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[–]jmf145 6 points7 points ago

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[–]notnats 6 points7 points ago

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Ahh yes, I remember my first Alpaca purchase. Oh, the memories.

[–]Lyeta 4 points5 points ago

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If my boyfriend showed up at home with an alpaca he'd get so many blow jobs.

I like pets. Especially fuzzy pets.

[–]stereopump 2 points3 points ago

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This is one of the few shows I enjoy watching with my family. I think it's pretty damn funny.

[–]Reh-dit 0 points1 point ago

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What's the name of the show? I'd love to know.

[–]Icy93 2 points3 points ago

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Modern Family

[–]Reh-dit 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks :)

[–]stereopump 0 points1 point ago

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Modern Family. I didn't like it at first, but it's grown on me.

[–]Pieloi 2 points3 points ago

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I was actually looking to buy one, what the hell's wrong with buying an alpaca? God damn it.

[–]Mopso 2 points3 points ago

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Classic Phil

[–]DBuckFactory 0 points1 point ago

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Alpacas actually make great pets. I'd recommend getting a female at any age or a male that has weened off of his mother. If males are bottle-fed, they sometimes can get extremely aggressive and attack people as it would play with other alpacas.