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[–]BustedGizmo 25 points26 points ago

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Why does Steve Jobs want to kill a Walrus?

[–]Panu_Magish 2 points3 points ago

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He was a known sadist, and he always said that, " Killing walruses calms me down. "

It is known.

[–]niczar 1 point2 points ago

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It's Destiny.

[–]HomieGSkillitBiskitt 11 points12 points ago

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Poor walrus... D:

[–]Vahnya 9 points10 points ago

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This made me sad. D:

[–]brohmo 4 points5 points ago

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Where's this comic originally from?

[–]SMAAASHING 2 points3 points ago

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Croatian author and a friend of mine. :)

[–]imalreadyinyourhead 1 point2 points ago

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I read this in Bear Grylls' voice. It couldn't be Grylls though, cause he didn't turn the walrus into a shelter after killing it.

[–]SinfulDavey 0 points1 point ago

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And drink his own piss in the comforts of his new home

[–]unknownError 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks Steve.

[–]jayseesee85 1 point2 points ago

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It's simple, he killed the Hyneman.

[–]Fearlessleader85 0 points1 point ago

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I'll have to remember that for when I finally succeed in becoming the world's greatest walrus. That would be a terrible way to go.

[–]That_Tall_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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:'(

[–]D4rksh0gun 0 points1 point ago

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"You've got red on you..."

[–]shadoworc01 0 points1 point ago

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Why does Captain Haddock want to kill a walrus?

[–]RelloJello 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me incredibly sad....

[–]hipsterdoofus 0 points1 point ago

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I am the walrus?

[–]passwordFolds -1 points0 points ago

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Coo Coo Cah Chew!

[–]Trololrus 3 points4 points ago

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I do believe it is Goo Goo G'joob

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ