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[–]katey1801 39 points40 points ago

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Scariest thing I have seen on reddit so far.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 16 points17 points ago

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You haven't seen anything yet.

[–]katey1801 -2 points-1 points ago

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Got something worse? -Challenge time.-

[–]JTHipster 10 points11 points ago

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R/spacedicks

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap. Good start. Any other contenders?

[–]mooseman780 6 points7 points ago

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Jolly... Ranchers.

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Rancid cucumbers.

[–]iBird 3 points4 points ago

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Rosey O'Donnel's Twat after 45 minutes on the StairMaster 8,000.

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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That might be one of the worst things I've ever read.

[–]JTHipster 1 point2 points ago

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This goes beyond reddit.

SWAP.avi

[–]Spadedv 0 points1 point ago

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r/wtf

[–]mavantix 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oddsen 0 points1 point ago

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Jolly Jolly Jolly!

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Gross and messed up, but not scary.

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

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This is only the beginning, Katey Who believes 4Chan rules the internet. Only the beginning...

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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Hold up. If 4chan doesn't rule the internet, what does?

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

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Everybody and nobody. (protip: don't talk about 4chan, or joke about it. People are out there.) See: Rules of the Internet.

[–]katey1801 0 points1 point ago

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-facepalm-

Oh duh. That's one of the major rules. How could I forget that?

[–]katey1801 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm scared now.

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[–]katey1801 1 point2 points ago

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Aw hell no!

[–]Buddhainhair 12 points13 points ago

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That would force me to turn it off completely. Which would mean that when I fell asleep again, there'd be nothing to wake me up!

[–]loduN 11 points12 points ago

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Is it delivered with the 100 bill ?

I take one of these.

[–]Kubaker1 9 points10 points ago

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It costs $125.

[–]tallwill514 19 points20 points ago

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Well there are two $100 bills on the picture. $75 profit, DEAL!

[–]Grass_Is_Purpler 5 points6 points ago

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The alarm clock of the 1%

[–]FourPrivetDrive 2 points3 points ago

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I always think to myself 'I would pay so much money to not have to get out of bed right now.' This would legitimize that.

[–]Doty152 5 points6 points ago

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It's 8:15, do you know whereYOUR Benjamin is?

[–]B_chillin 3 points4 points ago

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I guess time really is money

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I probably wouldn't even do this if I was a millionaire. What a stupid idea.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If you were a millionaire you wouldn't care.

[–]phenorbital 1 point2 points ago

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Can you not just tape it back together and have it as legal currency still? That's certainly the case with bank notes in the UK...

[–]beefinbed 1 point2 points ago

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8:15? worth it.

[–]Jester0203 1 point2 points ago

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Hooray a felony!

[–]t-muns 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and give me back my money!

[–]Indulge_Me 0 points1 point ago

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Knowing me, I would reason with myself in my head as to why it would be ok just to have an extra 10 mins. Regardless if I would lose money.

[–]Aeslehc 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ NO. NOT EVER.

[–]abioux 0 points1 point ago

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this should be on /r/WTF

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now I want the Euro version ...

[–]fullMETALturban 0 points1 point ago

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Links to buy this?

[–]jusksmit 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this before, and if I remember correctly, the image is a bit deceiving. The clock doesn't start shredding immediately: you have about 30 seconds to react before it begins.

[–]animagus_7 1 point2 points ago

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Hmph. You can always bring the pieces to the bank and exchange them... I'm lazy AND intuitive... not a good combination, lol!

[–]Jealousy123 0 points1 point ago

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Getting up at 8:15? Yes please!

[–]kmreid 0 points1 point ago

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Time is money.

[–]swolebrah213 0 points1 point ago

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set your alarm to a time you know you will wake up at

[–]fuzion 19 points20 points ago

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3 pm

[–]NiZhoni 0 points1 point ago

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So wasted times really is wasted money. Mind=Blown

[–]koolbananas3000 0 points1 point ago

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This just seems cruel. I'd go through a few notes every morning.

[–]Maxscape7 0 points1 point ago

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Challenge Accepted

[–]ExFiler -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad it is just a concept...

[–]lightinthedark 8 points9 points ago

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There are alarm clock apps for phones that each time you hit snooze it'll donate $10 to your charity of choice.

[–]legoman_86 6 points7 points ago

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I would be very poor very quick.

[–]glassery 0 points1 point ago

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I hit snooze without waking up. that would be really bad.

[–]Mrlucky77 0 points1 point ago

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Solution: Sleep even harder than the alarm makes noise.

[–]dailydoseofdave -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant!