you well and isn't over the top. but a step down from that by ditching the tie and dress pants isn't a bad idea.

[–]CaesarOrgasmus 1 point2 points ago

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I've always thought the blazer and t-shirt looked kind of ridiculous. It's like wearing a baseball hat or sneakers with a suit. It's just incongruous. There are other ways to attain a nicer look than just adding a blazer.

[–]biggmclargehuge 0 points1 point ago

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well, it depends i'd say. there are different kinds of blazers as well and some of them do look ridiculous. for example:
this i'd say looks pretty awkward and is entering into "dad zone"
whereas this seems more laid back though it doesn't look like a regular blazer. i don't really know what you'd call it.

[–]Paclac 3 points4 points ago

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HIPSTER OF COURSE (Scratches neckbeard)

[–]humanlvl1 0 points1 point ago

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You should stop trying to talk to Redditors about fashion.

[–]wing-attack-plan-r 0 points1 point ago

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definitely go for less structured jackets for casual wear. you can find plenty made of cotton that look perfectly fine with jeans and a t-shirt.

notice the 'laid back' one is less structured (no shoulder pads), is alot shorter, and is made of a more casual, less fine fabric. look for stuff like that. guy would probably look better if he ditched the scarf.

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

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You would look homeless if you did this and have a beard.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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As a man who has been wearing suits every day for many years, I can confirm the ladies love it.

Sadly, the marketable amount of XavierMendel is at 0%, as I am taken.

[–]checkenginelight 4 points5 points ago

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Wow. He actually went on.

[–]ChocPretz 2 points3 points ago

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I knew that feel bro.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 2 points3 points ago

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Feel who?

[–]ChocPretz 1 point2 points ago

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Uh..erm..uhm. No one >_>

[–]Secondsemblance 1 point2 points ago

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That was disappointingly heterosexual :(

[–]saywhatisobvious 31 points32 points ago

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Lol its funny cause its spongebob

[–]grimmymac 17 points18 points ago

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Bitches love suits.

[–]modano_star 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Bigal1542 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck bitches.

Acquire money.

[–]PeterMcBeater 10 points11 points ago

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Wrong way around

[–]cogneuro 9 points10 points ago

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He's a male prostitute, PeterMcBeater.

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck bitches. Acquire money. Steal jet. Sky dive to roof of nearest tall building. Base jump. Grenade. Save game.

[–]TheRobberDotCom 2 points3 points ago

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Profit.

[–]brycedriesenga 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck money; acquire bitches?

[–]Zuraziba -1 points0 points ago

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I thought it was:

Disregard Females,

Acquire Currency

[–]hawt_sauce 1 point2 points ago

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Disregard females, Acquire crabby patties

[–]herebezombies 8 points9 points ago

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i maintain that spongebob is a fan of the cock.

[–]Zorrac 7 points8 points ago

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Then give those bitches some chivalry, bitches loves chivalry.

[–]attackzac21 2 points3 points ago

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with that smile, anything is possible.

[–]NickWasHere09 2 points3 points ago

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im more partial to a long tie. Bow ties just weird me out.

[–]alekspg 0 points1 point ago

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Skinny tie is best. A cravat of course, is on a whole other level of awesomeness.

[–]Durrakan 0 points1 point ago

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Bow ties are cool.

[–]Oceat 1 point2 points ago

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Hell yea you did!

[–]ricodued 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had more excuses to wear suits, goddamnit.

[–]EvyEarthling 3 points4 points ago

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This is the first time in a long time that something on /r/funny has actually made me burst out laughing.

[–]icandothat 0 points1 point ago

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EVERY WEDDING I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

[–]UnderCoverMother 0 points1 point ago

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The rosy cheeks are a nice touch.

[–]Gavinardo 0 points1 point ago

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I went to a wedding once, with that in mind. And I actually did... But my new wife didn't find it amusing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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A million times this.

99% of the time I am a jeans and t-shirt guy. It's easy, very cheap and I don't have to worry about much. However, after 7 1/2 years of being with a fashionista I learned how to dress really well like the guys in GQ.

When I have an event I have to go to, or a wedding, or whatever, I dress to the fucking nines and look like James Bond. Only a lot less attractive.

[–]charliezinz 0 points1 point ago

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...but im all out of bitches.

[–]jonredcorn 0 points1 point ago

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I like to think its full of normal people. You are probably right though.

[–]Lolguy12 0 points1 point ago

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If hes a pimp,he sucks at being one

[–]Scrubtac 0 points1 point ago

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I don't usually literally "laugh out loud" while browsing the internet. But this. I died.

[–]jonredcorn -1 points0 points ago

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How does this shit get up votes?

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[–]Edso_828 3 points4 points ago

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I just found it funny, chuckled and came to read the comments. Rofl relax its reddit.

[–]dethbunny -5 points-4 points ago

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People that say things like "I came here to fuck bitches" will never actually do so.

"IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!!..."

[–]heartpuppiez -1 points0 points ago

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table for huminah?

[–]coleosis1414 0 points1 point ago

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More soup for your armpits?

[–]Herborist -2 points-1 points ago

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You'd have more luck fucking bitches if you got a job as an artificial female dog inseminator.

[–]stefanix -3 points-2 points ago

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spongebob ... worst cartoon ever. Even vulgar language does not help much.