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[–]81657483215495613248 90 points91 points ago

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This may be the "that" Meatloaf was singing about.

[–]ngtstkr 44 points45 points ago

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Logging in to reddit must be a bitch for you, eh?

[–]Le_Madmaxxx 8 points9 points ago

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You should see his password.

[–]richthegeek 11 points12 points ago

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His password is "password", because he's hardcore like that.

[–]ReluctantlyRedditing 28 points29 points ago

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hunter2

[–]ivenoideawhat 8 points9 points ago*

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I really have to know if this is something you've seen somewhere else, because of all the places you could have pulled that line out you couldn't possibly have found a better opportunity.

[–]Tennysonn 5 points6 points ago

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best comment I've ever read on reddit

[–]molkay 9 points10 points ago

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Does that woman have a cross under the skin on her chest? Am I seeing that correctly?

[–]IClimbStuff 6 points7 points ago

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I have also seen this photo and I can confirm that that is in fact a cross under her skin.

Now here's Ollie with the weather:

[–]Trelur 5 points6 points ago

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IT GONNA RAIN!

[–]Slippyy 4 points5 points ago

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ITS GON* RAIN! Fixed. GONNA is too many syllables for ollie.

[–]Trelur 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit. I had GON originally and I changed it.

[–]goonie_goo_goo 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it's a lung tat.

[–]yayigetit 8 points9 points ago

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AH IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE IS NOT GREEN AND SHE SHOULD BE

[–]Clay_Pigeon 0 points1 point ago

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I KNEW she was going for andorian!

[–]bubblegumjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this photo inaccurately portrays the trekie stereotype... and THATS what i'm most disturbed at

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 19 points20 points ago

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If I got a penny for each photo I've seen of a dark midget in a pimped up wheelchair walking a punk rock girl in a leash, I'd have a penny.

[–]O9Man 9 points10 points ago

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I'd have a $1,044.32. But this would be the first for one who's wearing a StarTrek costume; I'll give you that.

[–]bbooth76 1 point2 points ago

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As if this photo wasn't weird enough already, I didn't even notice the Star Trek costumes.

[–]jascri 2 points3 points ago

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I'd be in debt.

[–]ngtstkr 5 points6 points ago

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Strange how this post is doing better in /r/funny than it is in /r/wtf.

[–]jomart88[S] -1 points0 points ago

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That's what I was thinking!

[–]Peaches666 12 points13 points ago

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[–]mauxly 3 points4 points ago

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Dani Danger doesn't like us. That was her one and only post.

Oh, Jesus, this means that she has more of a life than me.

[–]punkmasta 13 points14 points ago

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Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

[–]picklespears 3 points4 points ago

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I think it's pretty cool, really. I bet she's a pretty damn fun person.

[–]Teh_Mudkip 2 points3 points ago

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[–]zhiface 0 points1 point ago

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star nipples and a heart shaped twat. She's no human! It makes sense shes wearing that star trek outfit... how else would she have beamed to earth?

mhmm.

[–]reginaphallangy 4 points5 points ago

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Is that man walking AND using a wheelchair? Why doesn't he just pick one style like the rest of us.

[–]gemcitytiffany 6 points7 points ago

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I was pretty confused about that as well. I mean, among many many other things.

[–]DigitalDouche 3 points4 points ago

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There is no man in that photo.

http://www.facebook.com/tehgimp?sk=info

[–]TrustMeImHigh 1 point2 points ago

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I LOL'd at "style"

[–]reginaphallangy 0 points1 point ago

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Style, way of movement, you get the drift.

[–]the_silent_redditor 5 points6 points ago

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[–]jeffrexsave 2 points3 points ago

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I have three : fap fap fap

[–]cat_h8tr 2 points3 points ago

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I have no laughs for this photo

[–]UniqueName2 18 points19 points ago*

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I do. REPOST.

[–]mitigateaccomp 4 points5 points ago

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You do repost? Well stop.

[–]theflyingdutchman59 1 point2 points ago

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to boldly go were no....man? has gone before.

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 10 points11 points ago*

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I... couldn't... help it... http://i.imgur.com/H6RRa.jpg

[–]Invader_Ark 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm... first thing that came to mind was Blaster Master... of course I am sick and have been hitting the dayquil a bit hard

[–]mattigus 1 point2 points ago

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I told myself that I would use the first image from /r/funny that made me laugh out loud as my new facebook profile picture. Now people are going to think I'm weird.

[–]The_Maddog 1 point2 points ago

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Wish I had a girl who let me walk her around on a leash. Guess he's doing something right!

[–]GleamTheCube 1 point2 points ago

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"Haters gonna hate"

[–]prometheus1981 1 point2 points ago

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Beam me up... to them boobs! Giggity!

[–]crowingzero 1 point2 points ago

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I have a feeling this will be my highest rated comment ever...

I've seen this girl have sex. She has some videos on a site called sellyoursextape.com

I'm at work so I can't provide a direct link, but I'm sure someone will be along with one shortly.

She actually seems really cool, even though her appearance is a bit off-putting.

[–]cesiumk 1 point2 points ago

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"Are you paying attention to me now! DADDY!"

[–]Geek_Agent 1 point2 points ago

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Dani and Gimp! They're actually really cool. That was at the trek con in Phoenix

[–]Vetty81 1 point2 points ago

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Holy crap, that looks like Hank Hill's dad.

[–]urstrulee 2 points3 points ago

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repost. like 8 times

[–]jomart88[S] 2 points3 points ago

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This girl has inspired me to express myself publicly, no matter how weird or obscene my expression is...

[–]picklespears 5 points6 points ago

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This made me smile, I love people who just let it go for the sake of absurdity. It's wonderful.

[–]Stumbling_Sober 0 points1 point ago

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I want to read his ad on Craigslist for this whole set-up.

[–]Aloaf 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that's the weirdest bone I had all day..

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 6 points7 points ago

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Mine was coccyx. God that was weird.

[–]xiMrMajor 0 points1 point ago

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I have three. What, The, Fuck?

[–]sporkasaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in the Mordor retirement home...

[–]silencesc 0 points1 point ago

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Is she...wearing a star trek commander's tunic?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shorty gets it down!

[–]kriegistlarm 0 points1 point ago

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Is he wearing some kind of black face?

[–]Lookmanospaces 0 points1 point ago

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There's someone out there for everyone.

[–]Bro_Hawkins 0 points1 point ago

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They see me rollin'...

[–]doubleu 0 points1 point ago

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boobies

[–]nonsiccus 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Worf, when will you learn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't matter had sex.

[–]Tennysonn 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone else notice there is a crucifix...underneath her skin or something...above her breasts...

[–]digital_dong 0 points1 point ago

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I have the wierdest boner right now.

[–]Andromansis 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of Star Trek Online.

[–]Argent162 0 points1 point ago

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The one I assume is a woman, has the shape of a cross under her skin. ಠ_ಠ

[–]blozout 0 points1 point ago

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Master Blaster!

[–]imapeopleperson 0 points1 point ago

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Love will find a way.

[–]SuperBearJew 0 points1 point ago

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FACE-SWAP THIS. NOW.

[–]agnaynay 0 points1 point ago

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am i the only one who thinks that the woman there looks like Ellen Degeneres?

[–]Tratix 0 points1 point ago

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she swallowed a cross?

[–]Johnnyshortcakes 0 points1 point ago

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[–]edfitz83 0 points1 point ago

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"London"

[–]Tozzaa 0 points1 point ago

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why are they wearing star trek uniforms

WHY

[–]Cockaroach 0 points1 point ago

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What is that guy's secret.

[–]BiggReddit 0 points1 point ago

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I try not to be judgmental, but some people are just fucking weird

[–]alrij 0 points1 point ago

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i have 1 repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I've got one- "giggety"

[–]ewat85 0 points1 point ago

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"I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left, I’m gonna get real weird with it." - Frank Reynolds

[–]jonasperrin 0 points1 point ago

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A dinkle berry to the largest scale

[–]chiefDCLXVI 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gunna hate.

[–]falcorn_dota 0 points1 point ago

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its black yoda!

[–]Seiler28 0 points1 point ago

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Doesn't it look like there is a cross coming out of that lady's chest?

[–]itsamario 0 points1 point ago

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Nice body modification implants on her upper chest.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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mr t's parents

[–]Shadoweaster 0 points1 point ago

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I do. Let me see your tits.

[–]sinkcans 0 points1 point ago

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Blond Chick is http://danidanger.com/

[–]tipothehat 0 points1 point ago

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the word you are looking for is REPOST

[–]zagman76 0 points1 point ago

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Live long and prosper.

[–]ThreeInvisibleDucks 1 point2 points ago

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He's sure taken that advise to heart.

[–]Clay_Pigeon 1 point2 points ago

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I advise you to consider my advice: If you want to squeeze your commercials, use an ad vise.

[–]forevabronze 0 points1 point ago

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What the actual Fuck is that?

[–]PacifisticKiller 0 points1 point ago

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Meth is one hellova drug.

[–]CleverPrimate -1 points0 points ago

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That's not even a black dude, it's a white dude blacked up. Just adds another layer of WTF to the whole proceeding

[–]Clay_Pigeon 0 points1 point ago

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a white dude blacked up

...

[–]CleverPrimate -1 points0 points ago

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.. -.- -. --- .-- --..-- .- .-- -.- .-- .- .-. -.. .-. .. --. .... - ..--..

(Actual morse code, enjoy decoding)

[–]botena 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, awkward.

[–]wacka4macca 0 points1 point ago

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It's not a guy, it's a girl...

[–]CleverPrimate -5 points-4 points ago

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You must have missed the little blacked up dude in the wheelchair

[–]wacka4macca 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, actually not...look at the above reference post somebody else commented with. They are both girls and they are friends.

Edit for proof: (www.gimpthepimp.com)

[–]CleverPrimate -2 points-1 points ago

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Still not seeing anywhere saying the little wheelchair dude is a woman

[–]wacka4macca 0 points1 point ago

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Look at her FB page. Her mom says it's a her. She just had leg surgery done and her mom says she's doing fine.

Edit for more proof: "Lauri Alexander update on Gimp DaPimp - SHE Went Home!!! All is good, and Gimp is back at the compound! She is doing well, feeling well, back on her wheels and ready to rock. Well, in a little while anyway. Now, she just needs to kick it for a while, crashed on the couch and have Hot nurses wait hand and foot on her. Ohhh... the good life! Mama gimp is glad she is home :)"

[–]CleverPrimate -5 points-4 points ago

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I'm telling you, that's a dude in the wheelchair. If not then it's still fucked up that she/he has blacked up

[–]wacka4macca 0 points1 point ago

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You're gonna argue after I gave you proof it's a chick? Whatever. And yes, it's still fucked up she's blacked up, regardless of gender.

[–]redtheda 0 points1 point ago

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I know them personally, it's a woman, and she's supposed to be a Klingon, it's not blackface.

[–]juggalonumber27 0 points1 point ago

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i THINK shes trying to look like Worf...?

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[–]ivenoideawhat -1 points0 points ago

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In black face.

[–]mellooo -2 points-1 points ago

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kill with fire

[–]DerpinaSD -1 points0 points ago

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I'm feeling uneasy..