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[–]TaintTickler 37 points38 points ago

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WHY ARE THEY HOLDING IT?!!?!?

[–]DirtyMonday 6 points7 points ago

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That is the most disturbing part.

[–]MrBoldMan 3 points4 points ago

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FFS WHY?!?!

[–]KyroDCK 1 point2 points ago

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we really need to have a warning for spiders on reddit. i feel like their crawling on me.

[–]thesevmancometh 0 points1 point ago

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They're actually holding glass that the spider is on top of. I don't think anyone could be crazy enough to hold that tbh.

[–]Icalasari 17 points18 points ago

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Yo dawg, we heard you like spiders...

[–]MassMindRape 22 points23 points ago

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Godammit these posts needs a [SPIDERS] tag.

[–]cariboumustard 11 points12 points ago

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I've associated the word "nope" with "spider" in my brain. A NOPE title = spider tag to me.

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[–]LexAurum 0 points1 point ago

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This was my reaction as well.

[–]Li5a 0 points1 point ago

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haha, me too.

[–]staunchly 1 point2 points ago

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You are alone in that sentiment.

[–]Scorp63 5 points6 points ago

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Nope. I like spiders. They sit in a corner, eat other bugs, and don't bother me at all.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I dont get why 99% of Reddit is pathologically afraid of spiders - I fucking love them! They're like little flyswatters you can play with, unless you live in Australia, then they keep you safe from Snakes and stuff! They're great

[–]Magical_Hippy 0 points1 point ago

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My feeling is if they stay smaller then a dime and off me I am fine with them in the house but larger then a dime they need to stay outside in the snow. Unless its larger then a dollar then it should be consider a small pet in a 10 gal tank or larger when not held like a snake but snakes do not creep me out.

[–]earthenorange 0 points1 point ago

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Spiders are natural controls for the insect population. They do a wonderful job of keeping our environments clean of things that could be potentially harmful and even become large swarms. They are much appreciated.

The minute one of those mother fuckers wants to come into my house make a home, they are going to fucking die. I have no idea where I developed my fear of spiders, but my gawd, stay away from me. Stay outside, do your thing. I'll ask fucking Orkin to come over and keep my place bug free if I have to.

[–]staunchly 0 points1 point ago

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True but is I think about this I will become to freaked out to sleep.shudder I wish I had your attitude but bleh.

[–]fishsmash 0 points1 point ago

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They are actually very helpful

[–]Wheyoun 15 points16 points ago

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Good God Almighty. My skin just detached itself from my body and walked away. It's done with me.

[–]FoolsPower 8 points9 points ago

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I was thinking to myself "please don't be a spider" well, it wasn't A spider.

[–]Domalicious 9 points10 points ago

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A spider made out of.... spiders... ಠ_ಠ

[–]Lissandela 7 points8 points ago

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Why do I click on these things? I should know if the title is NOPE NOPE NOPE, it has something to do with spiders.

[–]ThePowerglove 0 points1 point ago

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We're all masochistic. We know whats there but we want to click it anyway.

[–]EldritchCarrot 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who deliberately allows spiders to live in my house because of my absolute hatred for those annoying noisy flies!

[–]evil_penguin_17 2 points3 points ago

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Babies :D

[–]captainzigzag 1 point2 points ago

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There's a web full of baby daddy longlegs in my lounge room right now. They're so tiny and adorable!

[–]lazarustheastronaut 5 points6 points ago

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OH MY FUCKING GOD JUST AS I CLICKED THIS LINK MY SHIRT RESETTLED AND IT FELT LIKE SOMETHING FUCKING LANDED ON ME AND NOW I WANT TO DIE. I'VE NEVER NOPED SO FAST OUT OF A TAB IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

[–]lil2faded 1 point2 points ago

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i pretend things like this are cgi, helps me sleep at night.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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In my psychology class one day we had a black widow who was about to hatch the babies. My teacher got a Match and lit it on fire.

[–]morris858 3 points4 points ago

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So he literally killed it with fire. Sounds like your teacher browses the internet on a regular basis.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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w..t..f..?

[–]thelatestbuzz 0 points1 point ago

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What? What is happening? Why would someone hold this?

[–]Cryptocortex 4 points5 points ago

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It's CUTE and furry?

[–]shysqueaker 1 point2 points ago

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that's not fur! THAT'S MORE TINY FUCKING LEGS

[–]Therr6 0 points1 point ago

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Insects are always cuter when they're smaller or just a wee baby. I feel ya.

[–]Cheshire057 3 points4 points ago

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My left arm just went numb.

[–]staunchly 2 points3 points ago

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Sweet Jesus I am moving to the Arctic.

[–]PigeonProwler 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, yes, kill it with fire, etc.

Can we just all agree how remarkable it is that an insect shows such care for its young? It's no different than other animals.

[–]Supertastyfish 6 points7 points ago

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See, those animals are nice looking, and do not have fangs.

This one has fangs, is ugly, and trying to make more ugly-fang things.

[–]OleSlappy 1 point2 points ago

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Chimps have large fangs.

[–]Woot45 0 points1 point ago

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Chimpanzees will fuck you up approximately 4,000 times more than that spider will.

[–]Nexes 1 point2 points ago

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That was an arachnid, I beleive

[–]let_there_be_pie 0 points1 point ago

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or toads for that matter.

[–]Magical_Hippy 0 points1 point ago

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That was more fucked up then the spiders not a nope or kill with fire it was just fucked up.

[–]ihasthegame 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Flanq 0 points1 point ago

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My arms literally flailed uncontrollably whilst watching this, i'm gonna need therapy, or possibly coffee.

[–]littlemzla 0 points1 point ago

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this reminds me of the lost in space movie scene where that guy turns into a ********* (spoiler)

[–]Mr_Kubelwagen 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this guy...

[–]60s_Spider_Man 0 points1 point ago

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[–]metalheadx90 0 points1 point ago

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We need to go deeper.

[–]Papermathers 0 points1 point ago

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This belongs in the Aww subreddit.

kidding.

[–]ENTwistlesbass 0 points1 point ago

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Wolf spider no doubt. I kill these things whenever I see them. One fell victim to a cooler I heaved at it, but my magnum opus was the one I shot with a Nerf gun, doused in hairspray, and lit on fire. It was taking over my stoop. Stay the hell off of my stoop!

[–]revrend_ 0 points1 point ago

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full video link please?

[–]REPTILE512TB 0 points1 point ago

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Spiderception?

[–]___Zero___ 0 points1 point ago

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Awww that's adorable :3

[–]cibino 0 points1 point ago

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I had a boner then i looked at that pic and now i am so soft i don't know if ill get another boner all day.

[–]viper9172 0 points1 point ago

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IS THERE ENOUGH FIRE?!?!!?!?!

[–]gbenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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I don't even... why would you..?

[–]jojoet 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks.

[–]armyjackson 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh ugh ugh ugh

[–]xmandimoox1 0 points1 point ago

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Now I feel like I have spiders crawling all over me!! Ugh I hate spiders!

[–]Jeppep 0 points1 point ago

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GOD DAMN IT! I was just about to go to sleep... FML!

[–]MercuryBaggins 0 points1 point ago

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Literally flinched when I saw this. Should have checked the comments first...

[–]Unimehe 0 points1 point ago

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MOTHER-

why dont we have a spider tag?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!

[–]ahrzal 0 points1 point ago

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i hate you

[–]Help_I_Lost_my_face 0 points1 point ago

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WTF

[–]enzait 0 points1 point ago

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FUCKFUCKFUCK WARNING FUCKFU

[–]meatmaiden 0 points1 point ago

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OH GOD.

[–]Albino_Polar_Bear 0 points1 point ago

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im always afraid to open these

[–]Jgarciamusichitsface 0 points1 point ago

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nope to the nope'th power

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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(nomnomnom) Oh hey a new link i wonder what it i- (5 minutes of barfing)

[–]Panzerfauste 0 points1 point ago

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anyone who links to a spider post without notify the general public deserves to be hung and dragged through the streets and forced to drink gasoline and pee it out so I can light the pee on fire and watch him suffer immensely.

[–]amydevi 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL!!!

[–]Furrret 0 points1 point ago

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Fire. Fire. And More Fire.

[–]unohoo09 0 points1 point ago

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DAMMIT I JUST NOPE'D ALL OVER MY DESK!!!

[–]aliciagee 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK YOU.

[–]N0RDEO 0 points1 point ago

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IF I SQUISH IT THEN THERE WOULD BE LOTS OF BLOOD GUSHING OUT, SATISFYING.

[–]stunt_butt 0 points1 point ago

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i'm sad now

[–]Tazmily228 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NSFL NSFL

[–]Kingphazer 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DID I CLICK THAT WHY DID I CLICK THAT WHY DID I CLICK THAT?

[–]Melonskal -1 points0 points ago

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kill it with Fire!!!

[–]Ridiciliculous -1 points0 points ago

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Kill it with fire!

[–]scribby555 -1 points0 points ago

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Do I up-vote or down-vote?

[–]Ashton42 -1 points0 points ago

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closed link before the damn thing could even finish...NOPE!

[–]blowconfused -1 points0 points ago

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stop reposting this shit week after week. we've seen it.