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[–][deleted] 205 points206 points ago*

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Reminds me of the time Thom Yorke got attacked...

[–]SparkZ94 115 points116 points ago

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Reminded me of when Oprah got bees for everyone

[–]Piratiko 13 points14 points ago

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This is really the best one.

[–]Infinitron 27 points28 points ago

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Oh my god, this is way funnier than the Skrillex one. Only because I've been attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets and I looked exactly like this. Later on I found out that flailing wildly is the worst thing you can do.

[–]interestingsocks 3 points4 points ago

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what are you supposed to do?

[–]gfixler 36 points37 points ago

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Flail calmly and with dignity. The yellow jackets respect that.

[–]Crawlerado 351 points352 points ago

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I always thought Skrillex was a type of cookware. TIL.

[–]squachusinguns 191 points192 points ago

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WTF IS A SKRILLEX?

[–]TruthHammer 59 points60 points ago

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It's a new breakfast dish at Denny's.

[–]d_b_cooper 14 points15 points ago

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And I am now hungry. Dammit.

[–]toyotavan 66 points67 points ago

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It's a smart guy who repackages dubstep for metal kids.

[–]Wargall 31 points32 points ago

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Wouldn't metal kids be listening to metal?

[–]WarPhalange 25 points26 points ago

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It almost sounds like he wanted to mix "Skill" and "T-Rex" together.

[–]whereswallace 24 points25 points ago

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The day that I finally noticed the order of letters in his stage name, and that he wasn't called "Skillrex", was a dark one.

[–]WarPhalange 21 points22 points ago

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He should have just gone with "Skill T-Rex".

[–]ObeseSnake 152 points153 points ago

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Someone who pushes buttons for a "live" concert.

[–]thatwasntveryraven 616 points617 points ago

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You mean like a pianist?

[–]lolmonger 84 points85 points ago

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Madeon does some cool shit with an ableton/MIDI pad - that's like a pianist giving a performance.

[–]sixtyfivedays 37 points38 points ago

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[–]IAMBollock 55 points56 points ago

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As awesome as this is I have to burst some bubbles about playing stuff like this live being hard to do. If Madeon put this infront of you setup how it is in the video and you played around with it you could also make an awesome performance with it after not much fiddling around.

The hard, or mainly time-consuming part (and to me what makes it awesome) is what he's had to do before that. Going through all this tunes he likes, finding bits that work really well together, making a few loops for the meat of the tune and then assigning them all a button on the controller. This is all done in 'ableton live' if you're wondering, that controller he's using is made to work perfectly with it. That's time consuming, the hard part is being able to make it sound as cool as he is.

This is why people go to see electronic artists and DJ's live, it's not because it's an impressive feat (although it REALLY can be - people like Tim Exile put a hell of a lot into their live setups) like seeing a world class pianist, but to see what they've been up to between gigs.

[–]toboggan_philosophy 5 points6 points ago

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It's simply a different kind of performance. Not as technically demanding as playing the piano, but no less creative/emotive. Baths uses controllers to trigger instrumental samples he records himself and throws live vocals on the top, to boot.

[–]TheBakedPotato 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard of Madeon before and really like what I've listened to, but does he actually only have 7 tracks or are they hidden somewhere other than his SoundCloud?

[–]espritsaura 2 points3 points ago

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All I could think of is this. >.>

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[–]weiss5256 11 points12 points ago

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I hate to say it but not really, it's a lot closer to pushing play than it is to a professional pianist playing.

[–]shmalo 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, but it's certainly different form what Skrillex does. Madeon plays songs and mashes them up and puts them through effects and you can see him making an effort with his hands onstage. Skrillex seems to just play his songs out of iTunes.

[–]WiiMachinE 31 points32 points ago

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While I do agree with you, I find the idea of dubstep on a piano hilarious.

[–]flapcats 8 points9 points ago

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[–]USMCsniper 3 points4 points ago

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BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

[–]stonersknowhowtoact 14 points15 points ago

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Skrillex:Dubstep::50 Cent:Rap

[–]flagbearer223 9 points10 points ago

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I don't understand why people hate on Skrillex so much. He's the only dubstep artist that I've ever heard of that is able to take the sounds/samples that he uses and pull them together into some sort of a coherent song. Every other attempt at it that I've heard is just a jumbled mess with no flow, poor placement of drops, and inconsistent sound. I can understand that people might just not like the style/genre, but he's got some fucking talent.

[–]infinifunny 3 points4 points ago

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Didn't know you could saute, fry, or steam delicious bass in any Skrillex pan?

[–]fisch003 2 points3 points ago

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I figured it was some random Pokemon.

[–]AHamWorker 7 points8 points ago

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I wish I was as naive as you.

[–]DrTiMeLorD 482 points483 points ago

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She has nice boobs.

[–]machzel08 58 points59 points ago

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It's a dude

But if you like that look: http://girlsthatlooklikeskrillex.tumblr.com/

[–]CrapNeck5000 66 points67 points ago

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This should be called girls that skrillex looks like.

[–]nksdabomb 22 points23 points ago

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Wait, so this is a thing now?

[–]Remnants 16 points17 points ago

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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–]rafuzo2 9 points10 points ago

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Inaccurate. Not a single photo of Corey Feldman.

[–]withoutanything 2 points3 points ago

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[–]thehero29 2 points3 points ago

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This is the reason I checked the comments. Damn, I honestly couldn't tell.

[–]tobiasx 2 points3 points ago

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Stupid fucking haircut.

[–]kamiikoneko 2 points3 points ago

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also known as girls most people on reddit would bone

[–]GottaLoveFishTacoz 268 points269 points ago

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Wait no seriously is it a guy or a girl?

[–]crylicylon 172 points173 points ago

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Its a guy.

[–]itisnear 26 points27 points ago

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If that was a guy, I now feel really ashamed of what I just did 2 minutes ago.

[–]penguinswithpie 106 points107 points ago

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Really?

[–]crylicylon 401 points402 points ago

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[–]penguinswithpie 33 points34 points ago

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I believe you now that you've responded with a picture.

[–]crylicylon 46 points47 points ago

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[–]toyotavan 2 points3 points ago

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Ah... So it is a girl.

[–]Harold_Grundelson 117 points118 points ago

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Owl upvote that...and receive downvotes accordingly.

[–]dontcallitthat 44 points45 points ago

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I don't really give a hoot. It was a good pun.

[–]Battletooth 17 points18 points ago

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At least there was no fowl play in there.

[–]Bob_Dylan_not_Marley 33 points34 points ago

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Ok, that last one was for the birds.

[–]Slick1 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Tokiehardo 165 points166 points ago

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That proves nothing.

[–]Slick1 57 points58 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Whatever. That just proves Corey Feldman has a twin, time-traveling brother.

[–]CapnSammich 16 points17 points ago

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Why the fuck is he wearing broken glasses?

[–]PretzelFucker 30 points31 points ago

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They're probably just taped to look broken.

[–]sp4ce 2 points3 points ago

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oh so his glasses were broken before they were broken?

[–]ASlyGuy 26 points27 points ago

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He's a tortured, starving artist who can't afford a new pair douche bag.

[–]gwalsher 11 points12 points ago

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why does my computer have a difficult time loading a gif ffs

[–]GreenJesus423 6 points7 points ago

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It looks like he's been accidentally taking estrogen pills rather than rolls. Fucking scandalous drug dealers.

[–]berryhill 8 points9 points ago

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I am just amazed that people can listen to his/her/its music. No drug will ever confuse me to the point I can enjoy dubstep.

[–]Alchemilla 95 points96 points ago

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Skrillex is Sonny Moore from From First to Last? I had no idea.

[–]no-cake 8 points9 points ago

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a song about the show cheaters. epic.

I always loved FFTL because their beats/rhythm/style what ever is so different.

[–]greenteaallday 31 points32 points ago

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I know guy goes from finding a niche in the emo/hxc scene, to the dub step scene. Gotta give him credit.

[–]retrospects 14 points15 points ago

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I wish that band could just stay in 2004 forever. I saw FFTL three time before they hit the bricks.

[–]TheDroopy 36 points37 points ago

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No I don't

[–]chocolatesandwiches 122 points123 points ago

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A MOVING .JPG? ARE YOU A WIZARD?

[–]GNG 68 points69 points ago

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You think that's crazy? Check it:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2zois0w.png

[–]wonderwill 177 points178 points ago

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CALL 911 NOW.

[–]el0rg 102 points103 points ago

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[–]Totlin 16 points17 points ago

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But... How?

[–]uncleben85 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Totlin 5 points6 points ago

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I feel so... honored.

[–]pegasus_527 3 points4 points ago

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Filetype extensions don't matter on the web, it's all about MIME types

[–]sbluetruck 27 points28 points ago

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Even with the wrong file extension, modern browsers are "smart" enough to recognize it's a .gif and play it as normal.

[–]gigitrix 31 points32 points ago

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It's less that the browser defaults are set, and more that the server sends the correct mime types. Technically file extensions mean nothing in a url: it's all just pointers to data.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Fuck yeah for actually understanding whats going on

[–]PenisPumper8000 22 points23 points ago

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I GET THE JOKE!

[–]regisfrost 15 points16 points ago

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Here you go, I turned the animated image into a video: http://i42.tinypic.com/2zois0w.avi

[–]bigmenace 27 points28 points ago

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If someone makes a .doc version of this, i swear i will shit my pants.

[–]Wormythunder 24 points25 points ago

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Just make sure you're not taking a final

[–]Daph 45 points46 points ago

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[–]pukeorama 16 points17 points ago

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It smells... Wonderful

[–]chocolatesandwiches 9 points10 points ago

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Well, you got your .doc versions. I demand to see shit in pants.

[–]401vs401 14 points15 points ago

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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod

[–]wonderwill 25 points26 points ago

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....(bass drop) wuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[–]branflakes92 2 points3 points ago

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Glad someone else noticed!

[–]martinap 67 points68 points ago

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What a terrible way to die. RIP bee

[–]SuperSaucyBiscuit 27 points28 points ago

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Someone had to take out Skrillex.

[–]weiss5256 10 points11 points ago

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It was for the good of mankind. He made the biggest sacrifice of all, may he rest in peace.

[–]notsothrowaway 90 points91 points ago

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when hundreds of people gather to watch you push buttons and twist knobs, you better push and twist like you mean it!

[–]Fhorglingrads 60 points61 points ago

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They also gather to do drugs that let those 10 ft. monitors deliver bass straight to your soul

[–]bitcheslovecheezwhiz 9 points10 points ago

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thats what it is all about. even without drugs

[–]Harold_Grundelson 10 points11 points ago

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Gob's not on board.

[–]edubation 62 points63 points ago

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I'm not huge into Skrillex, but the people talking about her music all sound like a bunch of 75 year olds.

[–]stevegasm 26 points27 points ago

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Someone dropped the bees.

[–]Throwawayalphaprime 102 points103 points ago

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I saw him live at starscape he honestly wasnt that good

[–]Leadmeister 106 points107 points ago

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He fakes his live sets. Not surprising.

Proof: Find a picture of behind him in a live show, look at the top of the clip view in ableton, you can see the layout preset.

[–]WhitePolypousThing 67 points68 points ago

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I mean, I didn't think anyone was really under the impression that he was 'performing' his music live. To me it seems that people just go to hear Skrillex play a lot of Skrillex songs really loud and get fucked up. It's not like people are expecting to go to the symphony or anything.

[–]pifarm 179 points180 points ago

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How to be skrillex

1:press play on your macbook

2:light a cigarette

3:mess with the midi knobs that do nothing

4:jump into the audience

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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[–]pigpill 60 points61 points ago

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I love when I find great youtube comments "...aaaaaaaaaaanddddddddd......­..... OSCILATOR KNOB SOLO F***CK YEA AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!"

[–]centzon 64 points65 points ago

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Sounds like a dial up modem.

[–]anopheles0 15 points16 points ago

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Mix that with a manufactured drum beat and an autotuned squeaky chipmunk voice, and you've got yourself an album!

[–]Smashkan 87 points88 points ago

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Good lord, he was cranking those midi knobs like a madman.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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I think it would have been more fun if he had set them on fire a la jimi hendrix. It's not like they really do anything so why not go all out with it?

[–]Smashkan 23 points24 points ago

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He's busy asking them to make some noise, then resumes abusing their cochleas.

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points ago

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That would make a good CD name, Abusing Their Cochleas

[–]Smashkan 33 points34 points ago

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Track #1 :The Inner Ear Massacre

[–]Mixxx 28 points29 points ago

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Track #2: The broken hammer

[–]nyuncat 4 points5 points ago

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He should just sit there in an armchair and calmly smoke a pipe

[–]finest_bear 33 points34 points ago

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This is why I got out of DJing. I was brought into the DJ world on vinyl and then the scene started overloading with these guys. There are a bunch of talented DJs out there that use laptops and DAWs, but for everyone of them there are 1000 skrillexs

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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the worst i've ever seen is at a club that had a very nice dancefloor/lighting yet i swear the dj was playing songs of itunes or something as there were pauses between songs, there's dj software with an automix feature better than this guy

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

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He was adding the next track onto his "on the go" iPod playlist.

[–]wentzeric 24 points25 points ago

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skrillexi <

[–]willardfillmore 16 points17 points ago

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skrillices

[–]regisfrost 10 points11 points ago

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My god, even the cameraman are having seizures.

[–]sneeper 45 points46 points ago

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Yowza. How are people dancing to this?

[–]AHamWorker 53 points54 points ago

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Maybe MDMA?

[–]jotatmo 18 points19 points ago

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certainly.

[–]stevesonaplane 5 points6 points ago

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I could probably love anything with the right amounts of MDMA

[–]KenMixtape 26 points27 points ago

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I have not yet found the appropriate dosage of MDMA to make Skrillex listenable.

[–]death_pheasant 15 points16 points ago

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It's extremely close to lethal.

[–]Tactful 7 points8 points ago

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You know dubstep has taken a properly massive dive when the MDMA gurners are like: "Nah mate, we'll just... we'll just wait outside."

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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Drugs & Booze

[–]heylittlebuddy 12 points13 points ago

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yea i never really liked the concept of dubstep concerts

[–]Tactful 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously you've never been to a free party in the UK.

[–]primusperegrinus 19 points20 points ago

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This is just random noise to me, I feel so old.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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I'm 25 and it's random noise to me. It's not your age. I'm really non picky about music, I listen to whatever, bieber, nickelback, black eyed peas, rush, zeppelin, abba, frankie bones, portishead, immortal technique, lil wayne, slayer, whatever... this is just crap music or maybe i don't understand it.. I try not to judge but I really can't see an appeal with it.. maybe its not for me tho

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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I'm 24 and it still sounds like random noise to me sometimes... but I love it. I have a hard time understanding why I like it as much as I do. My dad and I are both drummers and he raised me on Zeppelin, Hendrix, Floyd, etc (all of which I still love) so I still feel weird about the fact that I like dubstep as much as I do...but I do.

I think for me, it's mostly about the energy. About finding the order in all the chaos. The first 'dubstep' song I heard (even though I know it's not technically dubstep) was Skrillex's "Hey Sexy Lady." That's about as chopped up as it gets, but still in all that chaos and commotion I could find the beat that stayed constant throughout it.

I think it's also a function of the high energy, multitasking world we live in nowadays. Our brains have been rewired to process so much information at once that I think we're all a little ADD. For this reason, the dynamic nature of dubstep appeals to me because it's all over the place, bombarding your ear drums with all kinds of crazy sounds, then mashing them up, twisting them around and repurposing them later in the song for a different sound. It really keeps my mind engaged and keeps me guessing what's next.

Then there are the shows. Once I went to my first show I was sold on the genre and the scene. I've never felt such a powerful, positive, collective energy that I do at EDM shows. Maybe it's the drugs (let's be honest, it's probably the drugs) but at almost every show I've been to, the people are overwhelmingly positive and accepting. You can literally do whatever you want and no one will judge you for it. Personally, I like to dance pretty intensely (rage, if you will, although I hate using that word) when I'm just by myself in my room..so giving me a license to go as crazy as possible while listening to music I love on a world-class sound system? Yea, that's enough to make me happy. Not to mention there are some beautiful women wearing very little clothing...

And there's just nothing like a live drop. It's almost...sexual in nature. You can feel it coming - the wind sound starts building, lights start strobing, everyone raises their hands and screams as the bass goes from quarter notes to half notes to 8th to 16th and 32nd, and finally...BOOM the place fucking explodes. Lights go crazy, people jumping everywhere, sweaty as fuck, and nothing but smiles all around. A good DJ will transition seamlessly between moments of intensity and moments of tranquility, from song to song, while the crowd rides the continuous wave of energy up and down all night.

But yea, besides that there's not much to like.

[–]SarcasticOptimist 3 points4 points ago

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There are few things more potent than a bass drop in dubstep when the speakers practically liquidate your organs. Earplugs are mandatory, IMO. And I agree about the crazy yet friendly people around you. In some cases, it lasts over 4 hours straight, with who knows how many drops.

/went to a Bassnectar concert.

[–]Sandmanifest 4 points5 points ago

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You lost me at

... I think we're all a little ADD.

[–]HMJBurner 2 points3 points ago

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And he was nominated for 5 Grammys how?

[–]issomethingmissing 32 points33 points ago

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If he were a DJ then I would be like "Wat?". But he's a producer. He makes the music he is playing. So if he wants to play a show by playing his mixes, so be it. People went there to hear HIS music, not to judge him on how well he is mixing. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Blitzkrieg95 6 points7 points ago

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What do you guys expect him to do, make more music on the fly? It's made by a computer, and played by a computer. I don't see the problem with that.

[–]pifarm 24 points25 points ago

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go look at what ratatat does at a live show

[–]Doug_is_fresh 5 points6 points ago

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Or Bassnectar

[–]CrapNeck5000 8 points9 points ago

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DJ.

[–]ninety6days 25 points26 points ago

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Please explain to me the threshold at which use of music technology crosses from acceptable into unacceptable.

For some reason it seems very , VERY close to the point at which an artist crosses into mainstream commercial success.

[–]brave-new-world 14 points15 points ago*

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It's mostly all in a live set on ableton, but he still does some of the mixing and I'm pretty sure he throws in random stuff here and there. Like he'll say oh, I'm feeling the obligatory Bass Cannon. True, he may not create ALL the mixing live, but it's still all put together by him. Either way, it's still pretty gnarly to see him live if you like dubstep I think. It's like a giant party hosted by Skrillex.

[–]Leadmeister 5 points6 points ago

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No. When I say "layout" I mean he has already gone into the song track layout, not clip mode in Ableton and set out every song lined up and timed.

Another artist that uses Ableton live is deadmau5, but the difference is that mau5 is actually triggering the individual tracks, hence why he has so many controllers up stage, and skrillex just uses a trigger finger.

So when Skrillex plays live, he just presses play, pauses when he wants to yell "HEY DID THIS SONG ON MY LAPTOP LAST NIGHT WHILE DRUNK IN AN HOUR HURDUR (signifies his musical talent)", then presses play again.

Plays with the knobs on the TF, and mashes the pads like he is actually doing something.

[–]CantSeeShit 2 points3 points ago

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starscape was fucken AWESOME!!!

[–]austin713 10 points11 points ago

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fuckfuckfuck get it off me

[–]jayseesee85 57 points58 points ago

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What the shit is that thing?

[–]FiredFox 10 points11 points ago

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Ah, Dubstep...The Disco of the 2010's

Your grandchildren will make fun of this music.

[–]mz27 2 points3 points ago*

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[–]mambypambyland 193 points194 points ago

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Is this the guy that makes those shitty noises?

[–]Uncle_Larry 126 points127 points ago

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[–]triobot 44 points45 points ago

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you spelt it Corey even though the picture spells it Cory.

[–]bigwax 104 points105 points ago*

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I honestly don't fucking understand why everyone has to go out of their way to shit on Skrillex. It's not that I have a problem with people stating their opinion. It's the fact that these people come off as music connoisseurs and are dogmatic about it. If you just don't like it and want to say that, that is completely fine. But rather than saying "Skrillex is terrible and you should be ashamed if you like his music. It takes absolutely no skill", just say something along the lines of "I don't like Skrillex" and move the fuck on.

I genuinely enjoy his music, and have invested a ton of time listening to all different types of electronic music (so exposure to other artists isn't an issue). If you don't like it, fine. Some people do. These people aren't retarded or a bunch of kids with "bad taste in music". These are people who love the thrill and excitement a good, dirty, dramatic drop gives no matter how annoying you think it might sound. It's just not for the casual listener.

Regarding those who are annoyed by him "just pressing play". If that's the case, then Skrillex knows it himself. He wants to showcase his music, but if he just stands there then he gets criticized either way. He is just trying to entertain the crowd (the whole reason they go to shows). If you want to see talent, there are very few mainstream electronic producers that actually showcase talent on stage (and even then, a talented DJ showcasing his mad skills doesn't always sound the best regardless of how much skill it takes).

If people are upset over the fact that some consider it "dubstep", then don't hate the player, hate the game. He just produces what he thinks sounds cool and it's up to the audience to label it. Not to mention his music does fall under some of the elements of dubstep. It's just not your traditional dubstep like Joker or Benga. Completely semantics. Here is a quote from a Guardian article:

There doesn't seem to be a material goal, just a desire – naive, maybe, or even old-fashioned – to be part of music scenes and to connect with crowds. "I don't even try to make 'dubstep'," he says, lifting his hands to make air-quotes. "It's just another tempo and rhythm that I work in, because it makes people go wild."

When I hear someone go out of their way to talk shit about a genre, all I see is some cynic with the mentality of an 11 year old who doesn't understand subjectivity. I love every genre of music, so I understand how easy it is to degrade some genres by saying things like "Hip Hop is just talking about money and bitches over a beat", or "Techno is what happens when you give an 8 year old a computer". You're not being original at all, just ignorant.

I have never heard more than about 2 artists ever get that signature "brostep" sound right, and for good reason. It's fucking hard to synthesize a sound like that. You have to know what you're doing - the ins and outs of whatever form of synthesis you use (FM, subtractive, etc). It does take a degree of talent, no matter how annoying or stupid you think it sounds.

TL;DR: If you don't like Skrillex, that's fine. But don't be dogmatic about him being a bad artist. Some people like it.

[–]pointsandlaughs 3 points4 points ago

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I'm in my 40's, and I think Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites is an awesome song. People just like to bitch and moan. If you don't like his music, turn it off. If you do, turn it up. I choose to turn it up.

I think a lot of the people who are complaining that he just "hits play" are ignorant of the fact that he's spent many hours sequencing this stuff alone, in the studio. Yes, he isn't recreating it from scratch live, but you can't really do that with some music.

[–]Kasseev 8 points9 points ago

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Well argued, if a bit overwrought.

[–]imaznumkay 14 points15 points ago

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It IS all about subjectivity. It would be like someone telling me "Oh, you like red wine? Well I think red wine is shit, I love white wine".

I don't listen to brostep much, I'm more of a breakbeat/breakstep fan. I don't listen to it during the day when I'm going grocery shopping, but I might wobble out to it if I'm at a club. It's definitely not something I can listen to it 24/7, but at certain situations I tolerate it. But it's just like, uh, my opinion man.

Anyways, I do appreciate the fact that it takes much talent to make music that people like. As far as people hating on DJ's because they just "press play", I sort of agree but not really at the same time. I've been a club DJ before, it takes a bit more than just the mechanical ability to press down on a button, you need some sense of timing and also some sense of musical progression. But there's a lot of aspiring DJ's don't really get into the specifics of music production (progression, theory, synthesizing, etc) due to the fact that they're into it for the popularity contest more so than the love for music itself. I think that stigma gets associated with even the big name DJ's.

In the end, if everybody could do what he does, then everyone would be making tons of money. Good for Skrillex for doing what he does best, and being able to make something out of what he loves to do.

[–]bigwax 3 points4 points ago*

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Great post. And yes, I agree that when people criticize his music, they are just stating their opinion. It's not that which I have a problem with. It's the fact that these people come off as music connoisseurs and are dogmatic about their statements and give off an objective vibe. If you just don't like it and want to say that, I don't have a problem with it. [I just edited this part into my other rant].

[–]QdwachMD 2 points3 points ago

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If I say I don't like his music and explain to you why it is not because I'm a "dogmatic cynic with the mentality of an 11 year old who doesn't understand subjectivity." It is because I listened to his music and developed a coherent opinion about it.

[–]bigwax 2 points3 points ago

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And I respect that. You are not who I'm referring to.

[–]juca5056 59 points60 points ago*

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In this thread:

  • recycled Justin Beiber jokes regarding gender uncertainty

  • super original comments distilling any live dubstep/techno/electronica show to the equivalent of pushing "play" on a laptop

  • complaints about dubstep being "noise"/wubwubwub jokes/kids these days

  • "wtf is a skrillex?"

EDIT: fixed bullet

[–]sarmatron 5 points6 points ago

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They're in my eyes!

[–]Pooters 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone got a source?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I don't "get" the big deal about skrillex, but damn that is a great gif

[–]ColaEuphoria 3 points4 points ago

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I was expecting a video of Skrillex actually being attacked by a bee and flipping out onstage about it. This was funnier though.

[–]PhilbertMcFilibuster 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, the bee was enlarged for comedic effect.

[–]Deepspacesquid 4 points5 points ago

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modern art dubstep

Me:"I can do that"

DJ:"But you didn't"

[–]lagspike 10 points11 points ago

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serious question:

how do you even dance to dubstep?

[–]Ching_chong_parsnip 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Foosball421 14 points15 points ago

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I'll probably see you in hell for a different reason.

Wobblegirl is fake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOmNuIYFD7g

[–]Hjalomarz 13 points14 points ago

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this gets posted a lot, the correct way to handle the drop

[–]SickZX6R 7 points8 points ago

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There's a youtube video of three guys dancing to DJ Fresh - Louder that's pretty good. There's another of a guy dancing to a Foster The People dubstep remix. I'd link if I weren't at work. Basically you have a seizure.

[–]JewboiTellem 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody dances like that, it's just a nice excuse to dance however you want because there's no set way to dance to it, as opposed to hip hop, jazz, swing, etc. I mean there aren't "set" ways to dance to those, either, but you catch my drift.

You wanna dance in slo-mo? Go for it. You wanna dance like you're stepping on hot coals? Nobody'll look twice and you'll have a blast. Wanna bro out? Want to pop and lock? Want to just stand there and nod your head?

[–]IM_THE_DECOY 40 points41 points ago*

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Haters gon hate.

I for one like quite a few Skrillex songs. Some not so much.

And to those of you har har-ing about how he just "presses play" at his show. Going to any live show (especially any kind of electronica) is not about seeing them play it live. It's about sharing a common energy with a huge group of people all vibing on the same music. Anyone that really enjoys going to any kind of live show will tell you that.

[–]Pyrofallout 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty much, there will always be those that hate. Just listen to what you like and forget about everyone else's opinion on the matter. It's your ears, feed em what they like. I honestly don't see how he could possibly do most of his songs full on live even if he wanted to. I saw him live, and yes, he basically just stood there, but the crowd was insane and it was a hell of a party.

[–]kaajit 10 points11 points ago

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TIL reddit hates Skrillex

[–]zenmity 6 points7 points ago

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you must be new here.

[–]anyevery 5 points6 points ago

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While I'm admittedly not a fan of Skrillex, I'd have a lot more respect for him and his music (and probably try to see one of his concerts) if he could pull something like this off at a live performance

[–]F_A_F 44 points45 points ago

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I could never understand the dreadful press that dubstep gets in the US. Here in the UK we have Burial, Distance, Kode 9, Skull Disco.....

Whereas you guys get Skrillex......I'm just off to slit my wrists in sympathy...

[–]famikon 56 points57 points ago

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You have dubstep :)

We have brostep :(

[–]jtdubss 4 points5 points ago

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nosaj thing, dude. saw him live in la. 45 min improv set w/ his own samples (samples himself).

[–]damonish 20 points21 points ago

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'murica gots bassnectar! Liberty hall in lawrence ks was one of the best shows I've ever seen.

[–]flapcats 2 points3 points ago

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I was at a Beardyman gig on Friday that had a camera attached to his mike and thrown up on the screen so we could all see he wasn't just pressing play. It was far more interesting than looking up at the back of a laptop and wondering what's going on.

[–]RickRussellTX 2 points3 points ago

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Now I see The Aggressive Bee!

[–]Minyme2009 2 points3 points ago

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This is by far the best skrillex gif I have ever seen

[–]Berzerker7 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone have the actual video for this? I kinda want to see what he's dancing too lol.

[–]DATSOUR 21 points22 points ago

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dr dr dr drop the BASS

[–]gid13 82 points83 points ago

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dr dr dr drop the BEES

[–]penguinswithpie 40 points41 points ago

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BEADS??

[–]sponto_pronto 12 points13 points ago

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penguinswithpie's not on board.

[–]NULLACCOUNT 18 points19 points ago

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[–]PancakeMonger 5 points6 points ago

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[–]wonderwill 2 points3 points ago

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Bow Wow.

[–]AndyFreak457 9 points10 points ago

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I just laughed so hard at work

[–]zsotty4 6 points7 points ago

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Dubstep for electronic music is what metal is for rock music, except it sounds bad.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I saw Dave Grohl get attacked by a bee at a festival once. That was some funny shit.

[–]sfmuges 1 point2 points ago

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Should have a dick slapping him back and forth... Just sayin lolol

[–]lindberghbaby 4 points5 points ago

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skrillex blows.