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[–]cdizz1e 20 points21 points ago

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splayd? theres not a L, A, Y or D in any of those....

[–]GreatAwesomeFool 11 points12 points ago

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i was wondering the same thing i think it should be kniforoon or something

[–]WBedsmith 4 points5 points ago

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I actually own Splayds. Metal ones. They were still in their box in my great aunt's house, and I now own them. I think they're from the 70s or 80s. They're really just less round sporks. I don't think I'd be able to cut anything with them. However, they are awesome.

[–]saintNIC 1 point2 points ago

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desert...esp. cheesecake

[–]BigSooz 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see how being less round is an improvement.

[–]WBedsmith 0 points1 point ago

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It's not, really. It's more shovel-shaped. It being metal is the main improvement. I feel like most sporks I've seen are plastic.

[–]BigSooz 0 points1 point ago

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That's true. I want you to know, I've been looking at pictures of sporks for a while now.

[–]chavalin 2 points3 points ago

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I think its blending a spork with a blade. I can get behind that.

[–]thisiswhat 0 points1 point ago

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Spade maybe?

[–]nox_fox 0 points1 point ago

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spike?

[–]Slowsy_McNoPhast 0 points1 point ago*

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I feel like sporfk might be the only variation that would reasonably work here. Possibly sporfke with a silent e.

Edit: Oh, Xoebe also resonably suggests Sporfe below.

Edit: Further research(googling) reveals: xkcd #419 and Wikipedia: Splayd, Spife, Knork, Sporf

[–]Whoooo_let_them_in 5 points6 points ago

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Well splayde.

[–]gumbogogo 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Thedirtygongon 2 points3 points ago

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I have four of those things!

[–]chanseyy 0 points1 point ago

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My god, I can already imagine the hot, sticky soup dripping on my hand as I'm trying to pick up food with the fork end. ಠ_ಠ

[–]CaptInsane 0 points1 point ago

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Not only that, but you slice open your face everytime you use the fork because it has a serrated knife edge

[–]avenger723 2 points3 points ago

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[–]bill_nydus 0 points1 point ago

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Thank God I'm not the only one that thought of this.

[–]driir 1 point2 points ago

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I can't wait till they ban the splade on airplanes

[–]Xoebe 1 point2 points ago

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Should be a SPORFE. Or a KNORKOON. Or a FOROOFE.

But SPLAYDE? Oh wait, I see, "blade".

Naw, SPORFE.

[–]thisiswhat 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it came from 'spade' ?

[–]rharry 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer "Knifoon"

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[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

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I see you've played spadey knifey spooney forky before!

[–]gumbogogo -1 points0 points ago

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You forgot to link it...

[–]bent_my_wookie[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just finished my holiday shopping: Titanium Spork

[–]pubicstaticvoid 0 points1 point ago

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"splayd".....THIS is why i'm not a theoretical sporkicist....

[–]Eagleye1585 0 points1 point ago

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What about the Fpoon?

[–]neflyte 0 points1 point ago

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Down with spork! Foon FTW!

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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We've created a whole new level of laziness...

[–]Boycubpiglet 0 points1 point ago

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This is my favorite eating utensil

[–]Gonzo9 0 points1 point ago

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Spife looks incredibly dangerous

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

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I want a spife.

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

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knoork.

[–]PeabnutBubber 0 points1 point ago

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Knork is my new favorite word.

[–]vw209 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BonHary 0 points1 point ago

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The spife seems very dangerous :|

[–]crystalblisters 0 points1 point ago

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In case I couldnt make up my mind

[–]Devywhop 0 points1 point ago

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I made one but called it my ksporken.

[–]Tachik 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mobotto 0 points1 point ago

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FORNIFOON!

[–]glitch_freq 0 points1 point ago

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so it's a spoon, a fork, and a knife?... I can only imagine the knife part being on one of the sides... personally I would end up looking like the joker as played by heath ledger

[–]Sicarium 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fubes2000 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_Dock -1 points0 points ago

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Ksporfk

[–]warcode -1 points0 points ago

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Wanna know how I got these scars?