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[–]svtscottie 17 points18 points ago

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When some asshole wants to read the directions

[–]chemicalxv 21 points22 points ago

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[–]svtscottie 7 points8 points ago

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Thank you for keeping this in the comments.

[–]smellyeggs 8 points9 points ago

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Those are some serious fucking lines.

[–]Wiggles420 1 point2 points ago

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That kid ain't here to fuck around.

[–]haloskulls117 2 points3 points ago

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[–]iWishiWasClever 12 points13 points ago

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"A Charlie Sheen board game"

[–]someb0dy 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Caturday_Yet 3 points4 points ago

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That's not how I remember that show ಠ_ಠ

[–]inventingnothing 0 points1 point ago

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Then you were doing it right.

[–]zwgwz 1 point2 points ago

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Where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

[–]Cheffrey_Goldblum 1 point2 points ago

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think about how much crazier the show would have actually been if cocaine were involved!! i just think three headed broadway star would get a lot more interesting

[–]TheKooze 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! Isn't that Lindsay Lohan I see?!

[–]andy-roo 1 point2 points ago

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I saw that game once. It's about $24,000 per kilo.

[–]LEDSoundsystem 0 points1 point ago

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i've never wanted to be a child more than now.

[–]haloskulls117 0 points1 point ago

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really?

[–]Iamacutiepie 0 points1 point ago

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Charlie Sheen's line, I'd reckon

[–]Misanthropic_Owl 0 points1 point ago

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THIS is how I want to spend Christmas

[–]bbqbot 0 points1 point ago

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Got a laugh out of me.

[–]yyx9 -2 points-1 points ago

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From the makers of Psychedelic Monopoly.

[–]TitsMcCuntFucks -5 points-4 points ago

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Upvote because of accidental click. Lucky you.

[–]TheGreatPlant -5 points-4 points ago

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Its mine bitch back off!!