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[–]Stratten 85 points86 points ago

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Kinda reminds me of high school.

[–]SangamonTaylor 21 points22 points ago

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In high school, my friend was dating this total meat head swimmer. The kid just wasn't bright, but he was ripped and all the girls mistook his stupidity for charm as high school girls are wont to do. Anyway, he sneaks into her house one night to have sex and, getting caught up in the moment, goes at it between her butt cheek and the sheets. She can't believe it but lets him finish that way and dumps him the next day.

[–]HurricaneHugo 15 points16 points ago

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Didn't matter, had sex!

[–]LLv2 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, I dumped her!

[–]fwaht -5 points-4 points ago

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When did you start using "wont"? It seems to have hit a recent surge in popularity like "loath" did a year or so ago.

I'm guessing their surge in popularity is because they act as shibboleths for people that are interested in signaling intellectual status. They're not very useful words in that they both have much more well known synonyms and they're both easily confused with more common words, but that's also what makes them effective shibboleths.

It's like Will Smith's character in Six Degrees of Separation.

[–]SangamonTaylor 1 point2 points ago

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I've used it sporadically since high school, so about 6 or 7 years- I actually do think it's a pretty useful word in the place of "usually" or "like". And yes, it's absolutely used to signal intellectual status. In the context of my comment, I thought it was slightly humorous in that it is a sort of high-brow word used to tell a base story.

[–]s-mores 154 points155 points ago

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[–]Scops 46 points47 points ago

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I always think of this scene.

[–]kqpro 5 points6 points ago

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what the fuck.. what movie is this?

[–]krahzee 12 points13 points ago

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The original Naked Gun movie. A fucking classic....

[–]WillSnipeForPie 1 point2 points ago

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nice beaver.

[–]aaron_bit_7 4 points5 points ago

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Do they sell these?

[–]valentinej4 2 points3 points ago

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they do my friend has 2 of them as a joke i think he ordered them online somewhere

[–]aaron_bit_7 0 points1 point ago

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Please find out for me and you shall be rewarded.

[–]valentinej4 0 points1 point ago

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found it at this prank storebody condom

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I can't wait to see this as a [Fixed] post in a couple of hours.

[–]awells1 1 point2 points ago

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If they aren't broken why would someone fix them?

[–]Qwerty10110 0 points1 point ago

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Neutered!

[–]limer 2 points3 points ago

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That dog should be in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa6pcMOLEM

[–]NonViolentWar 1 point2 points ago

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This was my first thought as well.

[–]Wittier_Username -1 points0 points ago

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Or this music video Wiggle wiggle yeah!

[–]ccm139 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahaha nice

[–]GoochToomor 75 points76 points ago

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haha, he's doing the worm

[–]6Revolvers 21 points22 points ago

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The bitch: is it in yet?

the dog stops for a while and looks at what he's actually doing

Shit.

[–]GoochToomor 10 points11 points ago

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He is doing his warm up.

[–]SaltyBabe 4 points5 points ago

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She looks uncomfortable with the whole thing.

[–]stuffistuffy 1 point2 points ago

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That's because the "she" is a "he".

[–]Diablo_En_Musica 1 point2 points ago

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I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

[–]BranchDavidian 39 points40 points ago

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that counts right?... please say it counts.

[–]EvolV2 35 points36 points ago

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DM;HS

[–]whiely 21 points22 points ago

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Dick massage; head shot?

[–]ci5ic 13 points14 points ago

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Doggy Mess; Hairy Slut.

[–]uptwolait 26 points27 points ago

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Didn't Mount; Humiliated Stud

[–]aaron_bit_7 1 point2 points ago

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Done Masturbating; Herpes suck

[–]valentinej4 3 points4 points ago

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Determined Mutt; Having Sex

[–]dagway_nimo 1 point2 points ago

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Dogs Mating; Hips Swaging

[–]EngiBeering 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Source

[–]zoidbort 35 points36 points ago

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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What in the... WHERE AM I? WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 8 points9 points ago

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5 Black Guys Tag Team Dry Hump a Chair/Wall/Floor/Mirror/Air

The title had an easier to swallow hilarious-to-gay ratio...

[–]socatevoli 4 points5 points ago

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This is exactly what this gif immediately reminded me of

[–]BootsCatsBootsCats 7 points8 points ago

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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA

[–]the_bleach_boys 2 points3 points ago

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This video gives me a ladyboner. Then I laugh until I hurt. Then I get aroused again. And laugh more.

[–]Pleomax45 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously? This gets you horny? You must have really crummy tastes.

[–]the_bleach_boys 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, I'm gonna stand by this. I have odd tastes, sure. And most definitely a bizarre sense of humor. Crummy, though? That was rude, sir.

[–]pleomax455 1 point2 points ago

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I apologize, then.

[–]estherflyXD 1 point2 points ago

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I'm disappointed in myself that I knew this video would be posted in the comments somewhere.

[–]biggmclargehuge 42 points43 points ago

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[–]JayJay729 -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]Your_Dog 10 points11 points ago

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Excuse me for playing it safe. I am not supporting a litter of puppies at my age.

[–]bloodredmoon 23 points24 points ago*

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had to be done

EDIT: Drag and drop the link if it doesn't work by clicking.

[–]FalconPaunch 15 points16 points ago

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[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 1 point2 points ago

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Dog's got groove

[–]kmreid 2 points3 points ago

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Man, you made my mascara run. Bahaha!

[–]mocotazo 11 points12 points ago

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Hover Hump

[–]liquidcourage1 8 points9 points ago

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My buddy's dog did this to my Rottweiler. I brought my dog over while we were hanging out and his dog would just stand next to her and hump the air.

[–]zillah1985 8 points9 points ago

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[–]roostercogburn 0 points1 point ago

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Heh, the doors move too.

[–]string97bean 13 points14 points ago

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This hits way too close to home

[–]estherflyXD 1 point2 points ago

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if by hits, you mean air-humps two feet to the right of...

[–]Donacius 1 point2 points ago

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It's your house?

[–]RedWave 0 points1 point ago

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how? how the fuck?

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

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Not close enough... heheh

[–]ZaxMuyBueno 9 points10 points ago

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still a better love story than twilight

[–]JibberGXP 4 points5 points ago

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Rather than their practising safe sex, I am more impressed with the moves that doggy in the back has. If I could move like that, I'd be fucking.

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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This is not a gif.

[–]Mithorium 14 points15 points ago

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I spent like half a minute waiting for it to load before realizing that it wasnt going to move. it is...never going to move ;_;

[–]atrophied462 0 points1 point ago

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Repeatedly.

[–]Cool_Cat_Craig 0 points1 point ago

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whiff. air ball.

[–]SuperSprinkles 4 points5 points ago

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Socially Awkward Dog.

[–]anybodywannapeanut 5 points6 points ago

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That's my move!

[–]rocketfin 7 points8 points ago

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"Is it in yet?"

[–]tands 2 points3 points ago

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Reminds me of 9th grade..

[–]Nodja 2 points3 points ago

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Hover shag.

[–]cdude -2 points-1 points ago

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DM;HS?

[–]MedievalKnieval 2 points3 points ago

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WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB

[–]FaithwithinReason 2 points3 points ago

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Is it in yet?

[–]chterrible 2 points3 points ago

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This reignited my PTSD from my mormon ex girlfriend.

[–]svengalus 2 points3 points ago

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Just the tip.

[–]omac318 2 points3 points ago

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get it get it get it

[–]sculptedpixels 2 points3 points ago

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The safe sex version of hoverhands: Hoverhump

[–]snappyTertle 2 points3 points ago

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took hover hand to a new level

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Hah, came here to see this.

[–]happyklam 2 points3 points ago

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I put my paw upon your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip...

[–]phasmy 2 points3 points ago

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DM; HS

[–]faviang 1 point2 points ago

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Still better than hover hands

[–]Scops 1 point2 points ago

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Ah man, my roommate's dog would do this to my dog. Usually, she (yes, his dog was a female) was closer to my dog's face than his (yes, my dog was male) rump.

My dog seemed just as confused by this as we were.

[–]SaltyBabe 1 point2 points ago

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I have a dachshund and she will relentlessness hump other dogs heads... Never the back end, always the head, full contact head humping.

[–]BiggityBates 1 point2 points ago

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That other dog has a serious "WTF is going on" face...

[–]my_shoes_hurt 1 point2 points ago

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motion in the ocean. homedog has it. too bad his aim is off.

[–]ThaUniversal 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I remember middle school too.

[–]rockmongoose 1 point2 points ago

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'Tis called air-humping.

Not unlike air-guitaring and air-drumming.

Just..different. Slightly.

[–]Rudiger036 1 point2 points ago

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I'm listening to the Bee Gee's and watching this. Life makes sense now.

[–]cookiemonster87 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure we're witnessing natural selection at work here.

[–]pokeylope 1 point2 points ago

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that's basically what i see when i smell a guy wearing axe

[–]hairyassandballs 1 point2 points ago

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hover hump

[–]Secrete_Persona 1 point2 points ago

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[–]twowordz 1 point2 points ago

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He's got the moves like Jagger.

[–]sn420 1 point2 points ago

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rwj

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
you're doing that wrong 0coms 0pts 8hrs funny
Dry humping like a BOSS!!! 1com -1pt 3mos reddit.com
Me dancing at parties 36coms 661pts 3mos gifs

source: karmadecay

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[deleted]

[–]unholymackerel 7 points8 points ago

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hover sex

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit sex.

[–]benc1213 0 points1 point ago

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It looks more like he is doing the worm.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awkward Redditor sex?

[–]n2dasun 0 points1 point ago

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Hover wang?

[–]c9silver 0 points1 point ago

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I actually laughed out loud. I never laugh out loud

[–]MadMageMC 0 points1 point ago

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Actual Laughter Was Produced?

[–]c9silver 1 point2 points ago

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A curious incident. A curious incident indeed.

[–]i_am_dad 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me A Night at the Roxbury

[–]misterAction 0 points1 point ago

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hover cock

[–]lolprofile 0 points1 point ago

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Great ninja skillz.

[–]Teh_Ent 0 points1 point ago

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what that dog is doing is pretty much explains my entire awkward life...

[–]Stuartc084 0 points1 point ago

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Can't you see, that's just a run-up?

[–]AptMoniker 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Pipelaya?

[–]foreverwindblown 0 points1 point ago

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what it feels like having sex with a guy with a tiny penis

[–]tmonto02 0 points1 point ago

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sex...you're doing it wrong

[–]Lurkerphile 0 points1 point ago

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That dog has moves...

[–]Zout 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Blahblahblahinternet 0 points1 point ago

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Hover pelvis?

[–]dscdn 0 points1 point ago

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Air Bud, Golden Believer.

[–]cold_fire149 0 points1 point ago

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Also known as, "What I look like on the dance floor."

[–]Bobxdd 0 points1 point ago

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LEMME SMANG IT.

[–]wiyumishere 0 points1 point ago

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Or he is just well endowed.

[–]GWEEDOspeedo 0 points1 point ago

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This dog has swagger

[–]2k5 0 points1 point ago

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why is this not on the top ! Gold !

[–]nomis_nehc 0 points1 point ago

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Just warming up.

[–]dontforgettotip 0 points1 point ago

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That dog has a huge invisible penis.

[–]ThatGuyWithAnAccent 0 points1 point ago

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LET ME SEE YOUR O FACE

[–]willee 0 points1 point ago

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"is it in yet?"

[–]LiudvikasT 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know, banging your balls against concrete hurts like hell.

[–]moneymark21 0 points1 point ago

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Was this on Cinemax?

[–]allaboutthebacon 0 points1 point ago

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more like virtual sex!

[–]nachomuchacho69 0 points1 point ago

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Yeeeaaah bonin', bonin'!!

[–]mjc1027 0 points1 point ago

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NSFD tag please....(not suitable for dogs). woof.

[–]dirjy 0 points1 point ago

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Hover?? I hardly know'er!

[–]Velectrian411 0 points1 point ago

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He found Shawty.

[–]Puranto23 0 points1 point ago

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also know as christian sex

[–]snap_wilson 0 points1 point ago

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Are we sure it's just not dancing?

[–]tzahal 0 points1 point ago

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lemme smang it grrrrl. lemme smash it and bang it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt5ghXdq6Z0

[–]uberfreak3 0 points1 point ago

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this needs to be watched while listening to all techno

[–]randall82 0 points1 point ago

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He's leaving room for the Holy Ghost.

[–]ghostly5150 0 points1 point ago

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This dog has more moves then me...

[–]ihmc 0 points1 point ago

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Much better headline than the one I would have come up with: "You're doing it wrong."

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

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Is this what those "saving myself for marriage" people do?

[–]mariocesar 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh! how cute, he is dancing Reggueton !

[–]Superconducter 0 points1 point ago

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OK I see your kind of safe sex and raise you this kind.

http://imgur.com/PWvqc

[–]Rascolito 0 points1 point ago

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Hoverhand 2.0 the Hoverhump

[–]jragle 0 points1 point ago

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Came here expecting to see a padded headboard.

[–]periwinklemoon 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha!! I have never laughed at something on the internet so hard before. This is glorious.

[–]WholeWideWorld 0 points1 point ago

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Oh wow this is the first thing on /r/funny to make me smile for over 3 seconds in the 4 months I've been on reddit.

[–]ImStuuuuuck 0 points1 point ago

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Next level Hoverhand maneuver, or, practicing

[–]dacilselig 0 points1 point ago

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The hover hump

[–]Bebbopper 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of a couple that was having no luck making babies because the husband mistook the space between his wife's thighs for her vagina. True story.

[–]Dirrwen 0 points1 point ago

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Wat

[–]Bebbopper 0 points1 point ago

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The perils of not teaching sex ed.

[–]itspeppergirl 0 points1 point ago

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cautious dog worth two

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

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That's one long, invisible penis that dog has

[–]N3otron 0 points1 point ago

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I see nothing wrooooooooooooooooooonnnnggg with a little bump 'n' griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind...

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

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What a bitch.

[–]bertbargo 0 points1 point ago

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This year...

Christmas comes to Santa!

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Starting Adam Sandler as fucking everyone because he is Adam Sandler

[–]Minerva89 0 points1 point ago

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Doing the wave like a boss.

[–]crave_you 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does the same thing around this dog my uncle's girlfriend has. I came home and I found what I believe was to have been dog jizz all over my floor. I didn't know that was possible...

[–]lionheartednyhc 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for reminding me of one of the first gifs I ever saw. This brings back memories.

[–]Funktapus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]31stPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

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barry white playing in background Come a little closer bitch Mmmm ooh yeah

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Too much? ;)

[–]JoeMikeGent 0 points1 point ago

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Nottusthisshittusagainus (god of frequently used reposts) approves this.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Actual quote from the actual kid behind the actual camera filming the actual video "I'm gonna go inside now, that black guy is scaring me"ج_ج

[–]Mushead -1 points0 points ago

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Kind of reminds me of some girls dancing in the club ,you know ,shake that ass LOL

[–]zbrinz -1 points0 points ago

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That's what me and your mother did last night, hah.

[–]bluekum -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't matter had sex

[–]wolverine2pk -2 points-1 points ago

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Air humping. The best sex ever.. and related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V55Zq5whVCI&feature=related