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[–]FriedGold 6 points7 points ago

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MY ARCH NEMESIS

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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My sole reason for coming here is comments like this.

[–]Drat333 0 points1 point ago

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I shoed have known one of these chains would start here.

[–]JRockPSU 23 points24 points ago

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No, my first reaction was "OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER NOSE"

[–]SeaTwertle 2 points3 points ago

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It's basically a little clamp that goes on her nose to keep her from getting water in her nasal passages when she's upside down in the water. Because nothing says grace like flailing around and coughing up pool water.

[–]Flea0 2 points3 points ago

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it's synchronized swimming, so they wear noseplugs to stop the water from going in when they do backflips underwater. Also, they have to smile all the time for the judges, which makes for some creepy, nightmare inducing facial expressions.

[–]ol_dirt_mcgurk 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like another tiny foot.

[–]Solid364 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly, a lot of things in the picture look wrong...could just be me though.

[–]00andy 0 points1 point ago

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And yet, I have the weirdest boner.

[–]INeverFinishMySen 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody nose.

[–]100octane 8 points9 points ago

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a repost afoot!

[–]chiablo 1 point2 points ago

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I wish Reddit had a system where it would analyze the picture you are posting and if it's identical to another one, it will do an upvote of the previous submission instead of allowing you to repost.

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 0 points1 point ago

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What about older posts that are locked?

[–]MADBAKER -1 points0 points ago

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[–]suddenlyreddit 1 point2 points ago

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At the Circle K?

[–]EnderofDragon 0 points1 point ago

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You have just wiped away my foul mood. Thank you.

[–]ProfessorWC 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me laugh every time.

[–]pineoakrevival 0 points1 point ago

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This made my day.

[–]thatdeductivefellow 0 points1 point ago

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The game is afoot!

[–]roadbuzz 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if sexy or freakish.

[–]jmart1375 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I read that in Bill Murrays voice.

[–]remain_nameless 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Foot's perspective: That's ahead of me!

[–]joemeister1 -1 points0 points ago

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I really gotta hand it to you there...

[–]MadMageMC -1 points0 points ago

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This looks like a publicity shot from a new Jim Carey project.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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lol'd for real

[–]Ascott1989 -1 points0 points ago

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Sock puppets, without the socks.

[–]jon13171 -1 points0 points ago

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ROFL

[–]Kyt-Xune -1 points0 points ago

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Dear god almighty.

[–]suburban_legend -1 points0 points ago

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A FOOT IS AFOOT

[–]tim1357 -1 points0 points ago

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it smells like a repost.

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[–]RichardPeterJohnson -1 points0 points ago

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People seem to think that because something is original it's good. Maybe this original content you like is utter crap.

[–]Dr_Tecknologic -2 points-1 points ago

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And that's when I realized: Reddit is 4chan's toilet bowl.

[–]daschande 1 point2 points ago

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We are the toilet for the toilet of the internet? Someone cue a spinning top...

[–]cantbebothered -3 points-2 points ago

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Who wears lipstick in the pool?

[–]daschande 0 points1 point ago

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Synchronized swimmers. She's also wearing a few hundred hairpins, to keep her hair looking the exact same way wet as it does dry.

[–]violentacrez[M] -3 points-2 points ago

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removed, no memes