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[–]Perzefona 121 points122 points ago

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I'll send this to my friends now...

[–]ButtonFury 18 points19 points ago

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I just got this from my friends. I sent it back to them.

[–]option_i 32 points33 points ago

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I have no friends, so I sent it to one of my other email addresses.

[–]ButtonFury 8 points9 points ago

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I have a distribution list with nothing but my own email addresses on it. I named it "boomerang".

[–]option_i 1 point2 points ago

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What's the distribution list for?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I printed it out and mailed it to myself.

[–]panzerschrekk 0 points1 point ago

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y u no use fax?

[–]option_i 1 point2 points ago

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You bested me, sir.

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[–]Craisins_In_My_BHole 0 points1 point ago

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yeaaaa, I know. I downvoted it too.

[–]flibolimay 31 points32 points ago

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My friendships are mostly based on mutual insults.

[–]GalacticWhale 6 points7 points ago

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This and we send each other stupid/funny pictures.

[–]oligobop 5 points6 points ago

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I used to do that until I realized just how much it fucked one of our friends up. He threatened our lives with a vacuum after we told him he was a woman and needed to return to the kitchen. We pointed with great displeasure and conviction toward the kitchen. He stood up, grabbed the vacuum he was just maneuvering and then swung it violently at our faces with the pent up frustrations of a 16yo ninny. We ignored that as a cry for help whilst dodging his limp swings and continued compacting his ninniness with insult after insult. He snapped again, much more seriously this time, with tears in his eyes, and I haven't seen him since.

[–]Sulicius 2 points3 points ago

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I kept calling one of my best girl friends fat. Not that she was, just to vex her. I found that calling someone fat who is really sure of themselves can make them hate it just as much. I stopped after her boyfriend kept punching me, but it was worth it.

[–]Blackwhale 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Sulicius 1 point2 points ago

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You never dissapoint. http://i.imgur.com/jGYrf.gif

[–]saintNIC 1 point2 points ago

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soon

[–]somedelightfulmoron 1 point2 points ago

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you forgot the cat photos.

[–]creativelessname 14 points15 points ago*

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But if I do not send them a link we would have nothing to talk about.

[–]derpishi 10 points11 points ago

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Done

[–]Irrelevant_quote_ 18 points19 points ago

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ive never seen something upvoted so much with such few comments..

[–]GalacticWhale 9 points10 points ago

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holy shit..... you're right. they were probably too busy sending this out to people to comment anything

[–]pipechang 10 points11 points ago

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Same reason cat's bring you dead birds. To prove hunting skills.

[–]SpaceManAndy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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YES! Never thought of it this way.

[–]deeloves 6 points7 points ago

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Your friendships? Hell, this is how my relationship with my boyfriend works.

[–]swordfishtrombonist 10 points11 points ago

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My friends and I don't have conversations, we just exchange Futurama references. It's great.

[–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

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May I ax you a question about your friendships?

[–]saintNIC 1 point2 points ago

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I have a very sexy learning disability that prohibits most friendships.

[–]MorrigansRaven 3 points4 points ago

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This is how my relationship works.

[–]Sulicius 4 points5 points ago

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My friensdhips are like chains, they are built of links.

[–]g33n 2 points3 points ago

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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

[–]elendil06 1 point2 points ago

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Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–]gul20009 0 points1 point ago

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when the balls

[–]tspoffs 2 points3 points ago

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QUICK REDDIT, I NEED A LINK TO RESPOND TO THIS POST WITH. BECAUSE I CAN'T RESPOND WITH WORDS.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Does that mean you guys are my friends?

[–]justinm715 4 points5 points ago

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Yes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yay! <3

[–]Timmyc62 2 points3 points ago

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I don't even send links to them directly - I just post them on my wall.

[–]Moath 2 points3 points ago

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Damn this hits so close to home, I have some friends in where I can resist to send them funny links, but it's really awkward when we get together.

[–]Floom101 2 points3 points ago

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We talk in person.

[–]WeirdIdeasCO 2 points3 points ago

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And thats why Reddit is pretty much a happy family.

[–]saintNIC 2 points3 points ago

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I just relentlessly link shit. No links back..........

[–]n-some 1 point2 points ago

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I knew a couple that did this... Instead of spending time together... In college...

[–]Battlesheep 2 points3 points ago

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I'm friends with all of Reddit!

[–]takeheed 2 points3 points ago

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How's that saying go?

"A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a dead body."

I don't think those people you call friends are even friends.

[–]loki_9er 1 point2 points ago

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ehhh... I've done this twice today already

[–]jaryl 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you guy are my best friends.

[–]lamperkat 1 point2 points ago

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Sent to friends

[–]thejepr 0 points1 point ago

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I have noticed this trend with my own friends, also. We tend to talk only about video-games and on the off time, we just tease each-other. We haven't talked about anything worthwhile or personal in forever. I don't know why we changed so much.

[–]anonymouslives -1 points0 points ago

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This is how most of MY friendships work...

I don't have any friends.

[–]pamplemousserose 1 point2 points ago

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I had an entire relationship with my ex like this. Funnily, it didn't last...

[–]obeytheimaginary 1 point2 points ago

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i think this is how every normal relationship is

[–]PeterHell 1 point2 points ago

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Well sharing is caring

[–]ungolden_glitter 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much all my best friend and I do is Facebook each other funny links or text each other Futurama quotes. We only have real conversations when we see each other in person; which is when we're both home for holidays.

[–]anxhelino1234 0 points1 point ago

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copy...and paste!

now... to press ENTER

[–]randomjew 0 points1 point ago

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When it comes to personality I don't have much to offer so I let others clever quotes and ideas make up for it.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not impersonating reddit, I'm talk about myself. :(

[–]Kingkuro 0 points1 point ago

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Think about posting this on friend's wall, decide not to do it...

2 hours later he posts it on my wall.

[–]mopxhead 1 point2 points ago

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My friend sent this to me not too long ago and now im finding it on reddit. Oh so true

[–]BluRover 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I flirt with and pick up chicks on the internet.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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Sigh.

I'm pretty sure once I've completely stopped using facebook, I won't have any left.

[–]nateshiff 1 point2 points ago

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Gotta live with people. That's what I've figured out. Or, join a soccer team.

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I lived with people for a year. It was fun and challenging. I also did the rec sports thing for awhile. No one wants to get a team together for anything anymore! Aging sucks.

[–]nateshiff 0 points1 point ago

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Could resort to sending links of funny pictures. >_>

[–]northbayray 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that what Reddit is for?

[–]ThBurninator 0 points1 point ago

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Mac user (me) + dual operating systems (mac and windows) = I'm not feeling the same way =D

[–]ineedthisstuffREALLY 1 point2 points ago

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i feel sorry for you.. because this cannot be irony

[–]Jomanji 0 points1 point ago

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This one hits too close to home.

[–]arielgw 0 points1 point ago

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My friendships consists in getting together once a week to cook and eat, because you know, they're my friends, not random people on the internet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The best kind of friendship. And sometimes marriage.

[–]PippyLongSausage 0 points1 point ago

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These aren't really very funny

[–]heracleides -5 points-4 points ago

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/first

[–]el-sarscho -1 points0 points ago

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Actually this is how my marriage works.