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[–]rushaz 7 points8 points ago

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and.... what did you tell him???

[–]cyrilio 2 points3 points ago

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This question needs an answer.

[–]UltraHellboy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I told him that it's "Friendly Wrestling." He asked, "The why does it break all those skeletons' pelvises?" To which I replied, "Well, the Amazonians don't know their own strength, and don't listen very well when people say stop." He's very smart for his age, and I think he kind of gets what's really going on, but let it drop because any further answers would have embarrassed him.

[–]DieEierVonTool 1 point2 points ago

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Your 7 year old knows what a pelvis is?

[–]UltraHellboy[S] 0 points1 point ago

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They say it several times in the episode and show skeletons with broken pelvis bones, so now he does.

[–]DieEierVonTool 1 point2 points ago

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What a smart kid.

[–]IamSparticles 4 points5 points ago

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Baby, it'll blow your mind.

[–]rooobix 2 points3 points ago

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That does not fempute!

[–]Melnorme 13 points14 points ago

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7 years-old is too young for futurama.

[–]rushaz 4 points5 points ago

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it's got spaceships and aliens... no it isn't... he's just gonna watch it in 10 years and finally get most of the jokes and humor in it

[–]platymage 2 points3 points ago

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We used to watch family guy when my son was in the room. When he hit six we stopped because he started to get and repeat the jokes. Sounds like it is the same thing here.

[–]UltraHellboy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I won't let him watch Family Guy any more, either. There's just too much adult stuff, and it's not handled very gently. Sometimes, it's not even remotely funny.

[–]Sans_Snu_Snu 4 points5 points ago

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Tell him it's something that this guy isn't getting.

[–]UltraHellboy[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! Redditor for a month. Have an upvote. I picture you doing the two thumbs thing like Lando on the Robot Chicken Empire Strikes Back...

[–]Sans_Snu_Snu 1 point2 points ago

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You know I did it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Sentenced to DEATH!!... BY SNU-SNU!!!

[–]shoziku 2 points3 points ago

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Do you know what love is? now look at your hand. someday you will love your hand. That day you will know what snu-snu isn't.

[–]UltraHellboy[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Unless you're very strong and/or clumsy.

[–]SoundHound 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of when I was 7, watching The Simpsons and a scene comes on with Moe dancing on a bar in some make-up and sings;

Money gets you one more round, drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, and you're out on your ass.

My mom was all like "Whaaaaaaaaa!" and I laughed and laughed. She tried to say I couldn't watch it but I had seen many before and she knew it wasn't that bad.

[–]keghiaguy 2 points3 points ago

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

[–]shall18 1 point2 points ago

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-"here is stadium where our women's basketball teams play." -"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals" -"that more fun to watch" Zap-"[laughing] Oh god you're killing me. Oh god you're killing me!"

[–]verdatum 1 point2 points ago

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Explaining Snu Snu is easy. Getting him over Fry's Dog is hard.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and weak." - Captain Zapp Brannigan

[–]Esparno 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, that's a quote from the show the OP is talking about. How did you know that would be relevant? You clever witty person.

[–]earthmane 0 points1 point ago

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what is this i dont even

[–]Neighbor_DAN76 -1 points0 points ago

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lol